Monday, June 7, 2010

Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 27 - A new beginning

Last chapter, the oof sat down and had supper before the battle against Haperretiel.

After the dinner

Haperretiel: Heh, you guys have fallen into my trap!

Jan: Ugh, shit, what... is... this... feeling........................

Marc: Shit, stomachache....

Ler: Got meh? I ok wor... tsek tsek tsek....

Zee: Ugh, you eat too much random stuffs le la, ugh shit where the toilet!?

Haperretiel: I've put laxative into the firaga before i burned the chickens, prepa- ugh shit, i forgot my chicken was also affected!

*Haperretiel runs to the toilet while the others follow*

*After 20minutes, back in the throne room*

Haperretiel: Ahh, finally, but shit, plan A failed...

Zee: You're so weak til you have to use such methods against us uh?

Marc: Ya lor, noob

Jan: Cannot fight don't fight la

Haperretiel: Wha-... Fuck, i'm gonna fucking kill all of you guys!

*a dark aura surrounds Haperretiel*

Haperretiel: Demon form!!!

*Haperretiel starts to transform*

Ler: He looks... much more weaker I think...

Haperretel: Pestilence mode, smoke of death...

*Haperretiel lets out gas from his mouth*

Marc: Shit, don't breath in the gas! Its.... Poison i think!

Haperreitel: Heh.

Jan: Sigh, we breathe in, we also won't die one...

Marc: How come?

Jan: Don't forget, we're the main characters, cannot die one!

Marc: Oh ya!

Zee: Sigh, this arc have gone long enough, I guess its time eh?

Marc: Yea...

Ler: tsek tsek

Jan: I guess so, since the boii-ans aren't here, we can release our limits, time to end this...

OOF: Oof limit break!

Ler: Bloodlord mode, awaken!

*Ler enters his bloodlord form*

Marc: Might of the Arcanes, come my staff!

*Marc's staff appears*

Zee: Demonize, chiong ah!!

*Zee goes into demonize mode with his two peerless slashers*

Jan: Time to go all out this time, Black&White!

*all 3 rings on jan's hand shatters and transforms into a simple sword*

Haperretiel: Heh... 4 v 1 now isn't that so fair, Divided we stand, United we fall!

*Haperretiel splits into 4, one to the north, south, east, and west*

Zee: Seems like we'll need to kill all 4 to kill him

Ler: Its useless, he'll still die! I take the north!

Marc: South!

Zee: East then

Jan: that leaves west for me, Chiong ah oof!

*The oof rushes to all 4 Haperretiels and 1v1 each*

Ler's side

Ler: Estrella de la muerte

*Ler splits into 5, standing in a circle around Haperretiel A, and slashes past him, in a star pattern, leaving a inverted star of blood*

Ler: Haperretiel A owned.

Marc's side

Marc: Ultima fury, 20x Ultima!!!!

*2 voices come shouting from the east and west*

Zee: OI DON'T USE THAT, FREAKING LONG ANIMATION!!!

Jan: WTF, NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!!

Marc: Ugh, fine, come upon me, the power of the aeons, mega delta energy diamond dusted hellfire oblivion hammer w/ zanmato!

Haperretiel B: What's with that fucking long incarnation!!?!?

*From the sky, a beam fires down with many more smaller ones appearing and the whole area was frozen but was unfrozen by a big piece of flaming rock and a little demon attacking in lightning fast speed, and lightning comes down when Marc finishes Haperretiel with a swift strike with a summoned katana*

* Appeared above Haperretiel B*

Marc: Phew, that was tiring...

Zee's side

Zee: Sigh, demonizing really ends things too fast...

Haperretiel C: Oh really?

Zee: Hmph, quick draw...

*In a split second, Zee "teleported" infront of Haperretiel C*

Zee: Too easy...

*Haperretiel C splits into 4 pieces without even shedding a drop of blood*

Jan's side

Jan: Sigh, Black&White is an interesting weapon... It has two modes...

Haperretiel D: Oh really?

Jan: For example, this one... Dark mode.

*Black&White turns black*

Haperretiel D: Heh, what does it do?

Jan: Well, it can slice through anything... Through its shadow...

*Jan cuts the shadow of Haperretiel's arm and his arm falls without any blood dripping*

Haperretiel D: Ugh, shit, what the, well, i just have to shut off every light source here then! darkness!

*the whole area was swallowed by darkness*

Jan: Of course Dark won't work in the dark anymore, so we'll need the Light mode

*Jan's sword turns white and starts to glow*

Jan: in the light mode, as long as there is no other light around, it can slice through anything.

*In a swift cut, Haperretiel D was split into half*

Jan: Thats all folks.

Zee: So we did it... Haperretiel has fall...

Rin: yes, you guys did it, now i guess its time to say good bye.

Jan: You're Rin, no? I thought you were dead!

Rin: I'm a spirit of this world, stuck in here forever as long as Haperretiel lives, but since he is no more, i'll be gone soon, and sending you guys back to your time is why i'm here.

*four portals appear below the OOF*

Rin: It was fun! See you all some time in the future maybe?

Marc: *sniffs* we'll miss you

*a bright light engulfs the area as the OOF was teleported back to the present*

O-HQ

Zee: so we're back...

Waiman: Yea, like final fuckingly, where the hell you all go sia, never see you all for like hell long...

Morphling: Sigh... no body care about me le... *slash wrist*

Derrick: Wa paisei lei, we came back earlier than you guys...

Jan: Great to be back...

Marc: Ya lor...

Ler: Time to continue my PSP... shit, this game no english subtitles...

*Suddenly...*
???: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!

OOF: WTF!?!?!?

Derrick: Eh paisei, my handphone ringtone...

Ler: ...........

Marc: ..................

Jan: ..........................

Zee: .............................................

And thus, was another day in the O-hq

To be continued....

Precious - 10:47 AM

Monday, June 7, 2010

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