Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 28 - Traitor

O-Hq

Jan: Sien la, Villa miss penalty, there goes my aos betting, kns, fuck villa, fuck si villa

Zee: Ya lor, cui, left with $20 for this week le zzz

Marc: Eh you two stop watching the world cup la, we're still in a war lei

Zee: Aiya, they never attack, who cares?

Meanwhile, at the NYL clan hq

GGD: nabei! we're getting pushed back, just who are these people!?

???: Heheheh, you don't have to know who we're, we just love killing, and you guys are our target!

Hopping mushroom: Shit it, lets retreat, there's an emergency exit behind, gogogo, i'll hold them with my bystander a(skill)!

Glbin: Alright, lets all run

[While running]

Hopping mushroom: ow oh shit, that hurts like fuck

Glbin: ....

[Note: bystander a is a skill which creates a mirror image as strong as the user and give it a command, but any pain received by the image will be felt by the creator until he unsummon it]

ahni: fool...

Boii HQ

Fluffytiger: So you're back, milady

Boii: Boiiii, of course, i'm back, stronger than ever, now let us end the stupid obuaism fools!

[Joe-seth enters]

Joe-Seth: Milady, the NYL clan leader would like an audience with you.

Boii: Boiiiiiiiiii, let them in....

[Glbin enters]

Glbin: My greetings to you, milady boii, I, glbin humbly request to join forces with you as our forces have been almost obliterated....

Boii: Boiiiii, who did that?

Glbin: I don't know, it was 10 cloaked warriors who were very very strong, but i managed to kill one before escaping.

Boii: boiiiii... interesting, I shall accept you guys in my army, let us fight for the same goal to defeat obuaism!

Glbin: heh, I almost forgot about them, we'll kill them after the army that defeated me!

Meanwhile, somewhere near O-hq

Morphling: Sobs, sobs, why don't I get much screen time....? I want to have a gay scene with jan, i love him so much... yet he don't reply any of my calls and texts... Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *crys while slashing wrist*

O-hq

Jan: Brrrrrrrrr, what.... is.....this.....feeling..... of.....chilll......

Back to Morphling's scene

???: You're... Morphling from the Omfg, no??

[A hooded man in black appeared infront of Morphling]

Morphling: Who're you?

???: My name is Diego Esteban Miguel Vincente Ricardo Stefano Armaldo, but you can call me Jey Taesei or Jey.

Morphling: .... don't talk to me...

Jey: You're Morphling right?

Morphling: .... What do you want?

Jey: I need your power.

Morphling: Power?

Jey: Your ability to control your own blood... we need that.

Morphling: Wait, who on earth are you?

Jey: We're the group known as the Eternal Dominion, and our aim is to defeat all the top clans in the world. Recently one of our comrade fell in battle and we're looking for a talented warrior to take his place, and humbly invite you to join us.

Morphling: but....-

Jey: Don't worry, once we defeat everything, i'll intro girls to you.

Morphluing: Deal!

Meanwhile back at O-hq
Derrick: Eh siao liao siao liao

Jan: EH FUCK LA, Villa missed 3 penalties in this game liao....

Zee: Ya lor....

Waiman: .... [The freaking tv is on repeat for some reason]

Zee: Sigh, ya what, derrick?

Derrick: Latest news! Clan NYL has been obliterated and they've joined up with Clan boii!

Zee: What!? Who managed to defeat them!?

Derrick: I suspect its the clan.... Eternal Dominion...

Zee: Eternal... Dominion..?

To be continued.....

Precious - 5:03 AM

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

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