Monday, May 31, 2010
ITS BUA-MAS!!!
From the leaders of Obuaism:
Happy bua-mas....Obua turn 57 this year!
Party
12:00am to 11:59pm
31st May 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Escape from Rot Hell
Chapter 2
B24 - Outside Cell H1
Zee: Ahhhh freedom freedom...this is easy....
Greg: Er...mr Zee
Zee: Now all's left is to get all my comrades out....but i think they already got out...it was easy...
Greg: Mr...zee?? Hello...
Zee: Hmm...hmm...where is the exit...
???: Sorrow, depression, negative, sad, death, useless....
???: Hopeless, gone-case, impossible...
A pair of eerie sounds howling negative comments echoed throughout the level...
Zee: Who goes there!?
Greg: They are the guardians of this level, the negative hell...."crise"
Zee: Huh...who cares Ill just slice right through them..
???: Negative Hollow!
???: Weakness Hollow!
2 spirits came out of nowhere and penetrated zee in his chest...
Zee fell to his knees...
Zee: Its hopeless, I will stay here for eternity...Im useless, i steal little girl underwear, i still old granny's mickey mouse bra...
Greg: That was...shocking....urgh!
The spirits got Greg too...
Greg: Hmm....what!?
???: Hey Miyu, it didn't affect this guy...
Miru: Miyu, did your negative hollow get him?
Greg: Hehehehe...wanna know the reason!?
Greg stands like a hero...
Greg: I am...already negative and weak! Therefore these tricks do not work on me!
B24 - Outside cell h1....Greg vs Miyu & Miru
Meanwhile...
B21 - Outside Cell A-3
Lupin: Kiddo...this level is known as the freezing hell...Frostmone...
Jan: No wonder its so cold....brrrr....achhooo....How the hell are you tahan-ing half naked!??
Lupin: Its training...you got a long way to go...
Jan and Lupin made their way to the icefield located in the center of the level...where they are greeted with hostilities...
???: Shiver shiver freeze...my my who do we have here...
A beautiful fair lady appeared from the snow on the ground...
Lupin: About time you arrived...guardian of frostmone...yuki..
Yuki: Lupin...didn't think you would come out...
Jan: Die! Swordplay...cyclone slash!
Jan did a spinning slash towards yuki and sliced her into half...
Jan: heh heh...you liked that!?
Yuki: It was...ticklish....
Yuki rised up from the snow and regenarated her body with snow....
Lupin: She is a snow lady...let me handle her...
B21- Central plains....Lupin vs Yuki
B19 - Cell-B4
Marc: Hot hot...hot!!!! This is definitely the hottest place in Singapore!
Nigga guy: Yo fatass...your ass is on fire!
Marc: What the...hell your lying!
Nigga Guy: Gotcha....
Marc smashed the nigga guy into pieces....along with the iron bars holding him in...
Marc: Oo there is a sign here...
*Sign* B19 - [Inferno] Temperature: 130 degree celcius
Marc: Holy! No wonder its so hot....
???: Who dare disturb the slumber of the great inferno king Nevermore!? Fuck this alarm clock!
Marc: Eh....howdy! Nevermore-sama
Nevermore: I got an underling now!?
B19 - Inferno....Marc & Nevermore...a new development?
To be continued...
Obuaism Chronicles -Chapter 26- OOF vs HFD(Haperretiel's Four Devas) and the prelude to the epic showdown.
Arena A
Keiji: Hah, take this!
*Keiji dashes forward, thrusting his divine mandible forward towards Marc*
Marc: Heh, you think this horn is just for show eh? Let me show you!
*Marc uses his horn to block the attempt by Keiji and the two giants clashed*
Keiji: Hah, you ain't half bad, but of course, I'm not finished with that!
*Keiji pulls back his halberd and swings the 200kg metal ball below towards marc from the side*
Marc: Shit! Ugh!
*Marc flys due to the impact of the attack*
Arena C/D
Jan/Zee: Wow, so pigs CAN fly!
