Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Obuaism Chronicles – chapter 33 ~ Battle of Woodlands Checkpoint Bridge

Woodlands Custom Bridge (Obua Forces Camp)

Jan: Damn, their army is like freaking big, how?

Zee: Siao liao… we 3 with 20,000 soldiers, hard to win leh… Furthermore…

*Flashback*

Woodlands Custom Bridge (Battleground)

???: heheh, there are unexplained phenomenons. Now, you all shall be destroyed by my supreme force!!

Jan: Aiya, north Korean army, technology like 30 years ago one, scared what?

Zee: Ya hor, we all use lasers, beams, soundwaves and whatsoever unrealistic shit already, they still using swords or guns… Kim Jong-il, want fight war also use better technology ma…

Kim: Heh, you think I’m not ready for this war? My 300,000 soldiers are equipped with the newest nuclear handgun, a powerful gun which fires nuclear bullets with a blast radius of 400AoE.

Zee: Eh wtf, why still got AoE one? How big is 400AoE?

Kim: This you also dunno, a circle of 4 meters lor, fool, now you still think you got a chance?

Jan: Ok this time really siao liao….

Kim: Heheheh- Shit… Timeout for 2 hours, I need to go toilet, stomachache! Lets have a truce!

Zee/Kiat/Jan: …….

*back to live*

Jan: But heng leh, he need shit now we got time prepare…

Zee: Prepare what? I think by the time I reach the enemy area with my dual blades I already kena blasted to smithereens le…

Kiat: No choice la, time’s almost up… We gotta go fight them already…

Woodlands Custom Bridge (Battleground)

Kim: So have you all prepare to come back and die?

Zee: We’ll see about that… For all you know, in a count of 5, you’d probably be dead.

Kim: Oh? We’ll see about that.

Zee: *whispers* Ok guys, here’s the plan, he count til 5, we throw smokebomb run ok?

Jan/Kiat: Set….

Zee: Ok, you dare, you close your eyes and countdown from 5. You sure die one.

Kim: Heh, we’ll see… *closes eyes* Ok… 5….4……3…..

Jan: Quick leh your smokebomb!

Zee: Shit I bring wrong! The one is that time make for waiman that Weedbomb!

Meanwhile, back at the New O-hq

Waiman: *cough cough* wtf is this, diz no weed, this is… ugh, smoke?

Back to the Woodlands Custom Bridge (Battlegrounds)

Jan: Sigh, amen….

Kiat: gg…

Kim: 2…….1..-

Suddenly as Kim was gonna say zero, he disappeared into a mushroom cloud caused by a large explosion from below him, along with his entire army.

Zee: Wtf was that!?

Kiat: No idea…

Jan: Woah, that’s the cutest mushroom cloud I’ve ever seen….

Zee: Yeah, hands down, but that saved us, and destroyed the custom bridge… Now People won’t be able to attack us from Malaysia now…

Jan: But I wondered who helped us…

Suddenly, a stranger appeared.

???: Its been some time, Zee, Jan.

Zee: Oh!!! So it was you, should’ve known!!!

Jan: yeah lor, shit, memory getting bad sia…

To be continued.

Meanwhile, back at the New O-Hq…. as it slowly becomes a O-hq ruins again….

Waiman: Woahhhhhhh this smokebomb aint bad, freaking haiiiiighhhhhhh, wooooooooooooooooooh! If not for that thunderous coughing from somewhere, it’ll be better!

Obua: *Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcough Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcough* wtf is with all this smoke, *ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcough ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcough*

Precious - 12:48 AM

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

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