Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Obuaism chronicles – chapter 39 ~ State of the
new world
Outside blitzcamp gates
Jan: Wtf, my curry powder justice make him
become a black demon?
Zee: … racist sia your skill
Jun: Taste the power of Artillery Jun!
Zee: Uh… ok?... So what’s your power nigga?
Jun: My power is, big cannon fairy.
A fairy appears beside artillery jun.
Jun: Everything I say, however bullshit it is,
will be made true by this little fairy.
Jan: Eh that’s op la… it’s like infinite wishes
leh, nerf please
Jun: Muahahahahaha….. Now prepare to die! I one
person can fight a whole army! I’m stronger than all of you added up x10!
The fairy beside artillery jun glows and
suddenly, two anti air cannon appears on artillery jun’s hands.
Jun: Bwahahahahahaha, now die, scu-
Suddenly a rocket arm flys out and grabbed the
fairy towards the obuaism forces and everyone just unleashed their attacks on
the fairy, brutally vapourizing it.
Jun: NO MY FAIRY! MY BIG CANNON FAIRY!
Artillery Jun’s cannons disappeared as his
cannon fairy disappears.
Jun: You guys will pay for this…
Artillery jun ran off
Zee: So… that was easy…?
Jan: Too easy. Anyways, come, fill me in with
details.
The obuaism forces enters blitzcamp and caught
up. Zee explained the current situation to Jan.
Jan: Oh yeah this is g-
As jan looks for g-seng, he was nowhere to be
found.
Jan: Damn, I wanted him to join our clan, guess
he went off…
Jan: So what’s next?
Zee: Apparently… from our sources, we can’t
return to earth at the moment, especially with all the war going around this
world.
Jan: So… minimumly we need to stop the war or
something?
Zee: it will not be easy, this is machiam like that warring states period, everyone wants to be the leader, the king etc.
Zee: it will not be easy, this is machiam like that warring states period, everyone wants to be the leader, the king etc.
Jan: Well… Jespar right? What’s the current
state of the world now?
Jespar: here’s the map.
Jespar: The small red dot is our location,
below us is the Pierca Kingdom, our biggest threat at the moment.
Zee: What about the other dots with no name?
Jespar: I haven’t scouted that far yet. The
only things I hear about are from the Pierca Kingdom.
Zee: So I guess… the safest route for us would
be to take the northern side to set up for a war against the Pierca Kingdom?
Jespar: I guess so. I will send some scouts to
check on them.
Jan: I guess a war will start soon…
Zee: I miss the old days though, all the comedy
and stuffs… Shit has became too serious for some reason…
Jan: Ehh… I guess we will break the fourth wall
less often now uh…
meanwhile
Lexa: Eh waiman, where did you find this batch
sia?
Waiman: I just picked it up outside blitz camp,
this shit is dope man.
Jespar: Wa, smoking again ah? So where’d you
find your stuffs uh waiman?
Waiman: I got these outside of the camp… y’know,
the weed-looking thingy there…
Jespar: Wait what!? Those are poison ivys!
Waiman: Bah, whatever, nowonder my hands feel
itchy n-…. Wait what!!!?
Waiman and lexa applied for a week of medical
leave after that.