Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 31 ~ Allies searching again

O-Hq

Jan: I'm back...

Derrick: Finally, how did it go?

Jan: This is oldtiger, fluffytiger's father

Waiman: What!? That bastard's father!?

Oldtiger: I'm sorry, i'm really sorry for what my son has done... I myself can't control him, ever since his sister's death to the Boii clan, he has been lusting for power and has joined the boii clan in hope of revenge, but he seemed to be brainwashed by boii... If there is anything i can do, my axe is under your command, what I want is just his freedom from the grasp of the boii clan

Jan: So thats why fluffytiger is under control of the boii clan...

Derrick: you better not betray us, old man...

Oldtiger: i swear on my dick.

Derrick: Well, then welcome to the Obuaians!

Jan: Now i wonder how zee is doing...

A random hut in Sungei Buloh

Zee: Brother Kiat, you there?

Kiat: Brother Zee! its been a long time... I've been waiting...

Zee: So you made up your mind?

Kiat: I guess, after all the eternal dominion assholes and boii-ian bitches are pissing me off

Zee: Well, lets go then

(Sounds of leafs rustling could be heard)

Kiat: Shit, they've found this location!

Zee: an ambush?

Kiat: Yea, be on your guard!

Outside Kiat's hut

glbin: Heh, give up now, fools, you have no chance of escaping!

zee: I can't believe you brought so much people with you, you really want us dead uh?

glbin: heh, i have to make sure you die, no?

kiat: Its either you're weak or you're a coward to bring such a big number to attack 2 people...

glbin: is 7 of us considered big number?

zee: ....

kiat: ........

(glbin, teitei, homeborn, joeseth, hopping mushroom, whaeli, mopling are the 7 of them just for the reader's info)

teitei: Actually isn't this kinda like... bullying?

glbin: ... whatever, prepare to die, you two!

kiat: get ready, zee

zee: you too, kiat...

kiat: let us use our ultimate technique!

zee: you got it!

glbin: what the hell?

kiat/zee: ok... gas mask on.... SMOKE BOMB! ZAO ZAO ZAO!!!

glbin: *cough* fucking cowards!!! *cough*

The area was surrounded in smoke and as the smoke subsided, kiat and zee were nowhere to be seen.

glbin: shit it...

2 hours later, back at O-HQ

Zee: that was damn bloody close...

Jan: Welcome back... Oh you've brought kiat back

Kiat: yo

Zee: he can provide us with the extra manpower we need anyways... so who's this old man?

Oldtiger: I'm oldtiger, fluffytiger's father

zee: I see.... wait, what!? Fluffytiger's father? Why the hell are you here!?

Jan: don't worry, he's on our side.

Derek: Eh siao liao, we're under attack!!

Zee: Walan eh, i just got back lei wtf...

Jan: Sigh, lets just get ready for battle...

Outside O-HQ

Fluffytiger: Today shall be the day where you guys will get eliminated!!

glbin: damn those two that escaped me, we shall destroy o-hq today!

Jan: Wa... almost full force lei they all... how?

Zee: Eh, last castle liao lei, if we lose this battle we will be eliminated lei...

Kiat: I guess lets prepare for battle then...

Derek: Wait... What is that figure there? A new foe?

glbin: Sire, i guess its time for you to introduce yourself to the obuaism maggots!

Gerr: Heh, I am Gerr, husband of boii, rised from the depth of hell to do battle with you guys!

Waiman: The hell is with this guy? He sound like fail character created just for the sake of comedy....

Gerr: How dare you? You shall pay for that phrase! But today, it shall not be I, who will do battle with you, *mutters incarnation* from the depths of hell, i summon thee, my good friend, destroy my enemies for me!

*A magic circle appears, and slowly a figure appeared in the middle*

???: Its been a long time.... since i have felt the glorious warmth of the sun...

Gerr: I shall leave this to you pal... *retreats*

???: As you wish, my old friend...

Jan: Wait... that figure... is so damn familiar!

Derek: Its... its......

Waiman: Isn't him that....

Zee/Jan/Derek/Waiman: ENGLISHMAN!?

???: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!

Thus was another noisy day outside of the o-hq...

to be continued....

Precious - 3:01 AM

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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