Saturday, May 15, 2010
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter... 27- A new begi-
Jan: Oi, stop trying to skip chapters la wth
Ler: Tsek tsek tsek tsek tsek, pkyuu, chapter 25 hor, don't do stunt!
Author: Okok....
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 25- The Four Devas of Haperretiel
In the last chapter, the mastermind of the whole time warp thingy appeared, Haperretiel the demon of time.
Haperretiel: Heh, you five maggots think you could beat me huh? Lets see you handle this! Come to me my noble e********!
Square Enix staff: The above has been censored due to copyright infringement.
A light engulfed the area and four silhouettes appeared.
Marc: Wa, diao zui ah? Hum si bo?
Zee: Ya lor, kns, scared don't fight la!
Haperretiel: Shutup fools, you guys are 4v1 me before, i'm just summoning 4 units to play around with you while i have a nap...
Ler: Anything lor, 4 figures only what, nothing much, sure will get owned by the great oof!!! Muahahahahahahahaha
Haperretiel: We'll see.
As the light dims, the four silhouettes became visable.

Jan: eh wai...t... Why their eye infront got black thingy one?
Haperretiel: That one... Ask the author...
*Author note: Their faces are censored due to copyright issues and we're using their picture without koei's consent...*
Ler: What the hell...? Copyright issues again!?
Meng Huo: Don't think you're going home in one piece!
Lu Bu: Hmph, scums, you dare face the Mighty Lu Bu?
Tadakatsu Honda: Tadakatsu Honda shall make orphans of your souls!
Keiji Maeda: You look strong, lets draw a crowd!
Haperretiel: Heh, Have fun with my 4 devas! I shall be waiting in my castle
*Haperretiel flys off*
Marc: Damn that coward, using his soldiers to weaken us...
Zee: They look, quite strong.
Marc: I'll take Keiji
Ler: Tadakatsu looks fun to fight with...
Jan: I'll fight Meng Huo
Zee: Wth, why leave me with lu bu!? You all good lor wth...
Haperretiel's Voice: Arena teleport!
Marc: Wha-?
A magic circle appeared under everyone and teleported them into 4 arenas, with 2 in each.
Arena A- Marc vs Keiji Maeda
Arena B- Ler vs Tadakatsu Honda
Arena C- Jan vs Meng Huo
Arena D- Zee vs Lu Bu
Arena D
Lu Bu: Heh, you think you can take me? Don't make me laugh, I'll stomp you into a bloody mess!
Zee: ... Among horses red hare, among Men, Lu Bu, but there's no red hare here, just Lu Bu...
Lu Bu: What the hell are you blabbering, prepare to die!
*Lu Bu draws out his sky scorcher and lunges towards Zee*
Zee: Wha- He's fast, shit...
*Zee pulls out his 2 long swords just in time to parry the attack*
Lu Bu: Heh, a dual blade user eh? I can play along.
*Lu bu's left arm starts to glow and sky piercer appears on his left hand*
Zee: 2 halberds, this could prove to be hard... Peerless slashers, lend me strength!
Arena A
Keiji: Don't make it too easy for me!
Marc: Don't underestimate me, moron...
Keiji: oh? Heh, this should be fun i guess.
Marc: Hmph, prepare yourself
*Marc draws out his Hunting horn*
Keiji: You're so stupid, you.... uh, em, Yeah, stupid, you think that instrument can harm me?
Marc: We'll see...
*Keiji draws out his Divine Mandible and prepares for battle*
Arena B
Tadakatsu Honda: My might will be your last sight on this earth...
Ler: Hah, Come on, you're too full of yourself, I'm Ler, strongest in the oof in terms of brute strength, prepare to die!
*Ler brings up his giant hammer and jumps over to engage*
Tadakatsu Honda: Hmph, let my Tonbo-giri be your passage to hell!
Arena C
Jan: Hey Meng Huo, i got a question, why do you use that pillar as your weapon? Isn't it like... Oversized?
Meng Huo: Uh... Well, Sun Wukong told me he got his powerful staff from a pillar, so i tried doing that too, but apparently, it didn't turn small and its kinda heavy to carry around...
Jan: Then... Where did you get that pillar from?
Meng Huo: Shaolin temple I think...
Jan: What happened after you leave the temple?
Meng Huo: Well, it collapse, i think due to some terrorist activity, i wonder who was so bad to destroy Shaolin Temple...?
Jan: .... Materialize, Lightnin
*Jen's yellow ring materializes into his gloves*
Jan: Be ready to die
Meng Huo: Hua hua hua, back at you!
to be continued....
Precious - 5:02 AM
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