SUDDEN POST

This summer.....
*scene transits into a dark room*
Jan: where...am..i?
BOOM!
*Scene transits to a garden with canaries flying everywhere*
Zee: Birds...are...amazing creatures..they fly and shit all over the place..
Derrick: Erm..those are ladybugs
Zee: Shut up Derrick!

In the lands of eternal war struggles, the battle enters its climax
*Scene transits to a battlefield, William Wallace flying on an airship*
Wallace: THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY MAY NEVER TAKE...BANG!
*He crashes into a wall...*

The warriors shall bloom once more, all for the sake of humanity.
*A tea party..*
Jan: Lalala obua obua, lalalala obua obua
Kiat: thats a nice song, where did you learn it from?
Jan: Obuatube.com...


The fights get more epic...
*On a hill, Gerr beating up a rabbit*
Gerr: That...*Bam*...is...*Bam*...for...*Bam*..stealing my bun!


The warriors gain more strength....
*Cloakman*
???: This potion will grant you 544393732932050 exp and will cost $2000 per bottle...


The enemies get tougher...
*Cloakman again..*
???: This potion will cost your enemies to lose 544393732932050 exp and will cost $2000 per bottle


New Allies...
*Cloakman...again?*
???: Hi Obuaians, I am your new merchant and I'm here to aid you and your friends against your enemy


New Enemies...
???: Hi Boii-ians, 
 I am your new merchant and I'm here to aid you and your friends against your enemy

OBUAISM SEASON 2