tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56236112591104355392011-07-08T18:26:29.819+08:00Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.comBlogger1351100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-75404299265338185642010-08-18T03:01:00.005+08:002010-09-25T02:57:23.850+08:00Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 31 ~ Allies searching again<div><br /></div><div>O-Hq</div><div><br /></div><div>Jan: I'm back...</div><div>Derrick: Finally, how did it go?</div><div>Jan: This is oldtiger, fluffytiger's father</div><div>Waiman: What!? That bastard's father!?</div><div>Oldtiger: I'm sorry, i'm really sorry for what my son has done... I myself can't control him, ever since his sister's death to the Boii clan, he has been lusting for power and has joined the boii clan in hope of revenge, but he seemed to be brainwashed by boii... If there is anything i can do, my axe is under your command, what I want is just his freedom from the grasp of the boii clan</div><div>Jan: So thats why fluffytiger is under control of the boii clan...</div><div>Derrick: you better not betray us, old man...</div><div>Oldtiger: i swear on my dick.</div><div>Derrick: Well, then welcome to the Obuaians!</div><div>Jan: Now i wonder how zee is doing...</div><div><br /></div><div>A random hut in Sungei Buloh</div><div><br /></div><div>Zee: Brother Kiat, you there?</div><div>Kiat: Brother Zee! its been a long time... I've been waiting...</div><div>Zee: So you made up your mind?</div><div>Kiat: I guess, after all the eternal dominion assholes and boii-ian bitches are pissing me off</div><div>Zee: Well, lets go then</div><div>(Sounds of leafs rustling could be heard)</div><div>Kiat: Shit, they've found this location!</div><div>Zee: an ambush?</div><div>Kiat: Yea, be on your guard!</div><div><br /></div><div>Outside Kiat's hut</div><div><br /></div><div>glbin: Heh, give up now, fools, you have no chance of escaping!</div><div>zee: I can't believe you brought so much people with you, you really want us dead uh?</div><div>glbin: heh, i have to make sure you die, no?</div><div>kiat: Its either you're weak or you're a coward to bring such a big number to attack 2 people...</div><div>glbin: is 7 of us considered big number? </div><div>zee: ....</div><div>kiat: ........</div><div>(glbin, teitei, homeborn, joeseth, hopping mushroom, whaeli, mopling are the 7 of them just for the reader's info)</div><div>teitei: Actually isn't this kinda like... bullying?</div><div>glbin: ... whatever, prepare to die, you two!</div><div>kiat: get ready, zee</div><div>zee: you too, kiat...</div><div>kiat: let us use our ultimate technique!</div><div>zee: you got it!</div><div>glbin: what the hell?</div><div>kiat/zee: ok... gas mask on.... SMOKE BOMB! ZAO ZAO ZAO!!!</div><div>glbin: *cough* fucking cowards!!! *cough*</div><div><br /></div><div>The area was surrounded in smoke and as the smoke subsided, kiat and zee were nowhere to be seen.</div><div><br /></div><div>glbin: shit it...</div><div><br /></div><div>2 hours later, back at O-HQ</div><div><br /></div><div>Zee: that was damn bloody close...</div><div>Jan: Welcome back... Oh you've brought kiat back</div><div>Kiat: yo</div><div>Zee: he can provide us with the extra manpower we need anyways... so who's this old man?</div><div>Oldtiger: I'm oldtiger, fluffytiger's father</div><div>zee: I see.... wait, what!? Fluffytiger's father? Why the hell are you here!?</div><div>Jan: don't worry, he's on our side.</div><div>Derek: Eh siao liao, we're under attack!!</div><div>Zee: Walan eh, i just got back lei wtf...</div><div>Jan: Sigh, lets just get ready for battle...</div><div><br /></div><div>Outside O-HQ</div><div><br /></div><div>Fluffytiger: Today shall be the day where you guys will get eliminated!!</div><div>glbin: damn those two that escaped me, we shall destroy o-hq today!</div><div>Jan: Wa... almost full force lei they all... how?</div><div>Zee: Eh, last castle liao lei, if we lose this battle we will be eliminated lei...</div><div>Kiat: I guess lets prepare for battle then...</div><div>Derek: Wait... What is that figure there? A new foe?</div><div>glbin: Sire, i guess its time for you to introduce yourself to the obuaism maggots!</div><div>Gerr: Heh, I am Gerr, husband of boii, rised from the depth of hell to do battle with you guys!</div><div>Waiman: The hell is with this guy? He sound like fail character created just for the sake of comedy....</div><div>Gerr: How dare you? You shall pay for that phrase! But today, it shall not be I, who will do battle with you, *mutters incarnation* from the depths of hell, i summon thee, my good friend, destroy my enemies for me!</div><div>*A magic circle appears, and slowly a figure appeared in the middle*</div><div>???: Its been a long time.... since i have felt the glorious warmth of the sun...</div><div>Gerr: I shall leave this to you pal... *retreats*</div><div>???: As you wish, my old friend...</div><div>Jan: Wait... that figure... is so damn familiar!</div><div>Derek: Its... its......</div><div>Waiman: Isn't him that.... </div><div>Zee/Jan/Derek/Waiman: ENGLISHMAN!?</div><div>???: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Thus was another noisy day outside of the o-hq...</div><div><br /></div><div>to be continued....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-7540429926533818564?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-58397237908915599352010-08-06T03:28:00.005+08:002010-08-06T04:32:38.039+08:00Chapter 30 ~ Engage<div><br /></div><div>BHG(Boii-headquarter-grounds)</div><div><br /></div><div>Fluffytiger: Μάιος οι διάβολοι σε βάθη της κόλασης ακούει την προσφορά μου, απαιτώ με το παρόν έγγραφο τη βοήθειά σας για να αναβιώσω Obpskuang! </div><div>(A magic circle appears below the cauldron with contains the ingredients for reviving obpskuang)</div><div>Fluffytiger: Its working!!!</div><div>(A ray of darkness engulfed the area and a shadow of a humanoid figure appeared)</div><div>Fluffytiger: Lord Obpskuang, you're finally back...</div><div>???: Obpskuang? Who the fuck is that?</div><div>Fluffytiger: Who the hell are you then!?</div><div>(The shadow slowly lifted and a armour freak appeared)</div><div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/TFsUst9rHcI/AAAAAAAAAEk/S9pWNOZ1FbY/s1600/DemonKnight.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 251px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/TFsUst9rHcI/AAAAAAAAAEk/S9pWNOZ1FbY/s320/DemonKnight.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5502014128248266178" /></a>Boii: Boiiiiii, are you who i think you are?<div>???: Boii!? Its been so long, how i missed you!</div><div>Fluffytiger: Eh wait wtf, who the hell is this armour freak!? How come you know him, lady boii!?</div><div>???: Infidel! My name is Gerr, I am Boii's husband... well, maybe before i died, but i'm back.</div><div>Boii: Boiiiiii, i missed you so my dear!!!</div><div>Gerr: Wait, why have thou two summoned me!?</div><div>Fluffytiger: We were summoning another of our comrade, but it seemed to have summoned you instead, milord.</div><div>Gerr: You mean that obpskuang you mentioned about earlier?? If it didn't work then it must be that he is not dead yet.<br /></div><div>Boii: Boiiiii, i just remembered! oh i must be getting senile... Obpskuang is not dead yet, he's just in our cell, 18 levels below this building, the one fighting along side us was an undercover sent by me....</div><div>Fluffytiger: .......</div><div><br /></div><div>Meanwhile, at the EDHQ</div><div><br /></div><div>Steven: Phew, just a little bit more and i would have been raped by this swine...</div><div>(An unconscious marc was seen beside him)</div><div>Steven: Thanks, Boon</div><div>Boon: No prob, now to settle this guy...</div><div>(marc is thrown into a empty room with only a hole at the top for ventilation)</div><div>Boon: everything about him has been analyzed. We have all his weaknesses and we shall use it to destroy him.</div><div><br /></div><div>2 hours later....</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: Ugh... where am...i?</div><div>Boon(through a speaker): I see you're awake, Marc of the oof</div><div>Marc: What the!? Who the hell are you, why am i here? What is this place? How did i end up here!?!?!?!?</div><div>Boon: Shut the hell up, i'm not here to answer your questions, i'm here to torture you</div><div>Marc: Hah! I'll wanna see you try! I'm not afraid of anything!</div><div>Boon: I see... Fine then, lets see about this!</div><div>(12 fat buang horny little girls were thrown into the cell from the hole on the top)</div><div>Marc: The fu-</div><div>Boon: That is not all... </div><div>(Barney's theme song starts to play from the speakers)</div><div>Boon: Have fun!</div><div>Marc: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>O-hq</div><div>Jan: Sigh, only we 4 left...</div><div>Zee: Yea...</div><div>Derrick: How sia?</div><div>Waiman: We're gonna get owned like this...</div><div>Zee: Jan, lets go recruit some people i guess</div><div>Jan: sigh, well, lets go again i guess</div><div><br /></div><div>And so, Zee and Jan set off on a journey to search for new allies.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jan's side, In a forest near EDHQ</div><div><br /></div><div>Jan: Ugh, hard to find good warriors nowadays...</div><div>*in a distance*</div><div>???: *huff, huff* damnit!</div><div><br /></div><div>Jan: Huh? What's happening over there??</div><div>(Jan moves towards the voice)</div><div>Steven: Hmph, infiltrators shall be killed</div><div>Boon: Heh, you think we wouldn't notice huh!?</div><div>???: Damnit, ugh, Eternal dominion, my daughter was killed by you scums, i must have my revenge!</div><div>Jan: Hold your horses!</div><div>???: Huh?</div><div>Jan: This isn't a fair fight, 2v1, you cowards, ganging up on this poor old man</div><div>Boon: Oh? Fine, i'll leave, i'll leave them to you, steven.</div><div>Steven: Heh, sure thing brother.</div><div>(Boon leaves)</div><div>Steven: Heh, now which of you shall be my prey?</div><div>Jan: Stand back, old man, leave this to me.</div><div>???: be careful, young one, and i have a name, my name is oldtiger</div><div>Jan: Oldtiger? sounds familiar, whatever, prepare to die, steven!</div><div>Steven: Heh, you are jan, no?</div><div>Jan: So what if i am? (am i really that famous?)</div><div>Steven: Heh, of course i know you're Jan, this should be an easy fight</div><div>Jan: Don't underestimate me, fool</div><div>Steven: I am, cause i know you're weak! Windcutter!</div><div>(A gust of wind suddenly blows by and the pressure slices off jan's arm with his rings)</div><div>Jan: Argh!!! Wa eh chiu!!!!!!</div><div>Steven: Jan, wa si..... lin lao bei!!!!!!</div><div>Jan: Wha-!?!?!?!?!? BO KOR NENG!!! BO KOR NENG!!!! WA LAO BEI SI LIAO!!!!!!</div><div>Steven: Heh, As you can see, i'm pretty much alive, my son, come join me in eternal dominion, i'll make sure I get our healers to reattach your arm.</div><div>Jan: Fuck you! I will never give in to you! Because of you mom is dead, i'm gonna fucking kill you!!!!!!!!!</div><div>(A purple aura emerged from Jan's emotion)</div><div>Jan: What.... is... this... feeling!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!</div><div>(The purple aura changes colour to red)</div><div>Jan: URUWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div><div>(Jan's 3 rings from the sliced off arm shatters and the dust reforms a new arm from jan's shoulder)</div><div>Jan: I can feel the power, my arm is filled with spirit power!! Prepare to die you motherfucker! Sabre of the elements!</div><div>(A beam of light appears above jan's palm and a sabre appears)</div><div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/TFscxLimceI/AAAAAAAAAEs/p0PRN-KF8Hk/s1600/Screenshot0016.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/TFscxLimceI/AAAAAAAAAEs/p0PRN-KF8Hk/s320/Screenshot0016.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5502023001000276450" /></a><br />Jan: By the order of heavens, may lightning strike upon your very soul, Tazer bolt!<div>(the sky darkens, a crow flys by and shitted on Steven's head)</div><div>Jan: ....</div><div>Steven: ....</div><div>Jan: ..............</div><div>Steven: .....thats it...?</div><div>Jan: .... i have no idea...?</div><div>Steven: BwaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a stupid move, such incarnations all for nothing, time to die now my son...</div><div>(Suddenly, a bolt of lightning strikes down on the location where the crow shitted on and after it connects, created a gigantic explosion)</div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/TFset5NdvdI/AAAAAAAAAE0/jqlYf8zSKlI/s1600/Nuclear_Bomb_Mushroom_Cloud.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 245px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/TFset5NdvdI/AAAAAAAAAE0/jqlYf8zSKlI/s320/Nuclear_Bomb_Mushroom_Cloud.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5502025143563435474" /></a>Steven: f...u....c.....k......<div>(And that was the last time anyone heard or seen of steven)</div><div>Jan: phew, finally, mom is avenged....</div><div>Oldtiger: Thank yo-</div><div>NEA Officer: EH YOU WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH THE TREES THERE!!!! DON'T RUN!!!</div><div>Jan: Shit!!! Run!!! Lets talk later!!!</div><div>Oldtiger: Gotcha!!! Zao zao zao!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Back at O-hq</div><div>Derrick: Sigh...</div><div>Waiman: sigh.......</div><div>Derrick: what are you sighing about waiman?</div><div>Waiman: I dunno, the same as you're sighing about ba....</div><div>Derrick: yea... we like damn calefare lor, always so little screen time compared to the others...</div><div>Waiman: damn the writer la, always give screen time to the others, we must complain</div><div>Derrick: ya! Lets sign a petition, so that we will have more screen time!</div><div>Waiman: i second that!</div><div><br /></div><div>And thus, was another dull day in the O-hq.</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5839723790891559935?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-18842956106416805542010-07-29T04:14:00.002+08:002010-07-29T04:54:32.598+08:00Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 29 - Reckless<div><br /></div><div>O-hq</div><div><br /></div><div>Derrick: Yes, the Eternal dominion, an army lead by 4 heavenly kings, Sien, Boon, Heng, and Gao. Below them there're 6 generals, making up 10 in total.</div><div><br /></div><div>Zee: I see... Well, nothing much we can't handle...</div><div>Jan: Of course!</div><div><br /></div><div>Derrick: But the problem is how to fight clan boii and eternal dominion at the same time!</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: We can handle that!</div><div>Ler: Pikyu, too easy.</div><div><br /></div><div>*Marc and ler rushes out with their weapons towards the eternal dominion encampment*</div><div><br /></div><div>Meanwhile, at boi-ian's hq</div><div><br /></div><div>Fluffytiger: How dare you trepass our encampent!? Who are you!?</div><div>Jey: I'm jey, ranked 9th of the eternal dominion at your service.</div><div>Fluffytiger: Hmph, ranked 9th? How strong can you be? Bwahahaha</div><div>Jey: You wanna try? heh</div><div>*Jey spawns a football in front of him*</div><div>Fluffytiger: A football? Hah, what kinda lousy weapon is that? Prepare to die, hwruahhhhhhhhhh!</div><div>*Fluffytiger lunges towards Jey with his two axes*</div><div>Fluffytiger: Fatal end!</div><div>*Fluffytiger lifts his two axe and prepares a heavy blow towards Jey*</div><div>Jey: you're slow, diving evasion!</div><div>*Jey fakes a fall and dodges away from fluffytiger's attack*</div><div>Fluffytiger: what the f..?</div><div>Jey: My turn, PK strike!</div><div>*Jey scoops up the football, and with a volley, fires the ball towards fluffytiger at the speed of 2583kmph and hits fluffytiger in his balls...*</div><div>Fluffytiger: Ugh......................</div><div>Jey: hahahahahahaa, what a weakli-</div><div>Boii: Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii</div><div>Jey: What the!? When did you appe- Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!</div><div>*Boii appeared behind Jey suddenly with her hand on jey's shoulders and jey started rotting*</div><div>Jey: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......................</div><div>Boii: Boiiiii, with my new skills, the obuaians won't stand a chance, heheheheehehehehehe, fluffytiger, you are in for some serious training!</div><div>Fluffytiger: ugh... yes ma'am....</div><div><br /></div><div>Eternal dominion HQ</div><div>Marc: Shit, when i was watching loliporn on my phone i accidentally lost ler... Whatever, i should be able to own these noobs...</div><div><br />???: *Hic*, who goes *hic* there?</div><div>*A man with 877 bottles of beer around him was at the gate of the EDHQ</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: I'm Marc of the Obuaians, name yourself.</div><div><br /></div><div>???: *Hic* I'm known as Steven, aka Softrice steven *hic*, gatekeeper of the EDHQ, state your business!</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: Does destroying you guys count as a business?</div><div><br /></div><div>Steven: huh? *hic*, *serious mode* You? A pig? Destroy us? Hahahahahahahahaahhaahahahaha!!!!! What a joke, come on, boy, lets have a drink...</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: Eeeeeee duwan, i don't drink, to hell with you!</div><div>*Marc lifts up his hunting horn*</div><div><br />Steven: Heh, you forced me to fight, beer rush!</div><div>*Suddenly, all 877 bottles of beer floated up, and all the beer inside sprayed out straight into marc's mouth*</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: ughrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhh</div><div><br /></div><div>Steven: Stop beer rush!</div><div>*The spraying stopped*</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: *hic* little girllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssssssss</div><div><br /></div><div>Steven: What the?</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: I see little girl!!! *hic*</div><div>*marc slowly walks towards steven*</div><div><br /></div><div>Steven: Wait wh-wh-wh-what the fuck are you trying to do!? NO No not my pants no no no ahh helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!</div><div><br />*A sharp cry could be heard*</div><div><br /></div><div>Meanwhile, somewhere unknown....</div><div>Ler: I'm lost... ah fuck it... i'm sick of oof, everytime i no screen time, always its zee and jan, never me the main character, i'm gonna go create a new army... Ah i got a good name for it... The Kaiba corp! Time to gather people...</div><div><br /></div><div>Back at boii-hq</div><div>Boii: boii, have you guys got the ingredients ready?</div><div>Joe-seth: Yes, milady, it'll be time for lord obpskuang's return</div><div>Boii: boiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Lets begin the ritual then! heheheehehehehehe......</div><div><br /></div><div>O-hq</div><div>Jan: What.....is......this.......feeling..... of uneasiness?</div><div>Zee: What happened?</div><div>Jan: I don't know, i suddenly had this chill down my spine, and my eyelid keeps jumping, i have a bad feeling about this...</div><div><br /></div><div>To be continued.....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-1884295610641680554?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-24595486239836261402010-07-28T03:31:00.003+08:002010-07-28T03:56:04.547+08:00<h2>Escape From Rot Hell</h2><p>Chapter 3<br /><br />B24 - Negative Hell "Crise"<br />Greg runs for his life<br />Greg: *Pant Pant* Ya right...even if I am not affected by those hollows...I still can't win them...<br />Miyu: Negative Hollow....solidify tackle!<br />A hollow hit greg on his back...</p><p>Greg: Ow Ow ow ow ow!!<br />Miyu: Stop running...it wont do you any good...</p><p>Greg: Tsk...guess ill be fighting huh....<br /><br />Meanwhile at Zee's side<br />Zee: Dual swordsplay...Tornado!<br />Zee spins quickly with his dual blades</p><p>Miru: Weakness hollow...<br />A hollow penetrate's zee in his chest...</p><p>Zee stops spinning.<br />Zee: Im damn useless!!! I should die!!! The world should be rid of a weakling like me!!!</p><p>Miru: You can never defeat me...hahahas....<br />???: Gun magic - Flame pheonix<br />A blast was heard...A flash of light hit Miru<br />Miru: What....the...</p><p>Miru looked around but found no-one....<br />Miru: Who goes there!? Show yourself coward...</p><p>???: Hehehe...I can only use my power when no-one is looking....I..Sharpshooter Greg shall exterminate you!<br />Miru: Greg?? Then...Miyu was....<br />Greg: I shall let you join her...Gun Magic - Axel Grand Cross</p><p>A bright cross-like beam hits Miru straight on....</p><p>Miru: Miyu....miyu....arghh....</p><p>Greg appears from the shadows...<br />Greg: Mr...Zee...lets go...<br />Zee: I should die!! I am even more useless than Heskey!!!</p><p>B21 - Freezing Hell "Frostmone"</p><p>Yuki: Snow magic - Avalanche<br />A huge huge huge snowball roll towards Jan and Lupin...</p><p>Lupin: Arggghhh<br />With his bare fist...lupin shattered the avalanche....</p><p>Jan: Impressive....old man....</p><p>Yuki: Snow magic: Blizzard crush<br />The atmosphere around Lupin shines with blue light...ice pillars formed around him and smashed him in....</p><p>Lupin: Beast form - Werewolf!<br />Lupin transmigared into a huge black wolf and clawed the ice around him into shreds...</p><p>Yuki: I see you still retain your hedious form werewolf lupin<br />Lupin: this is but a physical shell...what matters is the heart behind it...<br />Yuki: Ever the philosopher huh....snow magic - razor ice...<br />Jan: Ice...kachiang???</p><p>The ice around the area float up and sped around at high speed...</p><p>Lupin: Full moon howl~~<br />Lupin let out a shrilling howl...the ice disappears....<br />Lupin: Blood claw...<br />Lupin clawed yuki at a frantic speed...</p><p>Yuki: You know physical attacks can never hurt me....<br />The snow regenerates Yuki's body...<br />Yuki: I am immortal...you fools can never leave this hell alive!<br />Lupin: Kid...run while I buy you time....this is the end of the line for me...<br />Jan: Old man!!! Nooooo</p><p>Yuki: Ice edge....<br />A blade of ices appears in her palms...and shot towards lupin...<br />Jan: noooooooooo!!!!!</p><p>???: Inferno....<br />The whole area turn into a burning hell....the ice melts....<br />Yuki: You....traitor....</p><p>???: I was getting bored ya know....yuki....<br />Yuki: Nevermore....you bastard....lady boii will never forgive you...<br />Nevermore: Its a request from my kawaii underling....Flame gush!<br />A huge flame pillar stabbed yuki's body....her immortal body slowly melted...<br />Yuki: Hail lady Boii!!! Hail Lady boii!!!<br />Yuki dies...</p><p>Marc: Yo Jan...my boss came to help ya out....<br />Jan: Boss??....whatever....we are gonna get the others and escape!</p><p>Lupin: Nevermore...king of "inferno"....helping escapees?<br />Nevermore: Wahahaha....no choice...I love kawaii chubby kids!!!</p><p>And so...the escape party got merrier....</p><p>To be continued....<br /><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-2459548623983626140?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-40903386838190909102010-06-22T05:03:00.002+08:002010-06-22T05:34:19.402+08:00Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 28 - Traitor<div><br /></div><div>O-Hq</div><div><br /></div><div>Jan: Sien la, Villa miss penalty, there goes my aos betting, kns, fuck villa, fuck si villa</div><div>Zee: Ya lor, cui, left with $20 for this week le zzz</div><div>Marc: Eh you two stop watching the world cup la, we're still in a war lei</div><div>Zee: Aiya, they never attack, who cares?</div><div><br /></div><div>Meanwhile, at the NYL clan hq</div><div><br /></div><div>GGD: nabei! we're getting pushed back, just who are these people!?</div><div>???: Heheheh, you don't have to know who we're, we just love killing, and you guys are our target!</div><div>Hopping mushroom: Shit it, lets retreat, there's an emergency exit behind, gogogo, i'll hold them with my bystander a(skill)!</div><div>Glbin: Alright, lets all run</div><div>[While running]</div><div>Hopping mushroom: ow oh shit, that hurts like fuck</div><div>Glbin: ....</div><div>[Note: bystander a is a skill which creates a mirror image as strong as the user and give it a command, but any pain received by the image will be felt by the creator until he unsummon it]</div><div>ahni: fool...</div><div><br /></div><div>Boii HQ</div><div><br /></div><div>Fluffytiger: So you're back, milady</div><div>Boii: Boiiii, of course, i'm back, stronger than ever, now let us end the stupid obuaism fools!</div><div>[Joe-seth enters]</div><div>Joe-Seth: Milady, the NYL clan leader would like an audience with you.</div><div>Boii: Boiiiiiiiiii, let them in....</div><div>[Glbin enters]</div><div>Glbin: My greetings to you, milady boii, I, glbin humbly request to join forces with you as our forces have been almost obliterated....</div><div>Boii: Boiiiii, who did that?</div><div>Glbin: I don't know, it was 10 cloaked warriors who were very very strong, but i managed to kill one before escaping.</div><div>Boii: boiiiii... interesting, I shall accept you guys in my army, let us fight for the same goal to defeat obuaism!</div><div>Glbin: heh, I almost forgot about them, we'll kill them after the army that defeated me!</div><div><br /></div><div>Meanwhile, somewhere near O-hq</div><div>Morphling: Sobs, sobs, why don't I get much screen time....? I want to have a gay scene with jan, i love him so much... yet he don't reply any of my calls and texts... Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *crys while slashing wrist*</div><div><br /></div><div>O-hq</div><div>Jan: Brrrrrrrrr, what.... is.....this.....feeling..... of.....chilll...... </div><div><br /></div><div>Back to Morphling's scene</div><div>???: You're... Morphling from the Omfg, no??</div><div>[A hooded man in black appeared infront of Morphling]</div><div>Morphling: Who're you?</div><div>???: My name is Diego Esteban Miguel Vincente Ricardo Stefano Armaldo, but you can call me Jey Taesei or Jey.</div><div>Morphling: .... don't talk to me...</div><div>Jey: You're Morphling right?</div><div>Morphling: .... What do you want?</div><div>Jey: I need your power.</div><div>Morphling: Power?</div><div>Jey: Your ability to control your own blood... we need that.</div><div>Morphling: Wait, who on earth are you?</div><div>Jey: We're the group known as the Eternal Dominion, and our aim is to defeat all the top clans in the world. Recently one of our comrade fell in battle and we're looking for a talented warrior to take his place, and humbly invite you to join us.</div><div>Morphling: but....-</div><div>Jey: Don't worry, once we defeat everything, i'll intro girls to you.</div><div>Morphluing: Deal!</div><div><br /></div><div>Meanwhile back at O-hq<br />Derrick: Eh siao liao siao liao</div><div>Jan: EH FUCK LA, Villa missed 3 penalties in this game liao....</div><div>Zee: Ya lor....</div><div>Waiman: .... [The freaking tv is on repeat for some reason]</div><div>Zee: Sigh, ya what, derrick?</div><div>Derrick: Latest news! Clan NYL has been obliterated and they've joined up with Clan boii!</div><div>Zee: What!? Who managed to defeat them!?</div><div>Derrick: I suspect its the clan.... Eternal Dominion...</div><div>Zee: Eternal... Dominion..?</div><div><br /></div><div>To be continued.....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-4090338683819090910?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-23091351307413831312010-06-07T10:47:00.003+08:002010-06-07T11:49:15.990+08:00Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 27 - A new beginning<div><br /></div><div>Last chapter, the oof sat down and had supper before the battle against Haperretiel.</div><div><br /></div><div>After the dinner</div><div><br /></div><div>Haperretiel: Heh, you guys have fallen into my trap!</div><div>Jan: Ugh, shit, what... is... this... feeling........................ </div><div>Marc: Shit, stomachache....</div><div>Ler: Got meh? I ok wor... tsek tsek tsek....</div><div>Zee: Ugh, you eat too much random stuffs le la, ugh shit where the toilet!?</div><div>Haperretiel: I've put laxative into the firaga before i burned the chickens, prepa- ugh shit, i forgot my chicken was also affected!</div><div><br /></div><div>*Haperretiel runs to the toilet while the others follow*</div><div>*After 20minutes, back in the throne room*</div><div><br /></div><div>Haperretiel: Ahh, finally, but shit, plan A failed...</div><div>Zee: You're so weak til you have to use such methods against us uh?</div><div>Marc: Ya lor, noob</div><div>Jan: Cannot fight don't fight la</div><div>Haperretiel: Wha-... Fuck, i'm gonna fucking kill all of you guys!</div><div><br /></div><div>*a dark aura surrounds Haperretiel*</div><div>Haperretiel: Demon form!!!</div><div>*Haperretiel starts to transform* </div><div><br /></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/TAxhelJjkVI/AAAAAAAAAEc/qJN5r5gUpzY/s1600/PZO9008-PestilenceDemon.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 261px; text-align: center; " src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/TAxhelJjkVI/AAAAAAAAAEc/qJN5r5gUpzY/s320/PZO9008-PestilenceDemon.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479862024599212370" /></a></div>Ler: He looks... much more weaker I think...<br /><div>Haperretel: Pestilence mode, smoke of death...</div><div>*Haperretiel lets out gas from his mouth*</div><div>Marc: Shit, don't breath in the gas! Its.... Poison i think!</div><div>Haperreitel: Heh.</div><div>Jan: Sigh, we breathe in, we also won't die one...</div><div>Marc: How come?</div><div>Jan: Don't forget, we're the main characters, cannot die one!</div><div>Marc: Oh ya!</div><div>Zee: Sigh, this arc have gone long enough, I guess its time eh?</div><div>Marc: Yea...</div><div>Ler: tsek tsek</div><div>Jan: I guess so, since the boii-ans aren't here, we can release our limits, time to end this...</div><div>OOF: Oof limit break!</div><div>Ler: Bloodlord mode, awaken!</div><div>*Ler enters his bloodlord form*</div><div>Marc: Might of the Arcanes, come my staff!</div><div>*Marc's staff appears*</div><div>Zee: Demonize, chiong ah!!</div><div>*Zee goes into demonize mode with his two peerless slashers*</div><div>Jan: Time to go all out this time, Black&amp;White!</div><div>*all 3 rings on jan's hand shatters and transforms into a simple sword*</div><div>Haperretiel: Heh... 4 v 1 now isn't that so fair, Divided we stand, United we fall!</div><div>*Haperretiel splits into 4, one to the north, south, east, and west*</div><div>Zee: Seems like we'll need to kill all 4 to kill him</div><div>Ler: Its useless, he'll still die! I take the north!</div><div>Marc: South!</div><div>Zee: East then</div><div>Jan: that leaves west for me, Chiong ah oof!</div><div>*The oof rushes to all 4 Haperretiels and 1v1 each*</div><div><br /></div><div>Ler's side</div><div><br /></div><div>Ler: Estrella de la muerte</div><div>*Ler splits into 5, standing in a circle around Haperretiel A, and slashes past him, in a star pattern, leaving a inverted star of blood*</div><div>Ler: Haperretiel A owned.</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc's side</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: Ultima fury, 20x Ultima!!!!</div><div>*2 voices come shouting from the east and west*</div><div>Zee: OI DON'T USE THAT, FREAKING LONG ANIMATION!!!</div><div>Jan: WTF, NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!!</div><div>Marc: Ugh, fine, come upon me, the power of the aeons, mega delta energy diamond dusted hellfire oblivion hammer w/ zanmato!</div><div>Haperretiel B: What's with that fucking long incarnation!!?!?</div><div>*From the sky, a beam fires down with many more smaller ones appearing and the whole area was frozen but was unfrozen by a big piece of flaming rock and a little demon attacking in lightning fast speed, and lightning comes down when Marc finishes Haperretiel with a swift strike with a summoned katana*</div><div>*<overkill> Appeared above Haperretiel B*</div><div>Marc: Phew, that was tiring...</div><div><br /></div><div>Zee's side</div><div>Zee: Sigh, demonizing really ends things too fast...</div><div>Haperretiel C: Oh really?</div><div>Zee: Hmph, quick draw...</div><div>*In a split second, Zee "teleported" infront of Haperretiel C*</div><div>Zee: Too easy...</div><div>*Haperretiel C splits into 4 pieces without even shedding a drop of blood*</div><div><br /></div><div>Jan's side</div><div>Jan: Sigh, Black&amp;White is an interesting weapon... It has two modes...</div><div>Haperretiel D: Oh really?</div><div>Jan: For example, this one... Dark mode.</div><div>*Black&amp;White turns black*</div><div>Haperretiel D: Heh, what does it do?</div><div>Jan: Well, it can slice through anything... Through its shadow...</div><div>*Jan cuts the shadow of Haperretiel's arm and his arm falls without any blood dripping*</div><div>Haperretiel D: Ugh, shit, what the, well, i just have to shut off every light source here then! darkness!</div><div>*the whole area was swallowed by darkness*</div><div>Jan: Of course Dark won't work in the dark anymore, so we'll need the Light mode</div><div>*Jan's sword turns white and starts to glow*</div><div>Jan: in the light mode, as long as there is no other light around, it can slice through anything.</div><div>*In a swift cut, Haperretiel D was split into half*</div><div>Jan: Thats all folks.</div><div><br /></div><div>Zee: So we did it... Haperretiel has fall...</div><div>Rin: yes, you guys did it, now i guess its time to say good bye.</div><div>Jan: You're Rin, no? I thought you were dead!</div><div>Rin: I'm a spirit of this world, stuck in here forever as long as Haperretiel lives, but since he is no more, i'll be gone soon, and sending you guys back to your time is why i'm here.</div><div>*four portals appear below the OOF*</div><div>Rin: It was fun! See you all some time in the future maybe?</div><div>Marc: *sniffs* we'll miss you</div><div>*a bright light engulfs the area as the OOF was teleported back to the present*</div><div><br /></div><div>O-HQ</div><div>Zee: so we're back...</div><div>Waiman: Yea, like final fuckingly, where the hell you all go sia, never see you all for like hell long...</div><div>Morphling: Sigh... no body care about me le... *slash wrist*</div><div>Derrick: Wa paisei lei, we came back earlier than you guys...</div><div>Jan: Great to be back...</div><div>Marc: Ya lor...</div><div>Ler: Time to continue my PSP... shit, this game no english subtitles...</div><div>*Suddenly...*<br />???: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!</div><div>OOF: WTF!?!?!?</div><div>Derrick: Eh paisei, my handphone ringtone...</div><div>Ler: ...........</div><div>Marc: ..................</div><div>Jan: ..........................</div><div>Zee: .............................................</div><div><br /></div><div>And thus, was another day in the O-hq</div><div><br /></div><div>To be continued....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-2309135130741383131?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-89600646432050381582010-05-31T09:47:00.001+08:002010-05-31T09:50:10.258+08:00<strong>ITS BUA-MAS!!!</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />From the leaders of Obuaism:<br />Happy bua-mas....Obua turn 57 this year!<br /><br />Party<br /><s>Wake</s> will be held at Tampines st 83 Blk 884<br />12:00am to 11:59pm<br />31st May 2010<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-8960064643205038158?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-55028281968533946742010-05-26T23:45:00.002+08:002010-05-27T00:07:48.775+08:00<h3>Escape from Rot Hell</h3><br /><br />Chapter 2<br /><br />B24 - Outside Cell H1<br />Zee: Ahhhh freedom freedom...this is easy....<br />Greg: Er...mr Zee<br />Zee: Now all's left is to get all my comrades out....but i think they already got out...it was easy...<br />Greg: Mr...zee?? Hello...<br />Zee: Hmm...hmm...where is the exit...<br /><br />???: Sorrow, depression, negative, sad, death, useless....<br />???: Hopeless, gone-case, impossible...<br /><br />A pair of eerie sounds howling negative comments echoed throughout the level...<br /><br />Zee: Who goes there!?<br />Greg: They are the guardians of this level, the negative hell...."crise"<br />Zee: Huh...who cares Ill just slice right through them..<br /><br />???: Negative Hollow!<br />???: Weakness Hollow!<br /><br />2 spirits came out of nowhere and penetrated zee in his chest...<br />Zee fell to his knees...<br /><br />Zee: Its hopeless, I will stay here for eternity...Im useless, i steal little girl underwear, i still old granny's mickey mouse bra...<br />Greg: That was...shocking....urgh!<br /><br />The spirits got Greg too...<br />Greg: Hmm....what!?<br /><br />???: Hey Miyu, it didn't affect this guy...<br />Miru: Miyu, did your negative hollow get him?<br /><br />Greg: Hehehehe...wanna know the reason!?<br />Greg stands like a hero...<br />Greg: I am...already negative and weak! Therefore these tricks do not work on me!<br /><br />B24 - Outside cell h1....Greg vs Miyu &amp; Miru<br /><br />Meanwhile...<br />B21 - Outside Cell A-3<br /><br />Lupin: Kiddo...this level is known as the freezing hell...Frostmone...<br />Jan: No wonder its so cold....brrrr....achhooo....How the hell are you tahan-ing half naked!??<br />Lupin: Its training...you got a long way to go...<br /><br />Jan and Lupin made their way to the icefield located in the center of the level...where they are greeted with hostilities...<br /><br />???: Shiver shiver freeze...my my who do we have here...<br /><br />A beautiful fair lady appeared from the snow on the ground...<br /><br />Lupin: About time you arrived...guardian of frostmone...yuki..<br />Yuki: Lupin...didn't think you would come out...<br />Jan: Die! Swordplay...cyclone slash!<br /><br />Jan did a spinning slash towards yuki and sliced her into half...<br /><br />Jan: heh heh...you liked that!?<br />Yuki: It was...ticklish....<br /><br />Yuki rised up from the snow and regenarated her body with snow....<br /><br />Lupin: She is a snow lady...let me handle her...<br /><br />B21- Central plains....Lupin vs Yuki<br /><br />B19 - Cell-B4<br />Marc: Hot hot...hot!!!! This is definitely the hottest place in Singapore!<br />Nigga guy: Yo fatass...your ass is on fire!<br />Marc: What the...hell your lying!<br />Nigga Guy: Gotcha....<br /><br />Marc smashed the nigga guy into pieces....along with the iron bars holding him in...<br /><br />Marc: Oo there is a sign here...<br /><br />*Sign* B19 - [Inferno] Temperature: 130 degree celcius<br />Marc: Holy! No wonder its so hot....<br /><br />???: Who dare disturb the slumber of the great inferno king Nevermore!? Fuck this alarm clock!<br />Marc: Eh....howdy! Nevermore-sama<br />Nevermore: I got an underling now!?<br /><br />B19 - Inferno....Marc &amp; Nevermore...a new development?<br /><br />To be continued...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5502828196853394674?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-65984937960068848032010-05-26T07:08:00.004+08:002010-05-26T08:06:31.814+08:00Obuaism Chronicles -Chapter 26- OOF vs HFD(Haperretiel's Four Devas) and the prelude to the epic showdown.<br />Arena A<br />Keiji: Hah, take this!<br />*Keiji dashes forward, thrusting his divine mandible forward towards Marc*<br />Marc: Heh, you think this horn is just for show eh? Let me show you!<br />*Marc uses his horn to block the attempt by Keiji and the two giants clashed*<br />Keiji: Hah, you ain't half bad, but of course, I'm not finished with that!<br />*Keiji pulls back his halberd and swings the 200kg metal ball below towards marc from the side*<br />Marc: Shit! Ugh!<br />*Marc flys due to the impact of the attack*<br /><br />Arena C/D<br />Jan/Zee: Wow, so pigs CAN fly!<br /><br />Arena A<br />Marc: Ugh, fu.. damn shit, that hurt damnit, now you die.<br />Keiji: Oh? How're ya gonna kill me?<br />Marc: uh... Kappa!<br />*Marc points towards behind Keiji*<br />Keiji: Where!?<br />*Keiji turns back*<br />*Marc swings his 666kg horn towards the face of keiji*<br />Keiji: Wha-...<br />*the impact of the attack was so strong that it sent keiji flying and even broke through the barrier of Haperretiel's arena*<br />Keiji: *spits blood*, heh, i guess, its my end... T'was a good fight, Marc...<br />Marc: You did well too, Keiji Maeda, please die in peace now...<br /><br />Haperretiel's voice: Arena A's battle has ended, Marc is the winner.<br /><br />Arena D<br />Lu Bu: .... To think keiji died to such a trick, don't expect me to fail like him<br />Zee: Oh... I see... Hey its dong zhuo raping diao chan!*points behind Lu Bu*<br />Lu Bu: WHA-!? THAT DOG SCUM OF NATURE!!!!!<br />*Lu Bu looks back*<br />Zee: Fool...<br />*In a swift cut, Lu bu's head flew*<br /><br />Haperretiel's voice: Arena D's battle has ended, Zee has defeated Lu Bu<br /><br />Arena B<br />Ler: These scums are really not worth our time i guess...<br />Tadakatsu: You think so? Too bad I'm not like them, now die, Ler<br />Ler: Heh, Hammer spin!<br />*Ler charges his hammer back, dashes towards Tadakatsu Honda and unleashes a spin attack at him*<br />Tadakatsu: Wha.. What is this strength!? Its nothing I've seen before!<br />Ler: Heh, prepare to die... *Glows bright red* Bloodlord, awakening!<br />*Ler enters his bloodlord transformations*<br />Ler: No one will be able to stop the bloodlord, pikyuuuuuu, buwahahahahahahahahaahhaa<br />*Ler throws his hammer aside and flashsteps behind Tadakatsu*<br />Tadakatsu: This speed... damn, i guess i'm a goner...<br />Ler: Heh, Requeim de la Sangre(Requiem of blood)<br />*A spear appears on Ler's hands and in 1 second, pierced through Tadakatsu's heart 369 times, creating a fountain of blood from Tadakatsu and after the blood lands, a inverted pentagram was drawn by the blood on the floor*<br />Tadakatsu: You're... too st-<br />*Tadakatsu dies*<br /><br />Haperretiel's Voice: Arena B's battle has ended, Ler is the winner...<br /><br />Arena C<br />Jan: Seems like we're left eh...<br />Meng Huo: Heh, that proves that i'm the best in the four!<br />Jan: Well, i was just playing around, time to get serious...<br />*The gloves revert to the yellow ring*<br />Jan: Time for your death, materialize, Spear of illusions.<br />*Jan's red and blue ring shatters to dust and creates a spear on jan's hand*<br />Meng Huo: Yea whatever, die!<br />*Meng Huo swings his pole at Jan and hits Jan's head*<br />Meng Huo: Hah, this is power!<br />*Jan suddenly disappears*<br />Jan: You've fallen completely into my hypnosis, i guess it works on low iq people like you...<br />Meng Huo: What the!?<br />*Jan appears behind Meng Huo*<br />Jan: As I said, I shall end this, Thousand years stab!<br />*Jan squats down and pierces the spear into meng huo's asshole and pulls it out in a split second*<br />Meng Huo: W...h...a....t.........I...s.......t....h....i...s............f...e...e...l...i...n...g...........<br />Jan: The tip of this spear is smeared with a special nerve affecting drug when the ability is activated. Your senses will be "Slightly" slower, which will cause you feeling the pain from the pierce up your ass for... the next 10 decades.<br /><br />Haperretiel's Voice: Arena C's battle has ended, Jan has emerge Victorious, seems like you guys have defeated my devas. You may proceed to my castle now.<br /><br />Marc: Lets go!<br /><br />Drawbridge of Haperretiel's Castle<br />???: Halt, thou shalt not pass!<br />Jan: You.... You're...<br />???: Been some time, OOF, William wallace at your service.<br />Marc: So you were a traitor all along... bastard...<br />William Wallace: Heh, of course, I shall be the one to stop you four.<br />Ler: I'd wanna see you try.<br />Zee: Sigh, i think i can kill you in... one hit, with one sword.<br />William Wallace: Hah, you over-estimated yourself, fool.<br />Zee: I wonder, stupid englishman...<br />William Wallace: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDO- UGH...<span style="font-size:85%;">FREEDOM....</span><br />*In a swift thrust, that will be the last time that extra long sentence is heard...*<br /><br />Haperretiel's Castle, Hallway<br />???: You shall not pass!<br />Jan: You must be... the legendary gandalf the white!<br />Gandalf: Yes I am, now you all shall die, in the name of Haperritiel!<br />*Gandalf lifts his staff*<br />*Crack*<br />Gandalf: Shit... i think... I'm too old for this...<br />Marc: To hell with you, old faggot<br />*marc throws gandalf out of the window into the sea*<br /><br />Haperretiel's Castle, Outside Throne Room<br />???: You shall not pass here as long as I stand<br />Zee: Who're you?<br />Jan: Ya lor, never see you before one...