Obuaism Chronicles -Chapter 26- OOF vs HFD(Haperretiel's Four Devas) and the prelude to the epic showdown.
Arena A
Keiji: Hah, take this!
*Keiji dashes forward, thrusting his divine mandible forward towards Marc*
Marc: Heh, you think this horn is just for show eh? Let me show you!
*Marc uses his horn to block the attempt by Keiji and the two giants clashed*
Keiji: Hah, you ain't half bad, but of course, I'm not finished with that!
*Keiji pulls back his halberd and swings the 200kg metal ball below towards marc from the side*
Marc: Shit! Ugh!
*Marc flys due to the impact of the attack*

Arena C/D
Jan/Zee: Wow, so pigs CAN fly!

Arena A
Marc: Ugh, fu.. damn shit, that hurt damnit, now you die.
Keiji: Oh? How're ya gonna kill me?
Marc: uh... Kappa!
*Marc points towards behind Keiji*
Keiji: Where!?
*Keiji turns back*
*Marc swings his 666kg horn towards the face of keiji*
Keiji: Wha-...
*the impact of the attack was so strong that it sent keiji flying and even broke through the barrier of Haperretiel's arena*
Keiji: *spits blood*, heh, i guess, its my end... T'was a good fight, Marc...
Marc: You did well too, Keiji Maeda, please die in peace now...

Haperretiel's voice: Arena A's battle has ended, Marc is the winner.

Arena D
Lu Bu: .... To think keiji died to such a trick, don't expect me to fail like him
Zee: Oh... I see... Hey its dong zhuo raping diao chan!*points behind Lu Bu*
Lu Bu: WHA-!? THAT DOG SCUM OF NATURE!!!!!
*Lu Bu looks back*
Zee: Fool...
*In a swift cut, Lu bu's head flew*

Haperretiel's voice: Arena D's battle has ended, Zee has defeated Lu Bu

Arena B
Ler: These scums are really not worth our time i guess...
Tadakatsu: You think so? Too bad I'm not like them, now die, Ler
Ler: Heh, Hammer spin!
*Ler charges his hammer back, dashes towards Tadakatsu Honda and unleashes a spin attack at him*
Tadakatsu: Wha.. What is this strength!? Its nothing I've seen before!
Ler: Heh, prepare to die... *Glows bright red* Bloodlord, awakening!
*Ler enters his bloodlord transformations*
Ler: No one will be able to stop the bloodlord, pikyuuuuuu, buwahahahahahahahahaahhaa
*Ler throws his hammer aside and flashsteps behind Tadakatsu*
Tadakatsu: This speed... damn, i guess i'm a goner...
Ler: Heh, Requeim de la Sangre(Requiem of blood)
*A spear appears on Ler's hands and in 1 second, pierced through Tadakatsu's heart 369 times, creating a fountain of blood from Tadakatsu and after the blood lands, a inverted pentagram was drawn by the blood on the floor*
Tadakatsu: You're... too st-
*Tadakatsu dies*

Haperretiel's Voice: Arena B's battle has ended, Ler is the winner...

Arena C
Jan: Seems like we're left eh...
Meng Huo: Heh, that proves that i'm the best in the four!
Jan: Well, i was just playing around, time to get serious...
*The gloves revert to the yellow ring*
Jan: Time for your death, materialize, Spear of illusions.
*Jan's red and blue ring shatters to dust and creates a spear on jan's hand*
Meng Huo: Yea whatever, die!
*Meng Huo swings his pole at Jan and hits Jan's head*
Meng Huo: Hah, this is power!
*Jan suddenly disappears*
Jan: You've fallen completely into my hypnosis, i guess it works on low iq people like you...
Meng Huo: What the!?
*Jan appears behind Meng Huo*
Jan: As I said, I shall end this, Thousand years stab!
*Jan squats down and pierces the spear into meng huo's asshole and pulls it out in a split second*
Meng Huo: W...h...a....t.........I...s.......t....h....i...s............f...e...e...l...i...n...g...........
Jan: The tip of this spear is smeared with a special nerve affecting drug when the ability is activated. Your senses will be "Slightly" slower, which will cause you feeling the pain from the pierce up your ass for... the next 10 decades.

Haperretiel's Voice: Arena C's battle has ended, Jan has emerge Victorious, seems like you guys have defeated my devas. You may proceed to my castle now.

Marc: Lets go!

Drawbridge of Haperretiel's Castle
???: Halt, thou shalt not pass!
Jan: You.... You're...
???: Been some time, OOF, William wallace at your service.
Marc: So you were a traitor all along... bastard...
William Wallace: Heh, of course, I shall be the one to stop you four.
Ler: I'd wanna see you try.
Zee: Sigh, i think i can kill you in... one hit, with one sword.
William Wallace: Hah, you over-estimated yourself, fool.
Zee: I wonder, stupid englishman...
William Wallace: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDO- UGH...FREEDOM....
*In a swift thrust, that will be the last time that extra long sentence is heard...*

Haperretiel's Castle, Hallway
???: You shall not pass!
Jan: You must be... the legendary gandalf the white!
Gandalf: Yes I am, now you all shall die, in the name of Haperritiel!
*Gandalf lifts his staff*
*Crack*
Gandalf: Shit... i think... I'm too old for this...
Marc: To hell with you, old faggot
*marc throws gandalf out of the window into the sea*

Haperretiel's Castle, Outside Throne Room
???: You shall not pass here as long as I stand
Zee: Who're you?
Jan: Ya lor, never see you before one...
Alexander the Great: I'm Alexander the Great, aka Alexander the third, aka Darius the great, aka Darius the thi- ugh
Jan: .... Tazer punch... Too much info...
*Alexander the great, aka alexander the third, aka Darius the Great, aka Darius the third falls*

Haperretiel's Throne Room
Jan: It seems we've reached the final part...
Zee: Yeah, too much blood has been shed for this arc...
Marc: Its time to end this...
Ler: Blood good what -.-...
Haperretiel: It seems you guys successfully made it here... I underestimated you guys, now for the epic final boss theme.
*Haperretiel snaps his finger*
*Silence*
Zee: ....
Marc: .......
Jan: ..........
Ler: ........................
*Crow flys by*
Haperretiel: Shit, my ip*d ran out of battery....
Zee: ......
Marc:..............
Jan: ................................
Ler: ....................................................
*10 crows flys by...*
Zee: Wth? Why so much crow one here -.-
Haperretiel: I have no idea...
*5 chickens flys by...*
Ler: Wth!? Chickens can fly!?
Haperretiel: Firaga!
*Haperretiel fires 5 fireballs towards the 5 flying chickens and fry them instantly...*
Haperretiel: Lets have supper before the battle.
Ler: A wise choice.... pikyuu, tsek tsek
Zee: Wth...
Jan: Wtf.....
Marc: Ugh, the temptation...

And the OOF sat down and had supper with haperretiel before the battle....
To be continued....