Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 28 - Traitor
O-Hq
Jan: Sien la, Villa miss penalty, there goes my aos betting, kns, fuck villa, fuck si villa
Zee: Ya lor, cui, left with $20 for this week le zzz
Marc: Eh you two stop watching the world cup la, we're still in a war lei
Zee: Aiya, they never attack, who cares?
Meanwhile, at the NYL clan hq
GGD: nabei! we're getting pushed back, just who are these people!?
???: Heheheh, you don't have to know who we're, we just love killing, and you guys are our target!
Hopping mushroom: Shit it, lets retreat, there's an emergency exit behind, gogogo, i'll hold them with my bystander a(skill)!
Glbin: Alright, lets all run
[While running]
Hopping mushroom: ow oh shit, that hurts like fuck
Glbin: ....
[Note: bystander a is a skill which creates a mirror image as strong as the user and give it a command, but any pain received by the image will be felt by the creator until he unsummon it]
ahni: fool...
Boii HQ
Fluffytiger: So you're back, milady
Boii: Boiiii, of course, i'm back, stronger than ever, now let us end the stupid obuaism fools!
[Joe-seth enters]
Joe-Seth: Milady, the NYL clan leader would like an audience with you.
Boii: Boiiiiiiiiii, let them in....
[Glbin enters]
Glbin: My greetings to you, milady boii, I, glbin humbly request to join forces with you as our forces have been almost obliterated....
Boii: Boiiiii, who did that?
Glbin: I don't know, it was 10 cloaked warriors who were very very strong, but i managed to kill one before escaping.
Boii: boiiiii... interesting, I shall accept you guys in my army, let us fight for the same goal to defeat obuaism!
Glbin: heh, I almost forgot about them, we'll kill them after the army that defeated me!
Meanwhile, somewhere near O-hq
Morphling: Sobs, sobs, why don't I get much screen time....? I want to have a gay scene with jan, i love him so much... yet he don't reply any of my calls and texts... Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *crys while slashing wrist*
O-hq
Jan: Brrrrrrrrr, what.... is.....this.....feeling..... of.....chilll......
Back to Morphling's scene
???: You're... Morphling from the Omfg, no??
[A hooded man in black appeared infront of Morphling]
Morphling: Who're you?
???: My name is Diego Esteban Miguel Vincente Ricardo Stefano Armaldo, but you can call me Jey Taesei or Jey.
Morphling: .... don't talk to me...
Jey: You're Morphling right?
Morphling: .... What do you want?
Jey: I need your power.
Morphling: Power?
Jey: Your ability to control your own blood... we need that.
Morphling: Wait, who on earth are you?
Jey: We're the group known as the Eternal Dominion, and our aim is to defeat all the top clans in the world. Recently one of our comrade fell in battle and we're looking for a talented warrior to take his place, and humbly invite you to join us.
Morphling: but....-
Jey: Don't worry, once we defeat everything, i'll intro girls to you.
Morphluing: Deal!
Meanwhile back at O-hq
Derrick: Eh siao liao siao liao
Derrick: Eh siao liao siao liao
Jan: EH FUCK LA, Villa missed 3 penalties in this game liao....
Zee: Ya lor....
Waiman: .... [The freaking tv is on repeat for some reason]
Zee: Sigh, ya what, derrick?
Derrick: Latest news! Clan NYL has been obliterated and they've joined up with Clan boii!
Zee: What!? Who managed to defeat them!?
Derrick: I suspect its the clan.... Eternal Dominion...
Zee: Eternal... Dominion..?
To be continued.....
Monday, June 7, 2010
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 27 - A new beginning
Last chapter, the oof sat down and had supper before the battle against Haperretiel.
After the dinner
Haperretiel: Heh, you guys have fallen into my trap!
Jan: Ugh, shit, what... is... this... feeling........................
Marc: Shit, stomachache....
Ler: Got meh? I ok wor... tsek tsek tsek....
Zee: Ugh, you eat too much random stuffs le la, ugh shit where the toilet!?
Haperretiel: I've put laxative into the firaga before i burned the chickens, prepa- ugh shit, i forgot my chicken was also affected!
*Haperretiel runs to the toilet while the others follow*
*After 20minutes, back in the throne room*
Haperretiel: Ahh, finally, but shit, plan A failed...
Zee: You're so weak til you have to use such methods against us uh?
Marc: Ya lor, noob
Jan: Cannot fight don't fight la
Haperretiel: Wha-... Fuck, i'm gonna fucking kill all of you guys!
*a dark aura surrounds Haperretiel*
Haperretiel: Demon form!!!
*Haperretiel starts to transform*
Haperretel: Pestilence mode, smoke of death...