<br />Alexander the Great: I'm Alexander the Great, aka Alexander the third, aka Darius the great, aka Darius the thi- ugh<br />Jan: .... Tazer punch... Too much info...<br />*Alexander the great, aka alexander the third, aka Darius the Great, aka Darius the third falls*<br /><br />Haperretiel's Throne Room<br />Jan: It seems we've reached the final part...<br />Zee: Yeah, too much blood has been shed for this arc...<br />Marc: Its time to end this...<br />Ler: Blood good what -.-...<br />Haperretiel: It seems you guys successfully made it here... I underestimated you guys, now for the epic final boss theme.<br />*Haperretiel snaps his finger*<br />*Silence*<br />Zee: ....<br />Marc: .......<br />Jan: ..........<br />Ler: ........................<br />*Crow flys by*<br />Haperretiel: Shit, my ip*d ran out of battery....<br />Zee: ......<br />Marc:..............<br />Jan: ................................<br />Ler: ....................................................<br />*10 crows flys by...*<br />Zee: Wth? Why so much crow one here -.-<br />Haperretiel: I have no idea...<br />*5 chickens flys by...*<br />Ler: Wth!? Chickens can fly!?<br />Haperretiel: Firaga!<br />*Haperretiel fires 5 fireballs towards the 5 flying chickens and fry them instantly...*<br />Haperretiel: Lets have supper before the battle.<br />Ler: A wise choice.... pikyuu, tsek tsek<br />Zee: Wth...<br />Jan: Wtf.....<br />Marc: Ugh, the temptation...<br /><br />And the OOF sat down and had supper with haperretiel before the battle....<br />To be continued....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-6598493796006884803?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-18522685357205666152010-05-16T19:53:00.002+08:002010-05-16T22:28:02.972+08:00<h3>Escape from Rotten-Hell</h3><br />Chapter 1<br /><br />In the depths of underground tampines lies a hell no one would even wish to go even upon death. This is the place where boii-ians keep their spoils of war. The reason obua is fighting against boii is to destroy this place and this has yet to be accomplished.<br /><br />B24 - Cell-H1<br />Zee: Where is this...the last thing i remember was having lunch with the oof...<br />???: Hey newcomer...<br />Zee: Who are you? What is this place?<br />Greg: Greg, this is Rotten Hell or R-Hell in short.<br />Zee: So boii got us...<br /><br />B21 - Cell-A3<br />Jan: Acchooo...so cold so cold...<br />???: Better keep urself warm up! Heres a blanket.<br />Jan: O thx...whats this place??<br />???: Rotten Hell B21 - Frostmone...<br />Jan: Grrr...damn...<br /><br />B19 - Cell-B4<br />Marc: Issit me or issit real hot in here....<br />Random guy: Hey fatass! Burn yo fats dawg!<br />Marc: Shut up nigga! Hot hot!!<br /><br />B26 - Cell-X2<br />Ler: Why....<br />Bangaelas: Welcum my baya...<br />Ler: why....<br />Bangaelas: We love new meat....<br />Ler: ....damn...<br /><br />B2 - Conference room<br />Fluffytiger: I leave this place to you...Demonlord X<br />Demonlord X: Heh...not even an ant can escape here..<br />Fluffytiger: I shall hold you to your word...if any of those obua-dogs leave this place...you are gonna suffer the wrath of lord-boii..<br /><br /><br />B21 - Cell-A3<br />Jan: My comrades were captured in here too...I need to save them!<br />???: hmm...i thought i would live my whole life in here. But I like you sonny. I will aid you in your escape. My name is Lupin.<br />Jan: Thanks Uncle lupin. But how do we escape.<br /><br />Lupin walked over to the iron bars and forced them opened easily.<br /><br />Jan: wow...why didn't you go out earlier?<br />Lupin: I wanted to suicide and was captured before I did that...and this place seemed quite nice to live in.<br />Jan: Ah huh....<br /><br />B24 - Cell-H1<br />Zee: My comrades were captured in here too...I need to save them!<br />Greg: hmm...I thought you would want to live your whole life here. Help me sonny! You will bring me along if you gonna escape right??<br />Zee: Right...<br /><br />Zee took out his peerless slashers and sliced up the iron bars like tofu.<br />Zee: Let us go...<br />Greg: yay!<br /><br />So Jan and Zee broke out of their respective cells with their new found comrades...so what dangers lies ahead of them?<br /><br />Fluffytiger: I hope those cells are strong enough to hold them....<br />Demonlord X: Er...they are just normal cells...<br />Fluffytiger: What!? with their skills they can break out easily!<br />Demonlord X: Do not worry. It is not the cells that would hold them...but the stuff 'outside'...hehehehe...<br /><br />To be Continued...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-1852268535720566615?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-89927918917498293562010-05-15T05:02:00.007+08:002010-05-26T08:05:18.257+08:00Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter... 27- A new begi- <div><br /></div><div>Jan: Oi, stop trying to skip chapters la wth</div><div>Ler: Tsek tsek tsek tsek tsek, pkyuu, chapter 25 hor, don't do stunt!</div><div>Author: Okok....</div><div><br /></div><div>Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 25- The Four Devas of Haperretiel</div><div><br /></div><div>In the last chapter, the mastermind of the whole time warp thingy appeared, Haperretiel the demon of time.</div><div><br /></div><div>Haperretiel: Heh, you five maggots think you could beat me huh? Lets see you handle this! Come to me my noble e********!</div><div>Square Enix staff: The above has been censored due to copyright infringement.</div><div><br /></div><div>A light engulfed the area and four silhouettes appeared.</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: Wa, diao zui ah? Hum si bo?</div><div>Zee: Ya lor, kns, scared don't fight la!</div><div>Haperretiel: Shutup fools, you guys are 4v1 me before, i'm just summoning 4 units to play around with you while i have a nap...</div><div>Ler: Anything lor, 4 figures only what, nothing much, sure will get owned by the great oof!!! Muahahahahahahahaha</div><div>Haperretiel: We'll see.</div><div><br /></div><div>As the light dims, the four silhouettes became visable.</div><div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/S-3DUAh45kI/AAAAAAAAAEU/LJf36nPiyMU/s1600/4+silhouettes.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 524px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 130px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471243870831961666" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/S-3DUAh45kI/AAAAAAAAAEU/LJf36nPiyMU/s400/4+silhouettes.jpg" /></a><br />Jan: eh wai...t... Why their eye infront got black thingy one? <div>Haperretiel: That one... Ask the author...</div><div><br /></div><div>*Author note: Their faces are censored due to copyright issues and we're using their picture without koei's consent...*</div><div><br /></div><div>Ler: What the hell...? Copyright issues again!?</div><div><br /></div><div>Meng Huo: Don't think you're going home in one piece!</div><div>Lu Bu: Hmph, scums, you dare face the Mighty Lu Bu?</div><div>Tadakatsu Honda: Tadakatsu Honda shall make orphans of your souls!</div><div>Keiji Maeda: You look strong, lets draw a crowd!</div><div><br /></div><div>Haperretiel: Heh, Have fun with my 4 devas! I shall be waiting in my castle</div><div>*Haperretiel flys off*</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: Damn that coward, using his soldiers to weaken us...</div><div>Zee: They look, quite strong.</div><div>Marc: I'll take Keiji</div><div>Ler: Tadakatsu looks fun to fight with...</div><div>Jan: I'll fight Meng Huo</div><div>Zee: Wth, why leave me with lu bu!? You all good lor wth...</div><div>Haperretiel's Voice: Arena teleport!</div><div>Marc: Wha-?</div><div>A magic circle appeared under everyone and teleported them into 4 arenas, with 2 in each.</div><div>Arena A- Marc vs Keiji Maeda</div><div>Arena B- Ler vs Tadakatsu Honda</div><div>Arena C- Jan vs Meng Huo</div><div>Arena D- Zee vs Lu Bu</div><div><br /></div><div>Arena D</div><div>Lu Bu: Heh, you think you can take me? Don't make me laugh, I'll stomp you into a bloody mess!</div><div>Zee: ... Among horses red hare, among Men, Lu Bu, but there's no red hare here, just Lu Bu...</div><div>Lu Bu: What the hell are you blabbering, prepare to die!</div><div>*Lu Bu draws out his sky scorcher and lunges towards Zee*</div><div>Zee: Wha- He's fast, shit...</div><div>*Zee pulls out his 2 long swords just in time to parry the attack*</div><div>Lu Bu: Heh, a dual blade user eh? I can play along.</div><div>*Lu bu's left arm starts to glow and sky piercer appears on his left hand*</div><div>Zee: 2 halberds, this could prove to be hard... Peerless slashers, lend me strength!</div><div><br /></div><div>Arena A</div><div>Keiji: Don't make it too easy for me!</div><div>Marc: Don't underestimate me, moron...</div><div>Keiji: oh? Heh, this should be fun i guess.</div><div>Marc: Hmph, prepare yourself</div><div>*Marc draws out his Hunting horn*</div><div>Keiji: You're so stupid, you.... uh, em, Yeah, stupid, you think that instrument can harm me?</div><div>Marc: We'll see...</div><div>*Keiji draws out his Divine Mandible and prepares for battle*</div><div><br /></div><div>Arena B</div><div>Tadakatsu Honda: My might will be your last sight on this earth...</div><div>Ler: Hah, Come on, you're too full of yourself, I'm Ler, strongest in the oof in terms of brute strength, prepare to die!</div><div>*Ler brings up his giant hammer and jumps over to engage*</div><div>Tadakatsu Honda: Hmph, let my Tonbo-giri be your passage to hell!</div><div><br /></div><div>Arena C</div><div>Jan: Hey Meng Huo, i got a question, why do you use that pillar as your weapon? Isn't it like... Oversized?</div><div>Meng Huo: Uh... Well, Sun Wukong told me he got his powerful staff from a pillar, so i tried doing that too, but apparently, it didn't turn small and its kinda heavy to carry around...</div><div>Jan: Then... Where did you get that pillar from?</div><div>Meng Huo: Shaolin temple I think...</div><div>Jan: What happened after you leave the temple?</div><div>Meng Huo: Well, it collapse, i think due to some terrorist activity, i wonder who was so bad to destroy Shaolin Temple...?</div><div>Jan: .... Materialize, Lightnin</div><div>*Jen's yellow ring materializes into his gloves*</div><div>Jan: Be ready to die</div><div>Meng Huo: Hua hua hua, back at you!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>to be continued....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-8992791891749829356?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-89941514307374976492010-05-13T21:53:00.002+08:002010-05-13T21:59:07.331+08:00<h3>Obuaimas Is Approaching!</h3><br /><br />Yo fellow members of Obuaism! Its gonna be May 31st again and its time for Obuaimas! It will be a grand party as usual with many star guests including the same-name different skin colored David Obua! <br /><br />Date: 29th May 2010 - 31st May 2010<br />Venue: Obuaius Island (A 2 hour ferry ride from Brazil)<br />Time: 6pm - 6pm - 6pm (3 days event)<br /><br />Only invited guests are allowed entry. Please produce your Obuatickets during entry. Obuatickets will be sent to your mailboxes!<br /><br />Be Punctual!<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Fluffytiger: Tsk...do you think we will be invited<br />Boii: noooooo boooiii~<br />Fluffytiger: Lets wrack the party...<br /><br />A twist!? TBC...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-8994151430737497649?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-2854409913463371072010-04-08T01:21:00.004+08:002010-05-15T05:02:35.057+08:00Author: It's been a few months since any updates has been posted... Now obuaism shall advance to the next ar-<div><br /></div><div>Ler: Objection!</div><div>Jan: Oioioi, you think this one what? The soccer story ah, never even finish then want to jump to next arc, wth...</div><div><br /></div><div>Author: ... Okok... Lets carry on then...</div><div><br /></div><div>Obuaism chronicles - Chapter 24 - The Prelude of the Final battle</div><div>Note: Only new characters and recurring characters that switched sides will have their country beside their name.</div><div><br /></div><div>~O-castle~</div><div>Jan: Damnit, i'm homesick, this place is too much of war, can't even have a good night sleep...</div><div>Ler: Ya lor, no peace for me to play my yugioh (playing psp)</div><div>Jan: Come to think of it, where did Obuani went to...?</div><div>William Wallace: We're under attack!</div><div>Jan: Again!?... To arms my men!</div><div><br /></div><div>~Outside O-castle~</div><div>Obpskuang: Its been a long time, clan obua.</div><div>Jan: Obpskuang!? You damned traitor! Die!</div><div>Zee: Keep your composure, he's not alone.</div><div>Jan: Ugh...</div><div>Marc[boii]: Heh, sorry guys, but I have no choice but to fight...</div><div>Jan: Marc, you... How could you....</div><div>Marc: Jan, I.... How couldn't I...?</div><div>Ler: Marc, you... Why would you...?</div><div>Obpskuang: Freaking stop your reunion, we're here to fight damnit...</div><div>Zee: What're the conditions?</div><div>Fluffytiger: It'll be 5 1v1 matches, 3 wins to determine who wins.</div><div><br /></div><div>*Rin appears with obuani beside*</div><div>Rin: Arena on!</div><div>Jan: Eh..? Obuani? Why're you with her?</div><div>Obuani: Well, while i was trying to escape, she caught me and we had a battle, then halfway through the battle we went shopping...</div><div>Ler: I don't... freaking see any link....</div><div>Obuani: You don't have to...</div><div>Rin: Battles will be drawn by random, first battle... Ler versus Joe-seth!</div><div>Joe-seth: Yea! Prepare to die</div><div>Ler: Back at you.</div><div><br /></div><div>*suddenly, several armies could be seen around the battlefield*</div><div>???[???]: Heh, so this is where they are, you're right, Prime minister Zhugeliang</div><div>Zhugeliang[Shu]: Of course, i'm always right, lord liu bei.</div><div>Liu bei[Shu]: Tell me the truth, how do you know they're here?</div><div>Zhugeliang: Well, i hacked into the CCTV around this area, so yea...</div><div>Zhangfei: I can't believe it, Lord Zhuge, you're really a genius, you can even hack cctv!</div><div><br /></div><div>cao cao[Wei]: We found them...</div><div>Dian Wei: leave this to me, milord!</div><div><br /></div><div>Sunjian[Wu]: The tiger of jiang dong arrives!</div><div><br /></div><div>Nobunaga oda[SW]: Obliterate them!</div><div><br /></div><div>Glbin[NYL]: Heh, been some time, Jan</div><div><br /></div><div>All the armies somehow found their way to the same location but did not suspect much, but a sinister plan was in play here.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jan: What the hell... Why's every army gathered here!?</div><div>Zee: Yea wth!?</div><div><br /></div><div>Suddenly, the ground started to shake, an armoure demon slowly emerged from a crack on the ground...</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/S7zR5HNIwWI/AAAAAAAAAEE/OuFetmWT6NY/s1600/Demonknight2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 211px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/S7zR5HNIwWI/AAAAAAAAAEE/OuFetmWT6NY/s320/Demonknight2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457467627583095138" /></a><br /></div><div>Marc: What in the... blue hell is... that!?</div><div><br /></div><div>???: It seems every warrior from different dimensions of time has gathered here, the day has came...</div><div><br /></div><div>Ler: Eh, freaking introduce yourself before saying so much crap... ??? is a damn stupid looking name for a freaking mid-boss demon...</div><div><br /></div><div>???: ... mid-boss!? Y-y-y-you fucking son of a bitch, me!? A mid-boss!? I'm the great Dark Ado-</div><div>Nippon-Ichi staff: Hold on, according to copyright, you're not allowed to use that name...</div><div>???: ... ok, I'm the great H-</div><div>Marc: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!</div><div>???: .... FINE.... then it doesn't matter.</div><div>Ler: Bloody just say your name la, stop it with the fancy entrance... </div><div>???: Ok... My name is Haperretiel, demon of time, it seems all of the heroes of time has gathered. my job here now is just to rid the world of you fools.</div><div>Jan: Rid us? Like how? We can own you ya'know?</div><div>Haperretiel: You think so? You shall all die now! *Snaps finger*</div><div><br /></div><div>A meteor flies down from the sky and explodes, and upon the dust settling, only clan obua was seen.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jan: *looks around* damnit, where're the others!? Holy shit, he freaking eliminated 20million soldiers in just a snap of a finger... wth!? he's freaking overpowered!</div><div>Ler: Wait... how did we survive...?</div><div>Obuani: *cough cough*, ugh...</div><div>Derek: What's happening to her!?</div><div>Obuani: my time is almost up, i used the last of my powers to protect clan obua from the meteor, its all up to you guys now... *obuani dies*</div><div>OMFG: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!</div><div><br /></div><div>Marc: ugh, what happened...?</div><div>Zee: Wha- Marc, you lived?</div><div>Marc: Yea... i think the others got teleported away by joeseth, but obpskuang was outside range, so he died, thus voiding the contract we had that bound me to boii's army...</div><div>Jan: So the OOF is back together... </div><div>Haperretiel: Hey?</div><div>Marc: Yea, i'm sorry for betraying...</div><div>Ler: Its ok, what matters is you understand...</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:12px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:12px;">Haperretiel: ...Hey...?</span></span></span></div><div>Jan: What was the contract about anyways?</div><div>Marc: Uh, its a death god's contract, so if i break it, i'll lose my life instantly...</div><div>Haperretiel: ... DON'T FUCKING IGNORE ME!!!! I FREAKING SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!</div><div>Marc: Wu lang du lan liao~ Wu lang du lan liao...</div><div>Zee: I guess this would be the final showdown...</div><div>Ler: Lets kill him and go back...</div><div>Jan: Prepare for battle!</div><div><br /></div><div>to be continued....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-285440991346337107?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-43911240045913195302010-01-07T22:28:00.002+08:002010-01-07T22:57:50.447+08:00<h3>Obua Chronicles Chapter 23 </h3><br /><br />William Wallace versus Masamori Obata, the battle rages!<br /><br />Masamori (Takeda): Never thought you could break out of that illusion maze so fast eh.<br />Wallace (Obua): Do not underestimate me...i shall show you my true strength.<br /><br />Wallace pulls out a rapier from underneath his scottish skirt.<br /><br />Zee (Obua): A rapier...truly suited for a scottish. ( I actually wanted to say english...but you know...)<br /><br />The rapier danced beautifully in the hands of wallace, the action was graceful and swift. It is almost like watching a performance.<br /><br />Wallace (Obua): Scottish swords dance first style...susvantivo (blossom)<br />The rapier changed into multiple blades and surrounded masamori, and instantly plunged into his body. Instant kill!<br /><br />Jan (Obua): Sweet! but why spanish!?<br />Wallace (obua): My teacher was a spanish born scottish...he taught me this dance...<br /><br />The many blades disappear...but masamori's body was nowhere to be found.<br /><br />Masamori (Takeda): foolish fool...attacking without judging the situation...<br />The field changed into a snowstorm field...its cold..<br /><br />Wallace (Obua): What...is...this...<br />Masamori (Takeda): From the moment the battle started...you have already entered my world of illusions..<br />Wallace (Obua): Impossible...<br /><br />The field changed again...to outer space...can't breathe...<br /><br />Masamori (Takeda): An illusion takes over your perception...in other words, it dominates your brain, which controls your five senses. Now you have entered my word....your fate is sealed!<br />Wallace (Obua): ....<br /><br />The field changed again...to an arena...wallace is surrounded by many mythical beasts, they jumped in for the kill...<br /><br />Wallace (Obua): Scottish swords dance 2nd style...pacto de diablo (devil pact)<br />Wallace emitted a dark aura...the rapier changed form...into a sword with a dark aura.<br />Wallace (Obua): Diablobano (Demonsbane)<br /><br />The illusion instantly vanished.<br />masamori (takeda): what the hell...<br /><br />*slash*<br />One clean strike...masamori was defeated...<br /><br />Dusk (Judge): Winner...William Wallace of the obua army.<br /><br />Wallace (Obua): The moment you lose your illusion, your confused state rendered you defenceless...that is the reason for your defeat.<br />Masamori (Obua): I lost the bet...I am your man now...<br /><br />Masamori joined the Obua army.<br /><br />To be continued<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-4391124004591319530?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-27742313473481422672010-01-07T00:16:00.004+08:002010-01-07T00:41:20.467+08:00<h3>Obua Chronicles Chapter 22</h3><br />Obua and obuani...are they related!?<br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/S0S3_SkHu3I/AAAAAAAAAD0/8FR0pJnDK-E/s1600-h/bernie.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423662149203901298" style="WIDTH: 213px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/S0S3_SkHu3I/AAAAAAAAAD0/8FR0pJnDK-E/s320/bernie.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Jan (Obua): I never knew you guys look like this...this whole story did not have character pictures..<br />Zee (Obua): Wow...lord Obua is actually this short!? I thought Obuani had long lush black hair??<br /><br />Obua (obua): Ehhhhh this one not me lah<br />Obuani (obua): I count to 3....if the picture still there...I am gonna kill you!<br /><br />Jan (Obua): Not we put one...kill the author...<br /><br />Obuani then sped off towards Singapore...with malace in her eyes...<br /><br />William Wallace (Obua): Lord Obua it seems...my pleasure meeting you...<br />Obua (Obua): Ehhhh actually I was taking a nap...then this tremor...then I am here in this unknown place....then I find you all...<br />Jan (Obua): My lord...you should really brush up on your english..<br />William Wallace (Obua): English!? They may take our lives but they may never take our freedom!!!!!<br />Obua (Obua): Whats with him??...<br /><br />The group then head back to base...in the O castle...along with their precious lord.<br /><br />Meanwhile...<br />Obuani (obua): whats this?...no matter how far I fly...I can never step out of this land.<br />Rin (judge): Fool...any attempts to break out of this land is futile...<br />Obuani (obua): Oh...it seems you are trying to stop me from advancing?...maybe by defeating you, I can finally get out of this cursed land.<br />Rin (Judge): Insolent, you dare attack a judge?<br />Obuani (Obua): En garde!<br /><br />Obuani and Rin clashed....<br /><br />O castle Audience room...<br /><br />Zee (Obua): So milord, why have you arrived so late?<br />Obua (Obua): Ehhh...I don't know where I am mah...anyhow chiong...see wierd people....anyhow chiong somemore...then now then reach lor.<br />Jan (Obua): Your english ah...<br />William Wallace (Obua): English!? They may take our wives...but they may never take our kingdom!<br />Jan, Zee (Obua): !!!!?? Imposter!!!??<br />William Wallace (Obua): Pardon me!?<br />Jan (Obua): Lives became Wives...<br />Zee (Obua): Freedom became kingdom...<br /><br />A mist then blew in the audience room...<br /><br />??? (???): it seems my cover has been blown...hehehe<br />Jan (Obua): Reveal your identity...<br />??? (???): Weaklings...you all did not notice a swap of one of your generals...foolish birdbrains...I, masamori obata shall whip you to death.<br />Zee (Obua): Takeda army ah?...Damn we were careless...<br /><br />Masamori Obata leaped out of the window...<br />Masamori (Takeda): Even though I am outnumbered...as long as you know the rules...you stand the upper hand.<br /><br />A light shone down....a judge appears....<br />Dusk (Judge): Judge rin is busy now so I am taking her place...arena formed! A one v one battle will commence.<br />Obua (Obua): Ehhhh we got jacked! hahahahahahas...<br />Zee (Obua): He sure know the rules...<br />Masamori (Takeda): The loser of this battle shall serve under the winner for eternalty! Come...if you got guts.<br />Zee (obua): I'll...<br />William Wallace (Obua): I shall fight! for my pride!<br /><br />The real william wallace appears!<br /><br />To be continued! <h3></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-2774231347348142267?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-1983069321474908902010-01-01T15:24:00.003+08:002010-01-01T15:53:41.974+08:00<strong>Obua Chronicles Chapter 21</strong><br /><u>That girl with a cloak...<br /></u><br />A girl with a cloak appears! A turnabout?<br /><br />Jan (Obua): (yaya...we are in a pinch and some little girl tries to save us...wow)<br />Zee (Obua): (A young girl, too bad that pig isn't here..)<br /><br />Girl (???): I can hear whats in your heart perfectly!<br /><br />Jan &amp; Zee (Obua): !!!???<br /><br />That girl leaped off the hill and landed softly infront of the Obua army, she had long lush black hair. She look quite decent..<br /><br />Girl (???): My name is Cristina, I have come to aid you by the order of my lord with a 20000 army.<br /><br />William Wallace (Obua): Oh thank heavens! Reinforcements!<br />Ler (Obua): We could have taken them on ourselves...Piqiu~<br /><br />Cristina (???): Oh?..We shall see about that...<br />The debris around Cristina begun to float...making a zero gravity area around her. Ler took the chance and went in with his hammer, but the impact was nullified by the gravity.<br /><br />Ler (Obua): Fine...I go play my PSP...<br /><br />Shingen Takeda (Takeda): We shall wait no longer for their idle banter...all units ATTACK!<br /><br />The takeda army roared with the order and charged in towards the Obua army. The massive force rushed in like a storm.<br /><br />Cristina (???): Fools....<br />Cristina once again made the area around her zero gravity and started to chant...<br /><br />Cristina (???): You are so weak...you are so weak....you are so weak...you are so weak....<br /><br />Zee (Obua): What weak!?....they charging at us you still say such negative things? You spy for Boii ah!?<br /><br />Cristina ignored Zee's words and continued chanting the words...<br /><br />Takeda Soldier: I am so weak...I am so weak...<br />One by one, the takeda soldiers fell to their knees, with no more will power to fight on.<br /><br />Yukimura (Takeda): My lord! It seems that our thoughts were invaded by negative thoughts. Without enough willpower, our soldiers could not resist it!<br /><br />Shingen (Takeda): As the chinese says, Retreat is an acceptable strategy. All units retreat!<br /><br />The takeda army pulled back...<br /><br /><u>Negative hollows</u><br />Cristina can directly speak into the thoughts of others, causing a breakdown by giving the victim plenty of negative thoughts.<br /><br />Jan (Obua): Sweet! that skill rocks!<br />Zee (Obua): Sorry for my imprudence...by the way, who is you lord.<br /><br />Cristina (???): I prefer not to speak about him...<br /><br />Eddle eddle hie....eddle eddle hie...<br />Jan (Obua): Oh...my cellphone...hello?<br />Obua: EHHHHHH...she reach liao ma!!?<br />Jan (Obua): Er...yeah...<br />Obua: Ehhhh I COME I COME!!!<br /><br />The ground began to shake....boom! Obua appears from underground!<br /><br />Obua: Obuani! Obuani! How I miss you so much!!!<br />Jan, Zee, William Wallace (Obua): Obuani!!?<br /><br />Cristina/Obuani (Obua): How many times have I told you not to call me by that name!<br />Bam! Boom! Ba! Pa!<br />Obua was sent flying...<br /><br />Jan, Zee (Obua): (Scary....woman...)<br />Obuani (Obua): I thought I said I can hear your thoughts perfectly.....he he he...<br /><br />This was yet another eventful day at the Obua HQ...with 3 men flying through the sky...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-198306932147490890?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-72912956517669555352009-12-31T13:01:00.002+08:002009-12-31T13:54:40.825+08:00After a semi-long hiatus, the Obuaism Chronicles returns!<br /><br />Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 20 ~ Enter, Obua's 2nd child!<br /><br />A month after Marc's disappearance...<br /><br />~O-castle~<br />Jan: Aiya, that pig sure gg liao la, like a month never hear bout his news liao<br />Zee: Agree... Who cares, even if he's here or he's not here, totally makes no difference<br />Jan: Ya lor...<br />William Wallace: Finally, there is a moment of peace for me...<br />Ler: Who knows? English is a common word you know?<br />WW: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!<br />Jan/Zee: ...<br /><br />Meanwhile...<br />~Jiao Zhi~<br />???[???]: Infiltration succeed... Time to find the seal...<br />Guard[DeathWardens]: Who goes ther-<br />???[???]: [With a stab, killed the guard], shut up fool...<br /><br />~Inside the coffin~<br />Marc: Argh shitttttttttttttt someone save me!!! <br />The Spoon Man: Heheheh...<br /><br />~Room of the sealed coffin~<br />???[???]: So this is it... [Chants an incarnation]<br />[The sealed coffin opens slowly as Marc walks out]<br />Marc[Obua]: Finally out of that torture...<br />???[???]: Glad eh?<br />Marc[Obua]: You! Obskuang! You traitor, why did you save me?<br />Obskuang[???]: I was all along the 2nd-in-command in the Boii-army, after Boii, but no one knows.<br />Marc[Obua]: So why did you save me? If you're wanting me to join you I'll not oblige<br />Obskuang[Boii]: What if I give you 500 gold ingots?<br />Marc[Obua]: Hmm... Nah<br />Obskuang[Boii]: 1000 gold ingots?<br />Marc[Obua]: Hmmmmmmmmmm... Neh<br />Obskuang[Boii]: Ok, the last offer, I know it'll be irresistable, 15 little girls!<br />Marc[Obua]: DONE DEAL!<br />Obskuang[Boii]: Now you have to sign this contract, don't think of breaking it as its a curse called "contract with the death god". If you break the rules of the contract, you'll die a fate worse than death, and go neither to heaven or hell.<br />Marc[Boii]: [Signs], heheheh, little girls here i come!!<br /><br />~O-castle~<br />Morphling: We're being attacked!! Its the takeda army!! They've betrayed us!!<br />Jan: What!? Those faggots, they shall die!<br />Zee: Lets go!<br /><br />~Outside O-castle~<br />Zee[Obua]: Shit, we're totally outnumbered<br />Jan[Obua]: Indeed...<br />Derrick[Obua]: -ma<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------<br />War statistics<br /><strong><em>Obua Army</em></strong><br />Army Strength: 80 000<br />Zee<br />Jan<br />Ler<br />William Wallace<br />Morphling<br />Derrick<br />Waiman<br /><br /><strong><em>Takeda Army</em></strong><br />Army strength: 500 000<br />Shingen Takeda<br />Yukimura Sanada<br />Katsuyori Takeda<br />Nobushige Takeda<br />Masayuki Sanada<br />Yukitaka Sanada<br />Torayasu Amari<br />Nobutomo Akiyama<br />Nobushige Oyamada<br />Toramori Obata<br />Masamori Obata<br />Masanobu Kosaka<br />--------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Zee: It is... Indeeed a scary army it seems...<br />Jan: Yea... Can we win?<br /><br />Meanwhile...<br />~Xiang Ping castle~<br />Marc[Boii]: So where're the little girls? [damn perverted face appears]<br />Obskuang[Boii]: There they are, come come!<br />Little girl A: Boiiiii<br />Marc: Holy jesus shit, what're they? They look hideous!!<br />Obskuang: They're related to boii some how, now enjoy! Don't forget bout the contract!<br />Marc: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....<br /><br />Back at O-castle<br />~O-castle outskirts~<br />Ler: Huff huff... damn this is a hard battle, can we survive?<br />Jan: [Punches down Masamori Obata] Huff, Enemy officer defeated, and I don't know, we're struggling...<br />???[???]: It seems you need some help down there, obuaians<br />[A girl of around 14 or so in a cloak appears on a hill near the battle, along with a 20000ish army behind her]<br />Jan: Thanks god, reinforcements!<br /><br />To be continued...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-7291295651766955535?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-16163012236068146152009-12-10T22:36:00.002+08:002009-12-10T23:31:31.115+08:00Oof... after a serious thinking, the name of this story will be changed to... "The Obuaism Chronicles", and so...<br /><br />The obuaism chronicles - Chapter 19, Loss of an Ally.<br /><br />In the o-castle...<br /><br />Zee: Sigh, another un-eventful day... <br />Jan: Ya... Sibei sien sia...<br />Marc: We shall attack other castles then!<br />Zee: We are tired from the last battle, you and ler are the only ones fit enough to fight, you to shall go attack Jiao Zhi.<br />Marc: Yes Sire!<br />Ler: Harr? Lazy la... [Makes a clacking sound], Pikyiuu<br />Marc: Never mind lor... I go my self lor... one man one mission lor, you good lor, pang seh lor<br />Jan: Diam la, want go still talk so much, dulan sia<br />[Marc mutters and goes off.]<br /><br />~After 4 hours of travelling, Marc with an army of 10k men, arrived at Jiao Zhi~<br />Marc[Obua]: So this is Jiao Zhi... I wonde-... Hmm, their whole army is there waiting for me eh?<br />???[???]: So you've arrived, as the master forcast... You shall die here...<br />[In front of the Obuaism army lead by Marc, appears 5 generals of the unknown forces]<br />Marc[Obua]: State your names and Banner!<br />Baltass[Death Wardens]: My name is Baltass, the commander of the Death Wardens.<br />Tulio[Death Wardens]: Tulio is my name, yours must be pretty lame.<br />Renee[Death Wardens]: My name is Renee! <3<br />Vald[Death Wardens]: Vald...<br />Staniak[Death Wardens]: Heh... Staniak...<br />[Brief description on the death wardens... the death wardens all wear a black hooded coat, like organization xiii from Kingdom hearts. They do not hood themselves.]<br /><br />[Brief description of the death warden memebers... <br />Baltass: man in his 30s, with two spears behind him. <br />Tulio: A japanese/american blooded man in his 40s, has no weapon around him. <br />Renee: A half chinese/romanian blooded girl around the age of 12, weapon of choice can't be seen. <br />Vald: A romanian man in his 20s, has no weapons around him as well.<br />Staniak: A polish man in his 30s, has no weapon around him too.]<br /><br />Marc[Obua]: now now, 5 on 1 won't be fair will it?<br />Baltass[Death Wardens]: Yea of course, you can choose who to fight among us, we will have no rejections.<br />Marc[Obua]: What're the deal?<br />Baltass[Death Wardens]: If you win, you can do whatever you want with the loser, if we win, you will be sealed.<br />Marc[Obua]: Sealed?<br />Tulio[Death Wardens]: Sealed is that you will be sealed by our master, into a coffin of time and space, suffering from getting hit by a unkillable being with a spoon, until you're released or die.<br />Marc[Obua]: Whats so scary about that?<br />Tulio[Death Warden]: Heh, you won't wanna know...<br />Baltass[Death Warden]: Now choose who you wanna fight, any of us.<br />Marc[Obua]: Of course i choose that little girl, renee, this will be over fast.<br />Renee[Death Warden]: Yay! Yep, it'll be over fast! ^.^<br />Vald[Death Warden]:[mutters] Yea... Mad fast... What a fool....<br />Staniak[Death Warden]: [Whispers] Yea, the 12 year old genius... She'll be too much a match for that fatso...<br />Baltass[Death Warden]: [Whispers] What a fool, he's under-estimating her too, but she's the strongest among us, that is...<br /><br />[Rin appears]<br />Rin: Now the arena has been set, Renee vs Marc, battle begins!<br /><br />Marc: I wonder how i shall "eat" you after this match, hehehe....<br />Renee: Really? <3<br />[Renee slowly walks over and trips on Marc]<br />Marc: hey careful, klutz, guess this will be over too fast...[Marc helps her up]<br />Renee: Sorry, I guess so ^.^<br />[Renee keeps a distance from marc]<br />Renee: Lets not waste anytime shall we? [Holds out a handful of weird shaped throwing knifes] Die!<br />[Renee throws 16 knifes over at marc]<br />Marc: Heh, even a fat guy like me can dodge too, don't underestimate me! [Dodges to his right]<br />[Renee smiles]<br />[The throwing knifes suddenly turns direction when marc moved and as if like a hoaming device is on it, followed marc]<br />Renee: Game over~ <3<br />Marc: Wha- shit!<br />[As the throwing knifes touches marc, they exploded]<br />Marc: Uraghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<br />[Marc gets knocked out]<br /><br />Rin: Marc is unable to fight, Renee is the winner. Renee has broken the fastest kill record and the record is currently at 32 seconds, arena de-activated, bye bye!<br />[Rin disappears]<br /><br />Baltass[Black wardens]: That was awfully fast... Weak pig that guy was... he din't even have the time to draw his weapon, what a fool... bwahahahahahahahahaaha<br /><br />Marc[Obua]: Ugh... Bu..t how...?<br />Renee[Black Wardens]: Time for you to sleep~ ^.^<br />Marc[Obua]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />To be continued....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-1616301223606814615?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-756167450073227672009-11-23T12:14:00.004+08:002010-05-26T07:37:08.689+08:00After a week of Hiatus, the oof returns!<br /><br />OoF chapter 18 - Jan's new awakening<br /><br />It was another day in the O-castle...<br /><br />Zee[Obua]: Seems like we'll be in a disadvantage huh, due to the fact that they're real warriors and we can't use our abilities...<br />Jan[Obua]: Yea... Now my god mode is totally useless, and my sword and shield is at the verge of breaking due to that last fight with that stupid mongolian...<br />Zee[Obua]: I guess we really need to train...<br />Jan[Obua]: Yea, but how?<br />Zee[Obua]: Hell if i know...<br />Derrick[Obua]: Bad news! Mongols again!<br /><br />~Outside O-castle~<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Rrahh!!! Where the fuck is the stupid brat I fought last time!?<br />Jan[Obua]: If you wanna fight then come on!<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Heh, so there you are, brat, prepare to die, this time I won't go easy!<br />Jan[Obua]: Neither would I! Godmode, sword mode!<br />[Instead of jan's white katana appearing, his sword and shield shattered into dust]<br />Jan[Obua]: Wh... What the hell!?<br />Subutai[Mongol]: What lousy quality your weapon is, heh, now you shall be smited by my pike!<br />Jan[Obua]: Shit...<br />Zee[Obua]: Jan!<br />???[???]: Halt, you shall not enter the arena!<br />Zee[Obua]: What the, who the hell are you?<br />[A lady in a cloak suddenly appeared floating]<br /><br />???[???]: My name is Rin, one of the Judges of this world.<br />Zee[Obua]: Guardian? What do you mean?<br />Rin: This world is a world created by the great lord, "he who must not be named", easier known as hwmnbn. Of this world, the army that is victorious will be the army that unifies the land. Of course, there're many special rules to follow.<br />Zee[Obua]: rules?<br />Rin: Yes, this is one of them. Now currently Subutai and Jan is having a duel, and a barrier, also known as the arena, will appear in a large radius around them, and since its a duel, when anyone unrelated to the duel enters the arena, they will be immediately teleported to the black coffin.<br />Zee[Obua]: Black coffin?<br />Rin: Black coffin is a dimension in space hwmnbn created to prison rule breakers. No one ever lives after going into the black coffin, so its advised not to break any rules.<br />Zee[Obua]: How bout the other rules?<br />Rin: You'll know in due time.<br /><br />Subutai[Mongol]: Hey bitch, you finished with your babbling? Can I finish this brat now?<br />Rin: Did I say anything about pausing the battle? Spastic fool...<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Wha-? You BITCH!!! Die!<br />Rin: You sure you want to attack me? Rule number 2, never attack the judges.<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Ugh, shit, bitch, nevermind, now die brat!<br />[Subutai lifts his pike, and slashes down at Jan]<br />Jan[Obua]: I see... So you two haven't abandoned me huh...<br />Subutai[Mongol]: So those were your last words eh? DIE!!<br />Jan[Obua]: Heh... Are you so foolish that you do not know I can evade?<br />[Jan dodge rolls away from subutai's slow attack, as subutai's pike hits the ground, causing a large tremor due to his strength]<br /><br />Zee[Obua]: What strength...<br />Rin: That is of course, different clans have different specialties, some are individualist abilities, some are clan-based abilities. Subutai's is an example of a clan-based ability, which is superhuman strength.<br />Zee[Obua]: I see.. how about our clan?<br />Rin: Clan obua eh? They're of individualist abilities.<br />Zee[Obua]: I see...<br /><br />Jan[Obua]: Heh, you think that slow attack would kill me eh, spastic fool?<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Grr, nevermind, since you do not have a weapon, you'll eventually die, bastard!<br />Jan[Obua]: Who says I don't have weapons? I do to be exact<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Enough of your bluffs, now die!<br />Jan[Obua]: You're really a fool i guess, I don't lie, come now, my loyal pets!<br />[the dust of the sword and shield jan used flies towards jan's location and materialises into 3 wolves, with different eye colours, blue, red and yellow beside him]<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Wolves eh? It'll be an easy job for me since mongols are born hunters!<br />Jan[Obua]: Who says they're merely wolves? They're my weapons, and if you still think its a bluff, then prepare to die<br />Subutai[Mongol]: I would like to see that!<br />Jan[Obua]: Materialize, lightnin!<br />[The yellow eyed wolf scatters into dust and materializes as two gloves on Jan's hands]<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Heh, what would the gloves do? Punch me? What a fool, now die!<br />[Subutai charges over]<br />Jan[Obua]: Reckless...<br />[Jan suddenly disappears and appeared behind subutai and gave him a volley of punches before subutai even noticed]<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Ugh, what speed... But that wouldn't kill me, cause your punches are weak!<br />[Subutai immediately tries a back hand slash on jan but as he turns, Jan disappears again]<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Coward! If you dare, fight me like a man!<br />Jan[Obua]: I will, but instead, killing you would be better.<br />[Jan appears beside Subutai and as subutai notices, Jan's right arm was charged with a yellow glow]<br />Jan[Obua]: Taser punch, don't worry, it'll only hurt for a while.<br />[Jan unleashes a heavy punch, and as his punch connects, Subutai, due to the impact and the strong voltage, was toasted instantly and died]<br /><br />Rin: As Subutai is unable to battle, Jan will be the winner of this match. Arena removed, my job here is done, good day.<br />[Rin disappears]<br /><br />Jan[Obua]: I did it I guess... Unsummon...<br />[The three wolves scattered to dust and turns into a ring on Jan's finger]<br />Zee[Obua]: Good job, seems like you got a new ability, congrats<br />Jan[Obua]: Yea, thanks, now we might stand a chance now.<br />Zee[Obua]: yea...<br /><br />~back in the O-castle~<br />William Wallace[Obua]: cough cough... damnit, my throat is so sore now...<br />Marc[Obua]: ENGLISH!<br />William Wallace[Obua]: En-cough-lish!? The-cough-y may tak-cough-e our li-coughves... [Faints due to exhaustion]<br />Ler[Obua]: Guess we went a little too much?<br /><br />And thus, was another eventful day in the O-castle.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-75616745007322767?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-89749007156934390552009-11-14T23:07:00.005+08:002009-11-19T01:45:32.370+08:00A surprise release for Soccer has been posted!?<br /><br />Soccer - Chapter 7<br /><br />TV: And we're now live at the Fonte Nova stadium, Salvador, to witness this match of Singapore vs Sweden. Last week's defeat of Ukraine by Singapore was indeed a shocking result. Today, we're here to watch Singapore play against sweden. How will this turn out? Favorites are for a draw today due to Singapore's great play against Ukraine, but Sweden is not a pushover team.<br /><br />And now, we have an interview with the banned player of the Singapore team, Ler<br /><br />Bing La deng(reporter): So now we have here Mr Ler from the Singapore team. Mind if we ask you some questions?<br />Ler: Ya sure... <br />Bing la deng: Ok, so what're your thoughts of getting banned?<br />Ler: Well, i kinda deserved it due to my outburst... So no choice lor...<br />Bing La deng: Ok... Then what have you got to say about tonight's game against Sweden? You think Singapore will win?