Arena A
Marc: Ugh, fu.. damn shit, that hurt damnit, now you die.
Keiji: Oh? How're ya gonna kill me?
Marc: uh... Kappa!
*Marc points towards behind Keiji*
Keiji: Where!?
*Keiji turns back*
*Marc swings his 666kg horn towards the face of keiji*
Keiji: Wha-...
*the impact of the attack was so strong that it sent keiji flying and even broke through the barrier of Haperretiel's arena*
Keiji: *spits blood*, heh, i guess, its my end... T'was a good fight, Marc...
Marc: You did well too, Keiji Maeda, please die in peace now...
Haperretiel's voice: Arena A's battle has ended, Marc is the winner.
Arena D
Lu Bu: .... To think keiji died to such a trick, don't expect me to fail like him
Zee: Oh... I see... Hey its dong zhuo raping diao chan!*points behind Lu Bu*
Lu Bu: WHA-!? THAT DOG SCUM OF NATURE!!!!!
*Lu Bu looks back*
Zee: Fool...
*In a swift cut, Lu bu's head flew*
Haperretiel's voice: Arena D's battle has ended, Zee has defeated Lu Bu
Arena B
Ler: These scums are really not worth our time i guess...
Tadakatsu: You think so? Too bad I'm not like them, now die, Ler
Ler: Heh, Hammer spin!
*Ler charges his hammer back, dashes towards Tadakatsu Honda and unleashes a spin attack at him*
Tadakatsu: Wha.. What is this strength!? Its nothing I've seen before!
Ler: Heh, prepare to die... *Glows bright red* Bloodlord, awakening!
*Ler enters his bloodlord transformations*
Ler: No one will be able to stop the bloodlord, pikyuuuuuu, buwahahahahahahahahaahhaa
*Ler throws his hammer aside and flashsteps behind Tadakatsu*
Tadakatsu: This speed... damn, i guess i'm a goner...
Ler: Heh, Requeim de la Sangre(Requiem of blood)
*A spear appears on Ler's hands and in 1 second, pierced through Tadakatsu's heart 369 times, creating a fountain of blood from Tadakatsu and after the blood lands, a inverted pentagram was drawn by the blood on the floor*
Tadakatsu: You're... too st-
*Tadakatsu dies*
Haperretiel's Voice: Arena B's battle has ended, Ler is the winner...
Arena C
Jan: Seems like we're left eh...
Meng Huo: Heh, that proves that i'm the best in the four!
Jan: Well, i was just playing around, time to get serious...
*The gloves revert to the yellow ring*
Jan: Time for your death, materialize, Spear of illusions.
*Jan's red and blue ring shatters to dust and creates a spear on jan's hand*
Meng Huo: Yea whatever, die!
*Meng Huo swings his pole at Jan and hits Jan's head*
Meng Huo: Hah, this is power!
*Jan suddenly disappears*
Jan: You've fallen completely into my hypnosis, i guess it works on low iq people like you...
Meng Huo: What the!?
*Jan appears behind Meng Huo*
Jan: As I said, I shall end this, Thousand years stab!
*Jan squats down and pierces the spear into meng huo's asshole and pulls it out in a split second*
Meng Huo: W...h...a....t.........I...s.......t....h....i...s............f...e...e...l...i...n...g...........
Jan: The tip of this spear is smeared with a special nerve affecting drug when the ability is activated. Your senses will be "Slightly" slower, which will cause you feeling the pain from the pierce up your ass for... the next 10 decades.
Haperretiel's Voice: Arena C's battle has ended, Jan has emerge Victorious, seems like you guys have defeated my devas. You may proceed to my castle now.
Marc: Lets go!
Drawbridge of Haperretiel's Castle
???: Halt, thou shalt not pass!
Jan: You.... You're...
???: Been some time, OOF, William wallace at your service.
Marc: So you were a traitor all along... bastard...
William Wallace: Heh, of course, I shall be the one to stop you four.
