Sunday, September 16, 2012
Obuaism Chronicles – Chapter 34 ~ Path to a new world
New O-hq
Jan: So … Yeah, been a long time, Lexa…
What brings you here?
Lexa: I’ve heard you’d need some firepower,
so yeah, here I am…
Zee: I see…
Well, pretty glad we have you here, we would be dead if not for your
timely appearance.
Lexa: Don’t mention it. So.. this is the
amount of people we have…?
Zee: Yeah…
Waiman: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…… is
that enemy I see there…?
Jan: Walan eh… kns, just came back from a
big battle now another battle…? Sigh, to arms!
Outside New O-hq
Jan: Ok shit… this is one heck of an army….
Zee: We are… damn out numbered this time…
???: Heh, Mein Name ist Hitler, verbeugen sich vor mir! (My name is hitler,
bow before me!)
Jan: So… we have hitler with
his army there…
???: 毛泽东在此，准备送死吧！(Mao Zedong is
here, prepare to die!)
Zee:
Ok…. Then we have chairman mao there… I wonder who else is joining the party…
???: Go my terrorists! Let them eat our turban
bombs for a****! For I am Osama!
???:
Onwards! Kill all of them, leave none of them, or my name is not Saddam!
Kiat:
now terrorists has appear as well…
???: Ленин - это имя Мое, в
советской России, вам не пустяк, мы объединились.( Lenin is my name, in soviet
russia, you don't invade us, we invade you.)
Waiman: Lenin eh…. We have a
hella party here man...
Zee: Ok… so our small army
of 35000 soldiers, against terrorists, communists, Nazis and uh…. Russians…?
Kiat: Reporting, their total
strength is over 900000!!!! This is an impossible battle!
Jan: Ehhhhhh Lexa, can do
the same shit you do on the bridge earlier? The cute cute mushroom cloud….
Lexa: Uhhh… We’re
surrounded…?
Waiman: uhhh… am I high…? Or
is there something in the sky….?
Zee: Seems like… a vortex or
some sorts…
Jan: Well…. I don’t think I’m
high… But it seems to be getting bigger…
Boii: Boiiiiii its
impossible to escape from us, and if you’re trying to escape while diverting
our attention, its pretty much useless. We’re not stupid! Boiiiii! Go my men!
Osama/Saddam/Lenin/Mao/Hitler:
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The great neo-axis army
charged at the obuaism forces, but as they close down, suddenly the from the
eye of the vortex, a ray of light appeared, shining towards the obuaism
warriors.
Zee: Arghhh Its so bright!
Jan: I feel like I’m flying!
Lexa: Damn, what’s happening
to us??
Kiat: Can’t see shit, what’s
happening!?!?
Waiman: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I’m
tripping, I’m flying, this batch of weed is so awesome!!!!
And slowly, the obuaism
warriors got sucked into the eye of the vortex, while the neo-axis forces and
Boii stared in disbelief.
Boii: BOIII, FUCK! They
always escape one! Wtf, its not fair! Not the first time already!
@#@(!&^%(@!(#*!!!!!
127 hours later, in a world
which is not known to man.
Location: ???
Jan: Ughhhhh, where’m I…
Where’s everyone else….?
Jan woke up alone in a
forest, with none of his ally in sight.
Jan: Ugh, what the hell
happened… I remembered New o-hq was attacked by a big force… then a vortex
appeared… and some bright light sucked us in here… but where’re the others….?
Zee!! Kiat!!! Lexa!!! Waiman!!!!?!?!?!?
Jan: Ugh…. No point staying
here, shall walk around I guess…
So jan, picked up his golden flachions and explored his surroundings.
1 hour later, at some beach
area.
Jan: Hmm, seems like there’s
a ship there, maybe I’ll ask for directions…
So jan walked towards the
ship, when he was attacked by a group of pirates-looking foes.
Pirate group leader: Arrrh,
what luck, to find ye, a lone landrubber on our territory, men, capture him!
Jan: Heh, you fools think you can defeat me?
Jan draws his sword, when
out of sudden, he felt a sharp pain on his neck.
Jan: Ughh, whats…. Thi…ss…….?
Pirate sidekick: I got him,
sire, a tranquilizer dart right at his neck.
Pirate group leader: Lets
bring him back to our leader.
2 hours later, on the decks of the pirate ship.
Jan: Ughhhh….. What’s this… where’m I…?
Jan woke up finding himself
bound onto a pole.
???: I see yerrr awake. So
tell me, what’re you doing in our territory?
A man with a cutlass on his
waist and a hand cannon behind him appeared.
Jan: ugh, who are you, what
the fuck, I just walk around and I get attacked by pirates who sleep darted me
and now I see myself tied to this pole…..
“Pirate Lord” Cannon Jun: Me
name is Pirate Jun, lord pirate of this ship. 7 years old started smoking, 8
years old started drinking, 9 years old joined this pirate crew, 10 years old
became the lord of the se-
???: Pirate lord I see…?
His mother one, who’s the pirate lord?
Cannon Jun: Ehhh, shit, sorry
sire, you are, captain gangplank.
Gangplank: Heh. So now,
landrubber, would you serve under my crew, under my flag?
Jan: I only have a lord whom
I will serve, and he is surely not you, pui!
Gangplank: His mother one,. give you chance to live you also don't want, very well. Men, prepare
the plank, lets feed him to whatever’s down below the sea!
Crew: Aye capt’n!
Jan: Ugh, is this…. The end…?
To be continued.