Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Obuaism Chronicles Chapter 35.5

AD 2000: Passing Labor City

Passing Labor City, a bustling city from trade of firearms and machines. People live luxurious lifestyles here thanks to the wonderful leaders governing this wonderful place.

King Kymsyang (Not a korean apparently) rules over Passing Labor with absolute authority with his right hand man, Ong "Gambler God" In-chek. These two leaders brought prosperity over Passing Labor since they took over the helm.

However, every place has a black sheep...or in this case, a black donkey.

==The Legend of Donkey Sek==

Passing Labor City: Six "R" Two Tavern

Drunk Guy: Bring me more booze!!!!!!! MORE BOOZE!

Tavern Master: Right away Sire!

It was an ordinary busy day in Six "R" Two Tavern

Gossiping Drunkard A: Heard about the new guy in the government?
Gossiping Drunkard B: Yeah think his name is Sek or something...
Gossiping Drunkard C: His nickname is donkey i heard....he looks and sounds like one
Sek: He hor....really looks like donkey meh?Gossiping Drunkard C: Haha nice impersonation...heee horrrr heee horrr!!!Sek: huh? I not impersonating he hor!Gossiping Drunkard C: Hahaha there you go again he hor!!!!! heeee horrr!!!

5 mins later.....
Tavern Master: Get some guys over here! Three dead men found!

With a navy blue beret on his head, uniform ever so neat, Sek walks out of the Tavern with pride and glory. Nobody badmouths the Donkey...nobody...

Obua: ehhhhh my dear pupil Jan....ehhh i bring you to nice place today. My old friend Kymsyang asked me to visit him.
Jan: Master Obua, why never bring Zee along? We brother brother later he jealous!
Obua: If I bring him along....chapter 35 will be wierd....since he would have met Donkey
Jan: Chapter 35??? What talking you? Who is Donkey?
Obua: I don't know either....ask the writer lah. Come we got nice restaurant eat lunch first

Passing Labor City: DeeSeeCee Chinese Diner

Jan: Master, why this place name so funny called DeeSeeSee?
Dee: Because
See: We are
Cee: Brothers

In front of them stood triplets who are the bosses of this diner
Jan: Oh they brother brother lah hahahaha

Obua: Lets order food, I want this Matador Launcher Set
Jan: Then I shall have this ThunderFlash superb feast!

Meanwhile some diners were gossiping
Gossiping Hungry Man A: Hey did you hear about the Six "R" Two Tavern incident?Gossiping Hungry Man B: Yeah! 3 men found deadGossiping Hungry Man C: I reckoned its the "Donkey" Sek

Gossiping Hungry Man A: Why is he called Donkey again??Sek: You all hooorrr....why talkin about donkey again? He hor....so famous meh?

Gossiping Hungry Man B: More like infamous but anyway I think I was the only eye witness who saw him running away from the crime scene.
Sek: You really saw him hor???Gossiping Hungry Man B: Yeah with my own two eyes...

A loud explosion occured in DeeSeeSee moments later....

Obua: Ehhhhhh WTF!??? My matador launcher set!!!!!!
Jan: My ThunderFlash superb feast!!!!
Both: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!!

Sek: He hor...( pointing to Gossiping Hungry Man B) saw me running away from crime scene...so he hor....must die.....and so will the two of you.....hehehe horhorhor...

How will this battle turn out? To be continued along with the original main story...

Precious - 12:59 PM

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

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