Ler: I'd wanna see you try.
Zee: Sigh, i think i can kill you in... one hit, with one sword.
William Wallace: Hah, you over-estimated yourself, fool.
Zee: I wonder, stupid englishman...
William Wallace: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDO- UGH...FREEDOM....
*In a swift thrust, that will be the last time that extra long sentence is heard...*
Haperretiel's Castle, Hallway
???: You shall not pass!
Jan: You must be... the legendary gandalf the white!
Gandalf: Yes I am, now you all shall die, in the name of Haperritiel!
*Gandalf lifts his staff*
*Crack*
Gandalf: Shit... i think... I'm too old for this...
Marc: To hell with you, old faggot
*marc throws gandalf out of the window into the sea*
Haperretiel's Castle, Outside Throne Room
???: You shall not pass here as long as I stand
Zee: Who're you?
Jan: Ya lor, never see you before one...
Alexander the Great: I'm Alexander the Great, aka Alexander the third, aka Darius the great, aka Darius the thi- ugh
Jan: .... Tazer punch... Too much info...
*Alexander the great, aka alexander the third, aka Darius the Great, aka Darius the third falls*
Haperretiel's Throne Room
Jan: It seems we've reached the final part...
Zee: Yeah, too much blood has been shed for this arc...
Marc: Its time to end this...
Ler: Blood good what -.-...
Haperretiel: It seems you guys successfully made it here... I underestimated you guys, now for the epic final boss theme.
*Haperretiel snaps his finger*
*Silence*
Zee: ....
Marc: .......
Jan: ..........
Ler: ........................
*Crow flys by*
Haperretiel: Shit, my ip*d ran out of battery....
Zee: ......
Marc:..............
Jan: ................................
Ler: ....................................................
*10 crows flys by...*
Zee: Wth? Why so much crow one here -.-
Haperretiel: I have no idea...
*5 chickens flys by...*
Ler: Wth!? Chickens can fly!?
Haperretiel: Firaga!
*Haperretiel fires 5 fireballs towards the 5 flying chickens and fry them instantly...*
Haperretiel: Lets have supper before the battle.
Ler: A wise choice.... pikyuu, tsek tsek
Zee: Wth...
Jan: Wtf.....
Marc: Ugh, the temptation...
And the OOF sat down and had supper with haperretiel before the battle....
To be continued....
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Escape from Rotten-Hell
Chapter 1
In the depths of underground tampines lies a hell no one would even wish to go even upon death. This is the place where boii-ians keep their spoils of war. The reason obua is fighting against boii is to destroy this place and this has yet to be accomplished.
B24 - Cell-H1
Zee: Where is this...the last thing i remember was having lunch with the oof...
???: Hey newcomer...
Zee: Who are you? What is this place?
Greg: Greg, this is Rotten Hell or R-Hell in short.
Zee: So boii got us...
B21 - Cell-A3
Jan: Acchooo...so cold so cold...
???: Better keep urself warm up! Heres a blanket.
Jan: O thx...whats this place??
???: Rotten Hell B21 - Frostmone...
Jan: Grrr...damn...
B19 - Cell-B4
Marc: Issit me or issit real hot in here....
Random guy: Hey fatass! Burn yo fats dawg!
Marc: Shut up nigga! Hot hot!!
B26 - Cell-X2
Ler: Why....
Bangaelas: Welcum my baya...
Ler: why....
Bangaelas: We love new meat....
Ler: ....damn...
B2 - Conference room
Fluffytiger: I leave this place to you...Demonlord X
Demonlord X: Heh...not even an ant can escape here..
Fluffytiger: I shall hold you to your word...if any of those obua-dogs leave this place...you are gonna suffer the wrath of lord-boii..
B21 - Cell-A3
Jan: My comrades were captured in here too...I need to save them!
???: hmm...i thought i would live my whole life in here. But I like you sonny. I will aid you in your escape. My name is Lupin.
Jan: Thanks Uncle lupin. But how do we escape.