<br />Ler: Of course la! kena sai, you think those stupid swedish bastards can win us meh kaninabuchaojibai, ask them go home eat their swedish meatballs la!<br />bing La Deng: Uh.. ok... Thats the end of the interview, thank you mr ler.<br />Ler: ya don't mention...<br /><br />So now on to the live event.<br /><br />Ricardo Prakash(Commentary a): Ohkay, vhile the two teams are coming in, lets have a look at their lineups for today.<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Sv7J-xSiwTI/AAAAAAAAADs/6XAP2KciXwI/s1600-h/Singapore"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Sv7J-xSiwTI/AAAAAAAAADs/6XAP2KciXwI/s320/Singapore" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403978683111358770" /></a> <br /><br><br /><br><br /><br><br /><br><br /><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br /><br />Wang Ba-dang(Commentary B): It seems that they're playing the same formation as the last game against Ukraine. Now for the sweden lineup...<br /><br />...<br />...<br /><br />Wang ba-dang: uh... seems like we have some error, i think its impossible to show the lineup i guess.<br /><br />Ricardo Prakash: Bullshit... Vhateva, the match is starting and its Singapore who'll be starting the game.<br /><br />0' Singapore kicks off.<br /><br />1' Zee passes a long ball to Waiman, and he crosses in, Derrick heads, and it goes wide, sadly.<br /><br />3' Another offensive chance by Singapore as Zee dribbles past 3 players, he does a long shot! no, its not a shot, but rather a driving pass to noh alam shah, who does a diving header, but a nice save by Isaksson.<br /><br />7' Singapore seems to be in complete control of this game, and now, mark does a pass to zee, and zee to derrick to the left wings, a cross in! Waiman cuts in from the right and does a left legged volley! Oh, it deflected the top right corner, sad for them.<br /><br />26' Ibrahimovic makes the first attempt at the goal for sweden, but it was easily saved by the SGGGK, Jan.<br /><br />38' Zee gets into position to take the free kick, what a acute angle, I wonder how will he take this(Its at the left side of the penalty box). He takes the kick! Its curling i- no! It curls the second time out and its Jan!? He shoots! GOAL!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A GOAL! Its a bloody 48 Yard strike! Beautiful shot!<br /><br />Singapore 1 - 0 Sweden<br />38' Jan<br /><br />41' Jan passes to Marc, marc to Waiman, and waiman dribbles down. [Waiman: shit, everyone is marked... and 2 defenders are closing down on me...] Waiman pulls to a halt.. whats he trying to do? He takes a shot at full power from just infront of the midfield line!? The ball is like a bullet, and it hits Kallstrom on his shoulder, causing him to stagger, and Waiman takes the chance to dash forward, catching the rebound and with a solo effort, shoots! What a goal! Isaksson has totally no chance against that shot!<br /><br />Singapore 2 - 0 Sweden<br />38' Jan, 41' Waiman<br /><br />45' Halftime, this has been a really one-sided match so far for Singapore...<br /><br />To be continued....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-8974900715693439055?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-9769935661295208832009-11-12T18:11:00.003+08:002009-11-12T18:12:19.288+08:00OOF/Soccer will be on hiatus while the author looks for more information. See ya on the next chapter around next week.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-976993566129520883?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-64038409743740772482009-11-09T05:53:00.002+08:002009-11-09T06:10:35.224+08:00Oof-Chapter 17b- From another world, and the beginning of everything.<br /><br />[Notice: This will be a really short post as its just an addon to the last chapter, and I'm rushing to catch an exam in 1 hour time]<br /><br />~In the northwestern land of Xiang Ping~<br />???[???]: Where the hell are we damnit?<br />???[???]: Shuddap, chicken-wuss, its obviously another world.<br />???[???]: Damn you, Seifer...<br />Seifer[???]: Heh<br />???[???]: Zell, Seifer, stop it. We're now here with the other warriors from the final fantasy lands, don't make us lose face.<br />Seifer[FF]: Yea yea, whatever, Squall...<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />Ramza[FF]: Well, its quite surprising, people from different era of Final fantasy gathering in this place...<br />Cloud[FF]: Hmph...<br />Tidus[FF]: Indeed...<br />Auron[FF]: Lets have a headcount...<br /><br />-FF Army-<br />Ramza<br />Delita<br />Orlandu<br />Mustadio<br />Cloud<br />Barret<br />Tifa<br />Sephiroth<br />Squall<br />Rinoa<br />Zell<br />Seifer<br />Zidane<br />Steiner<br />Kuja<br />Beatrix<br />Tidus<br />Auron<br />Khimari<br />Jecht<br /><br />---<br /><br />Tifa[FF]: Wow thats an awful lot of us.<br />Steiner[FF]: Yes, now we shall conquer this land!<br />Seifer[FF]: Heh...<br /><br />[FF Forces info: Should be the strongest force in the area, as these warriors are from different worlds in Gaia. The only weakpoint they have is that they do not have an army.]<br /><br />~O-castle~<br />Jan[Obua]: Bored... We really ought to attack some country now.<br /><br />[Suddenly a loud voice echoed from the skies]<br /><br />???[???]: All the forces have arrived in this realm. From now, the war has begun, and will not end unless this world is unified under a single force!<br /><br />Zee[Obua]: Wha-? This sounds more like a game to me than a war damnit...<br />Jan[Obua]: Yea, but its a freaking war... I wonder how will this war turn out...<br />William Wallace[Obua]: THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NOT TAKE... OUR FREEDOM!!!!<br />Jan/Zee[Obua]: !?!? Eh what the hell?<br />Marc[Obua]: Hahahaha, Its so fun disiaoing him... hey William, ENGLISH!<br />William Wallace[Obua]: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NOT TAKE... OUR FREEDOM!!!!<br />Jan/Zee[Obua]: -_-'''<br /><br />And thus was another noisy day in the O-castle<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-6403840974374077248?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-34067317381833493272009-11-08T23:03:00.002+08:002009-11-08T23:56:24.545+08:00OoF Chapter 17- The war begins(part 2)<br /><br />~O-Castle[Obua]~<br />William Wallace[Obua]: Milord, a messanger from the takeda army has arrived with a letter requesting for reinforcement.<br /><br />Zee[Obua]: Hmm... Lets send Ler go ba...<br />Ler[Obua]: Ok lor..<br /><br />And so, ler set off to Shan Yue to assist the Takeda army.<br /><br />~Shan Yue[Takeda]~<br />???[???]: Lord Bishamonten, god of war, grant me the power to smite my foes!<br />Shingen Takeda[Takeda]: Ah my friend, so its you, Kenshin. Its been some time since we had a war eh?<br />Kenshin Uesugi[Uesugi]: Indeed, but this war, you shall lose!<br />[The war began and Ler arrived just in time]<br />Ler[Obua]: Shingen takeda, I'm here to assist!<br />Yukimura Sanada[Takeda]: Great! Reinforcements!<br />Kenshin Uesugi[Uesugi]: Damn, this isn't good, Naoe, prepare the arbalest!<br />Kanetsugu Naoe[Uesugi]: Aye milord!<br />Ler[Obua]: Heh, you think that machine would work against me?[Ler rides at the uesugi army alone with his hammer]<br />Yukimura Sanada[Takeda]: General Ler, No! Don't be crazy! You can't defeat a while army by charging in alone!<br />Ler[Obua]: Who careeeeeeeeeeees!!!<br />[The sky suddenly turned dark and a thunderstorm started. The weather was so bad that it became impossible to continue the war and both forces retreated]<br /><br />Shingen Takeda[Takeda]: So god wants us to stop fighting this war eh? You should thank god for saving you, Kenshin...<br /><br />~Outside Tian Shui[???]~<br />Glbin[NYL]: Attack!! They have no more than 300 men left! We shall defeat them!<br />???[???]: I guess this is it... a new age has come, an age of freedom, and we know that 300 spartans give their lives to defend it! This is where we hold them! This is where we FIGHT! This is where they DIE! Give them nothing, but take from them everything! No retreat, no surrender. That is spartan law. And by spartan law we will stand and fight, and die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time!<br />G.g.d[NYL]: Diam la, talk so much... kao eh, want to die already still talk so much, stupid spartan king...<br />King Leonidas[Spartan]: Shutup fool, for THIS IS SPART-<br />[Before King leonidas could finish his sentence, an arrow flew directly into the middle of his forehead, killing him instantly]<br />Ahni: [blows the tip of her crossbow] What a noisy idiot, he deserves to die...<br />Glbin[NYL]: *Thoughts* Scary... What great accuracy<br />G.g.d[NYL]: Then now for the 299... [G.g.d shoots 10 laser beams from her fingers, killing creating mass destruction in the area where the 299 units are]<br />Glbin[NYL]: Alright, our first victory, now Tianshui is under our control!<br /><br />Suddenly, a voice could be heard from the heavens.<br />???: The Spartan clan has been wiped out by the NYL forces in Tian shui.<br /><br />~O-castle[Obua]~<br />Jan[Obua]: Did you hear that?<br />Zee[Obua]: Yea... seems like the NYL clan made their move...<br /><br />~Pu Yang[Shu]~<br />Zhuge Liang[Shu]: Sima Yi, I never expected you to come and meet me, what is it?<br />Sima Yi[Wei]: Zhuge Liang, I never wanted to come and meet you, but there is something we need to discuss.<br />Zhuge Liang[Shu]: Yes, I know, about who is the one controlling Luo Yang right?<br />Sima Yi[Wei]: Yes, ever since that quake, china wasn't what it was used to be. Weird people appeared around here and we received attacks randomly. Further more, non of the people from our era is controling Luo yang and I've heard the imperial seal was destroyed.<br />Zhuge Liang[Shu]: I know, now I guess we really need to ally up in order to defend ourselves?<br />Sima Yi[Wei]: Indeed, Zhuge Liang.<br />Zhuge Liang[Shu]: Ok, I accept the alliance on behalf of milord.<br />[And so, the Shu and Wei armies were allied together.<br /><br />~Luo Yang[???]~<br />???[???]: Ehhhehhehehehe... This war is getting interesting, eh, Zuo Ci?<br />Zuo Ci[???]: Indeed, we shall see how the mortals handle themselves.<br />???[???]: Xu Chang is pretty near to Luo Yang. We'll need to defend at Hu Lao Gate. Taigong wang-<br />Jiang Ziya[???]: I prefered to be called Jiang Ziya.<br />???[???]: Ok, Jiang Ziya, I'll leave it to you to entice Lu Bu over our side. We need his abilities.<br />Jiang Ziya[???]: Yes sire, leave to the one, the great, the amazing, me!<br />[Jiang Ziya leaves Luo Yang to recruit Lu Bu]<br /><br />TO be continued....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-3406731738183349327?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-39025282135200223202009-11-08T02:23:00.004+08:002009-11-08T05:33:27.688+08:00OOF- Chapter 16 - The war begins<br /><br />On our last chapter, the Obuanians were attacked by the Mongols lead by Subutai, and Jan was about to have a duel against him.<br /><br />Subutai[Mongol]: Heheh, you think you can win me with that little sword eh?<br />[Subutai is a well build person, and his weapon of choice is a pike]<br />Jan[Obua]: En Garde!<br />[Jan, in his sword form without the abilities, began to attack]<br /><br /><br />[The fight between Subutai and Jan was one of Jan's biggest challange, due to the fact that he can't use his abilities and Subutai's strength, he was at the losing end]<br /><br />Jan[Obua]: Damn... I'd really need my abilities in order to win...<br />Zee[Obua]: Jan, you must win this!<br />Jan[Obua]: Easy for you to say la... But he's really too strong for me...<br /><br />???[???]: Attack!!!!!!!!!<br />[Suddenly, from the west, an army of Calvary rushed towards the O-castle]<br />???[???]: Show them the might of the Takeda Calvary!<br />[The "Takeda Calvary" managed to push the mongolian army back and caused Subutai to retreat]<br />Jan[Obua]: Who are you and why did you help us?<br />???[???]: My name is Yukimura Sanada, commander of the Takeda Calvary. My lord, Shingen has requested me to assist you and ask for your agreement in an alliance.<br />Zee[Obua]: Alliance eh? But how did you know we were here?<br />Yukimura Sanada[Takeda]: We planted a CCTV over the hill there, and saw you guys arrive in this chaotic land. When you were attacked by our enemy, the Mongols, we decided to help out.<br />Jan[Obua]: I see, that is I guess a great plan. We'll need to get some allies in order to survive over here.<br />Yukimura Sanada[Takeda]: Ah, a wise choice sire, well then, I shall take my leave and inform Lord Shingen about this.<br />[Yukimura rides off]<br />Zee[Obua]: Hold on... I remembered something weird about our conversation earlier... Did he just said CCTV!?....<br /><br />~Cheng Du~<br />"Emperor" Yuan Shu[Yuan]: What? The unknown forces have breached the main gates!? Men men! Protect me!<br />???[???]: Foolish soldiers, obliterate them!<br />Yuan Shu[Yuan]: Kill those idiots!<br />Yuan Soldiers: Wahhh wahhh!! They're really very fomidable!<br />???[???]: If you guys do not wish to die, I can help, but on one condition.<br />Yuan Soldiers: We'll accept all conditions!<br />???[???]: Ok, from now, you work for me, now seize that Emperor!<br />[Yuan Shu, at this time, was the emperor as he had the Imperial Seal on his hands]<br />Yuan Shu[Yuan]: Damnit, this is outrageous! Who are you and how dare you attack the palace of the Emperor!?<br />???[???]: Me? I'm known as Nobunaga Oda, leader of the Oda forces. Now I shall lead this land with this Imperial Seal!<br />Yuan Shu[Yuan]: I will not hand the Imperial seal over! [Yuan Shu lifts the Imperial Seal up high in the air, and smashes it to the ground with full force, smashing it into smithereens], now I shall take my own life, rather than have you take my life!<br />[Yuan Shu suicided]<br />Nobunaga Oda[Oda]: Interesting... What a fool, this would never end like this if he obeyed my commands... Monkey, we shall set our base here!<br />Monkey(?)[Oda]: Yes sire.<br />[Spoiler: Monkey's real name is Hideyoshi Hashiba, but Nobunaga calls him Monkey normally]<br /><br />~Shan Yue~<br />???[???]: You have returned, Yukimura, so how was it? Did they accept?<br />Yukimura Sanada[Takeda]: Yes, my lord, they did.<br />Shingen Takeda[Takeda]: I see, so its gone as I planned, bwahahahahahhaahhaha... What fools those "obuanians" are...<br /><br /><br />~O-castle~<br />Morphling[Obua]: Eh Jan, Zee, there's a man named William Wallace who wish to meet you two.<br />Zee[Obua]: William wallance!? What is that man doing in this era?<br />Jan[Obua]: It seems that its not just asians getting into this land... Even westerners like Scottish do....<br />[Jan and Zee sees a knight with the looks of a great commander, with a long sword etched by the side of his armour]<br />William Wallace[???]: Its a pleasure to meet you two commanders, my name is William Wallane, humble soldier of the Scottish resistance in the wars of scottish independance. I've been travelling this land for some time, looking for a force to take me in, and you're the first castle I came across, is it possible for little ol' me to serve under you two?<br />Jan[Obua]:*whispers* oi... his angmoh slang damn epic... i don't understand what he talking...<br />Zee[Obua]:*whispers* other than the he want join us, I also cannot hear...<br />Jan[Obua]: *whispers* So he wants to join our army eh? I would accept that, he got the looks of a great commander.<br />Zee[Obua]: Alright, William Wallace, you're allowed to join our forces, but one thing is, we'll need you to fix a little of your English as its a little bit too accented for us.<br />William Wallace[Obua]: What!? English!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NOT TAKE... OUR FREEDOM!!!<br />Zee/Jan[Obua]: Wtf!?!?!???<br /><br />And thus, was another day in the O-h... O-Castle.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-3902528213520022320?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-72417130112301154662009-11-07T03:58:00.005+08:002009-11-07T05:17:25.697+08:00Oof chapter 15 - The Land of china<br />[Note: This chapter has little amount of comedy and the obuanians]<br /><br />~Another day in O-h.. O-castle~<br /><br />Derrick: Alright guys, I've drawn a map of this era of china... Here it is...<br /><a href="http://s905.photobucket.com/albums/ac258/lapucelle24/?action=view&current=Rotk.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac258/lapucelle24/Rotk.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />Jan: Liar... It writes Romance of the Three Kingdoms VI and Koei below...<br />Derrick: Okok... I downloaded it off the internet...<br />Zee: Hold on... download!?... There's internet here!?<br />Derrick: Ya... i don't know how also... come see...<br /><br />[Derrick boots up the pc]<br />[PC: Wireless- ROTK, signal, very good]<br /><br />Jan: Wtfh!?<br />Zee: Rofl?<br />Marc: Er?<br />Ler: Uh huh!...<br /><br />Jan: er, ok... whatever, but where're we now?<br />Derrick: Our current location is at Nan Hai, to the south. I've also gotten news that the other two clans, boii-ians and the nyl clan has been warped here too, and they currently reside in Xiang Ping and Qiang respectively, to the north west and north east.<br />Zee: I see, any other news?<br />Derrick: It seems that there's a war happening here at the moment, among heroes of the three kingdoms, shu, wu, wei and a few other factions. two of the other factions we currently know are Lu Bu's forces and the Nanman forces residing in Xu Chang and Nanman respectively.<br />Marc: Interesting...<br /><br />~Wan castle~<br />Cao cao[Wei]: What? We've been attacked? by people we have not seen before? defend against them at all costs! we shall not falter!<br />Yu Jin[Wei]: Yes sire!<br /><br />~Outside Wan castle~<br />[A big muscular man wearing a lion pelt armour carrying two board swords could be seen]<br />???[???]: Rarrrh! I'm known as La Hire! Bow before my might!<br />Wei soldier: WahH!!! He's really strong! Help!!<br />Dian Wei[Wei]: Hmph, useless fools, It seems I have to deal with you myself!<br />La Hire[???]: Gahahaha, I would like to see you try!<br />[Dian wei is a man of large build quite similar to La Hire, who uses a hand axe and a big flail]<br />Dian Wei[Wei]: Hahahaha! Take this!<br />[The two giants fought in a earth shaking duel, and every soldier were watching]<br />Dian Wei[Wei]: Heh, you're not bad! Who do you serve?<br />La Hire[???}: La hire serves ze great French army, under lady Joan of Arc!<br />Dian Wei[Wei]: Lady eh!? Hahahahaha, interesting!<br />La Hire[France]: Whats so funny? You're a great warrior yourself, why not join the French army?<br />Dian Wei[Wei]: Sorry I'll have to decline that offer, for I'm a loyal servant of Lord Cao cao!<br />La hire[France]: Your loyalty is admirable. La Hire shall retreat for now, lets have a duel again!<br />Dian Wei[Wei]: Hahaha, men, don't pursue, he is an interesting one... French army eh? Never heard of them...<br /><br />~Outside Chen Liu~<br />Guan Yu[Shu]: What are these people? They look nothing like us!<br />Zhang Fei[Shu]: They look more pale than us, maybe they're sick, brother?<br />Guan Yu[Shu]: Doesn't seem like it, but their archers are really accurate and the arrows fly with great force, be on your guard, brother!<br /><br />???[???]: Heh, what do you think, sir Lancelot?<br />Lancelot[???]: Those two are pretty strong, Gawain, why not we go down to test their abilities?<br />Gawain[???]: It would be an honor to fight along side you, sir Lancelot.<br />Lancelot[???]: Drop the sir, my friend.<br /><br />[Lancelot and Gawain rides down to the outskirts of Chen Liu]<br /><br />Guan Yu[Shu]: It seems that the enemy leaders has shown themselves eh?<br />Zhang Fei[Shu]: Heh. this should be fun!<br />Guan Yu[Shu]: Don't be hasty brother, you two, why do you wish to attack us?<br />Lancelot[???]: We, serve under the mighty King Arthur, members of the Knights of the Round table, is here to unite this land!<br />Guan Yu[Shu]: Unite this land? What nonsense, its impossible to unite this land in chaos.<br />Gawain[Roundtable]: Utter Rubbish! Our King will be the first emperor of this land!<br />Guan Yu[Shu]: *whispers* Brother, we need to hold out until reinforcements arrive.<br />Zhang Fei[Shu]: *whispers* yea i know brother, but I'm itching for a fight, i'll challange one of them to a duel to drag time i guess!<br />Guan Yu[Shu]: No brot-<br />Zhang Fei[Shu]: I'm Zhang Fei of Yan, who here is brave enough to step forward to challange me?<br />Gawain[Roundtable]: I, Gawain accept your challange!<br />[Guan Yu, a man with a long beard. Along with his blue dragon(crescent blade), he is a force to be reckoned with, and has the brain to match that]<br />[Zhang Fei, a man with an unruly beard. Carrying his Snakespear, he is a strong opponent for anyone challanging him, but abit reckless most of the times]<br />[Gawain, a man in heavy armour, with a long halberd. Known to be a person with a kind heart outside war]<br />[Lancelot, a man in heavy armour, with a long sword, known as a swordmaster and one of the best knights in the round table]<br /><br />Zhang Fei[Shu]: Gwahahaha, interesting, lets go then!<br />[It was a fierce battle. Zhang Fei's aggression in strength against Gawain's gracefulness in technique, neither seemed to show any weaknesses]<br />Zhang Fei[Shu]: Tch, not going down eh?<br />Gawain[Roundtable]: You're pretty strong yourself<br /><br />[Suddenly, another knight of the Roundtable appears]<br />???[Roundtable]: Sire Lancelot, I've brought a little soldiers over to help you.<br />Lancelot[Roundtable]: Great, Bors, you've done well, we should be able to win this battle.<br />Guan Yu[Shu]: Damn... Reinforcements for them, this seems grim... Brother, where are the reinforcements...<br /><br />Zhao Yun[Shu]: Zhao Yun from Chang Shan is here to help!<br />[Zhao Yuns army arrives from Ping Yuan]<br /><br />Liu Bei[Shu]: Brothers! I'm here to aid you!<br />[Liu Bei's army arrives from Pu Yang]<br /><br />Lu Bu[Lubu]: You owe me one, Liu bei!<br />[Lu bu's forces arrives from Xu Chang]<br /><br />Gawain[Roundtable]: Damn, so this is what you're aiming for...<br />Zhang Fei[Shu]: Heheheh, its too late now isn't it?<br />[Gawain retreats to Lancelot's location]<br /><br />Lancelot[Roundtable]: We need to fight our way out... They've a army too big for us to win, lets just retreat and live to fight for another day!<br /><br />[The three knights fights their way out of the encirclement and managed to escape]<br /><br />Lu Bu[lubu] Yeah yeah, run with your tail behind your legs, cowards!<br />[Lu Bu, a large man with a halberd known as the Sky piercer. With his red hare(horse), he is a nearly invincible soldier. People often says, among men, Lu Bu, among horses, red hare]<br /><br />~O-castle~<br />Zee[Obua]: Seems like we have ourself a visitor...<br />Jan[Obua]: Indeed...<br />[Outside O-castle, an army could be seen marching towards the castle, as Zee and Jan moves out of the castle with the obuanian army]<br />Zee/Jan[Obua]: Attack!<br />[The two army clashes head on]<br />???[???]: Don't falter, we can win them!<br />Jan[Obua]: Who are you and why are you attacking us?<br />???[???]: Subutai, from the Mongolian empire, we're here to take over this land!<br />Zee[Obua]: Take over this land? What the hell?<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Fools, you shall die, in the name of the great Genghis Khan!<br />Jan[Obua]: We shall see about that! Godmode, sword mode!<br />[Jan's white katana appears]<br />Jan[Obua]: The second hustle! Diamond dust!<br />[Nothing happens]<br />Jan[Obua]: What the hell?<br />Zee[Obua]: Seems that we lost some of our abilities after we come here...<br />Jan[Obua]: Damn... Whatever, this is enough for me! I challange you to a duel, Subutai, if you should win, we would surrender this castle, if you should lose, you will retreat, fair trade?<br />Subutai[Mongol]: Interesting! I never back down from a challange.<br />Jan[Obua]: Heh<br />Zee[Obua]: You sure you can win without your abilities?<br />Jan[Obua]: I hope so...<br /><br />To be continued...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-7241713011230115466?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-1446024353956681162009-11-06T01:44:00.002+08:002009-11-06T02:05:26.542+08:00OoF Chapter 14 - The warp of time and space<br /><br />It was an usual day at the O-hq, and the obuanians were bored to death as usual.<br /><br />Ler: [Talking on phone] Good morning! I'm calling on behalf of the "Huat zai ye"...<br /><br />Marc: [pccing to little boys porn as little girl porns are blocked by the MDA]<br /><br />Jan: [Training Derrick] Eh derrick, strike harder, even a chicken can hit harder than you...<br /><br />Zee: Wa, everyone got something to do... Only I dun have... Kena sai...<br /><br />~Somewhere~<br />???: Heheheh... It should be about time! Time transport!<br /><br />~Back in O-hq`<br />Jan: Is it me or did it suddenly got really hot?<br />Zee: No its not you, I feel it too...<br />Morphling: EHEHEHEEH!!! SIAO LIAO, quick come! something happened!<br />Jan: Shut up, we know you're trying to find witnesses for suiciding, it will not work...<br />Morphling: nooooooooooooooooo... just come out and take a look!<br /><br />[The oof and omfgs went out to have a look]<br /><br />Zee: Where... in the blue hell is this?<br />Marc: Looks... Ancient...<br />Jan: Yea...<br />Derrick: Why are we here?<br />Zee: The question you should ask is... How the hell did we get here in the first place....<br />Derrick: Ok... lemme check... -ma!<br /><br />Peasent(lv1)<br />Mosquito(lv1)<br />Mosquito(lv1)<br />cow(lv1)<br />....<br /><br />Ler: kns la quickly -clear, or sure flood, we know theres a peasent already....<br />Derrick: okok, -clear!<br />Marc: Er, i tired ahs, i stay in the hq...<br />Ler: me too...<br />Morphling: I'll.... emo in the hq...<br />Waimen: Too hot for me...<br />Derrick: Er... I stomach ache...<br />Jan: Sigh... Looks like we two will be going huhs?<br />Zee: Agree...<br /><br />[Jan and zee looked around and saw a indian farmer]<br />Jan: Hey there, where are we?<br />Farmer: 你在说什么?<br />Jan/Zee: !?!?!?!?!?????<br />Jan: 你不是印度人吗？<br />Farmer: 我是啊，但我是在这儿成长的.<br />Zee: 请问这是哪里？<br />Farmer: 中国啊<br />Jan/Zee: !?!?!?!?!? [WTF IS AN INDIAN DOING HERE!?]<br />Jan: 谢谢<br /><br />[Jan and zee left and went back to the HQ, which suddenly appeared to be a castle now]<br /><br />Jan: What the hell happened here?<br />Derrick: Don't know... suddenly this place become a castle...<br /><br />~In another part of china~<br />Fluffytiger: Where the hell are we? This is china isn't it? Thats the great wall of china!<br />Teitei: indeed... I wonder...<br /><br />~In yet another part of china~<br />glbin: fuck, what the fuck we doing here? This is china no? The towns near here seems like it...<br /><br />hoppingmushroom: yea... wtf sia...<br /><br />~back in o-hq~<br />Derrick: Special command, -time!<br />-time: The date now is [Error, 3 less than year 1000 era input], time, [error, less than year 1000 era input], cannot figure out the timing...<br />Derrick: apparently we have travelled through time as well, like to around a few hundred AD(s)<br />Marc; Interestinggggggg.....<br /><br />What has happened? Why is the oof story transported back in time into the early hundreds era? catch next chapter!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-144602435395668116?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-37706922278782001142009-11-04T23:30:00.017+08:002009-11-05T00:42:07.981+08:00Soccer chapter 6, Singapore's first match in the group stages.<br /><br />News: The match will be beginning and here are the lineups...<br /><br />Singapore's Lineup<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SvGfQxtz2wI/AAAAAAAAADc/y36Kfy_cBLQ/s1600-h/Singapore"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400272538766138114" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 242px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SvGfQxtz2wI/AAAAAAAAADc/y36Kfy_cBLQ/s320/Singapore" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Seems like 34 year old striker Noh Alam Shah will be starting this match in Ler's place.<br /><br>Ukraine's Lineup<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SvGikA_u8rI/AAAAAAAAADk/adOrVNEouNo/s1600-h/Ukraine.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400276167820243634" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 221px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SvGikA_u8rI/AAAAAAAAADk/adOrVNEouNo/s320/Ukraine.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The two rebrovs seem to be starting... this could be interesting...<br /><br />Royston Richards(Commentary A): And its at Curitiba's Arena da Baixada stadium, with a 41375 capacity crowd, and the match between singapore and Ukraine is beginning. How do you see this match, John?<br /><br />John Ramos(Commentary B): Its is indeed an interesting match between these two teams, Singapore has entered the world cup for the very first time, I think they would try their best to stay in the competition, but Ukraine is a veteran in the World cup, with lots of experience, I would like to see how this turns out.<br /><br />0' The game kicks off, and Ukraine will be starting this match.<br /><br />3' [Voronin: ці сінґапореан ідіот особи йдучи униз!][Translation: These singaporean idiots are going down!] Voronin dribbles brilliantly, and does a through pass to Andriy Rebrov! Marc goes for the sliding tackle, but he mis-timed it, and its a penalty!<br /><br />4' 4 minutes into the game, and its already been a penalty, what a bad start for Singapore, and Marc is handed a Yellow card. Voronin steps back, runs forward and takes the penalty! Jan managed to deflect it! What a save, but Andriy Rebrov with the poaching shot and even thou Jan managed to slightly make contact with the ball with his leg, it went into the bars, its a goalllllll!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Ukraine 1-0 Singapore<br />(4' Andriy Rebrov)<br /><br />9' [Zee: Hmm, Waiman and Derrick are both marked... Alam Shah is open... but I don't really trust him... damn... what should I do?] Zee hesitated a little with the ball and starts dribbling on his own forward. He got pass 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 players! Could this be a repeat of Maradona's greatest goal? No, he makes a pass to the side and Amri with the shot! Shovkovski does well to parry that, but waiman catches the rebound, he fakes a shot and passes to derrick, and its a shot by derrick! Goalllllllllllllllllllllll!!! What teamwork played by the Singaporean team!<br /><br />Ukraine 1-1 Singapore<br />(4' Andriy rebrov - 9'Derrick)<br /><br />29' Zee with a long pass over to the side of the penalty box, its waiman! He shoots! What a miss...<br /><br />31' Seems like Singapore is still in control of the flow of the game, As Zee does a 1-2 with hariss harun, and a pin point pass to waiman again, this time waiman crosses in, and a desprate diving header by alam shah! Oh, too bad he managed to miss that one, it would be a nice goal if he scored.<br /><br />42' Ukraine managed to seize the flow of the game suddenly and voronin playing a passing game with Andriy Rebrov, and a shot by Voronin! Jan managed to save that easily.<br /><br />45+4' The whistle blows for half-time, what an exciting first half we've seen, but it seems like Singapore must do better after halftime to secure the 3 points.<br /><br />~Halftime teamtalk~<br />~Singapore locker room~<br />Avramovic: Team, we can do this, we just need one goal, it'll be enough. Islam halim will be subbing for Hariss harun at the DMF position, now go go, win our first group stage game!<br />Singapore team: Yes!<br /><br />Royston: It has been an exciting first half, hopefully the second one would be better.<br /><br />John: Yea, and the teams are getting into position, and it'll be singapore who will be starting...<br /><br />46' The game kicks off, Waiman passes to Zee, and Zee does a backpass... its marc! He does a long shot from behind the halfcourt line, oh, sadly its parried by the ukraine keeper, but its alam shah that claims the lose ball and he shoots! Its a goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!<br /><br />Ukraine 1-2 Singapore<br />(4' A.Rebrov - 9' Derrick, 46' Alam Shah)<br /><br />47' Ukraine kicks off, tackled almost immediately by Zee, and Singapore gains the flow again...<br /><br />65' Waiman with the early cross, and derrick rushes to receive ball, he does a long shot! Goallllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!! Hold on, its not a goal, but an offside! That was sad, it was such a nice shot....<br /><br />69' Waiman attacking from the right side as usual, a curving cross to outside the middle of the penalty box, Zee receives it, and its a volley from outside the penalty! he aims it at the top right hand corner and its a goalllll! What a shot!<br /><br />Ukraine 1-3 Singapore<br />(4' A.Rebrov - 9' Derrick, 46' Alam Shah, 69' Zee)<br /><br />88' Its Voronin, he dribbles in, passes over to A.Rebrov, and rebrov with the shot! But it goes wide... If he could aim better, it would have been a nice goal.<br /><br />90+4' Zee with the corner kick. He crosses out, and its... Jan!? With the long shot! What a shot, but its saved by the keeper, the keeper kicks over the ball to the center of the field and its the whistle for full time.<br /><br />The ending result- Ukraine 1-3 Singapore. Quite an unexpected result, and a happy result for Singapore. The Ukrainian manager must be wondering why he lost.<br /><br />On the other side, Portugal v Sweden<br /><br />The score Portugal 4-3 Sweden<br />(15', 29' C.ronaldo, 88' Miguel Costa, 90' Miguel Veloso - 30', 60', 90' Ibrahimovic<br /><br />The portugese managed to score a victory against Sweden.<br /><br />Now the Standings are as follows.<br />1-Singapore Pts:3, W:1, L:0, D:0, GS:3, GA:1, GD:2<br />2-Portugal Pts:3, W:1, L:0, D:0, GS:4, GA:3, GD:1<br />3-Sweden Pts:0, W:0, L:1, D:0, GS:3, GA:4, GD:-1<br />4-Ukraine Pts:0, W:0, L:1, D:0, GS:1, GA:3, GD:-2<br /><br />Next fixtures: Singapore vs Sweden, Portugal vs Ukraine<br /><br />To be continued...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-3770692227878200114?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-42171913282478443552009-11-04T02:49:00.000+08:002009-11-04T02:14:48.483+08:00Soccer- Chapter 5<br /><br />Last chapter, Singapore qualified for the 2014 world cup surprisingly, with a 2-1 victory over Iran. Every soccer player in Singapore were overjoyed and also, shocked as no one expected them to qualify, so in Group B, S. Korea and Singapore managed to advance to the group stages, while from Group A, Japan and Korea DPR managed to qualify, which everyone was surprised that the favorites - Australia got eliminated.<br /><br />32 teams from all over the world qualified for this event, and among all, Singapore was the only team which qualified for the first time. Spain, Brazil and England were the favorites to win this year's world cup, but the dark horses, Germany, argentina and a few others still poses a threat.<br /><br />Argentina, with their 18 year old skipper, Carlos Alvaro, who is playing for Madrid, and the 20 year old Diego Maraldo, nicknamed "arm of god", a prodigal keeper who is currently playing for Lazio, may prove to be a threat as they used to have problems with their defence.<br /><br />Italy, after the international retirement of many of their star players, like Di Natale, Pirlo, Camoranesi, Gattuso and a few more, still mantained their standard through rising stars like Andreas Gotti, 21 year old striker currently playing in Napoli, who scored 19 goals in the last season, and Antonio Gentile, 19 year old "Giant Wall", standing at 6'4, this Ac Milan defender was a threat in the air, and is really fast and agile despite his size.<br /><br />The Koreans may pack a surprise due to their 20 year old "midfield magician", Lee Khwan-Yiu, currently playing for Tottenham, whom surprisingly took over Luka Modric's position with ease after Modric left Tottenham for Fulham.<br /><br />Of course, the Germans have their own surprises with 22 year old explosive striker, Karl-Heinz Matthaus, nicknamed "The Human Cannon" due to his impressive long shots playing for Inter Milan, as well as 21 year old "Midfield General", Jurgen Hitler, the master in controlling the midfield, playing for Bayern Munich.<br /><br />Russian's defence also have been fortified with the likes of 23 year old sweeper, Vladimir Stalin and 21 year old left back, Aleksei Lenin, both playing for Zenit Saint Petersburg.<br /><br />Of course, we must not overlook the newcomers, Singapore, that managed to overcome a 1-0 defeat to a 2-1 victory over the Iranians, and only with 10 men as their Explosive striker, Ler, got sent off just after halftime. The 24 year old "SGGGK", Jan, playing for Liverpool, was on brilliant form that day, making many miraculous saves, totally living up to his name as the "SGGGK", guardian deity between the two poles. Other than Jan, a few players to look upon would be Manchester United's 22 year old "flamboyant winger", Waiman, Juventus's 24 year old "Creative winger", Derrick, Barcelona's 22 year old "Control tower" Zee, and 22 year old "Master of mistakes and half court shorts" defender, Marc.<br /><br />The groups are as follows<br /><br />Group A<br />Brazil<br />Ecuador<br />Switzerland<br />Houndorus<br /><br />Group B<br />Germany<br />South Korea<br />Poland<br />USA<br /><br />Group C<br />England<br />Japan<br />Ivory Coast<br />Chile<br /><br />Group D<br />France<br />Denmark<br />Slovakia<br />DPR Korea<br /><br />Group E<br />Argentina<br />Cameroon<br />Netherlands<br />Serbia<br /><br />Group F<br />Spain<br />Ghana<br />Ukraine<br />Paraguay<br /><br />Group G<br />Mexico<br />South Africa<br />Egypt<br />Czech Republic<br /><br />Group H<br />Portugal<br />Sweden<br />Ukraine<br /><strong>Singapore</strong><br /><br />Singapore seems to be in a tricky group, along with Portugal, Sweden and Ukraine, will they manage to get through the group stages? This world cup seems intersting.<br /><br />First match for Singapore in Group stages(H) - Singapore vs Ukraine<br />Favorites: Ukraine<br />Richard Goodman(Soccer tipster): this match is an interesting match. Ukraine's ability has diminished throughout these years ever since Shevchenko's retirement, but their recent call-up, a 23 year old composed striker playing for English top flight team, Wigan, Andriy Rebrov has been playing pretty well, scoring 4 goals in the qualifying rounds. Singapore's ability has been boost by the few new faces like Jan(Liverpool), Zee(Barca), Derrick(Juventus), Waiman(Manutd), Marc(Chelsea) and Ler(Mumbai FC). Unfortunately, ler has been banned from playing. If all goes well for Singapore, which also means Marc not scoring own goals, this match may be their's as Zee's ability to create goals and Jan's incredible goalkeeping could determine the outcome of the match, but theorically, I'd go for a draw, 1-1.<br /><br />Group H other match - Portugal vs Sweden<br />Favorites: Portugal<br />Shawn McPhillips(Soccer Tipster): this is a good fixture. Portugal, with their ace, Cristiano Ronaldo(Real Madrid), and sweden with their 33 year old striker, Ibrahimovic(Barca). Portugal's young talents like Miguel Costa(19 year old Sporting CP attacking midfielder) and Ricardo Figo(20 year old Sporting CP right winger and corner specialist) may be featured in this match, as well as Sweden's Henrik Nordqvist(22 year old Lyon attacking midfielder and a extremely great dribbler). Portugal, with former player of the year, Cristiano Ronaldo should be able to get a win over Sweden. Portugal will win it, 2-0.<br /><br />The two match has arrived, both in different stadiums in Brazil.<br /><br />The singapore players has arrived at the stadium, where they would face Ukraine.......<br /><br />To be continued<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-4217191328247844355?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-53999998577807335742009-11-04T01:18:00.002+08:002009-11-04T01:38:38.127+08:00Obuaism Soccer - Side Story<br /><br />*TV switches Off*<br /><br />Kappa: ایرانیان موفق در دنیا !<br />Kusso: درموفق درموفقیرانیا<br /><br />For the sake of non-iranian viewers, we will translate into english and continue on with english<br /><br />Kappa: What the hell...kusso brother...how can we lose to Singapore? This is outrageous, ridiculous, atrocious, notorious, evil, bad, dumb, noob, l33t....ROAR!<br /><br />Kusso: Don't be angry kappa brother...let us take revenge for our country against that dumb country...I have already prepared 62 trained suicide bombers...they are now swimming towards Singapore, they just reported that they just reached the China seas...<br /><br />Oh no...looks like Singapore is in danger!...<br />At the China Seas....<br /><br />Suicide Bomber #1 (SB1) : My brothers...its china....we reached china!<br />SB2: Aren't we suppose to be bombing this...sing a something place?<br />SB1: It gotta be china! Kusso brother say to bomb this chinese speaking place...<br />SB3: Er...excuse me...<br />SB1: Lets go....SB2!<br /><br />Suicide bombers left...60...<br /><br />Meanwhile...at Obuaism HQ...<br /><br />Morphling: Hais...dammnit...Waiman just entered obuaism like...yesterday?...and he got to kick soccer!!...I go drown myself at the beach!<br /><br />Morphling went to the beach...and started walking towards death...not far away, the 60 suicide bombers were on their way...<br /><br />SB3: Er...excuse me...Brothers..I think this way is to Singapore!<br />SBall: Wee....Lets bomb!<br />SB3: wait wait wait...we suppose to bomb this place called...kallang sta..something...ah dammnit...lets just bomb wutever we see first...<br /><br />Morphling: Hey you guys!<br />SBAll: !!!!?? (psst...someone spotted us...we are so dead...psst...its the coast guards!!...psst...where is my passport!!??)<br />Morphling: Are you all here to die too?....Lets die together...I very emo now...<br />SB3: Why don't you join us?...we are suicide bombers...you can die an honorable death!<br />Morphling: Ok!...give me the bomb!<br /><br />So all the SB with morphling made their way to the stadium...where Singapore is still high celebrating their entry into the world cup finals!<br /><br />Jan: Obua!!!!<br />Zee: Jin To kong!!!!<br />Derrick: Bo cheng sa<br />Marc: Hor gina kua...<br />Ler: Obua teng kor hor le kua<br />Waiman: Cock made sandwich hor le jia!!<br /><br />Zee: Song bo!!...world cup finals leh!!<br />Marc: Yippee!!! TO brazil!!!!<br /><br />Outside the stadium...<br />Morphling: Here is the stadium...where you all want to bomb...<br />SBall: Thanks morphling brother!<br /><br />Derrick: Woah...some people so late...now then come...i -kickafk them ah...<br />Marc: Isn't that a member of our club?...mor...mor<br />Morphling: Its Morphling...Morphling...please notice my existence thank you!...I emo liao!<br />Jan: Wa you bring so many people to support us ah? Thanks man...<br />Morphling: Er...not really...<br />SBall: Lets rush in brothers! bomb them into crisps!!!<br />*Pop*....<br /><br />SBall: !!!?? (psst...isnt it suppose to go Booms!?...I think i heard POP!....)<br />Morphling:....why didn't i die...<br /><br />Back in Iran...<br />Kusso: Kappa brother...I made a mistake sending them swimming....<br />Kappa: why kusso brother?<br />Kusso: I gave them cheap bombs...not waterproff brother....<br /><br />Back in Singapore<br />Zee: Thanks ah morphling...got firecracker somemore...hahahas....<br />Jan: Ya...you can be our cheerleader in the world cup finals!!!<br />Morphling:.....i emo liao...<br /><br />SBAll: How do we go back......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5399999857780733574?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-50829067390815038042009-11-03T19:14:00.005+08:002009-11-03T21:05:07.713+08:00Soccer - chapter 4<br /><br />The OOF players were seperated after obua's retirement as a manager, but a few of them gathered again for the World Cup 2014.<br /><br />World Cup 2014 Qualifiers<br /><br />Asia Group A<br />Australia<br />Japan<br />Bahrain<br />Korea DPR<br />Uzbekistan<br /><br />Asia Group B<br />South Korea<br />Iran<br />Saudi Arabia<br />UAE<br />Singapore<br /><br /><br />Singapore managed to get into the world cup with the call-up of the OOF players that're playing in the European stage.<br /><br /><br />~Singapore Home Stadium~<br />Radojko Avramovic(Manager): Alright team, we've finally gotten into the world cup, this time we must do our best to win it.<br />Singapore team: Yea!