Thursday, July 29, 2010

Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 29 - Reckless

O-hq

Derrick: Yes, the Eternal dominion, an army lead by 4 heavenly kings, Sien, Boon, Heng, and Gao. Below them there're 6 generals, making up 10 in total.

Zee: I see... Well, nothing much we can't handle...

Jan: Of course!

Derrick: But the problem is how to fight clan boii and eternal dominion at the same time!

Marc: We can handle that!

Ler: Pikyu, too easy.

*Marc and ler rushes out with their weapons towards the eternal dominion encampment*

Meanwhile, at boi-ian's hq

Fluffytiger: How dare you trepass our encampent!? Who are you!?

Jey: I'm jey, ranked 9th of the eternal dominion at your service.

Fluffytiger: Hmph, ranked 9th? How strong can you be? Bwahahaha

Jey: You wanna try? heh

*Jey spawns a football in front of him*

Fluffytiger: A football? Hah, what kinda lousy weapon is that? Prepare to die, hwruahhhhhhhhhh!

*Fluffytiger lunges towards Jey with his two axes*

Fluffytiger: Fatal end!

*Fluffytiger lifts his two axe and prepares a heavy blow towards Jey*

Jey: you're slow, diving evasion!

*Jey fakes a fall and dodges away from fluffytiger's attack*

Fluffytiger: what the f..?

Jey: My turn, PK strike!

*Jey scoops up the football, and with a volley, fires the ball towards fluffytiger at the speed of 2583kmph and hits fluffytiger in his balls...*

Fluffytiger: Ugh......................

Jey: hahahahahahaa, what a weakli-

Boii: Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Jey: What the!? When did you appe- Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

*Boii appeared behind Jey suddenly with her hand on jey's shoulders and jey started rotting*

Jey: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......................

Boii: Boiiiii, with my new skills, the obuaians won't stand a chance, heheheheehehehehehe, fluffytiger, you are in for some serious training!

Fluffytiger: ugh... yes ma'am....

Eternal dominion HQ

Marc: Shit, when i was watching loliporn on my phone i accidentally lost ler... Whatever, i should be able to own these noobs...

???: *Hic*, who goes *hic* there?

*A man with 877 bottles of beer around him was at the gate of the EDHQ

Marc: I'm Marc of the Obuaians, name yourself.

???: *Hic* I'm known as Steven, aka Softrice steven *hic*, gatekeeper of the EDHQ, state your business!

Marc: Does destroying you guys count as a business?

Steven: huh? *hic*, *serious mode* You? A pig? Destroy us? Hahahahahahahahaahhaahahahaha!!!!! What a joke, come on, boy, lets have a drink...

Marc: Eeeeeee duwan, i don't drink, to hell with you!

*Marc lifts up his hunting horn*

Steven: Heh, you forced me to fight, beer rush!

*Suddenly, all 877 bottles of beer floated up, and all the beer inside sprayed out straight into marc's mouth*

Marc: ughrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhh

Steven: Stop beer rush!

*The spraying stopped*

Marc: *hic* little girllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Steven: What the?

Marc: I see little girl!!! *hic*

*marc slowly walks towards steven*

Steven: Wait wh-wh-wh-what the fuck are you trying to do!? NO No not my pants no no no ahh helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!

*A sharp cry could be heard*

Meanwhile, somewhere unknown....

Ler: I'm lost... ah fuck it... i'm sick of oof, everytime i no screen time, always its zee and jan, never me the main character, i'm gonna go create a new army... Ah i got a good name for it... The Kaiba corp! Time to gather people...

Back at boii-hq

Boii: boii, have you guys got the ingredients ready?

Joe-seth: Yes, milady, it'll be time for lord obpskuang's return

Boii: boiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Lets begin the ritual then! heheheehehehehehe......

O-hq

Jan: What.....is......this.......feeling..... of uneasiness?

Zee: What happened?

Jan: I don't know, i suddenly had this chill down my spine, and my eyelid keeps jumping, i have a bad feeling about this...

To be continued.....

Precious - 4:14 AM

Thursday, July 29, 2010

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