Friday, November 8, 2013
Obuaism Chronicles -
chapter 38 ~ Reunion once again.
On the deck of Cannon
Jun’s ship
Cannon Jun: Yar Har
fiddle dee dee, being a
pirate is all right to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are
a pirate!
Jan: Walao
eh, noisy leh you
Cannon Jun:
It’s capt’n to you, scum, I 7 years old sta…
Jan: start to fire your gun below, eight years old
start assembling guns, nine years old get your marksman badge for every single
kind of gun. Yala I know I know ….
Cannon Jun: oh, I see
land! Land hooooo!!!!
Cannon jun steers his
ship closer to the island he saw.
Meanwhile, on the
island, coincidentally as usual, in Blitz camp, where jespar, zee waiman and
lexa are…
Lexa: ughhh….
Waiman: Zee, lexa’s
awake.
Lexa: What the hell…..?
Zee: You were kinda
injured, you’re now in heaven.
Lexa: So…. I’m dead?
Zee: you can say that.
Blitz Camp solder:
Pirates! Pirates are attacking!!
Jespar: To arms my
friends!
Blitz camp gates
Cannon Jun: come at me
you scums, I’m cannon jun, that’ll be the last name you’ll ever hear!
Blitz camp soldier:
Drogba!
Blitz camp soldier 2:
Garen!
Cannon Jun: What the
hell are you guys saying?
Blitz camp soldier:
Names, so your name will not be the last name I’ll hear.
Cannon Jun: …. DIE BY
THE GUN OF CANNON JUN! *fires his gun*
Blitz camp soldier:
ughhhhhh fuck… I heard his name before I die….
Blitz camp soldier 2:
No you will not my friend, don’t di-
*bang*
Blitz camp soldier 3:
how dare you kill my comrades! Di-
*bang*
Blitz camp soldier 4:
Cruel…. Just too cruel….
Cannon Jun:
Bwahahahahahaha, I’m cannon jun, come stop me if you can!
Meanwhile, while
cannon jun is massacring Blitz camp soldiers, Jan and G-seng were playing big 2
with the other pirates at their camp near to the blitz camp gate.
Jan: aiya, he want Rambo
let him go lor, he 7 year old start to fire his own gu-
G-seng: we know we
know we know …. Lets just leave him to die there alone…
Back to the Blitz camp
gate
Cannon Jun: Come only!
Arrrr! *fires*
Blitz camp soldier 47:
Ughhh
In Blitz camp
Zee: wa, jespar, why
aren’t we helping them?
Jespar: aiya, they’re
just extras, let them die, need reduce the amount of manpower also, not enough
food….
Blitz camp gate
Cannon Jun: damn, why
are there so many stupid guards!? *fires* Coward leaders, come out and face the
great pirate, cannon jun now!
Blitz camp soldier 237:
is this… the end……?
Jespar: Its about time….
Zee, lets go.
Cannon Jun: Ahhh, finally,
you cowards…
Zee: *not enough sleep….*
Yawns… ehhh jespar, he say you coward leh, si wa buay lun…
Jespar: you stupid
pirate!!! Die!
Jespars speeds up and
dashed towards Cannon jun and gave him an uppercut, launching him to the air
around 50metres from the ground.
Zee: Woah wtf…..
Cannon jun does a
backflip in the air and lands 30 metres away from jespar.
Cannon Jun : heh, you’re
not bad, but not good enough, weakling. Come my men
Jan/G-seng arrives reluctantly
into the battlefield
Jan: Zee…and waiman….?
G-seng: Your comrades?
Jan: yeah….
Cannon Jun: Ye said
something jan?
Jan: nah nah… not
really. Let me face them alone capt’n.
Cannon Jun: good good,
show me what you can do.
As jan walks pass
cannon jun, he threw a packet of curry powder which burst at cannon jun’s eyes
Cannon Jun: Arrrghhhh
my eye!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan: This is a mutiny
capt’n, now die.
Jan summons a gigantic
arcane sword above cannon jun, and the sword pierces through cannon jun
Cannon Jun:
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cannon jun falls to
the ground
Jan: Finally, freedom.
Glad to see you guys again, brothers.
Zee: Great to have you
back.
Jespar: uhhh, I don’t
think… it’s the end yet…
Zee and jan turns
back, and sees cannon jun standing up.
Cannon jun: ugh. Heh,
you think you have already defeated me, scum? How dare you betray me. Prepare to
die.
Cannon jun takes a gem
from his pocket and the gem started shining, releasing great power.
Cannon Jun: I can feel
it…. I CAN FEEL IT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cannon Jun starts
metamorphing and turned into a demon with a gigantic cannon.
???: Heh, cannon jun
is no more, my name is artillery Jun, prepare to die.
To be continued.
Precious - 6:30 PM
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