Thursday, July 19, 2012

It’s the long awaited return of obuaism chronicles, like after 2 years, finally…

Jan: walao eh, finally ah…

Waiman: Sure damn crappy one…

Obuaism Chronicles – Chapter 32 ~ Neo-Singapore, end of old threats, appearance of new threats.

Outside o-hq

Jan: Shit, why is William Wallace revived!?

William Wallace: Revived? Hah, you foolish mortals, I’m an immort-

Before William Wallace could finish his sentence, the sky turned dark, and a large vortex appeared.

Zee: Wha- What’s happening!?

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a gigantic meteor appeared and landed on the face of Singapore, wiping out half of the country.

18 hours later

O-hq ruins

Jan: Ughhh… What happened…?
Zee: I don’t know… some meteor apparently flew down… Derrick? Waiman? Kiat? You guys ok?

Waiman: … yeah… fuck, I’m high as fuck….

Kiat: I’m here, but…. I think derrick was killed by the meteor…

Jan: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….. wait, who gives a damn…

Zee: Kiat, help us check the casualties from that meteor.

Kiat: Apparently, the NYL clan was completely wiped out. The eternal dominion and boii clan has disappeared from the face of earth, but there’s no signs of their deaths except some of their kar kias. Marc and Ler has disappeared too.

Jan: Wait, how the hell... you get the info so fast??

Kiat: #wtfthatmeteorite. Trending worldwide.

Jan/Zee: ……

Zee: Anyways, we shall use this chance to mobilize our forces. Jan, you go unify the whole of Singapore under our control, I’ll stay here with this crackpot and Kiat to rebuild our hq.

2 hours later

Zee: Ok… now the final decorations….

Jan: Done, the whole of Singapore is under our control.

Zee: Wtf, so fast!?

Jan: You never play those war games meh? Those castle that no one inside one normally just walk past you take over liao…

Zee: ….

Jan: Ok la, I took a knife and pointed at this man called Lee Boring Dragon to give me the deed of the whole Singapore.

Waiman: Ughhhhhhh… Well, what do we do now?

Zee: I don’t know… No enemies, no boi-clans, Nylclans….

Kiat: Hold on, we’re receiving a transmission from Antarctica!

“*Bzzt* Boiiiiiiii, I have returned. Today, I shall declare war on all of you guys!”

Zee/Jan: What!? That was awfully a fast return from boii! What do you mean?

Boii: Boiiii, during the time where you guys are K.O-ed, I’ve made formidable allies. Now lets play a game. This shall be our final battle. If you defeat all my allies, you win. If you lose Singapore, you lose, fair enough?

Jan: You’re on!

Boii: boiiiiii, my first ally is already on his way to attack you, heheeheheheheh, good luck, may the odds be ever in your favour! Now if you would excuse me… Geerrrr, I’m comi-

Kiat: *Switches off the transmission*

Obuaian soldier: Sires, a large force of enemy has reportedly arriving at the customs!

Zee/Jan: Lets go!

So Zee, Jan and Kiat travelled to the Woodlands Customs with a force of 20,000 to meet with the enemy.

Woodlands custom

Zee: Eh wait, where’s Waiman?

Jan: High as fuck, smoking his… y’know….

Zee: …

Jan: Come to think of it…. The enemy has a pretty large force…

Kiat: Estimated amount, around 300,000

Jan: Shit….

???: Heheheh, Its seems you fools have arrived.

Zee: Wait… isn’t that…

Jan: It is….

Kiat: But shouldn’t he be dead like last year December 17…?

???: Heheh, there are unexplained phenomenons. Now, you all shall be destroyed by my supreme force!!

To be continued…

Jan: Ehh Zee, you remember go this guy called oldtiger? Where he disappear to anyways ah?
Zee: Aiya, ask the writer lor, stupid one always come in one character then disappear one…

Derrick: WHY DO I HAVE TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE………… T.T

Jan/Zee: GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Precious - 2:48 PM

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