Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Obuaism Chronicles – Chapter 37 ~ The Brilliant strategist

Deck of…. Whatever the ship is called

???: Ok…. Lets prepare some stuffs…

Jan: Like?

???: I need items to start my ritual for the south wind. Get me a Chinese sword, a bell, some yellow talisman paper, and bananas.

Cannon Jun: and…… how the hell would we find those here?

???: True…. Then give me a sword would do.

Jan: Here (Hands over a sabre to…) oh yeah, what’s your name?

???: Me? Chicken God, but call me G-Seng. Ok… Time to start my ritual. Lets all face to the south…

G-Seng starts muttering random stuffs, swinging his sword recklessly like a drunk, apparently calling that a ritual….

After two hours…

Jan: …. Eh, can work one anot?

Cannon Jun: Cannot you walk the plank ah….

G-seng: *worried* 2mins more… hold on hold on…

After 2 minutes…

Jan: I feel a cool breeze coming from behind us…

Cannon Jun: Hmm, wow, it actually worked….

G-seng See!? I told you so…

Shipmate: CAPT’N! A SITUATION!

Cannon Jun: What situation?

Shipmate: Turn around!

Jan, Cannon Jun and G-seng turns around. Behind them, which was the front of the ship, was a gigantic sea dragon-ish creature, facing them with a terrifying gaze.

Jan: Uh oh…. This doesn’t seem… good?

Cannon Jun: Wind don’t have, you freaking summoned a dragon you idiot!

G-Seng: It was an accident!!! Its not my fault! But I think we can contest this dragon! Lets fight!

Jan: Are you mad?

G-Seng: Lets go!!! (Better to die against this dragon than to walk the plank…)

G-Seng equips his hand crossbow, firing silver bolts over at the dragon

???: Ouch ouch ouch, stop shooting me!

Jan: Did the dragon just talk?

G-Seng: What the…

???: I’m Cervantes, a spawn of Kizamaluke. Well… I don’t wanna harm you, its just that… I’m really hungry… do you guys happen to have any bananas?

Jan: Bananas…?

Cannon Jun: Gimme a minute….

Cannon jun comes back with boxes of bananas.

Cervantes: Wa, bananas~ Thanks dude. Anyway for me to repay you?

G-Seng: Can we tie a rope on you for you to bring us to shore? No more wind…

Cervantes: Do I get more bananas?

Cannon Jun: Deal.

And so, Cervantes became… whatever that ship is called’s navigator.

Cannon Jun: Wahahahahahahaha! Freaking awesome right my ship now! Hahahahahahahaha!

G-Seng: So Capt’n, do I become your strategist now?

Cannon Jun: What? You sum-

G-Seng: Precisely! I summoned the dragon, I made your ship move, I succeeded! See? I told you I need bananas, I was preparing.

Cannon Jun: Oh yah…. Ok la, I hereby declare you my strategist. Jan, you shall be my right hand man officially.

Jan: Wait…. I never said I’d joi-

Cannon Jun: Ah lan dui la, gan, I say you in means in don’t talk so much.

Jan: Sigh, fine… just til I find my old comrades, I’ll join you.

And Jan joined the crew of Cannon Jun

To be continued…

Precious - 10:17 PM

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

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