<br />Avramovic: Ok, this year, the World cup will be held in brazil, the kingdom of soccer. It'll be a glorious experience for all of you i assume, as you will be playing against stars from all over the world. It doesn't matter if you do not win, but as long as you have fun, thats all that matters, but that is, IF you managed to get past the qualifiers. We're in a tricky group, with south korea, iran and saudi arabia, but i hope you all can do your best to qualify. The lineup will be as followed.<br /><br /><br />1-GK- Lionel Lewis (Age: 32, Team: Birmingham[EPL])<br />2-CB/SB/SMF/CMF- Rosman Sulaiman (Age: 32, Team: Home United[S-League])<br />3-SB- Noh Rahman (Age: 34, Team: Sengkang punggol[S-League])<br />4-CB- Baihakki Khaizan (Age: 30, Team: Perisja Jakata[Indonesia Super League)<br />5-SB- Shaiful Esah (Age: 28, Team: SAFFC[S-league])<br />6-DMF- Mustafic Fahrudin (Age: 33, Team: Persija Jakata[Indonesia Super League])<br />7-CMF/WF/ST- Shahirl Ishak (Age: 30, Team: Hull City[ECC])<br />8-CMF- Hariss Harun (Age: 24, Team: Manchester United[EPL])<br />9-ST- Noh Alam Shah (Age: 34, Team: Zaragoza[Spanish Liga]<br />10-ST- Indra Sahdan Daud (Age: 35, Team: Real Salt Lake[MLS])<br />11-ST- Khairul Amri (Age: 28, Team: Tampines Rovers[S-league])<br />12-CMF- Shi Jiayi (Age: 31, Team: Home United[S-league])<br />13-SMF/WF- Derrick (Age: 24, Team: Juventus[Serie A])<br />14-CB/WF/ST-Waiman (Age: 22, Team: Manchester United[EPL])<br />15-CB/DMF- Marc (Age: 22, Team: Chelsea[EPL])<br />16-CB/CMF/ST- Muhammad Ridhuan (Age: 30, Team: Arema Malang[Indonesia Super league])<br />17-CB- Daniel Bannett (Age: 36, Team: SAFFC[S-League])<br />18-ST-Ler (Age: 22, Team: Mumbai FC[I-League])<br />19- GK- Hassan Sunny (Age: 30, Team: Wigan Atlethic[EPL])<br />20- GK- Jan (Age:24, Team: Liverpool FC[EPL])<br />21- CMF/AMF- Zee (Age: 22, Team: Barcelona FC[Spanish Liga])<br />22-DMF- Isa Halim (Age: 28, Team: Home United[S-League])<br />23-ST- Aleksandar Đurić (Age: 43, Team: SAFFC[S-League])<br /><br /><br />Avranovic: As you can see from the lineup, the standard of singapore soccer has improved over the years, as many of our players are already playing in the european leagues. We may stand a chance to qualify this year.<br /><br /><br />And so, the qualifiers begin<br /><br /><br />~Group B~<br />South Korea<br />Iran<br />Saudi Arabia<br />UAE<br />Singapore<br /><br /><br />~The last match~<br /><br /><br />News: Now, The rankings of the AFC Group B is as follows.<br /><br /><br />1st- South Korea, pts: 20<br />2nd- Iran, pts: 13<br />3rd- Singapore, pts: 12<br />4th- Saudi Arabia, pts: 5<br />5th- UAE, pts 2<br /><br /><br />And the last match of the AFC group B will begin in 15 minutes time, Iran vs Singapore. If Iran wins this, they're in to the World cup, but if they should lose, Singapore would qualify for the world cup for the very first time.<br /><br /><br />Singapore Lineup<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SvAgRiZvEsI/AAAAAAAAADM/0ai51532Gqc/s1600-h/Singapore"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399851438881837762" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 242px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SvAgRiZvEsI/AAAAAAAAADM/0ai51532Gqc/s320/Singapore" border="0" /></a> <br /><br />As we can see, the few youngsters that're playing in the European leagues will be playing this match, will it help Singapore to qualify?<br /><br />Players to watch: Waiman, Zee, Derrick<br /><br />Iranian Lineup<br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SvAhelk3p3I/AAAAAAAAADU/lDHZmFJHiNk/s1600-h/Iran+Lineup.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 237px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SvAhelk3p3I/AAAAAAAAADU/lDHZmFJHiNk/s320/Iran+Lineup.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399852762583770994" /></a><br /><br />The Iranian are playing the 28 year old playmaker, Ali Karimi in the middle, as usual. This playmaker has been a great player in the Italian shirt, Sampdoria the past 2 years.<br /><br />Players to watch: Kaabi, Karimi, Hashemian<br /><br />And the match begins.<br /><br />5' The flow of the game seems to be along with the Iranians, as they are attacking ferociously. Kaabi lobs a nice cross over to Hashemian, and he shoots! oh, that went inches wide.<br /><br />18' [Marc: Damn, if this goes on, we might draw and end up not qualifying...] Marc dashes towards the front and intercepts a pass from Karimi to Hashemian and shoots from half court. [Minzapour: As if that would score!] What a nice acrobatic save by Minzapour, but he only managed to fist it, leading to a corner.<br /><br />19' [Zee: This corner is crucial... Lets see...] Zee fires off the corner, drifting it outside where waiman receives it. [Waiman: Urahhhhhhh! Bullet shot!] he fires a powerful long shot from outside the penalty, but sad for him, what a nice save from Minzapour.<br /><br />36' The Iranians seems to have control of the game at the moment, attack after attack, but Jan's superb goalkeeping abilities denied them again and again. He's not known as the SGGGK for nothing i guess? (SGGGK= Sg-Singapore GGK-greatest goalkeeper)<br /><br />45+3' Halftime will be approaching, and its a corner kick to the Iranians. Karimi with the corner, drifts it in, a header by Hashemian, a nice dive by Jan, but he only managed to deflect it, oh no, it has just hit Marc's head and its an own goal! Goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!<br /><br />Iran 1-0 Singapore<br />(Marc O.G)<br /><br />45+4' The whistle blows for halftime, what an exciting first half we have, and the Iranians are currently in the lead due to a error by Marc, but Jen's superb performance was something to see.<br /><br />~In the squad room~<br /><br />Jan: Fuck you la marc, everyday only score own goal, kao eh...<br />Marc: Sorry lah, not I want one what....<br />Zee: okok, nevermind la, a goal only, still got the second half, still can win de...<br />Jan: Sua la...<br /><br />46' And the second half begins, with Singapore starting the ball.<br /><br />49' Singapore with a chance! Ler, getting a nice pass from Zee, takes a shot from inside the area! Goal! Uh hold on, the assistant refree has his flag up, its an offside.<br /><br />56' Oh, what a sliding tackle to Ler that was by Rezaei, Ler gets up on his own, but what is he doing? Oh my god, he just gave Rezaei a punch to the face, and Rezaei falls. He starts to kick rezaei in the stomach on the ground but the other singapore players are trying to stop him! The refree comes over, and its a red card! Its an obvious decision, wha-? Ler is trying to attack the refree, but the Singaporean players dragged him out of the field. That was unwise, I bet the singapore team would be disqualified if he evers attacked the refree. [Zee: Damn, siao liao, 10 players liao...][Derrick: ya... how sia...][Zee: Nevermind, its a freekick from outside the area, I'll lob it over the wall and I'll leave it to you ahs][Derrick: Ok, sure!]<br /><br />57' A free kick by Zee, he lobs the ball over the wall, and its derrick coming in from the side of the wall! He does a flying volley and its a goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll! What a magnificent shot!<br /><br />Iran 1-1 Singapore<br />(45+3' Marc o.g - 57' Derrick)<br /><br />63' The flow of the game has returned to the iranians, but Jan puts down their attack as usual with his miracle saves.<br /><br />84' [Zee: Time is almost up... We can't afford to draw this.. Must win...] Zee roams around out of position. I guess he had to do that as there is just 6 minutes plus injury time left in the clock...<br /><br />89' Zee with his magical dribble, a magnificent 1-2 pass with derrick, and he shoots! But the iranian keeper managed to deflect it, its waiman coming in from the side, its another shot! Goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, the ball blasted through the net with a full force bullet shot from waiman! What a dramatic goal!<br /><br />Iran 1-2 Singapore<br />(45+3' Marc O.G - 57' Derrick, 89' Waiman)<br /><br />90+6' Its nearing the end of the game, and the Iranians is launching their final attack, what a nice through pass by Karimi to Hashemian, it totally caught marc off guard! Hashemian with a strong shot, deflected by Jan, Karimi receives the loose ball, and makes another shot, what an acrobatic save by Jan, but the ball is still in play! Teymourian does a long shot, but yet again, Jan managed to save it, but it was tipped over the bar, leading to a corner.<br /><br />90+7' The final corner of the match. Karimi fires the corner, Marc with a nice defence and clears the ball with all his might. Hold on, this power in his shot... It might go into the opponent goal post! Holy! Its going in! Mirzapour can't get back in time! Its landing! Its a go- [Refree: Pwreeet pwreet pwreetttttttttt (Wahahaha, not gonna let you score) Oh thats the full time whistle, what a goal that might have been. [Marc: JIBAI LA!!!!! MY GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, FUCK YOU REFREE!!!!!]<br /><br />Statistics<br />Man of the match: Jan (9.5/10), Has been a superb gatekeeper for the singapore team, making many great saves.<br />Notable mentions: Zee (8.5/10), Created the equalizing goal and had some great plays every now and then. His shot also lead to the 2nd goal, which was poached by waiman.<br />Derrick (8.0/10), scored the equalizing goal for Singapore.<br />Waiman (8.0/10), Poached the winning goal for singapore<br />Karimi(8.0/10), made many good plays for Iran<br /><br />Flop of the match: Ler (2.5/10), did nothing worthwhile for the team this match and got aggressive after a sliding tackle and got himself sent off.<br /><br /><br />News: Singapore has done it! They had qualified for the fifa World cup! What a feat! Its the first time they've ever qualified for the world cup since they entered during 1976. With this talented squad, how far will the Singapore football team go?<br /><br />Fifa News: Ler, due to his violent behaviour, has been banned from international and club soccer for 8 months.<br /><br />How will singapore manage to cope without their striker?<br />To be continued.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5082906739081503804?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-53902536239108503832009-11-02T23:12:00.002+08:002009-11-02T23:58:41.202+08:00Obua - Boii United Alliance - Finale<br /><br />Obua-ians finally arrived...the turn of tides...or not?...<br /><br />Jan: Ehhhh hold it right there!!<br />Lao Tai Po: Who the hell are you!?<br />Jan: Ehhh *cough*...I am known as Obua, the leader of Obuaism (psst...i cant ehh that well..)<br />Lao Lai Zi: Zo e iz zat famos obuaz..(So he is that famous obua..)<br />Lao Kok Kok: What hope can a single mere warrior do...against us five veterans...<br />Jan: Ehhh we shall see..<br /><br />The five leaders of CLK forces surrounds Jan...ready for attack...<br /><br />At the backdoor....<br /><br />Derrick: I think Jan succeed in luring those old faggots...lets go in and wipe those CLK asses!<br />Fluffytiger: The problem is with the CPF...they are rushing like mad dogs...<br />Derrick: hehe...we let those CPF go down the drain...<br /><br />A trap triggered, CPF forces fell into a pitfall trap...<br />CPF raider: Spare us...<br />Marc: We will spare you if you join our ranks...<br />CPF raider: AYE!<br /><br />At Jan's side...<br />Jan: Argh...huff...huff...<br />Lao Tai Po: How can you be able to defeat five of us...prepare to die!..<br /><br />Jan is outnumbered by the five leaders...but he still have a secret plan up his sleeve...<br />Jan: Godmode...Senile Slayer!<br />[Senile Slayer]<br />Jan gains enormous power against enemies 60 years and above...<br /><br />Within minutes...Lao kok kok, lao bu si, lao lai zi and lao jibai was defeated....<br />Lao Tai Po: What power...is this your true strength!?<br />Jan: Meet your doom old hag!<br />Jan slams his fist hard into the face of Lao Tai Po...<br /><br />......<br />Jan: What!? It did not even leave a scratch...<br />Lao Tai Po: Its like ant bite...hahas...<br />Jan: It is impossible...such power....what are you...<br />Lao Tai Po: I am....<br />Jan: .....<br />Lao Tai Po: I am...<br />Jan: ....<br />Lao Tai Po: 59....<br />Jan: =.=....<br /><br />Derrick and Marc got the support of the CPF and saved the boii-ians who are under seige...the remaining CLK forces retreated to reorganise their troops...<br /><br />Obua-ian: Report...Lord Jan was defeated...but he took out four leaders of the CLK...<br />Marc: Imposhibible...<br />Derrick: How is he?...dead?<br />Obua-ian: Here is a letter from Lao Tai Po...<br /><br />[Letter]<br />Chao jibye...this lanjiao kia kannina kill all my ka kis...now I no more ka kis to play chup li kis with...I am going to make him into my slave and play chup li ki 24-7-365!!!! If you want him back...win me in chup li ki...<br /><br />Marc: Whuaaat?<br />Derrick: I don't know how play wor....how?...<br />???: Its time for me to return the favor....<br />Derrick and Marc: Boooiii~~~???<br /><br />At the CLK Camp...<br />Jan: Spare me please!!!!<br />Lao Tai Po: Its only the 10001th round and you are tired? Weakling...<br />Jan: I see these cards i wan puke le...<br />Lao Tai Po: Fuck you...u like won almost half of my entire fortune le...now want zao?...I don't care I wan appeal!<br />Jan: Wa...see i won again...sien sia...eh fuck this smell....<br /><br />Boii: Boiii~...I have come to save u....<br />Jan: Eh don't kaypo hor boii~...I winning like siao...<br />Lao Tai Po: KNN...<br />Lao Tai Po got angry and attacks Jan...<br />Time: 11:59pm...<br /><br />Jan...still in his senileslayer mode....know he is unable to harm Lao tai po...<br />Jan: I cannot hurt her...in this mode...she is 59...<br />Boii: Boii~ I only agree to help you win her in Chup Li Ki....<br />Jan: ....<br /><br />Lao Tai Po...jumped up and fire magical blasts at Jan...who dodged skillfully. Jan did multiple strikes on her but did minimal damage...<br /><br />Lao Tai Po: Meet your doom!!!<br />Jan: Dammnit....my full power!!!<br />Time: 12:00am...<br />Jan did a super punch on Lao Tai Po...miraculously...it did alot of damage....<br /><br />Lao Tai Po: Shiit...huff huff...today is my birthday!!!<br /><br />With that...the CLK forces disbanded with the death of their leaders....and peace? returns to the land...<br /><br />Back at HQ....<br />Jan: So lord Obua...you only left underwear wor...still want play?...<br />Obua: DIE JAN..DIE!!!!<br /><br />END...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5390253623910850383?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-59547040229170151492009-11-02T03:52:00.007+08:002009-11-02T05:17:32.442+08:00The OOF story weapons- Chapter 1<br /><br />Well, after 13 chapters, there're many warriors in this story. Many of their weapons has been revealed, but many has not yet. Now, occasionally i'll make a post of this, to show how their weapons look like... So now, starting from the Boii-clan.<br /><br />~Fluffytiger~<br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Su3xhTxE8AI/AAAAAAAAACk/MOgaMUj_99E/s1600-h/SciFi_Fantasy_Great_Axes_of_the_Elder_Earth_and_Water_elemental_earth_and_water_axe_jpg_rZd_76163.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399237082831187970" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 290px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Su3xhTxE8AI/AAAAAAAAACk/MOgaMUj_99E/s320/SciFi_Fantasy_Great_Axes_of_the_Elder_Earth_and_Water_elemental_earth_and_water_axe_jpg_rZd_76163.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Fluffy tiger's dual axes.<br /><br />~Joe-Seth~<br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Su3y6rdRlAI/AAAAAAAAACs/2ljGhzDSqGM/s1600-h/Zuihander.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Su3y6rdRlAI/AAAAAAAAACs/2ljGhzDSqGM/s320/Zuihander.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399238618198938626" /></a><br />Joe-Seth's Giant blade, also known as a zweihander.<br /><br />~Teitei~("Spoilers")<br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Su30jcL7BiI/AAAAAAAAAC0/w6t9KD-FspI/s1600-h/600px-Weapons-Yun_seong.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Su30jcL7BiI/AAAAAAAAAC0/w6t9KD-FspI/s320/600px-Weapons-Yun_seong.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399240417985889826" /></a><br />Teitei's weapon- Chinese sabre("spoilers")<br /><br />~NYL army~<br /><br />Hopping mushroom("Spoilers")<br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Su3452LRZQI/AAAAAAAAAC8/9sXiI0K99iA/s1600-h/30.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Su3452LRZQI/AAAAAAAAAC8/9sXiI0K99iA/s320/30.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399245200966116610" /></a><br />Hopping mushroom's weapon- Battle mace("Spoilers")<br /><br />G.g.d("Spoilers")<br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Su35yRokhbI/AAAAAAAAADE/EnshgR8Zm_4/s1600-h/katar111bh9.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 174px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/Su35yRokhbI/AAAAAAAAADE/EnshgR8Zm_4/s320/katar111bh9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399246170409436594" /></a><br />G.g.d's Weapon- Katar<br /><br />This will be all for now<br />~z<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5954704022917015149?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-89671921200954992522009-11-02T02:53:00.002+08:002009-11-02T03:52:26.008+08:00OoF chapter 13 - The new allies.<br /><br />It was a day after the decisive battle, and the 2 obuanian leaders were discussing a little about state matters...<br /><br />Jan: Eh Zee, so do you think we have that problem?<br />Zee: Yea... we really need more generals, just with we, the oof and the 2 guys in the omfg would not be enough if they really gank us again...<br />Jan: I guess we ought to go search for a few new allies...<br />Zee: Humbly agree...<br /><br />And Zee and Jan went different ways to look for new allies, and leaving the O-hq's defence to the others.<br /><br />Jan: I wonder if leaving the defence to the 2 bums who are not serious about anything a good idea...<br /><br />And so, Zee, hearing that there was a warrior of great poweress to the north of the o-hq, the kranji war memorial, went to there to look for this warrior.<br /><br />Upon reaching the War memorial, he sees that the memorial has became more of a citidel rather than a memorial as the neutral forces- the holymen previously lead by joe-seth set their camp here before they were routed and recruited into the boii-ians. In front of him, stands a tall man in a suit of armour, with a longsword on his hand. His presence strikes fear into anyone that sees him, and overcoming the fear easily, Zee walks slowly towards him.<br /><br />???: You shall not pass! (note, i did not rip off anything from any movie like lotr or something for this chapter)<br />Zee: I do not wish to pass<br />???: What are you here for then?<br />Zee: I've heard of a master swordsman around this area, mayhap you might have heard of him?<br />???: Why have you come to look for him?<br />Zee: I wish to request him to join my forces, as we are in need of talents like him.<br />???: I see, then let me test your skill weather if you're worthy of my help!<br />Zee: En garde!<br />???: After you.<br /><br />[The mysterious warrior pulls out his long sword, and a dark aura forms around the blade of the sword. On the other hand, Zee, today, is using dual blades]<br /><br />Zee: *huff* Not bad you are, you're actually keeping up with the dance of death of the dual blades.<br />???: Heh, you're not bad yourself, you can actually keep up with my speed.<br /><br />[After 2 hours of a friendly battle, no victors emerged yet]<br /><br />???: This is enough.<br />Zee: Huh?<br />???: I accept your offer to join your army.<br />Zee: thats great! but first, i gotta catch your name.<br />???: I'm known as Waimen<br />Zee: They often know me as Zee, nice to meet you, waimen<br />Waimen: An honor to fight alongside you.<br /><br />[And thus, Waimen joined the obuaism army]<br /><br />Meanwhile, on the other side, Jan could not find anyone but got himself caught in a war between two neutral forces- manufans and liverpoolfans. As manufans are winning the battle with 30000 men and liverpoolfans with 300 men, Jan intended to help the liverpoolfans just for the sake of killing.<br /><br />Jan: My men, ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we may dine in Hell...<br />liverpoolfans: Milord, we'll convert over to obua-ians!<br />Jan: Great, obua-ians, a new age has come, an age of freedom, and we know that 300 obua-ians give their lives to defend it! This is where we hold them! This is where we FIGHT! This is where they DIE! Give them nothing, but take from them everything! <strong>No retreat, no surrender</strong>. That is obua-ian law. And by obua-ian law we will stand and fight, and die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time!<br /><br />Manufan leader, Alan faggotson: Heh, you think you can win us with just those 300 weak soldiers? Let me give you 3 choices, fool, you can either retreat, surrender, or die.<br /><br />Jan: Thats an easy question, faggot-son. We obua-ians never retreat, we obua-ians never surrender, now charge my warriors, let them taste cold hard steel!<br /><br />Alan faggotson: Heh, what a fool, people treat you quiet wine you don't drink, want to drink punishment wine, then you shall die now, fool!<br /><br />Jan: Sorry, i only drink beer, not wine, so now, you shall die rather than I do, Godmode- staff of lightning, judgement bolt!<br /><br />[Jan jumps up high into the sky, and a staff appears in his hand. With all his might, he throws the staff down to the middle of the manufans army, and a crazy amount of lightning zaps the ground with immense power, and instantly frying every soldier in the manufans army]<br /><br />Jan: *Huff huff*... that was one of my strongest attacks, takes up too much of my energy.... *huff* Should use that skill less often from now i guess...<br /><br />And jan managed to bring victory to the liverpoolfans.<br /><br />~Back at O-hq~<br />Zee: Introducing our newest warrior, Waimen.<br />Waimen: Yo sup guys<br />Jan: You lucky lor, can find a warrior, i only managed to recruit 300 useless soldiers....<br />Zee: nevermind la...<br />Marc: [reading fpm]<br />Ler: [Playing psp]<br />Derrick: Welcome back!<br />Jan/Zee: Thanks.<br />Derrick: we have a little situation... Morphling is attempting suicide again...<br />Zee: not again....<br /><br />~And thus, was another boring day in the obuaism hq~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-8967192120095499252?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-91229142115497457322009-11-02T00:56:00.002+08:002009-11-02T01:23:08.794+08:00Obua - Boii United Alliance - Part B<br /><br />clk forces, a force to be feared, a force which drove boii-ians to the verge of defeat in mere days. The 5 leaders, Lao Tai Po, Lao bu si, Lao kok kok, Lao lai zi and lao jibai are strong veterans in battle.<br /><br />At this moment, the boii-ians HQ is under seige by the attacking CLK forces...<br />CLK forces: 100 000<br />Boii forces: 300 (coincidence)<br /><br />Boii: looks like we in deep shit...boii~~<br />Boii-ian: We will fight for our master!! THIS IS BOII-IANS!!!! (coincidence)<br />Boii-ian: General Fluffytiger is nowhere to be seen, and our scouts report that the obua-ians are organising their troops for an attack.<br />Boii: CLK in the front...obua-ians coming soon...we are doomed...boii~~<br /><br />Meanwhile..<br />Jan: I don't know what lord obua is thinking, sending us to help boii-ians...<br />Fluffytiger: I guess we owe him one...<br />Marc: Just me and Jan, and 1000 troops....scouts reported that only 300 elite troops left at boii's side...<br />Jan: don't worry, but you forgot about derrick...<br />derrick: As long as I am here...no problem lah...<br /><br />Estimated arrival time....1 hour...<br /><br />Boii-ian: Our main gate is breached!...they are swarming in like ants!<br />Boii: Release the floodgates, all units retreated to level 2!...flood them like Boiiiiiiiss<br /><br />The floodgates were released, a huge wave of water flooded the 1st level of boii-ian HQ.<br />Lao Bu Si: hehehe *cough* hahaha *cough*...water...<br />Lao kok kok: so....they....still....can...put...up...some....fight.....<br />Lao Lai zi: Puipear ze kanons! (Prepare the cannons)<br /><br />Boii-ians are taking heavy damage from enemy cannons...<br />Boii forces left: 247<br />CLK forces left: 97410<br /><br />Estimated arrival time for Obua-ians...20 minutes!<br /><br />Boii-ian: Urgent message from General Fluffytiger! Obua-ians are coming to aid us in 20 minutes...<br />Boii: Is that so...boii~....Strengthen defences...hold for 20 minutes more!<br />Boii-ians: AYE!!! (coincidence)<br /><br />Meanwhile..<br />Jan: So derrick, what great plan do you have?<br />Derrick: Great plan of course cannot divudge la...<br />Marc: So secretive for what...<br />Fluffytiger: Great plan...must be better than just setting fire to their camps or something..<br />Derrick: EH!?<br />Jan: Why do you have the "You know my plan!?" expression on your face??<br /><br />Estimated arrival time...5 minutes..<br /><br />Lao Tai Po: Get our Cavalier Pierce Forces (CPF) to rush in!<br />The CPF are a strong cavalier troop who can penetrate all sort of defence and it would easily crush boii-ians meagre defences...they are in trouble...<br /><br />Lao Tai Po: Chiong ah!! CPF!!!!<br />Jan: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!!!!<br /><br />Obua-ians arrived!!!!...To be continued in final part...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-9122914211549745732?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-10966096300578108642009-11-01T15:11:00.002+08:002009-11-01T15:21:49.725+08:00Emo Crisis<br />Chapter 1<br /><br />In a small little hut at Bukit Batok lies many things. A swiss knife, a lot of panadol tablets, ropes hanging on the roof, gas on 24-7-365, bathtub full of water, electric chair...and finally a little man who had no hopes in life.<br /><br />Little man: I gonna sms this girl I met on the net....<br />[morphling]<br />Hi, Joanne, morphling here, how are you? Free to talk?<br /><br />1 minute later...<br />Morphling: Maybe she is busy?....I will wait patiently for her reply...<br /><br />1 minute 3 seconds later<br />Morphling: She must hate me!...Argghhhh why!?!!!!<br /><br />He took the swiss knife and started slashing his wrists...<br /><br />1 minute 10 seconds later<br />Morphling: there is no more hope, I will never get a girlfriend....<br /><br />He took 666 panadol tablets...<br /><br />1 minute 15 seconds later...on the electric chair<br />Morphling: There is no place for me in this world...<br /><br />1 minute 20 seconds later...hanging on the rope<br />Morphling: Bye mom...bye dad...I am leaving this world...<br /><br />1 minute 22 seconds later...<br />[Joanne]<br />Sorry I was in the toilet...ah...what sup?<br /><br />Suicide attempt #3694...failed...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-1096609630057810864?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-2788353125511496022009-10-28T03:23:00.003+08:002009-10-28T03:52:02.543+08:00OoF chapters will take a break for now... Due to my examinations...<br /><br />But today, for fun, i'll update the legend of the oof players, but due to some changes in the storyline, it'll be renamed as just "soccer"<br /><br />Soccer - Chapter 3<br /><br />During the season at liverpool, obua managed to win their first EPL in 18 years, and thus, named a legend. Many of Liverpool's fans expected obua to stay in Liverpool but he left after that year, and joined the FIFA association.<br /><br />The 5 key players in liverpool which brought home the EPL trophy also decided to leave Liverpool as non of them are bound by any contracts and their leader, obua has left.<br /><br />Zee: Hmm, so what now? Which team you guys intending to join?<br />Marc: not sure... I think maybe I'll join Wigan, since i got an offer from them...<br />Derrick: I'll stay in liverpool ba i think... Zee, you?<br />Zee: I've received offers from Realmadrid, Barcelona, Acmilan, Zenit st petersburg and Manchester city... But i think i'll be going to barcelona i guess, since its the team of my dreams.<br />Jan: Wa, you good sia can go til barcelona, I'll still stay in liverpool with, they're paying me alot...<br />Ler, you lei?<br />Ler: Wahahahahahaa, due to my immense genius, i thought of a team to go, I'll be going to play in the I league in india, so i can own some bangalas! I'm joining mumbai fc! wahahahahahaha<br /><br />Jan/Zee/Marc/Derrick: .... -_-'''<br /><br />So, except for jan and derrick, the others went on seperate ways, with ler joining Mumbai fc of the I-league, Marc joining wigan and zee joining barcelona.<br /><br />~India-Mumbai FC training ground~<br /><br />Ler: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I forgot i have to play with these bangalas tooooooooooooo.... *sobs*... can i leave?<br />Henry Menezes(Manager of Mumbai FC): Sorlie, you, my frilend, iz bouneded by contract.<br />Ler: Noooooooooooooooooooooo<br /><br />Mumbai FC line up<br /><br />GK- Ahmit singha roy<br />DF- anas edathodika<br />DF- John benedict<br />df- keegan pereria<br />dmf-noel anthony wilson<br />cmf-nelson cardoz<br />cmf-M Pradeep<br />amf-hiralal chetri<br />amf-gautam debnath<br />cf- ler<br />cf- abhishek yadav<br /><br />~Liverpool~<br /><br />Rafa Benitez: I'll back i guess, as manager as most of you know me, but i promise to keep up what obua has done and bring us to the top!<br />Lfc: WOOO!<br /><br />Lineup(lazy type)<br /><br />~Barcelona~<br /><br />Guardiola: Today, i present our newest signing, the control tower of liverpool fc last year, Zee!<br />Zee: Yea...<br />Guardiola: So well, we have not thought of a number for you, what number would you like to have?<br />Zee: Zero...<br />Guardiola: is it... possible? Hold on, i'll call fifa to check...<br /><br />~Wigan's pre-season fixture vs real madrid, home~<br />GK-Kirkland<br />LB-Boyce<br />CB-Marc<br />CB-Titus bramble<br />RB-Melchoit<br />DMF-Scharner<br />CMF-Kapo<br />LMF-N'Zogbia<br />RMF- Koumas<br />CF-Rodallega<br />CF-Scott sinclair<br /><br />vs<br /><br />-Madrid-<br />GK-Casillas<br />LB-Marcelo<br />CB-Pepe<br />CB-Ramos<br />RB-Albiol<br />CMF-Alonso<br />LMF- Drenthe<br />RMF- Cronaldo<br />AMF-Kaka<br />CF- Benzema<br />CF- Glbin(new signing)<br /><br />It was a really epic battle, which real madrid won, 2-1.<br /><br />the goal highlights...<br /><br />Wigan 1-0 Real madrid<br /><br />8' Marc dashes to the midfield and scores a scorching half court shot!<br /><br />Wigan 1-1 Real Madrid<br /><br />56' Bramble with the sliding tackle on Benzema, the ball flys, it hits marc's head and its an own goal by marc!<br /><br />Wigan 1-2 Real madrid<br /><br />90+2' Marc with the clearance, it hits bramble, who's just coming over and it went in! Its an own goal for bramble!....<br /><br />Commentary: Its the most interesting match i've seen, many will thought wigan has made a good choice buying marc, but it seems that a new calamitous duo has been sighted again in the EPL!<br /><br />Wigan fans: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<br /><br />~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-278835312551149602?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-54809955073422716682009-10-25T23:27:00.002+08:002009-10-25T23:52:22.255+08:00Typical Day of OOF<br />OIE - Obuaism Institute of Education<br /><br />In the O-hq, on the surface is all fun and enjoyment, members party all day and all night with one another cracking jokes on boii-ians or nyl-ians. However, they do go to school. The OIE is a place where every obuaism member would spend a few hours a day studying, so as to gain the knowledge needed for the world. The oofs were no exception.<br /><br />Mr.Angulis: I am going to return your essays on "my ambition". The "best" 3 essays would be pinned on the board for exhibition. Hehehehehehehehehe<br /><br />On the board<br />1.<br />Name: Jan<br />[My ambition]<br /><br />My ambition is to have an ambition. For 19 years of my life, I have never had an ambition, thus I made it my ambition to have an ambition. Apart from "some people" who want to be superman or super saiyan, I found my life meaningless without an ambition. I always wondered how it feels to have an ambition, and now I feel really glad I have an ambition, which is to have an ambition. I will work hard towards this ambition of mine and show the others I would have an ambition one day, and this is my ambition.<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Your ambition is the "greatest", how about thinking with your head and not with your ass sometimes? Signed: Mr.Angulis </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">2.<br />Name: Ler<br />[My Ambition...maybe not...maybe yes]<br /><br />I have to rush this essay out because I spend 90% of the time playing my pxp. Pxp is a game console which I use to pass time. Currently I am playing Innocent Gear and Disgaebua 2, not to mention my favorite Warriors Obuachi 2. Ok I have decided that my ambition is to beat all these games and unlock every secret and train everyone to max level. Yes I will do it, and since I have time I will start working towards my ambition right away! Bye!<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Do not go deciding on your ambition on the spot! Other than that, I am speechless. Signed: Mr.Angulis</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">3.<br />Name: Marc<br />[My ambition]<br /><br />Soft skin, small perfect tits, cherry lips. These features will make any grown man drool at the sight. This imperfect development is the dream paradise of man, sweeter than any grown lady can offer. The soft grip when you carass the developing breasts, the sweet innocent juice from the forbidden hole will make me....<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">I guess you yourself could not take it anymore and when to pleasure yourself eh? Try finishing your essay before you get too horny next time. Signed: Mr Angulis</span></span><br /><p><span style="color:#000000;">Mr Angulis: Alright class dismissed....<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;"><br /></p></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5480995507342271668?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-41591241364107006052009-10-25T22:30:00.003+08:002009-10-25T23:03:19.215+08:00Chapter 12- The decisive war begins... and ends!? wtf?<br /><br />So last chapter, in the O-hq, marc and ler were still in the war room, now they've been dragged out...<br /><br />Jan: 好，现在我们准备打仗！<br />Zee: 我们一定要赢！ 否则将来会后悔！！<br />Obua-ian soldiers: OBUA!<br />Marc: 我们上！！！<br />Ler: 冲啊！！！<br />Derek: 他妈的！为什么突然变华语！？<br />Marc: 我也不知道！<br /><br />[Writer: Time to switch back to english....]<br />Jan: Good, now we all prepare beat war<br />Zee: We all confirm must win, or when ginger comes we will regret!<br />Marc: We all up!!!<br />Ler: Bathe ah!!!!!!!<br />Derek: His mother one! why suddenly become chinese language?<br />Marc: I also don't know!<br /><br />And so, the war has begun.... but suddenly, halfway while they're charging, the sky turns dark, and a ray of light shown down from the heavens.<br /><br />Clan obua/clan nyl/boii army: what is this... light?<br /><br />???: You guys have did enough harm to the land by creating this war, and your super powers has destroyed many things nature has created. Any more nonsense from you all will have to face the wrath of the heavens!<br /><br />Fluffytiger: Who the hell are you?<br /><br />???: Me? I'm the one known as 玉皇大帝， aka Jade emperor.<br />玉皇大帝: If you 3 fractions continue to fight, then prepare to face the wrath of the heavens!<br /><br />Ler: Wrath of heavens? Who you think you are? Zhang jiao?<br />Marc: Eh wait, Jade emperor, ain't ya chinese? How come you know how speak ang moh?<br /><br />玉皇大帝: I took classes when I was bored along these years... And yes, Actually Zhang jiao is my son, he's just trying to follow in the foot steps of jesus... Now, how do you guys say about ending this war?<br /><br />glbin: I supposed we should pull back for now then... later i bad luck 10 years girls duwan me...<br /><br />fluffytiger: i tomorrow exam... so don't wanna die so fast... must retreat i guess...<br /><br />玉皇大帝: Good, now get out of this land before i get my army.<br /><br />~~~<br /><br />Jan: Why did you stop the war?<br /><br />玉皇大帝: Obua told me to.<br /><br />Marc: Who are you to obua?<br /><br />玉皇大帝: We're just friends, god have friends to ya know?<br /><br />Zee: Thanks for your help then.<br /><br />玉皇大帝: Don't mention it, but I must say, I only owe obua this one favor, the next time we meet, I may not be on your side, so take care.<br /><br />~~~<br /><br />O-hq<br /><br />Marc: Damn.. that was so damn anti-climax...<br />Ler: Go read your magazine la freaking pedo...<br />Marc: Diam la, go play your psp dun disturb me you geek<br />Ler: What you say!?<br />Morphling: Uh... yo sup...<br />Marc: WANT TO FIGHT IS IT!? COME LA! I PK YOU TIL YOU DIE!!<br />Ler: COME LA I TAKE MY GUN LANCE!<br />Morhpling: kns... why no one care about me... i emo liao la...<br /><br />所以这样， 又是在“喔不啊”总部过的一天。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-4159124136410700605?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-4204959619115366962009-10-25T01:27:00.000+08:002009-10-25T01:28:50.008+08:00101th post...yay<br /><br />Jen<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-420495961911536696?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-39189711166622212742009-10-24T04:33:00.004+08:002009-10-24T05:08:33.039+08:00Before this chapter is released, its our official 100th post annivesary! Thank you for those... erm, "ghost" viewers!<br /><br /><br /><br />Oof, chapter 11- The beginning of the decisive battle...<br /><br /><br /><br />~o-hq~<br /><br />obpskuang: so are you ready for death, the legendary oof+derrick?<br /><br />zee: you're an idiot...<br /><br />obpskuang: what did you say!?<br /><br />jan: he said you're an idiot, idiot....<br /><br />obpskuang: how dare you call me an idiot, you shall die!<br /><br />jan: hold on, you think, a normal guy like you stands a chance against the whole OOF+derrick?<br /><br />obpskuang: hmm, you're right, well i guess we shall meet at the battle field, 1 v 5 isn't that fair either... muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!<br /><br />[obpskuang disappeared]<br /><br />ler: how the fuck did he disappear just like that?<br /><br />zee: i want to know too...<br /><br />morphling: why isn't anyone caring about my life....?<br /><br />jan: wth!?!?!?!? GHOST!!!!!!<br /><br />morphling: shit you la, i'm human.... sua... you want me die so much... then let me die ba...<br /><br />[morphling starts slashing his wrists]<br /><br />jan: okokok, sorry sorry, don't die, we need you....<br /><br /><br /><br />~o-hq war room~<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SuIYS-GN_fI/AAAAAAAAACc/YIw9m4fu2n8/s1600-h/map.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395902017729068530" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 245px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SuIYS-GN_fI/AAAAAAAAACc/YIw9m4fu2n8/s320/map.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Jan: Well, this is the plan derrick got for us of how their units are placed as well as others, the lines should represent how th- hold on... somewhat the lines look weird...<br />Zee: Uh, Ya lor, they can straight away attack the base, why go one whole round?<br />Derrick: Er... oh, they want check river got rune or not...<br />oof: LAME!!!!<br />derrick: ok i admit, i fell asleep while drawing out the map, so those lines are there....<br />Zee: Hmm, but from this map, we can see that we're severely outnumbered, 5 v 13... what is this, a manga?<br />Ler: [playing psp]<br />marc: [reading fpm]<br />Jan: Eh fuck la, these 2 like not even listening...<br /><br />~Boii army main force, east gate~<br /><br />fluffytiger: wonder wheres the boss... he haven't signaled the attack...<br />teitei: sian...<br /><br />~clan nyl main force, west gate~<br /><br />glbin: kns, fucking long, where the hell is that obpskuang bastard...<br /><br />~o-hq war room~<br />Zee: Eh, where's obpskuang's location?<br />Derrick: that one uh i also not sure, he haven't appear...<br />Jan: well, whatever, lets prepare for battle!<br /><br />~cave of orbuals~<br />obua: [talking on phone] ehhhhhhhhhh, yaya, send some help ahs thanks....<br /><br />~~<br />Who did obua call? No one knows, except obua himself...<br />Obua: Ehhhh.... I forgot liao... alzheimer disease....<br /><br />Thus, was another day in the cave of orbuals.. uh... nevermind...<br /><br />~o-hq~<br />Zee: Everyone in position?<br />Jan: Kinda<br />Derrick: Yep<br />Morphling: Er... ya<br />Zee: hold on, why like short of two people...<br />Morphling: I think they still inside the war room playing psp/reading fpm....<br />Jan/zee: DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!<br /><br />and thus was another day in obuaism hq....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-3918971116662221274?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-47266320406966136912009-10-24T01:02:00.002+08:002009-10-24T01:16:06.178+08:00Go Obua-ians! (Short ripoff stories...)<br />Chapter 2: Fishballs!<br /><br />In this holyland...there lies 7 mysterious spheres. It is said that whoever collects these 7 spheres could summon a huge fish and be granted a wish of his choice. The spheres upon summoning the huge fish...would scatter across the land once more...lying in wait to be found again....the spheres are called...FISHBALLS!!!!....the story begins...<br /><br />Zee: Marc...you have trained well since the day I have adopted you...for now you are free to go roam around the world and search for the fishballs.<br />Marc: Don't want lah...I lazy go...i rather train for eternalty here...<br />Zee: If you find the fishballs...you can get as many little girls as you want...<br /><br />Psssssshew....<br />Zee: hey...where did marc go!?<br /><br />Marc flew off on a cloud...which is named...spikey yellow hair (SYH for short). SYH can reach up to 500km/h but for every 1 kg on it its speed reduces by 5km/h. Marc is 90kg so syh is actually going at X km/h. Solve X.<br /><br />Solution:<br />1 kg ---> 5km/h<br />90 kg ---> 90 X 5 = 450km/h<br />500 - 450 = 50km/h<br /><br />Therefore marc is going at 50km/h.<br /><br />Meanwhile...on another continent...<br /><br />Jan: Ler...you have trained quite well since the day your mom gave birth to you...and by the way I am not your dad although there is a chance my sperm could have gotten into her...but nevertheless...I want you to go search for the fishballs.<br /><br />Ler is playing his pxp...<br /><br />Jan: Take this fish radar and it would show you the position of the fishballs...when you collect all 7 of them...bring them back here for me to make a wish.<br /><br />Ler is playing his PXP...<br /><br />Jan: I have ordered this flying machanism for you...use it to find the fishballs...<br /><br />Ler is playing his pxp...<br /><br />Jan: forget it...<br /><br />Meanwhile...back to Marc...<br /><br />Marc: Little girls...soon...but where are the fishballs!?...AH! There they are...<br /><br />In front of marc stood a pillar which rosed high into the skies...on the pillar skewered 7 spheres...these must be the fishballs...<br /><br />Marc: Lucky lucky<br /><br />The balls shone and a huge fish appeared infront of Marc...<br /><br />Fish: Who dare awaken the great Sardine!?<br /><br />Marc: Can I make a wish?<br /><br />Fish: Who dare awaken the great Sardine!?<br /><br />Marc: Er...Jan?<br /><br />Fish: Jan eh?...Fish god wrath!<br /><br />A water jet appeared on top of Jan's head....<br />:command:<br />Dodge<br />I am a rock!<br />Jan chose "I am a rock!"<br /><br />Fish: Wish granted marc...bye...<br />The fishballs scattered around the world...<br /><br />Marc:....little girls....??<br /><br />End of chapter 2....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-4726632040696613691?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-2040525643122721572009-10-24T00:40:00.002+08:002009-10-24T01:01:12.563+08:00Go Obua-ians (Short ripoff stories...)<br />Chapter 1 - I thought I have a long way to go!<br /><br />In an indoor stadium somewhere in the world...<br /><br />Marc: I am going to crush you...horn smash!<br />Marc smashes his horn at his opponent<br /><br />Qiyue: I am a ghost you can't hit me....shadow slash!<br />Qiyue slashes towards Marc with his shadow claws...which marc dodged easily<br />.....<br /><br />Commentator: what a dramatic match! We bring this match live from the grand stadium...