Saturday, May 15, 2010

Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter... 27- A new begi-

Jan: Oi, stop trying to skip chapters la wth

Ler: Tsek tsek tsek tsek tsek, pkyuu, chapter 25 hor, don't do stunt!

Author: Okok....

Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 25- The Four Devas of Haperretiel

In the last chapter, the mastermind of the whole time warp thingy appeared, Haperretiel the demon of time.

Haperretiel: Heh, you five maggots think you could beat me huh? Lets see you handle this! Come to me my noble e********!

Square Enix staff: The above has been censored due to copyright infringement.

A light engulfed the area and four silhouettes appeared.

Marc: Wa, diao zui ah? Hum si bo?

Zee: Ya lor, kns, scared don't fight la!

Haperretiel: Shutup fools, you guys are 4v1 me before, i'm just summoning 4 units to play around with you while i have a nap...

Ler: Anything lor, 4 figures only what, nothing much, sure will get owned by the great oof!!! Muahahahahahahahaha

Haperretiel: We'll see.

As the light dims, the four silhouettes became visable.

Jan: eh wai...t... Why their eye infront got black thingy one?

Haperretiel: That one... Ask the author...

*Author note: Their faces are censored due to copyright issues and we're using their picture without koei's consent...*

Ler: What the hell...? Copyright issues again!?

Meng Huo: Don't think you're going home in one piece!

Lu Bu: Hmph, scums, you dare face the Mighty Lu Bu?

Tadakatsu Honda: Tadakatsu Honda shall make orphans of your souls!

Keiji Maeda: You look strong, lets draw a crowd!

Haperretiel: Heh, Have fun with my 4 devas! I shall be waiting in my castle

*Haperretiel flys off*

Marc: Damn that coward, using his soldiers to weaken us...

Zee: They look, quite strong.

Marc: I'll take Keiji

Ler: Tadakatsu looks fun to fight with...

Jan: I'll fight Meng Huo

Zee: Wth, why leave me with lu bu!? You all good lor wth...

Haperretiel's Voice: Arena teleport!

Marc: Wha-?

A magic circle appeared under everyone and teleported them into 4 arenas, with 2 in each.

Arena A- Marc vs Keiji Maeda

Arena B- Ler vs Tadakatsu Honda

Arena C- Jan vs Meng Huo

Arena D- Zee vs Lu Bu

Arena D

Lu Bu: Heh, you think you can take me? Don't make me laugh, I'll stomp you into a bloody mess!

Zee: ... Among horses red hare, among Men, Lu Bu, but there's no red hare here, just Lu Bu...

Lu Bu: What the hell are you blabbering, prepare to die!

*Lu Bu draws out his sky scorcher and lunges towards Zee*

Zee: Wha- He's fast, shit...

*Zee pulls out his 2 long swords just in time to parry the attack*

Lu Bu: Heh, a dual blade user eh? I can play along.

*Lu bu's left arm starts to glow and sky piercer appears on his left hand*

Zee: 2 halberds, this could prove to be hard... Peerless slashers, lend me strength!

Arena A

Keiji: Don't make it too easy for me!

Marc: Don't underestimate me, moron...

Keiji: oh? Heh, this should be fun i guess.

Marc: Hmph, prepare yourself

*Marc draws out his Hunting horn*

Keiji: You're so stupid, you.... uh, em, Yeah, stupid, you think that instrument can harm me?

Marc: We'll see...

*Keiji draws out his Divine Mandible and prepares for battle*

Arena B

Tadakatsu Honda: My might will be your last sight on this earth...

Ler: Hah, Come on, you're too full of yourself, I'm Ler, strongest in the oof in terms of brute strength, prepare to die!

*Ler brings up his giant hammer and jumps over to engage*

Tadakatsu Honda: Hmph, let my Tonbo-giri be your passage to hell!

Arena C

Jan: Hey Meng Huo, i got a question, why do you use that pillar as your weapon? Isn't it like... Oversized?

Meng Huo: Uh... Well, Sun Wukong told me he got his powerful staff from a pillar, so i tried doing that too, but apparently, it didn't turn small and its kinda heavy to carry around...

Jan: Then... Where did you get that pillar from?

Meng Huo: Shaolin temple I think...

Jan: What happened after you leave the temple?

Meng Huo: Well, it collapse, i think due to some terrorist activity, i wonder who was so bad to destroy Shaolin Temple...?

Jan: .... Materialize, Lightnin

*Jen's yellow ring materializes into his gloves*

Jan: Be ready to die

Meng Huo: Hua hua hua, back at you!

to be continued....

Precious - 5:02 AM

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