Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Obuaism Chronicles – chapter 33 ~ Battle of Woodlands Checkpoint
Bridge
Woodlands Custom Bridge (Obua Forces Camp)
Jan: Damn, their army is like freaking big, how?
Zee: Siao liao… we 3 with 20,000 soldiers, hard to win leh…
Furthermore…
*Flashback*
Woodlands Custom Bridge (Battleground)
???: heheh, there are unexplained phenomenons. Now, you all shall be
destroyed by my supreme force!!
Jan: Aiya, north Korean army, technology like 30 years ago one,
scared what?
Zee: Ya hor, we all use lasers, beams, soundwaves and whatsoever
unrealistic shit already, they still using swords or guns… Kim Jong-il, want
fight war also use better technology ma…
Kim: Heh, you think I’m not ready for this war? My 300,000 soldiers
are equipped with the newest nuclear handgun, a powerful gun which fires
nuclear bullets with a blast radius of 400AoE.
Zee: Eh wtf, why still got AoE one? How big is 400AoE?
Kim: This you also dunno, a circle of 4 meters lor, fool, now you
still think you got a chance?
Jan: Ok this time really siao
liao….
Kim: Heheheh- Shit… Timeout for 2 hours, I need to go toilet,
stomachache! Lets have a truce!
Zee/Kiat/Jan: …….
*back to live*
Jan: But heng leh, he need shit now we got time prepare…
Zee: Prepare what? I think by the time I reach the enemy area with
my dual blades I already kena blasted to smithereens le…
Kiat: No choice la, time’s almost up… We gotta go fight them already…
Woodlands Custom Bridge (Battleground)
Kim: So have you all prepare to come back and die?
Zee: We’ll see about that… For all you know, in a count of 5, you’d
probably be dead.
Kim: Oh? We’ll see about that.
Zee: *whispers* Ok guys, here’s the plan, he count til 5, we throw
smokebomb run ok?
Jan/Kiat: Set….
Zee: Ok, you dare, you close your eyes and countdown from 5. You
sure die one.
Kim: Heh, we’ll see… *closes eyes* Ok… 5….4……3…..
Jan: Quick leh your smokebomb!
Zee: Shit I bring wrong! The one is that time make for waiman that
Weedbomb!
Meanwhile, back at the New O-hq
Waiman: *cough cough* wtf is this, diz no weed, this is… ugh, smoke?
Back to the Woodlands Custom Bridge (Battlegrounds)
Jan: Sigh, amen….
Kiat: gg…
Kim: 2…….1..-
Suddenly as Kim was gonna say zero, he disappeared into a mushroom cloud
caused by a large explosion from below him, along with his entire army.
Zee: Wtf was that!?
Kiat: No idea…
Zee: Yeah, hands down, but that saved us, and destroyed the custom bridge…
Now People won’t be able to attack us from Malaysia now…
Jan: But I wondered who helped us…
Suddenly, a stranger appeared.
???: Its been some time, Zee, Jan.
Zee: Oh!!! So it was you, should’ve known!!!
Jan: yeah lor, shit, memory getting bad sia…
To be continued.
Meanwhile, back at the New O-Hq…. as it slowly becomes a O-hq ruins
again….
Waiman: Woahhhhhhh this smokebomb aint bad, freaking
haiiiiighhhhhhh, wooooooooooooooooooh! If not for that thunderous coughing from
somewhere, it’ll be better!
Obua: *Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcough Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcough* wtf is with
all this smoke, *ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcough
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcough*
Precious - 12:48 AM
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