<br /><br />*TV switches off*<br />Mom: Hey Jan, you just missed your brother's stadium battle on TV...he won!<br />Jan: Wow...thats my brother for you...<br />Mom: We just moved in here, why don't you go pay your neighbour Prof.Obua a visit?<br />Jan: Sure...<br /><br />Jan walked slowly to the house next door...<br /><br />Another mom: Why...are you our new neighbour? Welcome...my son Zee is upstairs...<br />Jan: ok auntie...<br /><br />Jan climbed up the stairs and entered a room...<br /><br />Zee: Potions checked...weapons...checked....OH!<br />Jan: !???<br />Zee: you startled me...oh you are Jan our new neighbour? nice to meet you...I have to go do some research near the next town...goodbye..<br />Zee rushed off....<br /><br />Meanwhile...<br /><br />???: AHHHHHHH help help! Someone is in trouble...<br />Jan went to the town entrance and saw an old man getting chased around by a monster...<br /><br />Old man: Hey kid...can you help me?...in my bag there are 3 weapons...take one and come slay this monster.<br /><br />Bag: A light saber<br /> A machine gun with unlimited bullets<br /> A very ordinary sword<br />Jan chose the sword.<br /><br />Jan went for the first attack on the monster...turns out to be a barngaela. The barngaela turned its attention to Jan. Jan slashed the barngaela 300 times on the same spot dealing tremendous damage! The barngaela counter attacked with a poke....Jan whited out...<br /><br />Old man: Hey!...kid are you alright...-.-<br /><br />Jan regained his concious...<br />Mom: Oh...Jan..how could this happen to you...<br />Old man: Sorry Jan...it is all my fault...by the way I am Prof. Obua<br />???: I am doctor Ler...<br />Doc. Ler: Jan you must be prepared...your spine has suffered massive impact due to the barngaela's poke and you would be bedridden your whole life. I know you must be feeling terrible...so I bought someone with me...<br />???: I am priest morphling and I am here to be a witness if you want to suicide.<br /><br />:Command:<br />Die <br />Don't die<br /><br />Jan chose to die....<br /><br />Chapter 1...end...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-204052564312272157?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-3862185287563011762009-10-23T02:44:00.002+08:002009-10-23T03:13:38.489+08:00OOF- Chapter 10, Prelude to the decisive battle.<br /><br />So well, as usual, another day in the O-hq<br /><br />Marc was reading his monthly issue of the magazine- "FPM(For Pedo's Magazine)"<br />[Trivia: Did you know FHM stands for "For him magazine"?]<br /><br />Ler was playing Soldiers Orochi 2 on PSP<br />[Note: His computer is there afk as usual]<br /><br />Zee was playing the Obua's theme on the piano<br />[Complain: Silent Nights (Christian hymm)'s melody was ripped off our obua's theme]<br /><br />Jan was renovating the kitchen<br />[Notice: Danger please keep out]<br /><br />Derrick was tweaking the "Derricks obuaism tactical attack" game<br />[Apologies: The new version will be delayed for three days]<br /><br />Obpskuang was doing something suspicious.... hold on, how suspicious?<br />[Random: The last sentance was really random]<br /><br />Zee: Oooooooo-o-o-buaaaaaaaaaa<br />Jan: Eh, not bad eh the remixed version<br />Zee: Yea thanks.<br /><br />Meanwhile, at boii-hq<br />~boii-hq~<br />fluffytiger: what brings you here, glbin?<br />glbin: I believed we both kept suffering defeat from the obua clan, shall we just march to create a joint attack on the O-hq?<br />fluffytiger: Heh, a wise idea... Lets prepare for war then!<br /><br />back in O-hq<br />~o-hq~<br />Derrick: eheheheh, guys guys!! siao liao, latest news report, the Nylboii coalition is making a joint attack on our HQ, how sia?<br />Zee: Shit, like that we're severely outnumbered wor... eh hold on... where you get the news?<br />Derrick: Aiya, I hacked into their home page ma, neh, let you see...<br />[Derrick enters <a href="http://www.nylclan.org/">www.nylclan.org</a> , NOTE: THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL LINK!]<br />Jan: Oh i see... only got nyl de? No boii de?<br />Derrick: hold on ahs....<br />[Derrick enters www.877boiiarmy.org , NOTE: THIS IS ALSO NOT AN OFFICIAL LINK, IF IT IS, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!]<br />Derrick: Here is th- what the hell? Whats this!?<br />Computer: boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii virus infected, boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii virus infected, files rotting and computer rotting begins, boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii<br />Jan: holy!? her powers even affect her clan's webpage!?<br />Derrick: seem so... T_T my new nec laptop.... [sobs]<br />Zee: I pity you...<br />Marc: Eh, enemy sighted!<br />Zee: Shit, how many are there?<br />Derrick: -ma!<br /><br /><enemy><br />Fluffytiger, level ??<br />Teitei, level 93<br />Darrell, level 79<br />Homeborn, level 79<br />Joe-Seth, level 90<br />glbin, level ??<br />hoppingmushroom, level 97<br />ahni, level 94<br />g.g.d, level 92<br />whaeli, level 94<br />mopling, level 87<br />Jaktaral, level ??<br />Jakyrho, Level ??<br />Ratwardan, level ??<br />NYL soldiers, quantity: 100000<br />Boii soldiers quantity: 120000<br />Fernando Torres, level 1 <span style="color:#ff0000;">(Left at 0.01)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Derrick: I think thats all....</span><br />Ler: Wakao, so many this time??? Not easy liao...<br />Marc: Wheres Morphling? Never seen him since this morning...<br />Obpskuang: Looking for morphling? [Throws a body down]<br />Jan: Morphling!!! What the fuck, what have you done, obpskuang?<br />Obpskuang: So you still don't know eh? I'm not one of you...<br />Zee: What do you mean? You're obua's son right?<br />Obpskuang: Yes I am, but I'm also the Boii's clan second in charge after Boii's retirement, I've severed ties with my father eversince I was a kid!<br />Jan: Fuck, you traitor!<br />Obpskuang: I never was one of you, suit yourself for calling me that if you want, now today shall be the day the obuaism falls! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<br /><br />Thus was another noisy day at o-hq...<br /><br />to be continued......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-386218528756301176?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-60257123142642912232009-10-21T23:47:00.004+08:002009-10-22T21:27:54.466+08:00OOF, chapter 9- The battle of Nicol Highway<br /><br />It was another day in the O-HQ, but the oof were not all there. Marc and Morphling were defending their post over at Nicol Highway, due to orders from the JZ army.<br /><br />~Nicol Highway~<br />Marc: Eh fuck la, Morphling, stop emoing and slashing your wrist la kaos...<br />Morphling: Shuddap la... you won't understand my feelings...<br />Marc: Sua...<br /><br />[Morphling continues slashing his wrists]<br /><br />Back at O-HQ<br /><br />~O-HQ~<br />Obpskuang: {Whispering to himself while writing a email} The defence of Nico-<br />Ler: YO KUANG!<br />Obpskuang {Alt+tab into a dota game} Yea sup?<br />Ler: Wa, playing dota never jio me har? You goooooooood....<br />Obpskuang: Sorry la... You want play or not?<br />Ler: Sua la, lazy... *making a clacking sound with his tongue*...<br />Obpskuang: I see, then go along ba, seeyas<br />Ler: Seeyas!<br />[Ler leaves]<br />Obpskuang: Heng never let him see... {Continues writing the email}<br /><br />~Boii-hq~<br />Fluffytiger: Its time for battle... Darrell, Homeborn(aka jia-sen), prepare for battle, I order you two to attack the Nicol highway. I've already requested for reinforcements from the NYL army and they're sending a monster called Reigor Rockhoof to assist you two.<br />Darrell/Homeborn: Yes sire.<br /><br />~Nicol Highway~<br />Marc: Eh, you got notice around us, alot of corpse are appearing for some reason?<br />Morphling: Shaddap la, I emoing...<br />Marc: Nevermind...<br />[Marc moves around to investigate the corpse appearances]<br /><br />???: Heh... this should be enough for my ech-<br />Marc: Eh, stop littering my territory with your stinking corpse la<br />???: Eheheheheh... You must be Marc...<br />[In front of Marc stands a big humanoid figure which looks like a cow]<br />Marc: Who the hell are you and how you know my name?<br />???: My name is Reigor Rockhoof, aka Niu Tou (Cow head), and you don't have to know how do I know your name.<br />Marc: {Thinking} Can it be.... that I'm so famous!?... Wahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha<br />Marc: Hold on.... why're you littering this place with corpses?<br />Reigor: No particular reason...<br />Marc: So are you friend or foe?<br />Reigor: Hmm... What do you think?<br />Marc: Friend?<br />Reigor: Wrong, I'm a foe you fool...<br />Marc: Uh... Ok...... So what do ya want?<br />Reigor: What do i want.....? I want.... your LIFE!<br />[Reigor lifts his totem and rushes towards Marc]<br />[Special Note: Marc is not using his Hunting horn this battle, but rather, a giant blade]<br />Marc: Shit! {Parries with his giantblade] Ugh... Such a be..ast!<br />Reigor: Heh! Not bad! I shall go at 50% of my strength now, Enchant Totfem!<br />[Reigor lifts his totem and slams on the ground, and his totem starts to grow bigger to twice its size]<br />Marc: What the.... What was that!?<br />Reigor: Now prepare to die, fool!<br />[Reigor lifts his totem with all his might and strikes at Marc]<br />Marc: Heh, guess I have to use it huh... Might of the arcanes, appear, my staff!<br />Reigor: Wha-<br />[Reigor flinches due to the massive amount of power emitted from Marc]<br />Marc: Now prepare to die fool, lightning!<br />[Marc shoots a bolt of lightning over at Reigor]<br />Reigor: Heh, you think that little damage will kill me? You underestimate me, son, now my turn, Fissure!<br />[Reigor smashes the ground with his totem, causing the ground in front of him to crack, damaging Marc as well as leaving an impassable crevasse]<br />Marc: Heh, useless, mana shield owns!<br />Reigor: Heh, blink dagger, teleport me beside him! {Reigor appears beside Marc}, now DIE, ECHO SLAM!<br />[Reigor sends shockwave shooting through the ground, reflecting around the corpses he left earlier and marc]<br />Marc: Ugh... fuck, so thats what the corpses are for...<br />Reigor: Heh, now you shall die! Ugrahhhhhhhhhh!<br />[Reigor lifts his totem up, preparing for the finishing blow]<br />Marc: Heh, Frostbite!<br />[Marc freezes Reigor in a pillar of ice]<br />Marc: Now in this 3 seconds, I shall brutally murder you, haste!<br />[Marc casts haste on himself, making himself faster]<br />Marc: Time to use my most powerful spell... Hope enough time to cast the incarnation!<br />Marc: {Muttering a ridiculously long incarnation}, Eternal glacier!<br />[An AoE of 500 around Reigor freezes in absolute zero temperature]<br />Marc: For the finishing strike... Cosmic Catastrophe!<br />[From the sky, a 15beams from all different locations were shot and with a loud "<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)">boomz!</span>", reigor got vaporized, leaving no trace of his being.]<br />Marc: Ugh... finally... Didn't want to use that spell initially... uses up too much of my magic power... I guess time for me to rest...<br />[Marc faints out of fatigue and tireness]<br /><br />~~~<br /><br />Morphling: Wonder where Marc went...<br /><br />???(a): Hey, you know where's the obuaism camp around here?<br />???(b): Yea, quick, we need to get there quickly...<br /><br />Morphling: Uh...{they look like enemies...} I don't know, who're you two?<br /><br />???(a): Darrell<br />???(b): Homeborn(jia-sen)<br /><br />Morphling: Where're you two from?<br /><br />Darrell: From Boii-hq<br />Homeborn: Headquarters of the Boii army<br /><br />Morphling: Uh ok... Hold on... let me sms ask my friend if he knows or not... {Sms-es O-hq for reinforcements}<br /><br />~O-Hq~<br /><br />Jan: Eh, i received a sms.... Nicol highway in trouble, need to go help i guess...<br />Zee: Hmm... Who should we send?<br />Derrick: I would like to try my abilities...<br />Zee: Ok, you shall go then...<br />Derrick: Thanks!<br /><br />~Nicol Highway~<br />Derrick: So Morphling, who're the one that wants to know about the Obuaism camp?<br />Morphling: Norh, those 2....<br /><br />Darrell: Yo, so you're derrick eh?<br />Derrick: Yea... Lets have a drink ba, I'll tell you while drinking<br />Homeborn: Good idea...<br /><br />[Derrick drugged darrell and Homeborn's drinks with heavy laxatives]<br />.....<br />.....<br />-After the drink-<br />Darrell: Eh shit, i eat something wrong, need go toilet, Homeborn, lets retreat for now... toilet toilet....<br />Homeborn: siala... same... i stomachache too... lets go ba, oya, thanks for the drinks anyway!<br />Derrick: no problem!<br /><br />~Boii-HQ~<br /><br />Darrell: EH FUCK LA I NEED THE TOILET MORE THAN YOU LA!<br />Homeborn: WHO SAY, MY STOMACH HURTS MORE THAN YOU LA, KNN!<br />Fluffytiger: What the fuck you two quarrelling about?<br />Darrell: We stomachache, but only got one toilet....<br />Fluffytiger: Ya.... one toilet, but theres like fucking 20 cubicles in there...<br />Homeborn: Wha-? Oh sorry...<br /><br />and thus was another day in the Boii-hq....<br />eh shit... wait... thats not how its supposed to end...<br /><br />~O-HQ~<br /><br />Zee: Eh siala, why marc haven't return?<br />Ler: Must be ****ing little girls again...<br />Jan: Freaking pedobua....<br /><br />and thus was another day in Obuaism's HQ.... yea not funny... T_T<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-6025712314264291223?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-73936049924532446042009-10-20T16:04:00.003+08:002009-10-20T17:10:19.729+08:00Obuaism's enemy encyclopedia, chapter 1.<br /><br />Well, the obuaism has alot of enemies in oof. This new series is about them, but only the major ones.<br /><br />~Boii-ians~<br /><br />-Boii-<br />age: ??<br />first appearance: forgot...<br />abilities: Highspeed rotting upon contact<br />weapon: She herself is a human weapon...<br />bio: The leader of the boii army, the most fearsome being in the world until her sudden semi-retirement.<br /><br />-Fluffytiger-<br />age: 18(?)<br />first appearance: obua's search for allies chapter 5<br />Abilities: not yet shown<br />weapons: two giant axes and metal gaunlets<br />bio: the battle master aka commandant aka temporary leader of the boii army. a fearsome warrior in the battlefield, and possess inmesurable strength. His abilities has yet to been shown.<br /><br />-Joe-Seth-<br />age: 18(?)<br />first appearance: oof chapter 8<br />Abilities: Not yet shown<br />Weapons: A giantblade<br />bio: A strong man, who is some reason, holy yet evil. His strength is shown when he fought Ler, which he sent ler flying with just holding his 120kg giantblade with one arm. He was defeated by Obpskuang, who let him live.<br /><br />~Clan NYL~<br />-glbin-<br />age: 19<br />first appearance: oof chapter 5<br />abilities: Not yet shown<br />Weapons: Not yet shown<br />bio: Not much is known about him yet, but theres a history between clan nyl and jan, and zee somehow knows about it too. Glbin is the leader of the nyl army.<br /><br />-hoppingmushroom-<br />age:19<br />first appearance: oof chapter 5<br />abilities: not yet shown<br />weapons: not yet shown<br />bio: also known as H.M. He got his name from his way of walking and his hair. Not much is known about him either.<br /><br />-ahni-<br />age: 16<br />first apearance: oof chapter 5<br />abilties: summon(?)<br />weapons: not yet shown<br />bio: a young girl with immense powers from her summons. she summoned "Rexal", who nearly killed zee if not for zee's ability. Other than these, not much is known bout her.<br /><br />-g.g.d-<br />age:16<br />first appearance: oof chapter 4<br />abilties: laser, grow<br />weapons: not yet shown<br />bio: she first appeared as a random lady selling drinks at cutthroat prices to jan when jan was escaping from the boii-hq. Jan almost lost to her if not for his god-mode ability which awakened at that time.<br /><br />-Mopling-<br />age:19<br />first appearance: oof chapter 8<br />abilties: not yet shown<br />weapons: not yet shown<br />bio: not much is known of him other than hes quite similar to mopling but not as emo.<br /><br />-Whaeli-<br />age:19(?)<br />first appearance: oof chapter 8<br />abilities: not yet shown<br />Weapons: not yet shown<br />bio: Not much is known about him.<br /><br />That is all for now.<br />~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-7393604992453244604?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-57410487623174855692009-10-20T02:51:00.002+08:002009-10-20T03:28:04.177+08:00oof chapter 8 - The new omfg<br /><br />So was another day in the O-HQ, where the oof and the omfgs were training and slacking...<br /><br />Jan: Heh, glad that our lord is still alive eh?<br />Zee: Yea, the plane there and back was... ugh...<br />Jan: Don't remind me of it!!!!!<br />Obua: Ehh, I'll be going to meditate again, see you all.<br />Oof/Omfg: See ya milord<br /><br />Jan: Well... what do we do now? Sibei sien now sia...<br />Zee: No idea...<br />Marc: Ya lor, kns...<br />Ler: Aiya... i go scout a little at the boii clan.<br />Jan: Go on then, don't die...<br />Ler: Don't worry... I'll smash them like bangarlaes with my hammer if they come disturb me...<br /><br />And so, ler sets off to the boii camp with his trustworthy hammer.<br /><br />Zee: Weird sia... first time see him leave this place for a reason other than to eat....<br />Marc: Agree...<br /><br />~Forest to the boii's camp~<br />Ler: Ugh, kns, sibei sien...<br />???: Leave your money and weapon or your life.<br />Ler: Who the fuck are you?<br /><br />In front of ler, appeared a figure of a big brute, in his arm a giant blade.<br /><br />???: My name is Joe-seth, your worst nightmare, now leave your money and your weapon or die!<br />Ler: Lets see who die la, you dare come!<br />Joe-seth: You asked for it, now die!<br /><br />-Holding his giant blade with one hand, joe-seth sent ler flying while ler tried to parry with his hammer-<br /><br />Ler: Ugh... What immense strength... guess i gotta go seri-, shit!!! Just now ate too much now stomach ache... siao liao...<br />Joe-Seth: Heh, now die, fool!<br />Ler: damn...<br />???: Hold yer horses, scum!<br />-A spear appeared and deflected Joe-seth's giantblade for Ler-<br />Ler: Who're you and why you helping me?<br />???: My name is Obpskuang, son of your lord obua.<br />Ler: Milord have a son!?<br />Obpskuang: Yes he do, now stay there, I shall be your opponent, Joe-Seth!<br />Joe-Seth: Damnit, meddling scum, I shall smite you with my holy giantblade!<br />Obpskuang: I'd like to see you do it.<br />-Obpskuang, then, with one strike, had his spearhead infront of Joe-Seth's neck-<br />Obpskuang: One wrong move and you die, now drop your weapon.<br />Joe-Seth: Damn... Don't kill me, I promise to not rob again...<br />Obpskuang: Ok, now go, don't let me see you again...<br />Ler: Eh wait, you letting him go so easily?<br />Obpskuang: Killing is unholy...<br />Joe-Seth: I shall have my revenge one day!<br />-Joe-seth then went off-<br /><br />Ler: Eh, thanks for your help ahs, obpskuang<br />obpskuang: don't worry... anyways, can you bring me to the O-hq? I don't know my way there and I have to meet my father....<br />Ler: Eh ok....<br /><br />And so, Ler brought obpskuang to the O-hq<br /><br />~O-HQ~<br /><br />Zee: So whos this?<br />Obpskuang: The name is Obpskuang, son of obua... Where is my father? I need to meet him.<br />Jan: You came a little too late, he went to meditate and won't be back for another 3 months.<br />Obpskuang: [Damn...] Sigh, I'll have to wait i guess...<br />Jan: Is something the matter?<br />Obpskuang: Uh no its nothing...<br />Jan: Ok...<br /><br />Meanwhile...<br /><br />~Boii's HQ~<br />Joe-Seth: Sorry boss, i failed you...<br />Fluffytiger: Don't worry, i've this covered, you've done a good job anyways.<br /><br />And meanwhile again...<br /><br />~NYL Hq~<br />glbin: So you failed too eh, ahni?<br />ahni: sorry, i didn't expect them to be able to defeat Rexal...<br />h.m: Well... really didn't expect that you and g.g.d will lose to them...<br />mopling: Well... we still have a chance right?<br />(Note: this is not morphling, its a similar person to morphling, just not so emo)<br />Whaeli: I guess so...<br /><br />and once again... meanwhile...<br /><br />~Cave of orbuals~<br />Obua: Ehh... Hmm... I have a bad feeling about whats happening back in singapore... like a wars gonna happen again....<br /><br />back in O-hq, the OOF and omfg are partying due to boredom...<br /><br />~O-HQ~<br />Jan: huat ah!!! cheers to boredom!<br />Zee: cheers!<br />Marc: kns... you all good la, drink alcohol, i must drink milk...(cause i can't take alcohol...)<br />Ler: Errr i duwan, i go back my room play psp...<br />Derrick: {Drunk state} ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sibei sien uh, paisei ah all, i play around... -hhn!<br />:Kao eh, not this again la... getting lame liao<br />:Agree<br />:boiiiiiiiiiiiiii<br />:FUCK LA WHO SAID THAT<br />Morphling: Uh? Whats happening?<br />:Wth? Why morphling the name still can see?<br />:Ya lor, writer bias<br />:Uh no la, -hhn is hide hero's name ma... He is not hero enough, must be too emo liao..<br />Morphling: Fuck la who said that come out, i show you the heroic power of emo!<br />:Siam siam siam!!!<br /><br />And thus, was another noisy day at obuaism hq...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5741048762317485569?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-65107515705041531802009-10-18T16:13:00.003+08:002009-10-19T16:40:54.729+08:00Hidden powers chapter 3 &amp; 4<br /><br />Well, as we seen, Zee and Morpheng has shown a little of their abilities... So its time for a Hidden Power's post!<br /><br />-Chapter 3-<br />Morphling<br />Age:19<br />Weapon: Dagger(more of penknife instead)<br />Potential: Average<br />Current strength: almost peaked<br />Bio: A emo guy, who is despo for girls at times and can even pcc from imagination. He is Jan's friend and disciple. His weapon is a long penknife that doesn't snaps, and his fighting style is really weird. He emos most of the time and at times uses his penknife to slash his wrists... But his special ability is also based on emo-ness, the Emo-blood... Due to his ability, his heart pumps blood at an increased rate, 20x faster than normal human, so if he do not slash his wrists, he may die of blood overload.<br /><br />Ability- Emo-blood<br /><br />Emo-blood is a special ability used by morphling, which allows him to control his blood as well as hardening them or softening them at will. The further the blood is, the harder it is for him to control them. As we see from chapter 6, he created two broad swords from his wrists and sent many sword waves of blood over to the enemy. That is only one of his abilites... So basically, this ability is quite similar to Jan's "Vibrant display of a thousand Cherry blossom's godmode", only riskier as it may cost his life from over use of blood.<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />-Chapter 4-<br />Zee<br />Age 17<br />Weapon: Dual blades<br />Potential: Really really uber high(same as Jan's)<br />Current strength: Above average, until his ability emerges.<br />Bio: Known as the deadman to some. He joined obuaism along with Jan as the first 2 disciples, and is a part of the JZ army. with his dual blades, he went through many battles. He has a ability that he does not even know of, which defeated Rexal on chapter 7.<br /><br />Ability: ???<br /><br />??? because the writer haven't thought of a name for this ability. Not much has been known about this ability yet, except that it increases Zee's speed and strength ridiculously. He have no control over this self, and may even cause friendly fire.<br /><br />~~~~<br />-Chapter 2.1-<br />Jan<br />(Read chapter 2 on 20th august...)<br />Well, this is just a little update on his skills..<br />Basically his godmode turns into a "skilltree" or something, which he can link different godmodes to a new one, so like example, godmode -sword mode, with the katana in hand, he'll be able to use godmode- vdoatcb(vibrant display of a thousand cherry blossoms)<br />So this is the current few godmodes we know...<br /><br />Sword mode ----> Vdoatcb<br /><br />Fist mode<br /><br />More will be slowly shown across time...<br /><br />And the constipation effect he'll have when he uses godmode is just an rumor, he has no limit over how much he uses godmode.<br /><br />So thats all for now, see ya all in chapter 5!<br /><br />Marc: EH!!! HOLD ON!!! WHY MORPHLING GOT HIS ABILITY SHOWN BEFORE US? KAOS!!!<br />Ler: Ya lor kao eh, we two really damn poor lei, no special abilities yet!<br />~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-6510751570504153180?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-59465774533820440832009-10-18T15:13:00.002+08:002009-10-19T16:09:21.530+08:00Oof chapter 7 - Showdown at Bombay<br /><br />So, as the battle of O-HQ ended with Lord Obua's return, Jan and Zee were fighting against Rexal and his pet, Ratlyos...<br /><br />Jan: The next hustle, diamond dust!<br /><br />-Jan lifts his sword and points it at ratlyos, and a massive wave of ice appeared and was fired over at Ratlyos-<br /><br />Ratlyos: *Roar!!!!!!*<br /><br />-Ratlyos flys up into the air and fires a massive fireball, melting the ice that Jan fired out-<br /><br />Jan: *huff huff*... damn, Ice attacks doesn't seem to work... And fist attack can only be used against humans... I guess I have to use my other form... A form that i would never wanted to use due to the imbal-ness... Godmode... 千本桜景厳....<br /><br />Zee: Eh siao eh, this one english blog, kns why got japanese?<br />Jan: Oh paiseh... Godmode... Vibrant Display of a Thousand Cherry Blossoms!!!!<br /><br />-Jan drops his katana into the ground, and 2 rows of katanas appeared, scattering into more than a million small blades-<br /><br />-Ratlyos fires 300 fireballs at Jan continuously-<br /><br />-Jan uses the "petals" to form a shield-<br /><br />Jan: Heh... This has gone long enough... Pivotal scene!<br />-Jan controls every blade in a spherical formation around Ratlyos, which then collapses into him from every possible angle, leaving no blind spots and no chance to escape-<br />Ratlyos: I FAILED YOU... MASTAR REXAL....<br /><br />Rexal: Useless fool... now I have to go 2v1 again...<br />Jan: *Huff...* don't worry, its still 1v1, i over used my powers.... need to take a break... Eh zee, i go makan some bombay curry, later you kill him liao come find me....<br />Zee: Sure... see ya then...<br />Rexal: Hold on, Zee, why not we have a truce to go eat curry first?<br />Zee: I'm sure you wouldn't want that... After the curry it'll become 2v1 again...<br />Rexal: Oh... Then lets continue our battle then... The winner shall eat curry<br />Zee: Yes, en garde!<br /><br />-Zee keeps his giantblade and pulls out his dual blades-<br /><br />Rexal: Oh? So you use dual weapons too eh?<br />Zee: Well, if I don't it wouldn't be fair will it?<br />Rexal: Indeed, lets fight then... for the sake of curry!<br /><br />And so, the most epic showdown ever in bombay happened... Dual blades vs Dual axes... and the winner will get to eat one of the best curry in bombay...<br /><br />Zee: I know you're not a weak foe, so I shall go all out from the start... Demonize!!!!<br />Rexal: Heh... Really good... Then I shall not hold back either, Beast rage!!!<br /><br />(Note: Beast rage increases rexal's attack speed everytime he attacks)<br /><br />The two dual weapon users clashed, and for 2 hours, no victor was emerged...<br /><br />Zee: *huff* You're strong... But for the sake of curry, i will not lose!<br />Rexal: *huff* Same here, I want my curry! Now you shall die! PRIMAL ROAR!!!!<br /><br />-While in a weapon clash, rexal suddenly attacks with a loud roar, stunning zee and pushing him back-<br /><br />Rexal: Now die! Wild axes!<br /><br />-Rexal throws his two axes with great force towards zee, thinking it'll end, but zee, at the nick of time, managed to come to his senses and parried with his dual blades... But the force of the axes were too strong, breaking the dual blades and sended zee flying-<br /><br />Zee: *huff huff*... Ugh... Damn...<br />Rexal: Now you shall die, thou I respect your abilities. You would have win if I can't roar...<br />Zee: no... this will not end like this.... for my currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />Rexal: Wha-<br /><br />-Zee suddenly emitted a strong wave of energy creating a fog of sand-<br />Rexal: What power... Where the hell is he?<br />Zee: Heh<br />-While Rexal is looking around, Zee suddenly appeared behind him an gave him a punch a normal human can never give, sending Rexal flying-<br /><br />Rexal: *huff* what the... what the fuck are you? Whats with that... savage eyes of a hungry animal?<br />Zee: Eheheheh...<br />Rexal: Fuck you! Wild axes!<br /><br />-Rexal throws the axe over at Zee again, but Zee stopped the two axes with his hands-<br />Rexal: What the..<br />Zee: DIE! Ehehehhehe....<br />-Zee drops the axes and in a split second, appeared infront of Rexal, which flew 200meters in the clash earlier-<br />Zee: Ne last words?<br />Rexal: You're truly a beast...<br />Zee: Heheh...<br />-Zee then unleashed a fury of punches at a speed that no naked eye can ever see and Rexal was defeated and killed, and Zee returned to normal-<br />Zee: *Huff*.. what the hell happened? Why're you beaten down, Rexal?<br />Rexal: Wha? I guess... you don't know about your beast self huh Zee.. Ugh... Well, I lost... And I guess my time is almost up i guess...<br />Zee: Damn... I'm really sorry, what can I do to repay you?<br />Rexal: I.... I.... wanna.... drink curry... Ugh...<br /><br />And with his last words, Rexal died. Zee has absolutely no memory of what had happen before, but went to buy a bowl of curry and placed it as an offering at Rexal's tomb, and after that, going to meet Jan...<br /><br />Jan: Ah, finally you're here, Zee, so I guess you won?<br />Zee: Yea kinda, but I can't remember anything.<br />Jan: Heh, well congratulations anyways, go order something then<br />Zee: Yes... Finally... Bombay curry... wahahahahaha... Hey shop keeper! I would like to order one bowl of mutton curry!<br />Shopkeeper: Sorry, sold out, that customer(pointing to jan) has finished our stock...<br />Zee: Wha-... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... JAN!!! GET BACK HERE!!!<br />Jan: Shit, gotta run!!<br /><br />And so, Zee and Jan managed to overcome their respective opponents, and Zee got a new ability which he can't control yet. Mm, curry, makes me hungry...<br /><br />Next chapter... A new general appears, who is he? Friend or foe?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5946577453382044083?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-67746351412738181162009-10-17T04:04:00.000+08:002009-10-19T15:13:17.951+08:00Oof Chapter 6<br /><br />~Obua's Return~<br /><br />On our last chapter, Kiyomora Tairi went off before telling the OOF about the revival.<br /><br />Zee &amp; Jan: Eh wait, before our new chapter begin, we would like to say something. From now on, OOF will only be used to describe the Obua's original four. Important side characters like "Derrick" and "Morphling" and up to come characters will be known as the Omfg, aka Obua's Millitary Force Generals.<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />Jan: Eh siao liao... so how? Kiyomora Tairi disappear liao...<br />Zee: Ya lor... kns... How sia?<br />Derrick: Google is your friend...<br />OOF: ... Good idea..<br /><br />And so, the oof searched google...<br /><br />Marc: 0 results found... cheapass bastards...<br /><br />Zee: Gg lor...<br /><br />Ler: Eh.... you all go slowly think of a way la... i go play my psp... oya, don't off the computer...<br /><br />Marc: Shit, my mother call... gotta go buy dinner for her, so no choice...<br /><br />Zee: So jan, how?...<br /><br />Jan: Ok... we randomly go find... see what we can find...<br /><br />Zee: Sigh, only thing we can do anyways....<br /><br />And so, Jan and Zee set off to find the snake king in India...<br /><br />~In the airplane~<br /><br />Zee: Eh jan... This plane... Can really kill...<br />Jan: I know what you mean...<br /><br />(Note: They're riding India airlines)<br /><br />~India, Mumbai(Bombay)~<br /><br />Jan: Ugh... Is it me or is it that an overwhelming smell of shit can be smelt...<br />Zee: Its not you... anyways, now we're in Bombay... lets call that snake king...<br />Jan: Hmm, ok, I call, I got auto roaming...<br /><br />Phone: The singtel mobile customer you've reach is unavailable, please try again later.<br /><br />Jan: His phone not on....<br />Zee: Eh wait... did it bloody just said Singtel?<br />Jan: Uh... wtf?<br />Zee: Call again try...<br />Jan: Ok...<br /><br />Phone: *Dial tone* *someone picks* Harlow, tharnkyu for corlling the parstamania delivery hortline, my name is Marli, hrow may I assist you?<br /><br />Zee &amp; Jan: .... ROFL!?<br /><br />Jan: So.... this Kiyomora Tairi gave us a fake number eh...? Wonder if he really can be trusted....<br /><br />???: Heheheh.... So you two have arrived....<br /><br />Zee: Who the...<br /><br />Ahni: i'm Ahni from the NYL army, I've been waiting for you two for a long time....<br /><br />Jan: Waiting for us?<br /><br />Ahni: So you haven't guessed? This Kiyomora Tairi thingy is all just a hoax, just to isolate you two and the HQ...<br /><br />Jan: Wha- Fuckin...<br /><br />Meanwhile, the HQ is under attack by Fluffytiger and a new general of the boii clan, teitei.<br /><br />Derrick: Shit... We kena attack... how sia marc?<br />Marc: That fucking ler, at this time of time still can sleep, no choice, must fight ourselves....<br />Morphling: Don't forget bout me!<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />Notice: The writer just remembered that Morphling's abilities and weapon haven't been told yet. His weapon is a dagger, and his abilities... Nah, I won't spoil you yet...<br />...<br />...<br />...<br /><br />~India~<br /><br />Zee: Damn you scheming bitch...<br />Ahni: Why thank you... Its me afterall, hehehehehehehehe....<br />Jan: Shit this... godmode, sword form!<br />Ahni: Hush on your temper, I shall not waste my time fighting you guys... Come forth, my loyal servant, Rexal!<br />-Ahni summons a humanoid creature with two big axes-<br />Ahni: Treat them well, Rexal.<br />-Ahni disappears-<br />Rexal: roarrrrr! Me kill puny humans!<br />Jan: Heh, stupid looking beast, die! First hustle, White moon!<br />-A circle appears around rexal, and a pillar of ice appears, trapping rexal inside-<br />Jan: Thats it i guess...<br />Zee: Wow, thats fast...<br />Rexal: Bwahahahahahaha... Ya think so?<br />Jan: What th-<br />-Rexal breaks the pillar of ice and jumps towards Jan-<br />Jan: Ugh, hes strong, Zee, some help here...<br />Zee: You sure? 1v1 matches is more fair...<br />Jan: But hes using two axes... I'm only using a sword now...<br />Zee: Sigh... Ok...<br />-Zee takes out his alternate weapon, a giant blade and attempted a slash at rexal-<br />Rexal: Bwahahaha, too slow!<br />-Rexal parries with his other axe-<br />Rexal: Now now, a 2v1 fight isn't that fair is it? I shall ask for some help I guess... *Whistles*<br />-A wyvern appears-<br />Rexal: hes called Ratlyos, go get him, Ratlyos (points towards Jan), and now, I shall take care of you personally, Giantblade guy....<br /><br />~Meanwhile, back at O-HQ~<br /><br />Marc: Damn, we can't hold them!<br />Derrick: They're strong but do not falter! Wait for creeps!<br />Marc: wth -.-....<br /><br />Fluffytiger: Wahahahahahahahahahahaa, Now its time for Obuaism to fall!<br />???: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<br /><br />-A really really loud soundwave hits the ground, killing 50 000 boiians<br />Boi-ian A: Is that who i think it is....?<br />Boi-ian B: Its... its... ITS OBUA!!! OBua has came to destroy us!<br /><br />Obua: Ehhhhhhhhh... Salvation has comed, my men, fight on!<br />Marc: Lord obua! You're not dead!<br />Obua: Ehhhhh, you mean the heart attack? Nah, the doctor wrote wrongly... He gave you the wrong diagnose results...<br />Derrick: Thanks god, you're alive, milord!<br />Obua: Ehhhhhh.... now let us counter-attack!<br />Morphling: Ugh... Gotta use my skill now...<br />-Morphling slashes both of his wrists-<br />Marc: Eh morphling!!! Wth you do? Don't emo!!!<br />Morphling: Don't worry... heh... emo blood blades!<br />-Morphling's blood come out as thou alive and turned into two board swords-<br />Morphling: Blood beam!<br />-Morphling does a slash action and waves of blood comes out to attack the enemy-<br />Marc: Then I shall not falter too!<br />-Marc starts blowing his horn buffing the others-<br />Derrick: Chiong ah!!!!<br />Obua: EHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH<br /><br />-With all their combined efforts, the boi-army got obliterated totally, and only teitei and fluffytiger managed to escape....<br /><br />Marc: Its a shame that they escaped... Sigh<br />Obua: EHhhhh, don't worry, theres always next time...<br />Derrick: Hold on... question, wheres morphling?<br />Marc: I wonder too...<br /><br />-In an ambulance-<br />Morphling: Kns.... lucky my heart pump blood fast... or i'll have died of blood loss... Must emo le...<br /><br />Next chapter: Zee/Jan's fight in India...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-6774635141273818116?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-47390996987472953592009-09-17T22:05:00.002+08:002009-09-17T22:25:25.109+08:00Obua - Boii United Alliance - Part A<br /><br />This happened recently...as the country was split into two between the Obua-ians and the Boii-ians. However, for some unknown reason, the fighting had stopped for awhile.<br /><br />Marc: Wa...bored sia...my horn getting dust in it already...I wanna go into battle now!<br />Jan: Siao ah...now peaceful time you don't want is it?<br />Zee: I wonder what happened...<br /><br />*Bang*..the HQ door flew open<br /><br />As the smoke clears...Fluffytiger was the one at the door!!<br /><br />Ler: Siao eh...come straight to us to fight eh?...you must be courting death! muahahahas...Hammer Crush!<br /><br />Fluffytiger: Tiger skin guard!<br />The hammer crush was blocked...and F.T stood there unmoved...<br /><br />Fluffytiger: I am not here to fight...I am here on as a ambassador...and attacking an ambassador is taboo...but I will let it go this time..<br /><br />Derrick: What you come here for boii-ian! If its a fight I will show you how much I have improved since our last encounter!<br /><br />Fluffytiger: ....our faction...the boii-ians...is on the verge of defeat!<br /><br />Obua-ians: Eh!!!???<br /><br />According the fluffytiger, an unknown force had struck the boii-ians by surprise and dealt a huge blow the the forces of boii-ians. Following the momentum, they struck like lightning and the boii-ians had a crushing defeat.<br /><br />Fluffytiger: Please help us...save us from this menacing force!<br /><br />Jan: Activate...information god mode!<br />Jan's body emitted light and a data array was produced. The information godmode is a mode which allows Jan to tap into information sources.<br /><br />Chup Li Ki (CLK forces)<br />5 leaders with an army size of approximately 120 000 and growing.<br />Territory size = 70% of Boii-ian territory.<br /><br />Zee: 70% was taken...in so short a time?<br />Fluffytiger: They are not normal...they are all old people and some are on wheelchair...we boii-ians have our pride and do not want to hurt them...they took advantage of us...<br /><br />Jan: Chay...old people only...fuck old people...I will crush them....<br />Ler: We are helping them?...if they GG...we happy leh.<br /><br />Obua: Ehhhhhh we will help them!<br />Obua appeared...help them?? What is he thinking!?<br /><br />To be continued...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-4739099698747295359?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-6089923034617323172009-09-17T21:14:00.003+08:002009-09-17T21:59:43.491+08:00oof, chapter 5<br /><br />~a third party~<br /><br />another usual afternoon, a week after jan's escape, at Obuaism HQ...<br /><br />marc: eh jan, so whats about this assasination attempt you came across last week?<br />jan: not sure, I only heard that (s)he was from some clan called the NYL clan... but this nyl clan sounds really familar, but not really sure where I heard it...<br />zee: hmm... nyl, ya i think i heard these initials before too...<br />marc: nude-young-ladies?<br />jan/zee/ler/derrick: shaddap la pervert...<br /><br />and so, the discussion goes on about this nyl clan, and of course, there were no clues...<br /><br />derrick took the time to go training...<br /><br />derrick: yarh!, hyah! *swinging his sword around*<br />ler: eh derrick, your fighting ability really like shit sia... maybe you're not suited to use a longsword?<br />derrick: then what should I use?<br />ler: eh... this... *takes out a lance*<br />derrick: very boring lei lance...<br />ler: hmm, how bout this? *ties a gun above the lance*<br />derrick: interesting... what is this called?<br />ler: err.... of course its called a gun-lance!<br />derrick: ok i'll use this...<br />-derrick receives new weapon class, gunlance-<br /><br />meanwhile... in the obuaism armory of the jz platoon<br /><br />zee: knn, where my lance go... i thought i left it in the armoury... jan, you got see my prized lance from nagamasa azai's tomb?<br />jan: dunno... my gun also missing... kaos... the prized gun i dugged up from magoichi saika's tomb...<br /><br />in another area of sin*apore... where the nyl clan hq is...<br /><br />guy with a gl face: hoppingmushroom, so how? g.g.d got defeated apparently by jan..<br />hoppingmushroom: kaos, glface, tell you call me hm liao... i also thinking la, didn't expect jan so strong to be able to defeat her...<br />glbin: i think its about time we had an alliance with the boii-ians... ahni, i'll leave this job of the alliance to you...<br />ahni: yes sire...<br /><br />-Boii-ian hq-<br /><br />boii-ian guard: What business do you have here eh girl?<br />ahni: i request an audience with your leader<br />boii-ian guard: our leader(boii) is semi-retired due to old age, and we have not chose a leader, can the commandant do?<br />ahni: if he is in charge of diplomacy, sure.<br /><br />-comandant's room-<br /><br />fluffytiger: I'm commandant fluffytiger of the boii-ians, whatdayawant?<br />ahni: I believe we share the same goal of destroying the obuaians, and as we have no conflicts inbetween us, i propose an alliance against obuaians.<br />fluffytiger: hmm... sounds nice... ok, I accept the alliance then.<br /><br />and so, the boii-ians and the nyl clan were allied.<br /><br />2 days later...<br />-obuaism hq-<br />morphling: eh siao liao la jan... latest news... boii-ians and nyl clan has been allied together...<br />jan: i know la... like since yesterday morning...<br />morphling: how come you know ahs?<br />jan: strait times got write -.-...<br />zee: so jan, how? nyl, i just remembered what these initial stands for... he must be here to take revenge...<br />jan: ya... nvm la, can win one...<br />marc: EHHHHHHH!!!! BAD NEWS!!!!<br />jan/zee: wtf? you wad? imitating our lord obua?<br />marc: nononononono.. siao liao, lord obua has passed on...<br />jan/zee: wtbfhbbqsauce, what in the blue hell happened?<br />marc: he choked when eating a pretzel and had a heart attack too...<br />jan/zee: shit... like that siao liao, sure will lose the war...<br />morphling(?): hear me, mortals...<br />jan/zee/marc: Wtf? you wad? siao ahs?<br />morphling(?): I'm not morphling, i'm just using his body... My name is Kiyomora Tairi.<br />jan: so are you a friend, or foe?<br />kiyomora tairi(in morphling's body): a friend... I've heard your lord has passed, but i know of a way to revive him, but to do this, we have to find a girl with the name of himoki as a sacrifice...<br />marc: eh... how old is that girl?<br />jan: shaddap la pedobua<br />marc: sorry sorry, i meant to say, will she die after the sacrifice?<br />kiyomora tairi: nope, its just a term, so she will not die...<br />zee: so how do we find this "Himoki" girl?<br />k.t.: that i don't know, but i've heard that a lady called "darji" may know...<br />marc: omg, an INDIAN!<br />jan: and so where can we find this "darji"?<br />k.t.: that i don't know, but i've heard that this guy "snakeking" may know...<br />zee: snakeking?<br />k.t: hes the king of snakes, as in because he has the knowledge of all the snakes in the world...<br />zee: i see... so where can we find him?<br />k.t: that i don't kn-<br />zee/jan: knnb la!!!! everything oso duno... you know what?