Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Obuaism chronicles – chapter 39 ~ State of the new world

Outside blitzcamp gates

Jan: Wtf, my curry powder justice make him become a black demon?

Zee: … racist sia your skill

Jun: Taste the power of Artillery Jun!

Zee: Uh… ok?... So what’s your power nigga?

Jun: My power is, big cannon fairy.

A fairy appears beside artillery jun.

Jun: Everything I say, however bullshit it is, will be made true by this little fairy.

Jan: Eh that’s op la… it’s like infinite wishes leh, nerf please

Jun: Muahahahahaha….. Now prepare to die! I one person can fight a whole army! I’m stronger than all of you added up x10!

The fairy beside artillery jun glows and suddenly, two anti air cannon appears on artillery jun’s hands.

Jun: Bwahahahahahaha, now die, scu-

Suddenly a rocket arm flys out and grabbed the fairy towards the obuaism forces and everyone just unleashed their attacks on the fairy, brutally vapourizing it.

Jun: NO MY FAIRY! MY BIG CANNON FAIRY!

Artillery Jun’s cannons disappeared as his cannon fairy disappears.

Jun: You guys will pay for this…

Artillery jun ran off

Zee: So… that was easy…?

Jan: Too easy. Anyways, come, fill me in with details.

The obuaism forces enters blitzcamp and caught up. Zee explained the current situation to Jan.

Jan: Oh yeah this is g-

As jan looks for g-seng, he was nowhere to be found.

Jan: Damn, I wanted him to join our clan, guess he went off…

Jan: So what’s next?

Zee: Apparently… from our sources, we can’t return to earth at the moment, especially with all the war going around this world.

Jan: So… minimumly we need to stop the war or something?
Zee: it will not be easy, this is machiam like that warring states period, everyone wants to be the leader, the king etc.

Jan: Well… Jespar right? What’s the current state of the world now?

Jespar: here’s the map.

Jespar: The small red dot is our location, below us is the Pierca Kingdom, our biggest threat at the moment.

Zee: What about the other dots with no name?

Jespar: I haven’t scouted that far yet. The only things I hear about are from the Pierca Kingdom.

Zee: So I guess… the safest route for us would be to take the northern side to set up for a war against the Pierca Kingdom?

Jespar: I guess so. I will send some scouts to check on them.

Jan: I guess a war will start soon…

Zee: I miss the old days though, all the comedy and stuffs… Shit has became too serious for some reason…

Jan: Ehh… I guess we will break the fourth wall less often now uh…

meanwhile

Lexa: Eh waiman, where did you find this batch sia?

Waiman: I just picked it up outside blitz camp, this shit is dope man.

Jespar: Wa, smoking again ah? So where’d you find your stuffs uh waiman?

Waiman: I got these outside of the camp… y’know, the weed-looking thingy there…

Jespar: Wait what!? Those are poison ivys!

Waiman: Bah, whatever, nowonder my hands feel itchy n-…. Wait what!!!?

Waiman and lexa applied for a week of medical leave after that.

Precious - 1:21 AM

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

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