*Haperretiel lets out gas from his mouth*
Marc: Shit, don't breath in the gas! Its.... Poison i think!
Haperreitel: Heh.
Jan: Sigh, we breathe in, we also won't die one...
Marc: How come?
Jan: Don't forget, we're the main characters, cannot die one!
Marc: Oh ya!
Zee: Sigh, this arc have gone long enough, I guess its time eh?
Marc: Yea...
Ler: tsek tsek
Jan: I guess so, since the boii-ans aren't here, we can release our limits, time to end this...
OOF: Oof limit break!
Ler: Bloodlord mode, awaken!
*Ler enters his bloodlord form*
Marc: Might of the Arcanes, come my staff!
*Marc's staff appears*
Zee: Demonize, chiong ah!!
*Zee goes into demonize mode with his two peerless slashers*
Jan: Time to go all out this time, Black&White!
*all 3 rings on jan's hand shatters and transforms into a simple sword*
Haperretiel: Heh... 4 v 1 now isn't that so fair, Divided we stand, United we fall!
*Haperretiel splits into 4, one to the north, south, east, and west*
Zee: Seems like we'll need to kill all 4 to kill him
Ler: Its useless, he'll still die! I take the north!
Marc: South!
Zee: East then
Jan: that leaves west for me, Chiong ah oof!
*The oof rushes to all 4 Haperretiels and 1v1 each*
Ler's side
Ler: Estrella de la muerte
*Ler splits into 5, standing in a circle around Haperretiel A, and slashes past him, in a star pattern, leaving a inverted star of blood*
Ler: Haperretiel A owned.
Marc's side
Marc: Ultima fury, 20x Ultima!!!!
*2 voices come shouting from the east and west*
Zee: OI DON'T USE THAT, FREAKING LONG ANIMATION!!!
Jan: WTF, NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!!
Marc: Ugh, fine, come upon me, the power of the aeons, mega delta energy diamond dusted hellfire oblivion hammer w/ zanmato!
Haperretiel B: What's with that fucking long incarnation!!?!?
*From the sky, a beam fires down with many more smaller ones appearing and the whole area was frozen but was unfrozen by a big piece of flaming rock and a little demon attacking in lightning fast speed, and lightning comes down when Marc finishes Haperretiel with a swift strike with a summoned katana*
* Appeared above Haperretiel B*
Marc: Phew, that was tiring...
Zee's side
Zee: Sigh, demonizing really ends things too fast...
Haperretiel C: Oh really?
Zee: Hmph, quick draw...
*In a split second, Zee "teleported" infront of Haperretiel C*
Zee: Too easy...
*Haperretiel C splits into 4 pieces without even shedding a drop of blood*
Jan's side
Jan: Sigh, Black&White is an interesting weapon... It has two modes...
Haperretiel D: Oh really?
Jan: For example, this one... Dark mode.
*Black&White turns black*
Haperretiel D: Heh, what does it do?
Jan: Well, it can slice through anything... Through its shadow...
*Jan cuts the shadow of Haperretiel's arm and his arm falls without any blood dripping*
Haperretiel D: Ugh, shit, what the, well, i just have to shut off every light source here then! darkness!
*the whole area was swallowed by darkness*
Jan: Of course Dark won't work in the dark anymore, so we'll need the Light mode
*Jan's sword turns white and starts to glow*
Jan: in the light mode, as long as there is no other light around, it can slice through anything.
*In a swift cut, Haperretiel D was split into half*
Jan: Thats all folks.
Zee: So we did it... Haperretiel has fall...
Rin: yes, you guys did it, now i guess its time to say good bye.
Jan: You're Rin, no? I thought you were dead!
Rin: I'm a spirit of this world, stuck in here forever as long as Haperretiel lives, but since he is no more, i'll be gone soon, and sending you guys back to your time is why i'm here.
*four portals appear below the OOF*
Rin: It was fun! See you all some time in the future maybe?
Marc: *sniffs* we'll miss you
*a bright light engulfs the area as the OOF was teleported back to the present*
O-HQ
Zee: so we're back...
Waiman: Yea, like final fuckingly, where the hell you all go sia, never see you all for like hell long...
Morphling: Sigh... no body care about me le... *slash wrist*
Derrick: Wa paisei lei, we came back earlier than you guys...
Jan: Great to be back...
Marc: Ya lor...
Ler: Time to continue my PSP... shit, this game no english subtitles...
*Suddenly...*
???: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!
???: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!
OOF: WTF!?!?!?
Derrick: Eh paisei, my handphone ringtone...
Ler: ...........
Marc: ..................
Jan: ..........................
Zee: .............................................
And thus, was another day in the O-hq
To be continued....