<br />k.t: ok, i think hes in india...<br />zee/jan: fk la, india so big...<br />k.t: okok... bombay...<br />zee/jan: bombay also so big...<br />k.t: hold on, i give you his phone number...<br />jan: ok, finally... you can go now...<br />k.t: goodbye.<br />*kiyomora tairi leaves morphling's body*<br />zee: SHIT!<br />jan: what?<br />zee: he din't tell us how to use this Himoki to revive our lord!!!!<br />jan: ... siao liao....<br /><br />to be continued....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-608992303461732317?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-72851352117230323802009-09-01T21:55:00.002+08:002009-09-01T23:13:57.560+08:00The last chapter, Zee got injured for 6 matches, and the league cup is beginning... But the writer is really lazy to emphasize too much on the whole season... so here goes...<br /><br />League cup match... Huddersfield... Match ended Newcastle 4-3 Huddersfield<br /><br />Highlights for Newcastle(cause i dunno huddersfield got who pro...)<br /><br />23' Great shot by the Huddersfield striker, but Jan managed to deflect it, but mark, while trying to clear the ball with a diving header, ended up scoring a own goal....<br /><br />31' Nice dribbling by derrick, he passes over to Ler, Ler dribbles into the penalty area, what a violent slide by a Huddersfield defender... Its a penalty.... Ler and Amoebi stands behind the ball, thinking who should take it... Jan, comes to the front... He says he will take the shot... He shoots, what a goal! What a shot! It blasted thru the net! The first time i've ever seen that!<br /><br />42' A cross by the Huddersfield left winger, Marc with the clearance, he heads, it landed on the huddersfield striker, he shoots, Jan barely deflected it, Marc with the clearance again, the ball bounced off the huddersfield striker, its a goal!....<br /><br />44' Marc's name can be heard boo-ed from the crowd for causing the two own goals...<br /><br />45+2' Ler with a shot from outside the penalty with a great pass from colocinni, its a goal! What a shot!<br /><br />59' The huddersfield striker dribbles past marc, steven taylor moves up, what a slide, its a free kick to Huddersfield directly outside the penalty box... Its a dangerous position, and steven taylor gets the yellow card.... The huddersfield midfielder takes it... A great curve to the striker in the area, and what a header, its a goal!<br /><br />83' Derrick with the crossing, Amoebi heads, its a goal! 3-3! It has been an interesting match up til now!<br /><br />90' Seems like this match is going into extra time with 4 minute injury time...<br /><br />90+4' Its the last play now i guess, wha- Marc rushed out to the middle of the field, he tackles the midfielder, and he shoots directly from the middle of the field, the keeper can't catch it, ITS A GOAL!!!! WHAT A GOAL!!!! A MAGNIFICENT SHOT BY MARC!!!! FINALLY HE DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR NEWCASTLE!!!<br /><br />End of match- 4-3<br /><br />So after the league cup, newcastle had some wins and some losts, and eventually at the end of season, the won the championship and got promoted again, won the league cup against manutd 0-5(Away), Zee 15', 42', Ler 62', Jan 70', Derrick 90'<br /><br />in the league, top scorers in newcastle were- 1st- Ler, 33 goals, 2nd-Amoebi, 19goals, 5th- Zee, 15 goals<br /><br />The top 4 from each top league in that season...<br />EPL- 1st- Arsenal (78), 2nd- Chelsea(73) 3rd- Manchestercity(67), 4th- Liverpool(64)<br />Laliga- 1st- Barcelona(82), 2nd- Real Madrid (80), 3rd-Valencia(62), 4th-Sevilla(62)<br />Serie A- 1st- Juventus (78), Inter(71), AC Milan(70), Fiorentina(61)<br /><br />EPL- Relegated and promoted were...<br />Relegated- Portsmouth, Wolves, Birmmingham<br />Promoted- Newcastle, Middlesbrough, Petersbrough<br /><br />Then, Liverpool signed Obua as their manager as Rafa benitez, in the last season, did slightly badly without Xabi Alonso, getting 4th, and his reluctance to sell Lucas... The OOF got signed by liverpool as well as free transfers as they had no contracts and would follow obua. this season, Obua signed David Villa(valencia) as a new striker, with Reira going the other way with 25million euros, Phillip lahm(Bayern Munich) for 15million euros, Lucas was sold to Celtic for 1million euros, Aquillani was sold to Sevilla for 20million euros... Babel was sold to Werder Bremen for 4million euros, Itandje and Cavalieri were released to reduce cost. Benayoun was sold to Fulham for 6million euros, Voronin was sold to Hertha Berlin for 8million euros, Mascherano was sold to barcelona for 24million euros<br /><br />Other big name transfers- CR7, after a unsuccessful floppish spell in real madrid, with only five goals, all five from penalties gotten from diving, he returned to the EPL, Manchester city for 52 million Euros, Adriano(Ex inter player) to AS Roma on a free transfer, Trezeguet(Juventus) to Galatasaray for 13Million, Evra(Manutd)to manchester city for 22Million+Stephan Ireland, Vidic(Manutd) to Barcelona for 28million, Aguero(Atletico Madrid) to Arsenal for 40million, Ribery(Bayern) to Manchester city for 48 million, Roque Santa Cruz(Mancity) to Hamburg SV for 10 million, yaya toure(barcelona) to mancity for 18million euros,<br /><br />Liverpool line up<br /><br />GK- 1-Jan<br />LB- 3-Lahm<br />CB- 11-Marc<br />CB- 23-Carragher<br />RB- 2-Glen Johnson<br />LMF- 7- Derrick<br />RMF- 8-Gerrard<br />DMF- 15- Zee<br />CF(L)- 10- David Villa<br />CF(C)- 69- Ler<br />CF(R)- 9- Fernando Torres<br /><br />Subs<br />Reina<br />Agger<br />Skrtel<br />Insua<br />Kyut<br />Aurelio<br />N'Gog<br /><br />After Obua's entrance, a new beginning will be begun...<br /><br />The first match of Liverpool, vs Westham(Just a summary)<br /><br />6th second- Marc scored a goal, holy... its just 6 seconds, and its a goal! Replay- Ler passes to zee, and zee backpasses to mark, whos charging to the midfield from the beginning and he scored a magnificent and unexpected goal!<br /><br />Liverpool 1-0 Westham<br /><br />4th minute- Ler, dribbles past 4 players, and fakes a shoot, and passing it to torres and its a goal! what a quick goal! its just 4 minutes and its 2-0!<br /><br />Liverpool 2-0 Westham<br /><br />19th minute- Chalton Cole with a nice dribble, hes in shooting range, he shoots, what a shot, but jan saved it without any problems, what a save... That looked really destined for the net...<br /><br />27th minute- Zee with a long pass from midfield all the way to Villa, and villa with a side volley, what a goal!<br /><br />Liverpool 3-0 Westham<br /><br />40th minute- Zee with a pass to derrick, derrick dribbles up the wings, a nice cross, torres with the header, its a goal!<br /><br />Liverpool 4-0 Westham<br /><br />45th minute- A long-time-no-seen mistake from Marc, as he diving heads a ball into his own net after a closed range shot by Dean Ashton being deflected...<br /><br />Liverpool 4-1 Westham<br /><br />62th minute- Zee with the freekick, and its a goal!<br /><br />Liverpool 5-1 Westham<br /><br />70th minute- Zee with the corner, he kicks it.. Wh- its jan! He charged all the way from the other side and did a diving header, scoring a goal!<br /><br />Liverpool 6-1 Westham<br /><br />86th minute- Villa with a nice breakthru from a pass from gerrard, he shoots, Robert Green barely deflected it, its torres with the flying side volley and its a goal!<br /><br />Liverpool 7-1 Westham<br /><br />90+4 minute- Its full time<br /><br />What a complete domination of Liverpool against West ham, 7-1, its like the first time i've seen such a domination after Arsenal's 6-1 victory against everton last season....<br /><br />Tbc....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-7285135211723032380?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-50963861962664459482009-08-25T22:55:00.002+08:002009-08-25T22:58:05.458+08:00<h2>New Members Update</h2><br /><br />Obuaism welcome two new members officially!! Bringing our number to 6! Although its still small, we are making progress! One small step in number, one great step for Obuaism!<br /><br />New members:<br />Derek Lim<br />Chen MingYong<br /><br />May Obua bless them and may all christians die!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5096386196266445948?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-68295098228720290832009-08-25T21:50:00.002+08:002009-08-25T22:26:29.807+08:00Obua News Channel<br /><br />Date: 25/8/2009<br /><br /><br /><br />Missing Person Case: Boii<br />Boii have been missing in action for approximately a month, various sources had indicated that she might be missing for a long period of time. However, today at around 7.45pm, a reliable source had inform us that Boii is back at her usual spot, being chaffeur around by her bangala servent at blk 877. Where did boii disappeared to for this whole month? Following are the possible reasons:<br /><br />- H1N1<br />- Old folks home...too stinky and kena sent back<br />- Dead...ghost month now come back<br />- Other possible illness<br />- Followed a boy and ended up lost in another estate<br />- Someone threw her into a taxi and said "please send her to joo koon"<br /><br />Contest => Send in your most creative reasons why boii was missing for the month and the most creative reason will stand to win a cash prize of $200 and an Obua figerine. Send in your reasons t0 <a href="mailto:Missing_boii@obuaism.com">Missing_boii@obuaism.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-6829509822872029083?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-55858756229531892152009-08-25T01:40:00.002+08:002009-08-25T01:58:13.761+08:00Forbidden Love 4<br /><br />Jan went gave boii a kiss and went into boii's house. The rot aura did not hurt him at all, apparently boii had dropped her guard against Jan. The video was the proof that Jan had betrayed Obua and defected to boii's side being her gigolo...at least this was what the obua-ians thought.<br /><br />Jan: This is it!...I can do this alone...<br /><br />What is Jan plotting!?...he was in bed beside boii holding up his Sword in his sword mode. Is he gonna attack boii? Is the greatest rival of Obua gonna fall this instance? With a deep trust...the sword was embedded deep into boii's heart...<br /><br />Jan: Dead...or not...<br /><br />Upon boii's "death", the room swirled like it is in epic chaos, swirling and swirling and swirling...<br /><br />Jan: Hmm is this the sign of death?...I would gladly die if it is...<br /><br />Jan closed his eyes...prepared for whatever is coming....yes...a sound is coming...the end of boii's era is here...Jan can die without regrets. Come! the sound of punishment...<br /><br />???: Booooiiiii<br />Jan: Come again!?<br />???: Boooooiiii<br />Jan: thats not right...my ears are playing tricks on me right? hahahas<br />???: Booooiiii<br />Jan: I must be dreaming...hearing things....<br />???: Booiiii<br />Jan: Can you stop destroying my hope!!!!!!??<br /><br />Jan opened his eyes to see himself in a plain field. It was all an illusion set to test Jan's loyalty to boii and he failed...now death awaits him...<br /><br />Boii: boooiii...do youuuu thiiinnnk yooouuuu caaaannnn kiiillll meeee soooo easiiillly?<br />Jan: Talk faster....almost fell asleep lah..<br />Boii: I...yooouuu<br />Jan: What?<br />Boii: I...yoooouuuu<br />Jan: talking faster doesn't mean skipping the words in between...<br />Boii: I WILL Free you!<br />Jan: hahas free me...like hell you will!!<br />Boii: Go...and never return...<br /><br />Jan ran away...back to obua's hq...explained everything to them...but...<br /><br />Marc: What you talking about?<br />Ler: Siao ah...you tried to bed boii??<br />Derrick: -switch ah?<br />Jan: huh? yesterday you all tried to kill me leh...thought I go over to that side<br />Marc: No leh...yesterday I was in town on my off day<br />Ler: I was on a mission wor...<br />Derrick: I was here...never see you whole day leh paiseh...<br />Jan: (So I was in that dream all along...thank goodness...I didn kiss boii hahas!!!)<br /><br />A sound came into Jan's mind...<br /><br />boii: you really think you never kiss me?? I will in your mind for a looong time...<br />Jan: ARGGGHH!!!<br /><br />Jan banged his head on the wall...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5585875622953189215?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-73534546381003514312009-08-23T12:53:00.002+08:002009-08-23T16:48:03.625+08:00Typical Day of OOF<br /><br />Derrick Obuaism Tactical Attack! 2<br /><br />Derrick: paiseh Guys...I finally coded the AIs!! Now we can play DOTA le.<br />Zee: Cool sia...i looking forward to it<br />Derrick: I also complete all our skills and descriptions le, here as follows:<br /><br />Zee<br />Dual Blades - level 1<br />42 - 48<br />Range - Melee<br />Str - 18 + 1.6<br />Agi - 27 +2.4 Primary<br />Int - 15 + 1.6<br />Skills<br />Double slash - Deals double damage upon cooldown<br />20/15/10/5<br />Hurricane Slash - Deal damage in an aoe around zee, damage/cd improve per level<br />100 damage/40s<br />175 damage/35s<br />250 damage/30s<br />300 damage/25s<br />Hastega - Increase speed of friendly units in a 300 AOE for a period of time<br />10% Ms/10s<br />20% Ms/20s<br />30% Ms/30s<br />40% Ms/40s<br />Demonization - Increase atk speed tremendously for a 25 sec<br />60 atk speed<br />80 atk speed<br />100 atk speed<br /><br />Jan<br />Sns - level 1<br />50-52<br />Range - Melee<br />Str - 18 + 2.0<br />Agi - 22 + 2.2<br />Int - 18 + 2.0<br />Skills<br />Flash Bomb - Stun all enemies in Jan's line of sight<br />0.5s/1s/1.5s/2s<br />30s cd<br />Block - Block an enemy's attack totally upon cd (passive)<br />30s/20s/10s/5s<br />Multislash - Slashes an enemy X times at max attack speed<br />3 times/5 times/6 times/7 times<br />30s<br />Summon : Lebuatain - Summon a mythical beast creating torrents in a 600 aoe (200 dmg + 2 sec torrent)<br />160/110s/60s<br /><br />Ler<br />Hammer - level 1<br />62 - 82 (average attack speed)<br />Range - Melee<br />Str - 30 + 3.1<br />Agi - 10 + 1.2<br />Int - 12 + 1.4<br />Skills<br />Head lock slam - Swing the hammer and slam the floor for a 1.5 sec stun in 200 aoe<br />100/150/225/300 dmg<br />30s cd<br />Mighty Swing - Swing the hammer every hit to hit enemies<br />20%/30%/40%/50% cleave<br />Bangaelah Killer - For every bangaelah killed (A type of nc), gain strength<br />0.1/0.2/0.3/0.4 str gain<br />Bloody Desert - unleash the wrath of bloodlord, dealing damage in an AOE<br />100/120/140 damage per corpse.<br />150s cd<br /><br />Marc<br />Horn - Level 1<br />58 - 65<br />Range - 150<br />Skills<br />Curaga - Heal units in an aoe<br />100/150/225/300 heal<br />30s cd<br />Sonic Wave - Pushes enemies aside in a 300 aoe<br />75/125/175/200 damage<br />50/40/30/20s cd<br />Spell sheild - sheild friendly allies in a 300 aoe against 300 spell damage<br />Lasts 10/15/20/25s<br />100 mana<br />Song of Death - All enemies on map take damage from hearing this melody<br />225/350/460 damage<br />120s cd<br /><br />Derrick<br />Long sword - level 1<br />80 - 100<br />Range - 200<br />Skills<br />Coup De Vent - Blast a line in front of Derrick<br />300/400/500/600 damage<br />Mighty Cut - chance to one hit ko<br />96/97/98/99% chance<br />Ownage Stats - For every creep or hero killed<br />1 to each stats/3 to each stats/5 to each stats/7 to each stats<br />Elora Cause - Damage all enemies on the map and stuns for 2 sec<br />400/600/800/1000 damage<br /><br />.....<br />Jan: Hold on a second...how come Derrick so imbal de??<br />Zee: 99% one hit kill...anything issit?<br />Marc: I spam derrick!!<br />Derrick: Eh...need password then can use hahas paiseh<br />Jan/Marc/Zee/Ler: Don't want play la...imbal<br />Derrick: Ok ok...i go remake my hero....oh..btw i haven't make opponent got skills<br /><br />.....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-7353454638100351431?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-30351006213139697242009-08-21T01:46:00.003+08:002009-08-23T12:53:12.099+08:00Typical Day of the OOF<br /><br />Derrick Obuaism Tactical Attack!<br /><br />Derrick: hey guys, I made a new computer game lei...<br />Jan: so shiok!? I go take my Vaio laptop<br />Zee: I go take my Apple Macbook<br />Marc: I go take my Compaq laptop<br />Ler: I go take my Acer laptop<br />Derrick: Wa...knn i only have Dell...-.-<br /><br />Derrick: Alright, I made this very nice game...is called Derrick's Obuaism Tactical Attack! Or DOTa for short.<br />Derrick: Choose your character model<br />Jan: wow, looks good...choose character...wa got me ah!? I choose Zee ba!<br />Zee: I take Derrick ba...cause somehow he look the most handsome inside...most human...<br />Marc: Why am I a Pig?<br />Ler: I love pig!!! I take hahahas<br />Marc: Left ler for me lor...<br />Derrick: I take Jan<br /><br />Derrick: hehe ready le ma? ok...i check got who ah...-ma<br />Fluffytiger (level 1)<br />boii-ian (level 1)<br />Gaogaode (level 1)<br />boii-ian (level 1)<br />boii-ian (level 1)<br /><br />Ler (Marc): I want buy this item call healing ring, where ar??<br />Derrick (Jan): Ah...I ping show u...around here...see this big head person he sell<br />Ler (Marc): k...<br />A few minutes later...<br />Marc have been killed by Boii<br /><br />Marc (Ler): fuck you lah...got me killed...<br />Derrick (Jan): Don't go to boii...she is the big boss...<br />Jan (Zee): whats this?...my first skill is call Kaboom...i try<br />Zee has killed himself<br />Jan (zee): What the hell!?<br /><br />Marc (ler): Ok I go to this lane beside this wierd structure wait ah?<br />Derrick (Jan): correct, then your opponent will come out...<br />20 minutes later....<br /><br />Zee (Derrick): Eh...fed up liao lah...fluffytiger they all wont come out de...<br />Derrick (Jan): Ya...correct...<br />Jan (Zee): huh?? why?<br />Derrick (Jan): Cause I haven't code any AI for this game ma...<br />Zee/Jan/Marc/Ler: .......fuck you lah derrick...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-3035100621313969724?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-66975114987934035542009-08-20T14:58:00.000+08:002009-08-20T15:08:36.884+08:00ok... since jen wrote a hidden power, gotta steal this one from him...<br /><br />But this one is serious de, no comedy, unlike his post<br />hidden power chapter 2<br /><br />Jan<br />Age: 19<br />Weapon: SnS<br />Potential: Really really uber high<br />Current strength: Average normally, but have a special ability which he uses when he fights.<br />Bio: A crazy guy. He joined obuaism along with zee as the first 2 disiples, and is a part of the JZ army. He was a fearsome fighter before, but lost his fighting skills due to some reason, but after going to the boiis army in amesia, he gained a new ability- God mode.<br /><br />Ability: God Mode<br /><br />God mode is a special ability which transforms Jan into several forms.<br />One we have seen is the Fist form- In Oof chapter 4, vs g.g.d<br />there are a few more, one of them we heard of is called the sword form, which he will hold a pure white sword, which uses ice abilities.<br /><br />Jan seems to be using this form like no one's business since then, and people were jealous bout his ability as he can use his ability without having much side effects and limit, but little did they know....<br /><br />Whenever Jan uses Godmode, he will constipate for 3 days, and in that 3 days, if he uses godmode again, he will have constipation+constant stomachache.<br /><br />~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-6697511498793403554?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-39403517773178580832009-08-20T13:54:00.004+08:002009-08-20T15:44:19.086+08:00Oof, chapter 4- Search<br />Note: this chapter is really long and a little lame, trust me, not much comedy -z<br /><br />Marc: Knn... jan disappear for 2weeks le lei...<br />Derrick: Ya lor... search rune search so long...<br />Ler: maybe he kena techie bomb....<br />Zee/Marc: ....-.-<br /><br />Obua: Ehhhh, jan haven come back?<br />OO4: Nope<br />Obua: Ehhh... then you all still here doing what?<br />Marc: Dunno..... We thinking of how lor...<br />Obua: Ehhh.... knnbccb, go find him la, think think think.... no brain ah<br />Ler: But lord, we dunno where to search from lei....<br />Obua: Ehh...ok.... i teach you... you call every house ask....<br />Ler: How? we dunno the numbers....<br />Obua: Ehhh..... use this!<br /><br />Obua throws a big yellow book out, called the yellow pages<br /><br />Marc: Wa.... what is this?<br />Obua: Ehhh.... yellow pages la, all the phone number in singapore all here<br />Ler: Oh...<br />Obua: Ehhh... Marc, you d-..<br />Marc: Ei paiseh, i today off day bb i go sleep liao<br />Obua: Ehh, wt- ok, ler you call a to g, derrick you call h to r, zee, do s to z<br />Oo3: ugh... ok....<br /><br />And the 3 obuaians started calling...<br /><br />Ler: Hello, this is obuaism's Marc calling, we're looking for a guy called jan, have you seen him? if you see him, please bring him to the information counter thank you.<br /><br />Derrick: Hello, paiseh disturb, i'm Derrick calling from obuaism, looking for a guy called jan... eh? rong number ahs? ok... paiseh...<br /><br />Zee: Hello... You have been cursed with 20 days of bad luck... how bad? walk pass road kena car bang, walk under hdb kena flowerpot. If you want to break the curse, find this guy called jan and send him to obuaism hq and you'll be free from the curse.<br /><br />.......<br />Meanwhile<br />.......<br /><br />Boii: boii... where that jan disappear?<br /><br />Jan has escaped from the boii hq, after suddenly remembering his identity... who knows how he suddenly remember, i'm just the writer, not him...<br /><br />~In the forest, time- 12.00am~<br />Jan: *huff, huff...* knn, scary... din thought i'll be studying under her... sialah scary....<br />???: Are you tired?<br />Jan: *huff...* Wh- who are you??<br /><br />Jan sees a girl in red with an umbrella, no more than 16 years of age, quite tall and really slender, but her face can't be seen.<br /><br />???: I'm just a girl living in this part of the forest... Are you thirsty?<br />Jan: *huff* Ya.... you got water ahs?<br />???: Yes...<br />Jan: gimme one....<br /><br />The girl hands jan a bottle of ice mountain<br /><br />Jan: Thanks ahs....<br />???: That'll be $500SGD<br />Jan: *Spits out the water* WTF!????? SO EX!???<br />???: Not enouf money?.... hehe......<br />~~~<br /><br />Mean while....<br /><br />~Obuaism hq, 12:30am~<br />Marc: Eh derrick.... i have a bad feeling about jan's disappearance lei... scared he die....<br />Derrick: Aiya, he check rune only.... we call all the houses in sg liao oso no one say got see him...<br />Marc: ... sua, i still feel unconfortable.... i wan go find him...<br />Derrick: then i come along ba... (Hopefully can learn something...)<br /><br />~In potong pasir, 1.00 am~<br /><br />Marc and derrick walked into the plains... but was ambushed by the 7 demons<br /><br />Kan: Hehehe... you're all gonna die....<br />Marc: Shit..... kena surrounded... how sia... i can't blow my horn like that.... they sure kill me before that....<br />Derrick: I got idea....<br />Marc: No -hhn!!!!<br />Derrick: dun worry la... -lm!(long mode)<br />Marc: huh? i feel i have more vitality!<br />Derrick: quickly blow that horn!, lm makes your defence higher as well as opponents de, u blow hao lao tell me....<br /><br />And so, mark lift-ed his new horn- Gabriel's horn and blew into it, increasing the combat abilities of both of them.<br /><br />Marc: Done liao<br />Derrick: ok, -em!(easymode) chiong!<br /><br />Marc and Derrick rushed their 7 opponents and brutalised them badly, and after the battle, the 7 bodys were never found in full.<br /><br />~~~~~<br />Back to jan....<br /><br />Jan: Er.... (i have bad feeling bout this... hold on.... can she be....) hold on, you hvn reply my question....<br />???: What question?<br />Jan: Whats your name?<br />???: People call me gaogaode<br />Jan: What kinda name is gaogaode?<br />g.g.d: Dunno, some weird race i think....<br />Jan: And that race love to rip people off money?<br />g.g.d: Ya.... So you paying the $500?<br />Jan: Err... Can refund?<br />G.g.d: You drink liao norh... must pay...<br />Jan: Hmm, if i make it full again can refund?<br />G.g.d: how?<br />Jan: Brb.... i go make it full again<br /><br />Jan then goes behind the bushes and filled the bottle with pee<br /><br />Jan: There, full liao<br />g.g.d: hold on... how come full again?<br />Jan: Magic!<br />g.g.d: eh teach me!<br />Jan: Only if you lead me out of this forest<br />g.g.d: you wan know? but i don't think you'll understand wor...<br />Jan: I'm a phd holder(poly halfway dropout actualy...), try me....<br />g.g.d: ok.... from here, go straight, turn left, then left again, then right, then left, then right, then turn right again<br />Jan: Ok.... thanks...<br />g.g.d: eh, you understand?<br />Jan: Ya, told you i phd le wad...(actually i don't...)<br />g.g.d: then good luck getting out<br />Jan: Eh w8w8.... actually i don't understand....<br />g.g.d: Ok, i'll show you the exit.... on one condition<br />Jan: What is it?<br />g.g.d: I'm desperate<br />Jan: Eh...(wa got free girl fuck... good sia...) but do where?<br />g.g.d: My house....<br />Jan: Ok!!<br />g.g.d: hehehes.....<br /><br />The 2 started to make way to g.g.d's house... but on the way, jan saw something, which freaked him out...<br /><br />Jan: y..y...yo..you're a g...g.gghost!!!!<br />g.g.d: shit, knn, how come like that oso let u see, nabei, since you know, i'll have to kill you... hehehehehhee....<br /><br />g.g.d then became taller and taller and she was around 2x jan's height, and her claws came out of her red robe<br /><br />Jan: Shit... wth are you sia....<br />g.g.d: I'm g.g.d, officer of the nyl clan, i'm sent to assassinate you, but to think you manage to figure out....<br />Jan: Ugh... *pulls out his weapon* i don't wanna hit a girl... but i will not treat u as one!<br /><br />and the 2 started fighting.<br />g.g.d's claws were really sharp and were like swords, and jan is struggling...<br /><br />Jan: shit... i'm gonna die here....<br />g.g.d: die now!<br /><br />g.g.d unleashed her strongest attack, creating 10 beams, one from each of her claws and fired at Jan.<br />Jan managed to block it, but was severely injured....<br /><br />Jan: Ugh.... I will not accept this...<br />g.g.d: Accept what?<br />Jan: I WILL NOT LOSE TO A BITCH!!!!!!!!! WRAHHHHHH!!!!<br /><br />Suddenly, a glow of light burst out, and jan became to transform. his sword and shield both turned into arms, with the left one being a shield and the right one being a white fist.<br /><br />Jan: Transformation complete... Godmode- Fist form!<br />g.g.d: wtf!? nabei, you think wad, powerranger ah, dying liao still can transform.... nvm still will die! *fires the 10 beams again*<br />Jan: Heh, easy.... *blocks the beams with the shield arm*<br />g.g.d: Wtf!?<br />Jan: My turn...<br /><br />Jan suddenly appears infront of g.g.d and focused all his strength on a single punch, and punched her in the solar plexus<br /><br />Jan: La mu*rte...<br /><br />In an instant, g.g.d was defeated....<br />Jan reverted back and became really weak...<br />The forest became a plains and Jan noticed he was at Punggol, as the forest was a illusion created by g.g.d.<br /><br />g.g.d: I'll remember this... ugh...<br /><br />g.g.d managed to escape<br /><br />Jan: Shit... nvm.. time to return...<br /><br />And jan returned to the HQ<br /><br />~Obuaism HQ, 6am~<br /><br />Ler: You're back, jan!<br />Marc: Ya, where you go sia, tot you die liao<br />Derrick: ya lor, by techies' mines....<br />Zee: good to have you back...<br />Jan: Thx<br />Obua: Ehhh... Jan, you come back liao ahs...<br />Jan: Ya...<br />Obua: Ehh... how come u disappear? Where you go?<br />Jan: Eh.. w8 ahs... *whispers: derrick, can -hhn?"<br />Derrick: -hhn<br />: ehh... wtf? where my name go?<br />: kaos.. this again...<br />:boiiiiiiiiii<br />: i was hunting ghosts<br />: i slept with boii last night!!!<br />: WTF!?<br />: who said the last 2nd phrase!?<br />: ehhh... knnb, i'll gonna kill all of you!!!<br /><br />And so, was another day in the obuaism hq....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-3940351777317858083?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-1309678299497451162009-08-20T00:16:00.002+08:002009-08-20T01:05:35.702+08:00<span style="color:#000000;">Jen Production Presents....<br /><br />A Obua Orginal Five Project....<br /><br />Hidden Powers...Chapter 1<br /><br />Derrick<br /><br />Age: 19<br />Weapon: Long Sword<br />Ability: ???<br />Potential: MAX<br />Current Strength: Low<br /><br />Derrick joined Obua as his fifth disciple and wields a long sword. In his battle against Fluffytiger of Boii's side, he struggled against him. However, he has a set of abilities which outshines alot of people...<br /><br />Flashback...<br /><br />Derrick: okok... -hhn<br />:ok.. eh hold on... where did my name go?<br />:.... wtf?:rofl...:obua is gay!!<br />:EHHHHHHHHH:?????<br />:boiiiiii......:....<br />:eh can revert?<br />:dunno got command or not...<br />:nevermind, i'll call the writer...<br /><br />Even though derrick himself only uses this ability for fun, it is a strong ability...<br /><br />Evidence:<br />In a battle between Marc, and a Boii-ian defence freak general...<br /><br />Marc: You bastard...how come your defence so high!? hack ah?<br />Derrick: he use whosyourdaddy lah...<br />Boii-ian: Hahas...even though I have no offence...I am invulnerable to your attack<br />Marc: I will use my strongest attack, Horntail Beam!<br />Boii-ian: (What power...I will have to use...) Ion Armor Max!<br />....No effect....<br />Marc: (Have to recharge)<br />Boii-ian: (Have to recharge)<br />Marc: uh huh! I see...your ion armor max need to cooldown hor?<br />Boii-ian: you found out? so what? your beam also need recharge what!<br />Marc: Damn...<br />Derrick: Allow me to help...command technique! -wtf! Now your attacks no need to cooldown!!<br />Marc: Hahas...boii-ian...now my attack no need to cooldown...your so dead!?<br />Boii-ian: ....<br />HT Beam...ISM!...HT Beam!...ISM...HT Beam!...ISM...<br />Marc: eh derrick what the hell!?<br />Derrick: well -wtf is powerful...but it affects the enemies as well...-.-...well gtg...i pp liao...bb<br /><br />In a battle between Jan and unknown...<br /><br />Jan: Wah sien sia...don't know how many are there...scary...<br />Derrick: allow me to help...command technique..-ma! Reveal!<br /><br />Boii-ian (level 1)<br />Grasshopper<br />Cat<br />Grasshopper<br />Dog<br />Commoner<br />Cockroach<br />Ant<br />Ant<br />Ant<br />Ant<br />Ant<br />Ant<br />Ant<br />Ant<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Jan: Stop it!...why so many useless things...zzz...<br /><br />In a battle between Derrick and Boii-ian Lieutanent<br /><br />Derrick: Waaa attack you!<br />boii-ian: Not pain...=p..attack you back!<br />Derrick: Not pain XP...ok I make you feel pain...-em! Reduce defence!...slash!<br />boii-ian: Machiam pain!!! slash you back!!!<br />Derrick: holyshit pain like dog sia!!!!!!!<br /></span><p><span style="color:#000066;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;">Although his ability is strong...he is not good at it....</span></p></span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#000066;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-130967829949745116?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-29039652651936802652009-08-19T02:44:00.000+08:002009-08-19T03:27:12.028+08:00New story- ~The Legend of the OOF players~<br /><br />Note: This story is totally fictional and does not relate anything to the real world, just the setup of the teams and players and future transfers are. There will be many fictional characters too...<br /><br />Chapter 1- Prelude<br />It was the year 2009, the new season is starting.<br />Many teams were reinforcing their teams with new signings, like real madrid, with their massive money bid on cristiano ronaldo, kaka and benzema, and the eto'o/ibrahimovic swap between barcelona and inter milan...<br /><br />In the infamous EPL, teams are spending lots of money on transfers as its one of the biggest league in the world, dominated by liverpool, chelsea, manchester united, and arsenal.<br /><br />In the past season, one of the previous better teams of the EPL, Newcastle, got relagated, and due to that, many top players have left the team...<br /><br />Desprate, Mike Ashley was looking for a manager, a very good one at that too, and a man named Obua was signed as the new manager, with the assistant manager being the ex-caretaker, Chris hughton. Obua then brought in with him 5 players, which no one ever heard before. <br />-Zee, a 17 year old utility player, who favors the attacking midfield role.<br />-Jan, a 19 year old goalkeeper, who can also play in defence.<br />-Marc, a 17 year old defender, a huge defender, slow but steady.<br />-Ler, a 17 year old striker, agressive and have a strong shot, good acceleration too<br />-Derrick, a 19 year old midfielder, usually playing in the wings<br /><br />These 5 players brought in were a shock to the team, as they never thought they're able to play at a high level in their age.<br /><br />It was the start of the season.<br />Obua readied the tactic which is a 4-4-2 diamond formation for the first game, against West Brom. It was the very first game that he ever managed, and the first professional football game for the five youngsters. <br /><br />-Formation-<br />GK-Jan<br />LB-Enrique<br />CB-Marc<br />CB-Steven Taylor<br />RB-Ryan Taylor<br />DMF-Coloccini<br />LMF-Derrick<br />AMF-Zee<br />RMF-Jonas Guiterrez<br />CF-Ler<br />CF-Shola Amoebi<br />Subs<br />1-GK-Harper<br />2-DF-Danny Simpson<br />3-DF-Tamas Kadar<br />4-MF-Guthire<br />5-MF-Geremi<br />6-MF-Nolan<br />7-FW-Andy Carroll<br /><br />-The matchup-<br />It was against West Brom, and 5 players in Newcastle are set to make their debut. 5 youngster to be exact... How will they perform?<br /><br />4' West brom had a chance to attack, nice pass by greening and a shot by ishmael miller, but sadly, a great save by Jan.<br /><br />9' West brom with another chance to attack, but nice tackle by Marc.<br />9' Marc sends the ball over to derrick, and from the side, a pass to Zee, and he passes to Ler, Ler with a shot from outside the penalty box, its a goal!<br /><br />10' WBA 0-1 Newcastle<br /><br />26' So far nothing much exciting after that goal by Ler, oh hold on, I see marc sitting down in the penalty box!?...<br /><br />37' Its a nice play by Greening, a good pass to ishmael miller whos in the penalty box, can he score?<br />37' Marc gets up on his feet in shock and does a slide, what a challange, and its a yellow card for Marc and its a penalty!<br /><br />38' Goal! West brom capitalized the match with a goal with that penalty, a goal by Greening<br />38' WBA 1-1 Newcastle<br /><br />43' Its a horrible foul by Steven Taylor, and its a penalty!, another penalty in 5minutes.<br />44' Jonathan Greening is taking the shot again... What a save, great save by Jan, its as thou he knows where the ball will go.<br /><br />45+3' Half time<br /><br />~In the locker room~<br />Jan: Walao... what u doing sia marc, cost us one goal lei...<br />Marc: Sorry la...<br />Jan: Aiya sua, dun bloody sit in the field again...<br />Marc: Ok...<br />Jan: Eh ler, you bloody eat 16 curry puffs liao u sure can play bo, later u play halfway u vomit then u noe...<br />Ler: Don't worry la... still got my chicken cutlet and chicken chop haven come...<br />Derrick: Eh jan, later remember use fissure block the goalpost...<br />Jan/Ler/Marc/Zee: LAME!!! -.-'''<br />Derrick: paiseh la....<br /><br />And so, the 2nd half started<br /><br />46' A nice play by derrick from the wings, he crosses in, zee with the header, aw, nice save by the keeper.<br /><br />58' Its a substitution for the striker, Andy Carroll coming in for Ler... Apparently he has a stomachache...<br /><br />Jan: knn... told him not to eat so much liao....<br /><br />67' ishmael miller with the nice dribble, er... and in the penalty box, marc is sleeping!?.... miller shoots, jan with the desperate save, oh no, the ball rebounds onto marc and its an own goal...<br /><br />Marc: uhh?...<br /><br />68' WBA 2-1 Newcastle<br /><br />Zee: Damnit la marc, wtf u doing...<br />Marc: Sorry la, people tired...<br />Zee: ...<br /><br />69' Marc is substituted for geremi, who will play in DMF and coloccini will be playing CB<br /><br />72' Jan goes out of the penalty area, dribbling pass 3 players, and from halfcourt, he does a shot, oh sadly it hits the pole, hold on, its shola amoebi with the poach, its a goal!<br /><br />73' WBA 2-2 Newcastle<br /><br />90+2' A foul 23m away from the post by west brom, seems like Zee will be taking this free kick... He moves back a little, with a beckam style freekick pose, he kicks the ball, beautiful curve into the area, and its received by Derrick, who does a bicycle shoot and its a goal!! What a goal!! in such dramatic fashion...<br /><br />90+2' WBA 2-3 Newcastle<br /><br />90+3' Its the end of the game, what a game for Newcastle, they'll take the 3 points here.<br /><br />Results<br />WBA 2-3 Newcastle<br />Scorers: WBA-Greening(Pen)38', own goal(marc)68', Newcastle-Ler 10', Amoebi 73', Derrick 90+3'<br />MOTM: Jan, He may have conceded 2 goals, he saved a penalty and several goal-looking shots<br />Flop: Marc, too lazy, thou he made a few good plays...<br /><br />So after this match, newcastle played with a few other teams<br />results are as follows(will only state scorers of Newcastle<br /><br />Newcastle 3v0 Reading, Scorers: Shola Amoebi 6', 52', Ler 82' MOTM: Derrick(2 assists)<br />Newcastle 4v1 Sheffield Wed, Scorers: Ler 23', 51', Zee 38'(FK), Jonas Guiterrez 77' MOTM: Zee(scored a 37m freekick and 2 assists)<br />Crystal Palace 1v1 Newcastle, Scorers: Derrick 84', MOTM: Derrick(1 goal and great playing despite draw), Zee injured 12'(Violent slide from 2 sides, both player gets yellow card, out for 6 matches at least)<br /><br />Newcastle now, with Zee out, is definately having problems as hes like the control tower of the team, how will they fare the next 6 matches out?<br /><br />Next chapter, League Cup begins<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-2903965265193680265?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-49586643559025516582009-08-18T22:18:00.000+08:002009-08-18T22:43:23.377+08:00OOF, Chapter...3 i think<br /><br />After a long hiatus, we shall return to the OOF story.<br /><br />The last chapter was "Return", where ler returned to the oof after "betraying", and gained a new power, oboiizard.<br /><br />Chapter 3 - Loss<br /><br />Its another sunny day where our heroes were having a great time slacking as usual at the OOF playground.<br /><br />Jan: Ughh.... sibei sien... damn tired, just finish exam...<br />Marc: Exam? what exam?<br />Jan: Eh... I also dunno wor, siao liao... my memory going bad sia...<br />Zee: Must be the side effects of overstudying...<br />Marc: I know... I damn hungry now, lets go makan!<br />Derrick: Where got food?? Bottom lane?<br />Zee/Jan/Marc/Ler: -.-''....<br /><br />And so, the heroes went for lunch at a coffee shop... But little did they know, that this coffee shop was a boii territory...<br /><br />Jan: Eh ler... kaos, what ur stomach made of?<br />Ler: Err.. Duno...<br />Jan: Kao eh, see you eat i damn no mood eat liao -.-<br />Ler: Ok wad, i ate 2 bowls of wanton mee, 1 chicken cutlet, 1 chicken chop, 1 pork chop, 1 spring chicken, 4 siew mais, 16 pratas, 5 murtabaks, 3 nasilemaks and 26 curry puffs only wad...<br />Jan: .... Ugh, sua, i go take a walk.<br /><br />And as jan took a walk, he was ambushed by boii-ians, the 7 demons army, which consists of 7 strong soldiers- Kan, ni, na, bu, chao, ji, bye.<br /><br />Jan: ... can't i f****** have a moment of peace!?.... *draws out his golden eclipse*<br />Jan: .... shit.... i forgot how to use this... wtf?<br /><br />And jan got totally owned by the 7demon army without even hitting them...<br />7demons: we shall bring him back to the HQ...<br /><br />Meanwhile, in the coffee shop...<br />Zee: Where jan go sia... <br />Derrick: checking rune maybe<br />Zee: eh derrick, enough of your dota references la...<br />Derrick: okok... -hhn<br />:ok.. eh hold on... where did my name go?<br />:.... wtf?<br />:rofl...<br />:obua is gay!!<br />:EHHHHHHHHH<br />:?????<br />:boiiiiii......<br />:....<br />:eh can revert?<br />:dunno got command or not...<br />:nevermind, i'll call the writer...<br /><br />.........<br /><br />Zee: ok... wtf, who said obua is gay?<br />Marc/Derrick/Ler: Dunno...<br />Zee: Well... Whatever, lets go back to HQ and wait for jan's return...<br /><br />Little did the OOF know, that Jan is currently in the HQ of the Boii-ians...<br /><br />Kan: Heheheheh, lord fluffytiger, we have captured one of the OOF...<br />Fluffytiger: muahahahahaa.... goooooood.... So who do we have here?<br />Jan: ....?<br />Fluffytiger: so i see, you're jan<br />Jan: Jan....? Whos that... Who're you? Why am i here? What am i doing here? Where am i? How did i get here?... hold on.... WHO AM I????<br /><br />Kan:*whispers* It seems he lost his memories....<br />Fluffytiger: ... any fool can see that... fool...<br />Fluffytiger: Ok, you, you're Jan, and you're a general of the Boii army<br />Jan: Is that right?... oh ok...<br />Fluffytiger: i'll train you to fight then, the art of the boii-ians...<br />Boii: Boii.... hold on....<br />Fluffytiger: Wh.. Oh its you master... What do you want?<br />Boii: Boii... I want to train that guy personally...<br />Fluffytiger: .... As you wish master...<br /><br />And thus, Jan got trained by boii in the arts of fighting in the boii-ian army... Will this mark the beginning of the end of the oof?.... stay tuned....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-4958664355902551658?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-47152032147154495532009-08-15T23:47:00.002+08:002009-08-16T00:06:33.977+08:00<h2>Forbidden Love 3</h2><br /><br />It is a typical day in the HQ of obuaism where the members are all hanging out. The world is so peaceful nowadays as Boii did not seem to be causing any trouble recently. No one knows why...<br /><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Obua: "Ehhh Jan, can help me go slay a monster or not?"</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">Jan: "You don't know I every tuesday not free de meh?...sorry ahx"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Since recently, Jan had been going out every tuesday on the dot. No one knows where he goes and what he did outside. Highly suspicious..</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: "I agree with the narrator, very suspicious sia..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc: "Wa...off day leh...let him go where he want lah..."</span><br /><span style="color:#660000;">Ler: " Follow him lah...nothing to do also..."<br /></span><span style="color:#6633ff;">Derrick: "Very bad leh...but I agree...lets go!"</span><br /><span style="color:#6633ff;"></span><br />So the four man party follow Jan out to his little secret. They followed him all the way to tampines...a boii-dominant area.<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: "What Jan doing here sia...crazy...care hor...b if u see boii...dun tio gank"</span><br /><span style="color:#660000;">Ler: "Ya...hug each other, don't tio backstab!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc: "I see some of the guards mia...care hor..."<br /></span><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: "I go take rune!"<br /></span><span style="color:#009900;">Zee, Ler, Marc: "Huh? what rune?"</span><br /><span style="color:#009900;"></span><br />So they continued to follow Jan while being cautious against any boii-ians' ambush. Ironically, Jan walked on the streets openly yet no boii-ians attack him.<br /><br />Jan finally stopped outside an apartment, and rang the doorbell. What happened after that was WTFOMGBBQ!.....<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: "Ok, I must be dreaming...wake up wake up!"<br /></span><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc: "I fainting liao...someone hold me..."<br /></span><span style="color:#660000;">Ler: </span><span style="color:#660000;">LMAO Omg...!#$*%^&amp;*<br /></span><span style="color:#6600cc;">Derrick: "-switch lolx!"</span><br /><span style="color:#333399;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">That evening...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: "Oi Jan! Prepare to trouble!"<br /></span><span style="color:#660000;">Ler: "And make it double!"<br /></span><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc: " To protect Obuaism from devestation"<br /></span><span style="color:#6600cc;">Derrick: "To unite all obuaians within this nation"<br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: "To denouce the evils of truth and love"<br /></span><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc: "To reach out to the stars above!"<br /></span><span style="color:#660000;">Ler: "Stop that..."<br /></span><span style="color:#6600cc;">Derrick: "Meow! thats right!"</span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">Jan: "Whaat??"<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#000099;">Obua: "Ehhh...don't fight!!!! Stop!!!..."</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Lord obua came in the nick of time to stop the fight...however...after seeing Zee's handphone, he turned back on his words and joined the attack on Jan.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">???: "Boii, I save you!"</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Boii appeared and took Jan away...what!?...</span><br /><br />[Video]<br />Jan appeared at a doorstep. Someone opened the door, boii was that someone. Jan gave a kiss on boii's cheeks. Boii led him in. Various sounds can be heard from inside....<br /><br />....Thats all....<br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-4715203214715449553?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-37492346373081158192009-08-10T02:54:00.002+08:002009-08-10T03:03:52.118+08:00I feel that it is time to really organise some plans for our great cult.<br /><br />HQ Fraction<br />This is where the orders will be sent out. Any activities or emergencies will be taken control by the HQ Fraction. This fraction will be overseen by Jen and Z.<br /><br />Buas Ops Fraction<br />This fraction will be incharge of secret infiltration, assasination, information stealing. Fraction chief: Z<br /><br />Assault Fraction<br />This fraction will be incharge of main head on assaults. Fraction chief: Mark<br /><br />Defence Fraction<br />This fraction will be incharge of main defence of our bases. Fraction chief: Le<br /><br />HR Fraction<br />This fraction will be incharge of deployment, human resource matters. Fraction chief: Jen<br /><br />This will be the fractions running our operations...our activities will be based on this arrangment<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-3749234637308115819?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-17832913019021416952009-08-10T02:21:00.002+08:002009-08-10T02:45:37.938+08:00Forbidden love 2<br /><br />In a dark room, they looked at each other intensely. Marc let out a long moan and signalled ler to come over to his side. Ler answered the call without hesitation and progressed towards the room interior. Marc then took out a whip and fingered ler to sit down like a dog. Ler responded and whined gently....<br /><br />Marc whipped ler hard on the ass and got him high, another whip made him crazy as he whagged his tongue out and started licking marc's theighs. Marc then put down the whip and enjoyed the sensation happening on his whole body while ler is licking him. A bulge appeared on both of their pants...they know it is time to take them off...<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">At this moment...the door opened...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: Hey didn't know you two are in here...sorry came to take something...continue...i go out now</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Zee left the room to the duo and they once again commenced their actions. This time, marc bit ler on his left cheek bone which caused him a huge moan...moaning heavily, ler then took of his pants and underwear...showing a 6 inch monster. Marc was estatic at the sight and quickly proceeded to lick it...up and down. Ler closed his eyes as the sensation engulfed his soul. Marc then took of his bottom and bended down...showing a small round asshole...</span><br /><br />The couple continued their business....(hell i am not gonna elaborate...)<br /><br />Meanwhile...Jan was looking at his computer screen...what is on it...porn?...yes...it is the footage taken from the room where Marc and Ler is!!...He let out a smirk...<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: With this...I can command them like slaves...</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Jan saved the file in a DVD and sitted himself on a couch outside Marc and Ler's room, waiting patiently for the married couple to come out...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc: honey..I had fun...i love you always..."</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Marc gave a kiss on Ler's cheeks...thats when he saw Jan.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc: what you sitting here for?</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: Well...I got an interesting video here...wanna watch?</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Jan played the footage in front of the duo...who were so raged they wanted to kill him</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#cc6600;">Ler: Why you! I'll smack you with a hammer!!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: I wouldn't do that if I were you... </span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Jan pointed to the video...signalling that he will expose them if he was hurted..</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: Just do as I say and I will ensure you guys would not become a national icon...</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Marc and Ler were left with fear...Jan would have absolute control against them now...they would have to do things against their concience...</span><br /><br />Three days later...<br /><br />Marc and Ler found a note below their door.<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Dear honeymoon couple,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">I would like you two to help me kill these people on the list attached. Whichever method you use to kill is fine but if anyone of them gets away, you will know the consequences. Please avoid being caught as I still have the need for your help in the future.</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan.</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br />The day which they have feared has come. They look at each other and decided the best solution...they walked out of the door, leaving a note behind.<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;">Jan, you think you can get us to do these heartless things so easily? we will rather die than betray our hearts and kill those people with you...we will expose you and die in glory!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Upon seeing the note, Jan rushed out to stop the duo. He finally found them at a cliff, preparing to jump.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: hey hey hey, issit worth it to jump off? come on, its just a few lives thats all...</span><br /><span style="color:#993300;">Ler: Never! we would rather die!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc: yes dear...lets be together again in the next life.</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Just as the couple prepared to jump...a sound from a distant...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Obua: Ehhhh...divine punishment!!</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">A shockwave appeared and hit Jan on the face...knocking him out instantenously. Obua appeared to save the day.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Obua: don't worry you guys...I will teach this rascal right from wrong when he wakes...your video will never be exposed i promise you...</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc &amp; </span><span style="color:#993300;">Ler: Thank you lord obua!</span><br /><span style="color:#993300;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Jan was carried off by obua...one month later...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: I am so sorry!! I swear i wont do it again! Help me plead with lord obua...I cant take it anymore...</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc: Ohh? Hmm...nah...</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: Please!! I beg you...he forces me to watch these damn disgusting gay porn video...i puke out everything I ate...its terrible!!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#993300;">Ler: Well...we can supply you with all the videos you want...enjoy</span><br /><span style="color:#993300;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: NOOOOOOOO!!!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Obua: Where did that rascal went off to...if I catch you I gonna feed you to a real gay...</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Jan started his escape from obua...</span><br /><br />The End...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-1783291301902141695?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-80628021591036447402009-08-06T14:52:00.002+08:002009-08-06T14:56:27.931+08:00From the board of directors at Obuaism<br /><br />You all might have noticed about the annoying popups when you open the page. This is the current version of the Obua prayer song. It was officially launched many months ago. Here is the lyrics.<br /><br />Obua (Obua)<br />Jin Tok Kong (Very powerful)<br />Bo Cheng Sa (Never wear shirt)<br />Hor Gina Kua (Give little children see)<br />Obua Teng Kor Hor Le Kua (Obua take of his pants let you see)<br />Cockmeat Sandwich Hor Le Jia (Cockmeat sandwich give you eat)<br />Obua Teng Kor Hor Le Kua (Obua take of his pants let you see)<br />Cockmeat Sandwich Hor Le Jia (Cockmeat sandwich give you eat)<br /><br />We hope that you will learn this song and sing it by heart....Obua will bless you<br /><br />Jen <leader><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-8062802159103644740?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-27963798470181479702009-08-06T03:25:00.002+08:002009-08-06T03:41:19.714+08:00Obua Original Five Side Story<br /><br />Typical day of Derrick!<br /><br /><br /><br />Ever since derrick joined obua as the 5th disciple, he had been looking forward to the things he can learn from everyone.<br /><br />At 10am...<br /><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: Hey Zee...paiseh ah, can you teach me how to levitate?</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: You see that bed over there? Go lie on it with half your body exposed outside...that way you can levitate.</span></p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: Thanks man! I will go train now...</span></p><p>So Derrick went on and trained for 3 hours on the bed. He seemed satisfied because he learned how to levitate!</p><p>At 1pm</p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: Hey Jan! Paiseh ah...can you train with me? Just block I cut you with my iron katana!</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: Sure!...Just block right?...like that??</span></p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: Paiseh...not like that...I show you...you take my katana and cut...</span></p><p>So for the next 1 hour, Derrick ended up mastering sheild blocking techniques...</p><p>at 2pm</p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: Hey Marc..paiseh...how to apply for off day ah?</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Marc: Very easy...take this form...write the day you want off day. At <your> there...you write my name...easy right? So you writing now?</span></p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: See first...because I want to be useful so maybe I wont take any off days ba...</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Marc: Crap...ah I mean...good you are so hardworking!</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">at 2.30pm</span></p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: Hey ler! Paiseh ah...Can...</span></p><p><span style="color:#993300;">Ler: Ah wait...Derrick ah...can help me go catch some fishes? </span></p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: see first...</span></p><p><span style="color:#993300;">Ler: What see first?? I ask you go you go hor!...Ok lah I teach you one song you help me can?</span></p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: Ok ok! What song!?</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Ler taught derrick a song...but ended up giving up teaching and went fishing himself...because derrick sucks as a singer...</span></p><p>At 6pm</p><p><span style="color:#333399;">Obua: eehhhh...so derrick...hows today...what did you learn....</span></p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: I learned how to levitate!...block with sheild...write off day application form...</span></p><p><span style="color:#3333ff;">Obua: ehhhh not bad ah...anymore??</span></p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: Oh yeah I learned a new song!</span></p><p><span style="color:#000099;">Obua: Sing for me hear?</span></p><p><span style="color:#993399;">Derrick: see first lah...I paiseh...okok I sing ok!</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">The next day...a notice on the board...</span></p><p><notice><br />From today onwards, no one is to sing in within 1 km near lord obua. Offenders would be raped and killed....raped again and killed again.</p><p>Obua</p><p>This...is a typical day of Derrick</p><p><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-2796379847018147970?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-58743284692275251772009-08-06T02:33:00.000+08:002009-08-06T03:20:15.248+08:00The untold legend~ Boii, one-shot.<br /><br />It was the year, 197X, where the country is in chaos.<br /><br />There was a evil dictator who wanted control over the world, named Lin-abei.<br />His army is known as the Chiongsua.<br />The name Chiongsua is feared throughout the world, and many people died while putting on a resistance against them.<br /><br />Chiongsua General- Far-ger: Towkay Lin, now onli left that little country called singapore haven take over lei.... how ahs?<br />Lin-abei: Eh, kaninabu eh, so simple you also dunno? You wan me to make you no father's day celebrate? Go take over that country la!!!!<br />Far-ger: Y-y-y-yes, at once sire.<br /><br />And so, Farger lead his army to the country of singapore.<br /><br />Meanwhile, in fort canning hill, war room...<br /><br />El Kay Wy: So my fellow people, how shall we handle this threat?<br />Go Choq Thong: Well, we have no hope of defeating them... They're far too strong for us to beat...<br />Xin Buun Ann: If i would voice my opinion... I've heard of this lady in a laboratory in tampines whom have special powers... How bout we look for her?<br />El Kay Wy/Go Choq Thong: Thats a good idea i guess... we must make use of every resource we have here to defend against this crisis...<br /><br />And so, the 3 leaders of singapore went towards tampines, looking for this lady.<br /><br />In the laboratory...<br /><br />Scientist- Elbert Aistien, aka Elbert: Sho... Art had heard that thou people want thu see this lady wit special poweress right?<br />El Kay Wy: Indeed, can we meet her? And please speak good english, we had this speak good English campaign going on....<br />Elbert: Okok... But i must tell you, it is really dangerous, this lady has the power to even destroy the world if she wants to, you sure you wanna use her against the Chiongsua army? The consequences may be dangerous...<br />El Kay Wy: Don't worry, i have my own idea... We'll just hit her mind and make her become dumb...<br />Elbert: Hope that works then...<br /><br />*Elbert opens the vault that the lady lived in, which looks like a cave<br /><br />Elbert: She is known as Boi, also known as, bio-organism-incinerator. She can make anything her skin touches corrode in seconds.<br />Boi: So what do you want of me?<br />El Kay Wy: Well, singapore is in crisis now, and only you can help, would you help us defeat the Chiongsua Army?<br />Boi: What good would i gain?<br />El Kay Wy: You'll be freed from this laboratory<br />Elbert: H-hol...<br />El Kay Wy: Its ok... *Pats Elbert's shoulders*<br />Elbert: *sighs*, whatever you say, sire... (i know this is gonna be a bad idea...)<br /><br />Boi then took off, to fight against the Chiongsua army at the singapore custom, alone.<br /><br />Far-ger: Heh, so Singapore sent their army over... Eh hold on... just 1 person?<br />Boi: *Evil grin*<br /><br />In a split second, Far-ger, along with the full army of Chiongsua(approx 5mil) got totally wtfpwnz-ed.<br /><br />Far-ger: w..w...wha..t... is.... th..is.... Urggg... paiseh, taokay lin... *dies*<br />Boi: Heh, Too easy...<br />Lin-abei: So i see you've destroyed my army in 0.02524524779 seconds. buay pai...<br /><br />And Lin-abei suddenly appeared in front of boi...<br /><br />Boi: So you're their leader?<br />Lin-abei: Ya, i'm their leader, Lin-abei...<br />Boi: Prepare to die for my freedom, muahahahaha<br />Lin-abei: We shall see bout that!<br /><br />And the duel started<br />Lin-abei drew out his sword and rushes towards boi, attempting to cut her.<br />Boi: Too slow *evades*<br />Boi then spawned a sword out of her skin by corroding and stabs Lin-abei in the chest.<br /><br />In a single hit, the tryant/dictator/wadever you wanna call him, Lin-abei was killed, and the "epic" battle of the decade came to an end.<br /><br />El Kay Wy: Heh, now to seal you forever... *fires a sniper to the back of boi's head*<br />Boi: Argh!! *falls and "dies"?*<br />El Kay Wy: Now my job here is done... The world is now safe from the chiongsua army... *walks off*<br /><br />After this incident, many people worshipped Boi as their hero, and renamed her boii. (These people eventually became boi-ians after knowing she revived... hold on, shit, spoilers >.>)<br /><br />Boii: Ugh... Who am i... *sees a little boy*... Boiiiiii...... Bring me to block 877....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5874328469227525177?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-49792235035029692112009-08-03T02:43:00.001+08:002009-08-06T03:06:05.732+08:00<h2>Disgeabua: Obualord's Dream</h2><br /><br />Due to popular demand...season 2 is up!...more action...more Obuaness!<br /><br /><br />Episode 1: Rain of hope<br /><br /><br /><p>In the outerlands...</p><p><span style="color:#33ff33;">??? : Huff...puff...Huff...puff....I am at my limit soon...I must get to Obualand...</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">At the same time...in Obualand<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#000099;">Obualord: Ehhhh...Zee..I want you to go to the border of outerlands and push back the threat of the babaric tribes. You make take an army along...if you want...</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: Yes sir! I'll go alone though...(When the hell did we have an army...)</span></p><p>This is obualand, a land where the great obualord resides in. His subordinates whom he calls buasels consist of 5 powerful warriors...yes its character introduction again...as well as fashion updates...</p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: I think maybe I should ask the rest for help...<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">Wielding his dual blades, he is the most agile warrior in obualand. This is zee, a man absolutely loyal to obualord. his dual blade skills remain unparalled in the land...he love to wear pink nowadays...and dons a pink cape behind him...</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: You want me to go to outerlands with you?....sorry bro...I have another mission on hand..<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">A man with inner demonic powers recently brought to control when he met the obualord. however, he has yet to aqquire his right weapon. Currently he uses a spear...plainly clothed which he reason it as comfortable...</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff6666;">Marc: Its my off day so I am so not going out...I am sick as well...shit my asthma is getting worse<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">A large oof and a hunting horn expert. Buffing his comrades to great strength is his job. He loves off days...he love wearing the same shirt for 1 month straight...</span></p><p><span style="color:#993300;">Ler: Ah...no I am not busy with barngaelas today...because they are extinct...(Refer to season 1) but...I want to sleep...I haven't slept for 1 week...<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">He seemed depressed over the extinction of his favorite pasttime whip party...a hammer user and bloodlord hidden powers. Love game shirts....</span></p><p><span style="color:#330099;">Cierra: Ahh...I have to search for the aurora jewels...so I am afraid I can't go with you...<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">The princess of the outerlands has seeked refuge in obualand due to creating havoc in her homeland...now searching for the aurora jewels which are the core of her powers. She is an elegant woman and wear nice clothings...</span></p><p><span style="color:#000099;">Obualord: ehhhh no one want go with you...I also don't want...how dare you ask your master for help you useless imbecile!...<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">The lord of obualand...after defeating the previous overlord with one shockwave. Other abilities is unknown...he always go topless and likes to EHHHHHH....</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: guess I have to go alone then...sien zzz....</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">zee setted of for the outerland border where this Kani tribe are trying to invade. Their leader, kanilaopei and his wife kanilaobu posesses strong powers. Their son kaninabei and daughter kaninabu were recently killed by a mystery person suspected to be from obualand and thus kanilaopeilaobu resolve to destroy obualand. The tribe only left them 2 by the way...</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Meanwhile at the kani village</span></p><p><span style="color:#33ff33;">??? : Please...save me....</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Kanilaopei: Sure <3....no problem lady...whats your name...<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#33ff33;">??? : I am rain...I am going to obualand...please show me the direction...</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Kanilaopei: I...er...not sure...come my house I check for you...(hehehe)</span></p><p><span style="color:#33ff33;">Rain: Thanks...kind soul...</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Rain followed kanilaopei to his house...oblivious of her danger. Kanilaopei had already started his plan...he served her a drink which was duped. However...Rain is not one to be trifled with.</span></p><p><span style="color:#33ff33;">Rain: (Smell of duping medicine...hmm...maybe his is not a kind soul after all...)<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;">Character intro again! Rain is a young teenager girl who has the looks but is full of poison. Poison master...seeking for obualand.</span></p><p><span style="color:#33ff33;">Rain: Oh...its hot...my lips touched the cup...wheres is the restroom?</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Kanilaopei: Its behind...go on hahas your drink will cool down by the time you come out!</span></p><p>So rain went to the bathroom....kanilaopei being a pervert took the cup and kissed the part which rain had lipped...and poisoned...in the matter of seconds...kanilaopei was running in the house naked...just then...kanilaobu returned from hunting...</p><p>Kanilaobu: holy...honey what are you doing???</p><p><span style="color:#33ff33;">Rain: This pervert brought me to his house and stripped....its disgusting!</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Kanilaobu: Kanilaopei!!! your so dead!</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Kanilaobu was so furious she accidentally killed kanilaopei...feeling guilty...she took her own life...the invading threat of kani tribe is over...</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">zee: come on kani tribe...you want a piece of me!?....coward...you are not coming out!? hey u...</span></p><p>Zee ended up waiting outside the village for 3 weeks...not realising the tribe is gone....</p><p><span style="color:#33ff33;">Rain: hmm...i'll reach obualand soon....my dear honey I am coming!</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">To be continued...<br /><br />Next episode: Rain or storm!?</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;"></span> </p><p><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span> </p><p> </p><p><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-4979223503502969211?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-57189299071389313622009-08-03T02:14:00.000+08:002009-08-03T02:44:59.942+08:00obua's search for allies- chapter 5~ derrick<br /><br />this particular afternoon, obua came back from saturn.<br /><br />Obua: Ehh... i'm gonna go for a walk, take good care of our HQ!<br />the oof: Yes sire!<br /><br />And so, our lord went for a walk to this little town called punggol.<br /><br />Obua: Ehh... Sibehh sien aehhh... everyday fight boii-ians... see oso sien...<br /><br />While walking, obua suddenly heard a little battle in a few blocks ahead<br /><br />Obua: Ehh... I wonder.... Ehh...<br /><br />After reaching the location, he saw this young man, around the age of jan, fighting a few boi-ians, with a katana-like sword.<br /><br />Young guy: Eh paiseh, can help a lil, that guy there?<br />Obua: Ehh........... okok...<br />Obua: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DIVINE PUNNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!<br />Obua sends a super soundwave that destroys the boi-ians<br />boi-ians: ughhhh<br /><br />then, a large humaniod-lion creature with crazily heavy armour, 2 giant axes behind him and metal gaunlets on his arm came out from somewhere...<br /><br />young guy: shit... its him...<br />obua: ehh.... hold on, whats your name? i'm lazy to type young guy every time...<br />young guy: its derrick<br />obua: ehh.... ok derrick, whos this "him" you're refering to?<br />derrick: well, that guy is called fluffytiger. he is with those weird zombie-like creatures earlier. He has been terrorizing this town for weeks.<br />fluffytiger: hehehe... get them, my servants! make sure they all die!!!! (fluffytiger says while summoning 4 tigers around him)<br />tigers: roah!!!!!!!!!!!<br />obua: ehhehehehehe, their roar so soft... kenasai sia -.-.... EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIVINE PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />In just one soundwave, the tigers got obliterated.<br /><br />fluffytiger: shit... wtf? knn, HAX0r!!!!!! i'll BANN YOU!<br />obua: go ahead... i'm standing here<br />derrick: yarhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />derrick took out his sword and leaps towards fluffytiger, attempting to kill him, but the attempt was stopped by fluffytiger easily with one arm, or rather 2 fingers.<br /><br />fluffytiger: Weakling, you can never kill me! "sehros"!!<br />fluffytiger then charges a beam with his other hand and fires it on derrick.<br /><br />obua: ehh shit!, EHHHHHHHH!!!!<br />obua then fires a soundwave to negate the effect of the sehros fired by the fluffytiger, and while fluffytiger is recharging, derrick kicks himself out of the grasp of fluffytiger, beside obua.<br /><br />derrick: paiseh, i shouldn't have chiong-ed at him...<br />obua: ehh.. you siao ah? why so stupid? you see his thick thick armour you sure know hes some stupid final boss of some game le ma, why the hell you go solo him?<br />derrick: sorry, i'm not siao, i'm derrick, how i know hes so strong? maybe his armour for show nia ma, paiseh la....<br />fluffytiger: oi!<br />obua: ehhh! you don't play punk with me ahs, you believe i can kill you easily?<br />derrick: really ahs? show me show me?<br />fluffytiger: OIIII!!!!!!!!!<br />obua: ehhh! you sure? really will die one hor<br />derrick: har, like tht then nevermind ba... paiseh...<br />fluffytiger: OIIIII YOU two!!! i'm still here la kao eh, dun like that leh, steal my screen time!<br />obua: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DIVINE PUNISHMENT!<br />obua then releases a really strong soundwave that sent fluffytiger back to the hq of the boi-ians<br />derrick: holy papadum!!! wtf was that?<br />obua: ehh.. my trademark finisher... now... since that asshole is gone... will you join my army?<br />derrick: paiseh...<br />obua: ehh, wad paiseh? why you keep saying paiseh everytime ehs?<br />derrick: paiseh la, my favorite word ma... see first la... duno wan join or not...<br />obua: ehh, wakao eh, where got see first one, wan join then join, dun join means dun join and i'll have to kill you now...<br />derrick: okok, paiseh, i'll join....maybe?<br />obua: ehh, don't maybe!, if you join you'll learn magic!<br />derrick: really??? ok i join!<br /><br />And so, derrick, with his long sword, iron katana, joined the obuaians.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5718929907138931362?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-40320790484923252582009-08-03T01:51:00.002+08:002009-08-03T02:08:25.021+08:00Hero's Origin: Chapter 7<br /><br />Endangered! Holy toad<br /><br />Obua saw toad limbs BBQ-ed by some fisherman...OMG did they get the holy toad by mistake!? No...it can't be...engulfed by rage, obua let out a shockwave and killed the fishermen. So what if the fishermen were killed? The toad would never revive...<br /><br />As obua sank into sorrow, voices nearby floated to his ear.<br /><br />Store owner: "Holy toads for sale....10 for $1"<br /><br />Obua: "Ehhhh wtf...isn't it a rare beast!?"<br /><br />So Obua went over and tried to buy some...to his amaze...there would thousands...no...millions of holy toads at that store! Upon further questioning, he realised that...holy toads are thought to be rare because in the past, there were very few of them, however they were taught to have sex by some random human and mass reproduced...thus there are so many that they spoilt the market. (by the way, they are renamed as Sex toads since they were seen having sex all day long)<br /><br />Happy with getting the grainpowder from the toad, Obua sets off to look for the next item...Bluzard claw...<br /><br />To be Continued...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-4032079048492325258?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-75983644016865947462009-08-03T01:23:00.004+08:002009-08-03T01:51:33.626+08:00<div align="center">Battle Front - 1st half...</div><br />On this land, two major powers fought each other as equals. Lord Obua and Menace Boii had pitted against one another endlessly to sought true victory. Under lord obua's command were 4 great warriors known as the Obua Original Four (OOF). Jan, Ler, Marc and Zee vow to serve their lord to the ends of earth. Peace in the land was broken when Boii's evilness spreaded, and a strong army of boii-ians were sweeping through the land. Only Obua stood up against this evil...<br /><br />Two years have passed since the first blood was spilled, the land was torn into two. Countless battles were fought everyday and the people were suffering. That brought another calamity....<br /><br />Meanwhile, in Tampines, guarded by Jan...<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: Uneasiness within the people, whats going on...</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br />Obua-ian: Reporting sir!...There is a internal attack by the civilians!<br /><br />True enough, countless of residents in Tampines are going on a rampage against the Obua-ians. Unable to harm them, the Obua-ians are forced to take up defensive stand.<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: what is happening!? Report this to the OOF immediately!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Obua-ian: Yes sir! Reporting! Damages sustained still minimal, but we can't hold for long.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: What!??</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">At the frontier, the civilians are pushing in bit by bit. Somehow, they are gaining the upperhand.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Obua-ian: Reporting! Similar situations are happening in our controlled areas, backup is delayed! Suspected Boii-ians involvement.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: No, this has nothing to do with them. They would not do such underhand tactics...hmmm why...</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br />Obua-ian: Reporting! Scouts sighted same situation in the boii-ian side!<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: hmmph...request a cease fire and a meeting with their general!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">The civilians had all turned against the obua-ians and the boii-ians. An evil conspiracy in the air...a meeting between Jan and Boii-ian general Fluffy Tiger happened in secrecy at the border town of Ang Mo Kio.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: General Tiger Fluffy, I'll cut things short. The situation now is clear, both sides are suffering heavy casualties defending both externally and internally. I suggest we form a "battlefront" against this mysterious outbreak.</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000066;">Tiger: Agreed...condition...you...ambassador...me...also.</span><br /><span style="color:#000066;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Left with no choice, Jan went over to Boii's side as a peace ambassador while Fluffy Tiger did the same. In the case of betrayal, peace ambassador would be killed...</span><br /><br />In the space of three days, due to the overwhelming number of civilians...many towns fell.<br />Obua - Pasir Ris, Tampines, Punggol<br />Boii - Joo Koon, Pioneer, Jurong<br /><br />The two sides retreated inwards and formed a circle defence line...as fighting continues within...its pointless as civilians are everywhere...<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: how to fight? we are up against at least 2 million civilians! </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">True enough...its a hopeless situation...as the enemies draws near....</span><br /><br /><br />To be Continued - Battlefront - 2nd half...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-7598364401686594746?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-74690747205190764722009-07-22T22:12:00.002+08:002009-07-22T22:25:15.740+08:00Restricted Area<br /><br />In the deep lands of the Bukit Timah hill...lies a dark cave...an unknown cave where even birds shun...its serenity is overwhelmed by creepiness and is totally quiet...<br /><br />This is the Cave of Orbual, where our lord Obua resides in when he is meditating. When he goes in, it would be a few months...after he come out...his powers will increase. (boii can up power just by rotting though)<br /><br />The Cave of Orbual...is restricted to everything except Lord Obua...he is the only being who ever stepped foot into the cave...not even the orginal four have been near it...until one day...<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: Brothers!...lets be crazy today!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Marc: Brothers!...whatever he say baby!<br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: Brothers!...Hooosei ah! Any Suggestions!?<br /></span><span style="color:#cc9933;">Ler: Brothers!...Cave of Orbual!</span><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Orginal Four: Brothers! Set Ah!!!!!</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;"></span><br />So the original four brothers deterred Lord Obua of his usual routine and bluff him that Boii is currently trying to attack planet saturn...and Lord Obua immediately went there to defend against his nemisis.<br /><br />This very day...the original four brothers made their way to the mysterious cave of Orbual...they would later...regret it...<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee: Brothers!...I see the cave!<br /></span><span style="color:#ffcc00;"><span style="color:#ff9900;">Jan: Brothers!...Lets go!<br /></span><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Marc: Brothers!...Alright man!<br /></span><span style="color:#cc9933;">Ler: Sisters!...Go for it...<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Zee</span></span><span style="color:#ff99ff;">/Marc</span><span style="color:#ff9900;">/Jan</span><span style="color:#003333;">: FUCK YOU LER!</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">They were 10 metres to the cave...every step they take...is cautious...no mistakes would be made...finally Jan was one step to entering...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#660000;">??? : Divine Punishment!!!......EHHHHHHHHHHHHH</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">The original four were hit by a mysterious force...sending them flying back to their base...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Meanwhile...on Saturn...</span><br /><span style="color:#663333;">Obua: Knn...sound travel so slow...I ehhh them like 1 hour ago sia....nvm....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;">To be Continued...(They are not giving up!)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-7469074720519076472?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-20686411367107728542009-07-10T21:09:00.005+08:002009-07-22T22:28:53.844+08:00<div align="center"><h1>Forbidden ♥Love♥</h1><p>This is a touching love story...it touched the hearts of many people....<br />It dicpicts the pure hearts of two teenagers...<br /><br />~<br />News Report:<br />Police have confirmed the toddler rapist is currently hiding in the woods...<br />They have already surrounded the villian, he have no means of escape...<br />The toddler rapist is linked to many case of raping young girls between the ages of 2-4 years old with the youngest being just a 25 month old toddler.<br />Parents were outraged with the police unable to apprehend the criminal until today...<br />The toddler rapist is armed with a huge horn like weapon which he used to deflect incoming attacks from the police.</p><p>Police comissioner: We will do our utmost best to bring this villian to justice, we have with us two specialists who are familiar with the villian<br />~</p><p>The time is now...the police and the two specialists charged into the woods...<br /><br />J**: We must defeat m**c...no more mercy for him<br />Z**: But he is one of us...hais...who ask him...<br />Jan: I'll pretend I never knew him...<br />Z**: L** just can't see right from wrong!<br /><br />~<br />Flashback...<br />J**: I am joining the police to defeat m**c!<br />Z**: Ill go with you...what he is doing is totally bullshit!<br />L**: No way man!...his our good friend!...no way I am going...<br />J**: Lets go Z**!<br />L**: Nooooooooo~<br />~</p><p>The 2 specialists swiftly found M**c near his hideout and engaged in a fierce battle...<br />M**c: you two...why?<br />J**: We cannot condemn your actions!<br />Z**: you are an utter disgrace to O*F!<br />M**c: Hmph...since it has come to this...<br />M**c held out a jewel...<br />M**c: I can enhance my power tenfold with the suiken jewel!<br />The earth shook...the trees rumbled....m**c had turned into a devil!</p><p>J** and Z**...although powerful...faltered at the newfound strength of m**c...they were no match for devil m**c....</p><p>M**c: hahahas!...die you bastards!!...<br />J**: he have lost his senses...<br />Z**: the devil....i can't watch this...lets pray!<br />J** &amp; z**: Haleilubua Obua Keling!</p><p>From a distance...a sound came...<br />Obua: Divine Punishment....EHHHHHHHHH~</p><p>A soundwave hit m**c straight in the face...and he fainted....the police moved in to capture him...finally...the despised toddler rapist was caught!</p><p>Judge: I hereby sentence you to 3 months in prison...and 120000 strokes of cane...<br />M**c: I repent for my mistakes and willingly take the punishment...Jan &amp; Zee...forgive me...</p><p>So his days in jail went by with L** visiting him every single day...m**c was really touched by L**...and 3 months later......</p><p>J**: WTFBBQROFL hey Z** you recieved it too!!!??<br />Z**: Totally unbelievable.....</p><p>--------------------------------------------<br />Wedding Invitation<br /><br />You have been invited to the wedding<br />of L** and M**c<br /><br />Date: 31 May 2010<br />Venue: Blk 884 Void Deck<br /><br />~Eternal Bliss~<br />----------------------------------------------</p><p>And so...J** and Z** pretended they never knew the couple...</p><p>------------^^^^-----------</p><p>Any reference to any living person is purely coincidence...</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-2068641136710772854?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-8233461330547505952009-06-29T19:39:00.004+08:002009-06-29T20:03:43.676+08:00<h1>Boii's Gross Boobs</h1><p>The time has come....boii's gross boobs have arrived on the island....far from the deep valleys of Bangladesh...where they have trained for 99 years....actually they wanna train for 100 years....but they rotted the whole city in bangladesh where their valley is located....about 100 miles away...leaving a barren land....</p><p>Character description...</p><p>gross boobs #1<br /><br />Name: "Butcher" George (Male)<br />Weight: 300 lbs (Lightest in the gross boobs)<br />Weapon: Light Bow gun...Rotting S Lvl X/Rotting Beam S Lvl X/Dung S Lvl X<br />Inner Strength: Unknown...</p><p>gross boobs #2<br /><br />Name: "Orion" Reef (Male)<br />Weight: 450 lbs (Heaviest in the gross boobs)<br />Weapon: Heavy Bowgun...(He use melee only...no bullets...anyhow..)<br />Inner Strength: Unknown...</p><p>gross boobs #3<br /><br />Name: "Oasis" O.J (female)<br />Weight: 385 lbs (2nd lightest in the gross boobs)<br />Weapon: Gunlance..Spread lvl X<br />Inner Strength: Damnnnnnnn....(Increase in size!) <- was spotted doing this in Bangladesh</p><p>gross boobs #4</p><p>Name: "Beast" Savage (male)<br />Weight: 400 lbs (3rd heaviest in the gross boobs)<br />Weapon: Lance<br />Inner Strength: Unknown</p><p>gross boobs #5</p><p>Name: "Saint" Simimaehsai (Any gender also can)<br />Weight: 449 lbs (2nd heaviest in the gross boobs)<br />Weapon: Bow<br />Inner Strength: Unknown</p><p>Obua: "hmm...good job Zee...gathering all this information...we might have to prepare...OOF...we are now going to ORGY (OMG! Really Gay Yankees) School for special training....!"<br /><br />OOF: "YES SIR!"</p><p>Next Episode: ORGY!<br /><br /><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-823346133054750595?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-28431762348163466282009-05-22T10:30:00.001+08:002009-05-22T10:32:20.899+08:00Obuaism Cult Rules has been remade and have been written down at the bottom left corner under the section- Rules.<br /><br />Members which do not obey the rules will be expelled immediately.<br /><br />Expelled members are not allowed to use the word- "Obua".<br /><br />Penalty of using the word- "Obua" will be a low blow.<br /><br />By the management of obuaism and lord obua himself.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-2843176234816346628?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-4676559112016675642009-05-15T22:49:00.001+08:002009-05-15T22:58:15.052+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Breaking News!</span><br /><br />Finally its the day...<br />Boii Clan's leader, Boii today was approached by policemen for some reason<br />but the mystery is... who called the cops?<br /><br />She was sighted by zee at around 6.30pm when she was being "escorted"(obviously forced) by a malay lady and getting confronted by 2 cops, and they talked while following her up. The cops were not there by chance as there was a police car sighted behind the block.<br />Currently theres a 60% chance that the police are there to "advise" her to move into an old folks home, which will lock her up forever, ending the feud between boii-ians and obuaism.<br /><br />Ler and Marc has been notified about the news by zee, leaving jan, as he was bz with daily stuffs.<br /><br />this notice is specially made for all current obuaism members and jan.<br /><br />all things written on this post is not a parody/joke.<br /><br />by the board of management of obuaism<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-467655911201667564?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-64768819587807790682009-03-05T03:38:00.003+08:002009-08-06T02:39:24.312+08:00<h3>Disgeabua: The ObuaLord</h3><br /><br />Its been ages but episode 9 is up! (<br /><br />Episode 8.5: Three Wishes (OVA)<br /><br />After the fight with the outerlanders, the original 3/4 and cierra went home...exhausted...<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Oh man...what a day...what a nightmare..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">"I can still picture it in my mind...."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"No more of that Cierra...no more please..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Engraved in their minds was Cierra's brutality of killing the three warriors in Outerlands...the internal combustion, drought and vacuum attacks was too much for them...</span><br /><br />Well so they passed through the forest of rune to head back to the Obualord's castle...however...<br /><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">"Anyone there~ Machiam help me please~"</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Heard something?..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">"Yes you machiam did!"</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Must be my imagination..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">"Hey I am machiam talking to you bastard wierdo!"</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"who ya calling a wierdo you non-existant voice!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">"hey stop the crap dumbass..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">So the party went on ahead...only Marc stayed behind to do some gathering of resources..as the </span><br />castle has been lacking on some essential resources.<br /><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">"Hey machiam baldy! Do you fucking also think I am an imaginary sound?"</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"Seems like it...anyway you need help?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">"O Machiam bless....will the kind gentleman here please locate the gold lamp located somewhere in this forest..thou art be rewarded."</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"Er...okays....and whats with the sudden politeness...."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">So marc went around looking for the lamp. For some reason, the forest started gathering many dangerous monsters. Marc looked up to the sky, and saw a lot of flying green dragons with a mane and shoots fireballs. </span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"Hmm...new monsters...I shall name them...Rathial!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">So Marc defeated the bunch of Rathial, and gathered their parts. He eventually came to a spring...the spring felt extremely refreshing. To his amaze, the lamp was inside the clear water of the spring.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">"Haix...you took machiam long to reach here...I was waiting for you!"</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"Fuck your machiam...why didn't you tell me your location earlier!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">"Machiam is my lord! I machiam do what I want...now you have found me...faster crap up three wishes and I can go home you bloody baldy!"</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"What bloody baldy...nabei three wish issit! I wish you kena kick up to the sky, picked up by a Rathial, then the Rathial will do a world tour forever!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">"eh you machiam want me bored to death ah! but too bad for you I grant wishes that I want to...neh neh ni poo poo machiam bastard!"</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"I shall grant my own wish then...machiam adieu!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">So marc kicked the lamp into the sky...blow the horn to signal his rathial slaves (they got beaten up quite badly) to pick up the lamp...then ordered them to do the world tour. </span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">So this is how Marc got his three wishes fulfiled. And he lived happily ever after....with his rathials...and Obualord! and Cierra....and 2 other machiam idoit..hahas....</span><br /><br />To be continued...<br /><br />Episode 9 will be out soon!<br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-6476881958780779068?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-63491185078170038882009-03-02T23:43:00.003+08:002009-03-03T00:20:40.191+08:00<u>Obuaism Bangala United Association</u><br /><br />This nightmare happened when Obua used a dimension machine and travelled into a dimension he created...it is a replica of the real world and he is testing what will happen if he...<br /><br />So he went pass a constuction area and he heard this...<br /><br />"Oh dear god...Ve (we) are weri (very) thirsty...can you bless us vith (with) some vater (water)?<br /><br />Upon hearing that, Obua thought he might tease those bangalas....so he..<br /><br />"This is OBUA the mighty lord of Obuaism...."<br />So he spit into the contruction area...and he heard...<br /><br />"Thank You! Lord Obua!"<br /><br />So Obua laughed to himself and went to his house in the dimension.<br /><br />Now we shall go deeper into what happen at the bangalas' side....<br /><br />Upon recieving Obua's blessing...these bangalas decided to go thank this Lord Obua...so they hired a PI...who wanted to rip them off of their money....so the PI just found this website Obuaism.blogspot.com...<br /><br />"Go here and you will find Obua!"<br /><br />So the bangalas thank and paid the PI....and went off to find the PLACE called Obuaism.blogspot.com...<br /><br />They ran into this bunch of chinese and asked them for directions...<br /><br />"eh bangalas sia...zhao la mai guan yi lang (Oh Bangalas...lets go don't care them)<br /><br />Next they asked some indians<br /><br />"Are you Indians? Indians aren't this dumb....lets go..."<br /><br />After which they finally found out that it is a website...despite it being the 113th person they asked....so they went to...a LAN shop...<br /><br />So they log on to the website and was enticed by the wonderful religion and decided to join it...the three of them (YES ONLY THREE) logged on as Tom, Dick and Harry...<br /><br />Then the years passed and it comes to year 2012....<br /><br />Obua summoned the Original 4 to their hideout...<br /><br />"Ehhhh guys I am really proud of ya...we Obuaism had already gathered aroud 1.6 billion supporters worldwide and since our anniversary is nearing lets get the leaders and 97 members of the VRI congress (The leaders are Tom dick and Harry) to attend the party"<br /><br />The top guys of Obuaism were really looking forward to meeting the trio as they have been a great help in boosting the numbers of Obuaism...and they really wanted to know the meaning of VRI...<br /><br />Back to the VRI side...<br /><br />"Vov (Wow) ve (we) are finally able to meet Obua! Here is Changi airport...Singapore weri (very) nice!"<br /><br />A system around rang...<br /><br />"Warning! Warning!...We have a suspicious smell of chemicals in the airport everyone please evacuate while we track down the cause of the incident. Please do not fret and report any suspicious looking or article by informing our staff...or call 999" <-- In four languages<br /><br />Upon the warning...EVERYBODY in the airport did not fret....just pointed to the VRI...<br /><br />Back at Obua's side...<br /><br />"Ehhhh its been 3 hours and the VRI are not here yet....hey on the tv...watch news.."<br /><br />"News report, today afternoon at 3 pm. A suspected gas leakage in the airport caused panic within civilians. The gas leakage was false alarm and the smell was caused by 100 indian nationals who arrived at Singapore via the Indian airways. A mistake by the pilot let the passengers get off normally at Terminal 3 when they were suppose to be alighting at Terminal Stink. Police arrived to quarantine them, lets see some of the clips we took at the airport."<br /><br />Scene of 3 bangalas shouting like monkeys shown.<br />"Obua! Its ve (we) Tom Dick and Harry. Ve (we) VRI has arrived! 100 of us! From Ve R Indians! Obua!!! Hail Lord Obua!"<br /><br />"As you can see. These 3 Indian Nationals are from the religion Obuaism. Upon thorough investigation, we found out that the Obua mentioned by the trio is the leader of Obuaism. This religion started a frenzy in Indian and Bangladesh 3 years ago. Now, the religion boasts a 1.6 billion population, which is almost the whole of India and Bangladesh population. The religion is based in Singapore and well known in Construction sites and rubbish collection points around the Heartland."<br /><br />-------------TV switched off----------------<br /><br />Original four (together): "I am so quitting!"<br /><br />With that...Obua returned to the original dimension....<br /><br />At the original dimension headquarters of Obuaism..<br /><br />"Ehhhh guys, new rule in Obuaism. No spitting within 5 metres of any entrance or exit of contruction sites/areas, rubbish collection points, bangala housing, and when there is any bangala in sight!"<br /><br />WHY!?<br /><br />"Ehhhh shut up, I am Obua and you all are listening to me!"<br /><br />Story ends...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-6349118507817003888?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-26307451269191288602009-01-03T01:23:00.003+08:002009-08-06T02:38:55.650+08:00<h3>Disgeabua: The ObuaLord</h3><br /><br />Episode 8: Aurora... (Season Finale)<br /><br />Jan, Zee and Marc arrived at the outerland army camp. Engulfed by the urgency to save Cierra, they charged in through the front gate and faced strong resistence. However, their hearts yearned to save Cierra and they fought bravely through the troops, slaughtering them like chickens.<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;">"Ta Ta Ta! Who dare attack the great slayers of evil?"</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">"The great beings justice fighters!"</span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">"The ray of light in the darkness!" </span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;"></span><br /><span style="color:#666666;">(Together): "We are!"</span><br /><span style="color:#666666;"></span><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;">"The 3 prong fighters!"<br /></span><span style="color:#000099;">"The triangle warriors!"</span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">"The red blue green rangers!" </span><span style="color:#666666;">(Same timing, different titles...-_-"')</span><br /><span style="color:#666666;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">"What the hell....are they joking?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">the three outerland general joined in the battle against the Original 3/4...although they are funny, but their powers match the trio. The reason for their power is because of the 7 colored crystals around the camp where 3 of the colors greatly boost their powers. </span><br /><br />The trio were outnumbered, and chances of losing is skyrocketing. They fought on for the sake of Cierra, but thats only strength in their heart. After numerous clashes, they finally collapse...Is this the end of the Original...3/4?<br /><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;">"The 7 beams that light the earth: fire, water, earth, wind, lightning, darkness and light. The forbidden elements, Aurora!"</span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">the battle field shone, along with the seven crystals around it. A being floated down, it is Cierra!</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;">"thank you Jan, Zee and Marc. Thanks you all for fighting for my future. Rest for now, for I will fight for my own future!"</span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Cierra charged towards the 'red fighter'....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Fire Element: Internal combustion</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">All oxygen in the victim's body combust and explode!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Then the 'blue warrior'...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">Water element: Drought..</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">All water in victim's body sucked out, victim dried up!</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">And lastly, the 'green ranger'...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#999999;">Wind element: Vaccuum</span><br /><span style="color:#999999;">All air sucked from victim's body...</span><br /><span style="color:#999999;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">this is the true power of Cierra, the 3 warriors were instantly killed....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;">"Lets go home..."</span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Whatever..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">"you say..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"baby!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">The four of them headed home together...to their real home...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#336666;">"I guess I could leave my dear daughter with you guys for some more....heh heh heh..."<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#336666;"><span style="color:#000000;">Next episode: Rain of Hope</span></span><br /><span style="color:#336666;"><span style="color:#000000;"></span></span><br /><span style="color:#336666;"><span style="color:#000000;">To be continued....</span><br /></span><span style="color:#336666;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-2630745126919128860?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-24217970174899196122009-01-03T00:41:00.002+08:002009-01-03T01:21:51.663+08:00<h3>Disgeabua: The ObuaLord</h3><br /><br />Episode 7: Cierra...<br /><br />At the front door of Obualord Castle...<br /><span style="color:#6600cc;">"Any..one...please...help...me..."</span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">"Hmm? I hear someone...."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"You must be dreaming...its our off day come on lets just slack and do nothing..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"I seriously also here someone...lets go to the door and take a look.."</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br />Jan, Zee, and Marc rushed to the front door (Ler is still weakened from the previous battle...) and to their amaze, a beautiful young lady was found unconscious at the entrance. The trio quickly carried her in for healing...<br /><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;">"Arrghh....ahh...where am i?" in a weak voice...</span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">"This is the Obualord castle, we three are of the Obualord's buasels."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"I'm Zee, this is Jan and this is Marc, the last of us is still sleeping somewhere in this castle."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">the trio observed the lady, she was the most beautiful girl they had ever seen in their lives. </span><br /><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;">"My name is Cierra, I am just a perfectly unsuspicious homeless girl, can you guys take me in?"</span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"whatever...."<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#ff6600;">"You say...."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"baby!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">The days passed by with the three bringing Cierra around to have fun. All three of them tried stunts to impress the girl, and stuff like this happened....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Lets bring her to the river to play water!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">"No! Lets bring her to the beach play sand AND water"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"Lets bring her to the playground!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">It always ended up with them quarreling and Cierra would ultimately decide to go home. No-one ever questioned Cierra of her past, her motives...until one day....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">"Holy Buabuadum! We just recieved a declaration of war from the Outerlands, seems like they think we have kidnapped their princess!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"So lets prepare for the war, and send a search party to find the princess..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">"don't bother....just get Cierra to come...."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">However, cierra had already left, the only thing remained was a letter:<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#6600cc;">Dear Jan, Zee, and Marc (And the sleeping dude)</span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;">I had been a bother for this period of time. The truth is, I am Princess cierra of the outerlands and the reason for me coming here is to escape the terrible fate I was forced into. My father, the overlord of the outerlands had arranged a marriage with a general from another land. I love my father alot but...to much shock, the land I would be sent to is full of disgust. Everywhere is decaying and corrosion, I could not take it and ran away from home. I was told that the Obualord of this land is nice, so I came. I am sorry to cause so much trouble, I am willing to exchange my fate for this land's peace. This period of time is the happiest in my life. Thank you everyone...I love you guys.</span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;">Love Cierra.</span><br /><span style="color:#6600cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">With that, the trio charged off towards the enemy camp....</span><br /><br />Next episode: Aurora...<br /><br />To be Continued....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-2421797017489919612?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-87735291176475590252009-01-03T00:06:00.002+08:002009-01-03T00:33:07.151+08:00<h3>Disgeabua: The ObuaLord</h3><br /><br />Episode 6: BloodLord's Wrath<br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"Now the fun begins....hehe..."</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Ler faced the barngaela army with his bloodlord form. This form allows him to ignite the power of his blood the maximise his potential, but risks losing blood rapidly. Ler knew he had to act fast or face certain death.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn Barn Luck!" (Crush that *******!)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">The barngaelas surrounded ler, forming a circle around him. Ler ignite his blood to increase his speed twofold and flew around in the battlefield, smashing barngaelas with his hammer. The barngaelas appeared weakened due to shock and was losing numbers quickly.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn barn barn?...luck luck" (Thought you won?...hehe...)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Ler was owning the Barngaelas, but they still appeared confident. As Ler pushed through the left side of the surround, he stopped in his tracks. The ground below him revealed an entrapment seal which sealed off his leg movements, relinquishing ler of his speed and mobility.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"The hell!?...Shit!"</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br />The barngaelas edged in towards Ler, he knew he was fighting a losing battle. The blood lost had already robbed him of most of his senses, his body was getting weaker. A barngaela swooped in for an attack but Ler barely held off. More came and Ler was almost unable to fend off.<br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"Thats it?....the end of me?....killed by lowly barngaelas?...NOOOOOOOO!"</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Ler shrieked as barngaelas from all sides crushed into him....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"Im...dead?"</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Ler was shrouded into darkness, this darkness so strange yet felt warm.....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"ROOOOOAAAAR!!!!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Ler awaken, a crimson red shone in his eyes. Is this Ler? Blood red spikes were forming on his body as a sheild, razor sharp claws replaced the fingers, and muscled hind legs appeared. This manacing beast, the true form of bloodlord...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn...Luck?" (This...Power?)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">The beast appeared to be in a state of berserk, taking down the barngaelas at soaring speeds. One by one, the barngaelas were striked down, and blood flowed like river. Half the population were wiped out in an instant while the rest fled for their lives. However, Ler did not give chase. His crimson eyes started to glow even brighter, an arm was risen...the blood on the ground shoke, and flowed the motion of the arm...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Bloody desert...." Ler muttered in a devilish voice...</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">"CRUSH!" The cave exploded a bright red! Engulfing the lives of every organism within.</span><br /><br />Jan and Zee were walking back from the beach....<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc6600;">"Holy Buabuadum! Lets go!"</span><br /><span style="color:#cc6600;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">when Jan and Zee arrived...the once barngaela den now appeared as an empty clearing. The ground seeped all the blood and turned red. Ler was lying in the middle of the place, unconcious...A few days later...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"What! The barngaela den got totally pwned? Who? Me? Hell no! I was totally ****** up!"</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Ler had absolutely no recollection of the incident, nor his hidden powers...</span><br /><br />Next Episode: Cierra...<br /><br />To be Continued....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-8773529117647559025?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-58042496894857570892009-01-01T22:34:00.002+08:002009-01-01T22:57:14.313+08:00<h2>Happy 2009 to Obuaism Members!</h2><br /><br />Woo...Obuaism.blogspot.com has passed the 2009 mark and we are pressing on to 2010, 2011 and so on! Thank all members for your support and we hope to bring more interesting stories and stuffs in this year of the Oxbua!<br /><br />The first story of 2009!<br /><br /><h3>Disgeabua: The ObuaLord</h3><br /><br />episode 5: Barngaelas strikes back!<br /><br />Barngaela Den, Rune Forest<br /><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn barn barn!" (It is damn fucked up!)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn barn barn barn barn barn?" (Are we not living things just like the humans?)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn barn barn barn!" (We just end up slaughtered everyday!)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn barn barn!" (By this guy called ler!)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn...barn barn!" (We shall get...our revenge!)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">The anger of the barngaelas burned in their eyes, the revenge on Ler of the original four is inevitable. Will Ler get out of this unscarred?...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"Slam the barngaelas♫ Bash the barngaelas♫...I will crush them ALL♫"</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Your singing sucks...and stop your barngaelas shit!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"Why you keep critising me? you got a problem with my barngaela trademark?"</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Just shut the fuck up lah...Jan is not back from the beach...I'll go see what he doing..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"I'll go to rune forest for some barngaela hunting then..."</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">With that, Ler seperated from Zee and headed to rune forest alone...not knowing the ambush which was awaiting him...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn!" (Fire!)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn Barn!" (Roger that!)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">A huge net appeared out of nowhere and ensnared Ler, but ler is no weakling and freed himself effortlessly from the net.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"Must be those stinky barngaelas...wait til I catch you all!"</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Failing the first plan, the barngaelas retreated back to their den to devise another strategy. However.....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn! Barn barn barn..barn...luck!" (fools! you pathetic kids...foolish..kids!")</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">What manacing words...the evolved form of the barngaelas, the barngaelucks took over the revenge action plan...</span><br /><br />Meanwhile....<br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"Damn it, my hand damn itchy and no barngaelas around....hey! whats that!?"</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Le found a cave in the middle of rune forest, that is the cave of the Barngaelas!!</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"O.o lucky lucky, Im gonna have a big smashing party today!"</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br />With that, he charged into the cave without thinking. The cave is slimy and dark, making mobility and sight a huge burden. The barngaelas on the other hand lived most of their lives in there and hence have the advantage in battle.<br /><br /><span style="color:#330000;">"Barn Luck!" (Attack him!)</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">To Ler's amaze, the barngaelas had gotten organised in their attacks with the barngaeluck captains leading each platoon. Ler was losing...maybe...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"I salute your determination to defeat me...hehe...I guess I have to do this...."</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Ler's body glowed a red aura, his body slowly transforming...his powers rising tremendously..Ler went into the form of the Bloodlord!...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#996633;">"now the fun begins.....hehe..."</span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Next episode: Bloodlord's wrath!</span><br /><br />To be continued...<br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#996633;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-5804249689485757089?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-37801651757462965932008-12-31T03:29:00.002+08:002008-12-31T04:01:51.872+08:00B-o-i<br />Chapter 2- b-o-i<br /><br />"ehh... my good walter, hows the investigation coming up? any new findings in the case?"<br />"oh, buabua-ali, its you.... i thought it was someone else... so far i cant really find anything, but theres a large amount strange substance in the deseased blood which i noticed thru the microscope, but i cant make out what it is, but i have a hunch that it has something to do with this case."<br />"i se-..."<br />*fone rang*<br />"ehh hello, obua here, how can i help, oh its u, general carter, what!? a zombie like being sighted at at around the crime scene? i'll be there asap...*puts down phone"<br />"my dear walter, i'll be out for a moment, continue with the investigation..."<br /><br />after 10mins, obua arrived at yew tee(actually i din mention where the crime scene was in the first chapter)... and many people were running towards his direction... and what he saw behind them was something he have never seen before, a zombie like human, with his shoulders and his legs corroding, walking towards his direction. that guy wasn even like human as the gunshots by the police did not even flinch him.<br /><br />"ehh!? holy papadum, in the name of the god of hand of maradona, what in the freaking goddamned blue hell is that!?!?... a walking corpse?"<br />obua exclaimed as he slowly moves back...<br /><br />"h.@5!$ el@!>..p.... ugethahahrhhrhh... he....lhuieha.lp.... ughhhareaa.... help.......m..e..."<br />and with that, the guy's right arm fell off, and a while more, he was down on the ground as his left leg corroded up to his pelvis... he wasn able to stand up and after 3mins, he stopped struggling and died.<br /><br />obua, with the cops, looked at the body in disgust... the blood of the guy slightly corroded the concrete floor and stopped after a while...<br /><br />in around 20mins time, the forensics came by and the same thing happened, every witness was brain-washed, but there was a kid which managed to slip pass the security...<br /><br />"its another strange death... what in the world would make this guy become zombie like? or rather, what is the cause of this severe corrosion? acid cant be that strong enough to corrode the whole arm and leg.... this is.... totally unreal...", exclaimed a forensic officer.<br /><br />"ehh... not really... i think i found the cause of the corrosion... if im not rong, it should be this guy's blood. look at the ground... some drops of his blood fell onto the ground and its slightly corroded. according to the files, the blood contained a special substance un-seeable by the naked eye. that should be the cause of this severe corrosion..."<br /><br />"as expected of the great detective buabua-ali... you're really a genius huh? alright guys, bring back more blood sample, and clear up this mess before the reporters arrive..."<br /><br />back in the lab....<br />"ehh... my dear walter, i guess ur hunch is correct.... cus im also thinking that the strange substance in the blood is causing the uberspeed-ed corrosion of the guy..."<br /><br />"ah, sir obua, u're back. i've just had a little dialogue with the forensics. we've came to a conclusion that the corrosion is caused by the substance. thou we still do not know the source, but its a highly corrosive substance, which will corrode anything as long as its in human blood, but when contacted with air, it'll lose its corroding ability.. it is a very special substance which do not move much... at most it'll spread to that body part, but normally it wont really move, so all the victims have only a part of their body instad of their whole body corroded. we've named this substance, the burning-organism-(from the)-inside, aka, b-o-i..."<br /><br />"i see... thats very detailed... but what actually caused them to have this substance in their blood? that is the main problem..."<br /><br />"sir obua... i think we have just found the cause of that..."<br /><br />to be continued....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-3780165175746296593?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-21693917532517930652008-12-30T23:35:00.004+08:002008-12-30T23:58:25.974+08:00<p><h3>Disgeabua: The ObuaLord</h3><p></p><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Not fair! Jan got his story first! Not fair!"</span></p><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#ff99ff;">"Think about it, he has to WORK on an off day"</span></p><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">"You and your retarded off days...."</span></p><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#996633;">"Hahahas you got scolded"</span></p><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Don't laugh ler, you and your even retarded barngaela killing spree"</span></p><br /><br /><p>Episode 4: Takoyaki Massacre</p><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#000000;">Jan faced off with kiki...</span></p><br /><br /><p></p><br /><br /><p></p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SVpArBLhCkI/AAAAAAAAABA/Wiqhhi1iuL4/s1600-h/kraken_k.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285608220467989058" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 222px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LgsTfSWYwrQ/SVpArBLhCkI/AAAAAAAAABA/Wiqhhi1iuL4/s320/kraken_k.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><--- Kiki<br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">"Unleash! My demonic energy!"</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Jan's inner power, demonic power was unleashed. Since young, Jan had always been different. He occasionally would unleash powers far surpassing normal humans and cause mass destruction. It was not after he met Lord Obua before he could control the power.</span><br /><br />Jan could feel power in his hands....<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">"I thank Lord Obua for what I have now, I will use this power bestowed on me to crush this ugly bitch!"</span><br /><p><span style="color:#000000;">The halberd Jan was holding shone brightly and a blackish red aura engulfed it. Jan sent a weapon wave towards kiki, immediately cutting off one of the tentacles.</span></p><p><span style="color:#999999;">"ROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!" </span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">That strike angered Kiki, it turned berserk, whipping its tentacles about, causing huge tremors on the earth.</span></p><p><span style="color:#cc9933;">"Damn, I can't stand properly! Hey bad guy! Control your pet abit will ya..."</span></p><p><span style="color:#6666cc;">"I can't...it wouldn't listen to anyone when it is angry...hehe"</span></p><p><span style="color:#cc9933;">"What type of an owner are you? Damn I guess I'll just have to take it on...ARGGHHHH!"</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">An intense battle preceded between Jan and Kiki. The power on both sides was so extreme it collected huge amounts of power and shook the lands around them.</span></p><p>After a million clashes, both sides were fatigued. This is a battle of endurance, until one side is down. Jan knew he had to think quickly, a way to defeat this manacing monster. Even with 3 tentacles being cut off, Kiki was still fighting strongly.</p><p><span style="color:#cc9933;">"I hate to do this, but I have to win this..."</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Jan quickly retreated into a blind spot and started chanting the summoning words.</span></p><p><span style="color:#cc9933;">"Terror of the seas, dragon being, king of waves, legendary serpent! I summon thee...Lebuatain!"</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">It is the legendary serpent of the sea Lebuatain, Jan planned to fight monster with monster! As the maelstorm subsides, a serpent emerged.</span></p><p><span style="color:#000066;">"Leeeee Buaaa Taaainnn!!!!!!"</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Lebuatain pulled Kiki under into the deep ocean, a fierce battle took place but being the king of the seas, Lebuatain emerged victorious.</span></p><p><span style="color:#3333ff;">"Noooo! My Kiki!! Next time you will pay for this!"</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">With the help of the legendary serpent, Jan scored a victory over Craig. He recovered his ring and set back home.</span></p><p><span style="color:#000099;">"EEhhhhh, craig craig craig...how do you think of my disciples....hehehe, Ehhhh I await your return...."</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">On the way home, Jan looked at his halberd...</span></p><p><span style="color:#cc9933;">"broken again...can I find a weapon with truely suits me...."</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">Next episode: Barngaelas Strikes Back!</span></p><p><span style="color:#996633;">"Hehe, must be my turn hahahaahhas....DIE Barngaelas!</span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">To be continued....</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-2169391753251793065?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-70904710445219495152008-12-29T02:29:00.002+08:002008-12-29T03:01:38.124+08:00<strong>b-o-i</strong><br /><strong>chapter 1- the o.b.u.a</strong><br /><br /><br />It was the year 2008...<br />everyday was the same, people living their own lifestyle...<br />but one afternoon, at a block, several residents complained about a horrible stench coming from inside of a flat, where a 19 year old young man lived alone.<br />the police then came to investigate, and after knocking down the door, they saw a gory sight in front of them. the young man, totally covered in blood, with his hands missing and his face deformed. some on-lookers vomitted on the spot due to the intense gore they see.<br /><br />After 30mins or so, the forensics arrived, and started working on the strange death of the young man, identified as neiger black, an american whom came to singapore to study. an hour has passed and the forensics cannot figure out the real cause of the death, but noticed tht his hands and face were actually corroded, and tht the blood contained an un-identify-able substance, causing the severe corrosion, and so, the death was stated- Strange.<br /><br />the residents of the block were brain-washed so as tht they will not remember anything about this incident using hypnotism and the crime scene was cleared up and locked up so that no one else could enter... after that, the police sent the case to a secret organisation known as- official bureau (of) universal assisting, aka o.b.u.a, which specialise in assisting the cops in any strange cases including murders, deaths, and others.<br /><br />when the director of o.b.u.a, buabua-ali, aka obua(thts why the bureau is named o.b.u.a) saw the case, he was smiling in excitement....<br />"finally... i have an interesting case at hand... this should help me kill some time... heh..."<br /><br />chapter 1, ended....<br />to be continued.....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-7090471044521949515?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-65799140840314297412008-12-28T23:59:00.002+08:002008-12-29T03:32:46.724+08:00Obua's original four (yes... after a long hiatus, its finally updated....)<br /><br />Chapter 2- return<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">"Damnit... i cant believe tht damned ler actually betrayed us... tht sonovabitch..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"I dun think he'll betray us for no reason... he must haf a reason for tht.... lets just forget abt him in the meantime and get ready to defend our lands at chinatown... the boii army is getting stronger as we talk nw..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;">"you're right... i'll mobilize our troops... we'll head out to china town, general marc, u go to defend punggol..."</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">"yea.... sure..."</span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">And so, the jz army went to chinatown and engaged in a battle with the hongkie sect army of boi's army...</span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">"I come from hong kong"(said in a hongkie accent)</span><br /><span style="color:#66ffff;">"like who fucking care?!?... die!!"</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">and the obua-ians charged at the boii clan with valor.... easily trashing the hongkie sect army of the boi-army.</span><br /><br />at punggol, the situation wasn as nice... marc was engaged by the bgl platoon... and the ler platoon...<br />marc was not really in the mood to fight as he was in a battle against his ex-ally(?)....but ler seemed to be brain-washed and was fighting like a cyborg....<br />after a long battle, the bgl's l was defeated, makeing it the bg platoon+ler's platoon vs marc's small army as marc's army was nearly wiped out, only leaving 300 units...<br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;">"ONWARDS!!! FIGHT!!!! THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM, FOR THIS.... IS.... CLAN OBUA!!!!!!!!!</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">then, after the verse, marc's army was totally wiped out... and b and g of the bg platoon told marc</span><br /><span style="color:#33ff33;">"join the boi-army.... i'll makesure u wont die then..."</span><br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;">"fuck off, i'll never join tht shit-hole bitch's army, kill me if u want, u may take my life, but not my freedom!!!"</span><br /><span style="color:#33ff33;">"then we shall grant u ur wish.... ler, kill him..."</span><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">"yes... sire..."</span><br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;">"ler... i cant believe you... how could u haf betrayed us... u son of a bitch... u deserve to die!...... i'll.... ugh.... sugar jia le, become gay..."</span><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">"<a href="mailto:ugh!!!%5E!@(&amp;%5E$*&amp;nigger!!!%20whats%20happening?"><span style="color:#cc9933;">ugh!!!^!@(&amp;^$*&amp;nigger!!! whats happening? i think i got my memores back</span></a>... fucking boii-army bastards... die!!"</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">and as the bg platoon watched in disbelieved, general ler gotten back his memories, and with the fighting style he learnt in the boii-army, he became a hybrid of the obua-ians and boii-army.... a oboiizard... he then summoned a mask of rot on his face, increasing his combat abilities by ten folds, and trashing the whole bg platoon singlehandedly.... </span><br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;">"ler... i knew u'll not betray us.... i guess u're back as one of the oof?"</span><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">"yea i guess"</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">and as ler said tht, he fainted as he ran out of spirit-power, after using the mask for 8seconds.</span><br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;">"well... rest well... i still cant believe how u pwned those asses in 8seconds.... but well.. who cares..."</span><br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">to be continued.....</span><br /><br />note... i did not rip off anything when writing this post....<br />p.s... as theres a new story- "b-o-i" released, oof may not be updated so frequently... neither will b-o-i too... i'll update when i haf the time...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5623611259110435539-6579914084031429741?l=obuaism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jen~De Arimasuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05234541873177237977noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623611259110435539.post-64470425450319743592008-12-06T21:04:00.002+08:002008-12-06T21:28:20.327+08:00<h3>Disgeabua: The ObuaLord</h3><br /><br /><span style="color:#330033;">"ehhhh toot...I think the bad guy will make his appearance in this episode!"<br /><br /></span><span style="color:#336666;">"Well toot...I wonder if it will be me!"</span><br /><span style="color:#336666;"></span><br /><span style="color:#330033;">"The bad guy would be a super awesome guy with a cool finishing attack toot!"</span><br /><span style="color:#330033;"></span><br /><span style="color:#336666;">"Take this toot! The Obuani Blast!"</span><br /><span style="color:#336666;"></span><br /><span style="color:#330033;">"Lets just get on with the story....toot"</span><br /><span style="color:#330033;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Episode 3: Arrival of the Bad Guy: Craig</span><br /><br />In the seaside cliffs near the forest of rune, stood a young man and something else...<br /><br /><span style="color:#6633ff;">"Woohohoho! My dear Kiki, you are the most glorious monster in the whole universe! Your slender legs, your bright eyes, and vicious fangs. Embrace me! My dear Kiki!"</span><br /><span style="color:#6633ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#999999;">"ROOOAAARRR!"</span><br /><span style="color:#999999;"></span><br /><span style="color:#6633ff;">"Hey wait Kiki, I did not mean it literally...wait!!!! AHHHHHH!!!" *Splash*</span><br /><span style="color:#6633ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Meanwhile, at a sunset beach....</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">"Man...it sure is boring...again....we definitely hold the record for a job with the most off days in a year..."</span><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"Can't disagree with that....with the Outcasts retreating into the Death Valley, we will have to wait till we are prepared..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#663300;">"I hope some bad guy with super awes