Lupin walked over to the iron bars and forced them opened easily.
Jan: wow...why didn't you go out earlier?
Lupin: I wanted to suicide and was captured before I did that...and this place seemed quite nice to live in.
Jan: Ah huh....
B24 - Cell-H1
Zee: My comrades were captured in here too...I need to save them!
Greg: hmm...I thought you would want to live your whole life here. Help me sonny! You will bring me along if you gonna escape right??
Zee: Right...
Zee took out his peerless slashers and sliced up the iron bars like tofu.
Zee: Let us go...
Greg: yay!
So Jan and Zee broke out of their respective cells with their new found comrades...so what dangers lies ahead of them?
Fluffytiger: I hope those cells are strong enough to hold them....
Demonlord X: Er...they are just normal cells...
Fluffytiger: What!? with their skills they can break out easily!
Demonlord X: Do not worry. It is not the cells that would hold them...but the stuff 'outside'...hehehehe...
To be Continued...
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter... 27- A new begi-
Jan: Oi, stop trying to skip chapters la wth
Ler: Tsek tsek tsek tsek tsek, pkyuu, chapter 25 hor, don't do stunt!
Author: Okok....
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 25- The Four Devas of Haperretiel
In the last chapter, the mastermind of the whole time warp thingy appeared, Haperretiel the demon of time.
Haperretiel: Heh, you five maggots think you could beat me huh? Lets see you handle this! Come to me my noble e********!
Square Enix staff: The above has been censored due to copyright infringement.
A light engulfed the area and four silhouettes appeared.
Marc: Wa, diao zui ah? Hum si bo?
Zee: Ya lor, kns, scared don't fight la!
Haperretiel: Shutup fools, you guys are 4v1 me before, i'm just summoning 4 units to play around with you while i have a nap...
Ler: Anything lor, 4 figures only what, nothing much, sure will get owned by the great oof!!! Muahahahahahahahaha
Haperretiel: We'll see.
As the light dims, the four silhouettes became visable.
Jan: eh wai...t... Why their eye infront got black thingy one?
Haperretiel: That one... Ask the author...
*Author note: Their faces are censored due to copyright issues and we're using their picture without koei's consent...*
Ler: What the hell...? Copyright issues again!?
Meng Huo: Don't think you're going home in one piece!
Lu Bu: Hmph, scums, you dare face the Mighty Lu Bu?
Tadakatsu Honda: Tadakatsu Honda shall make orphans of your souls!
Keiji Maeda: You look strong, lets draw a crowd!
Haperretiel: Heh, Have fun with my 4 devas! I shall be waiting in my castle
*Haperretiel flys off*
Marc: Damn that coward, using his soldiers to weaken us...
Zee: They look, quite strong.
Marc: I'll take Keiji
Ler: Tadakatsu looks fun to fight with...
Jan: I'll fight Meng Huo
Zee: Wth, why leave me with lu bu!? You all good lor wth...
Haperretiel's Voice: Arena teleport!
Marc: Wha-?
A magic circle appeared under everyone and teleported them into 4 arenas, with 2 in each.
Arena A- Marc vs Keiji Maeda
Arena B- Ler vs Tadakatsu Honda
Arena C- Jan vs Meng Huo
Arena D- Zee vs Lu Bu
Arena D
Lu Bu: Heh, you think you can take me? Don't make me laugh, I'll stomp you into a bloody mess!
Zee: ... Among horses red hare, among Men, Lu Bu, but there's no red hare here, just Lu Bu...
Lu Bu: What the hell are you blabbering, prepare to die!
*Lu Bu draws out his sky scorcher and lunges towards Zee*
Zee: Wha- He's fast, shit...
*Zee pulls out his 2 long swords just in time to parry the attack*
Lu Bu: Heh, a dual blade user eh? I can play along.
*Lu bu's left arm starts to glow and sky piercer appears on his left hand*
Zee: 2 halberds, this could prove to be hard... Peerless slashers, lend me strength!
Arena A
Keiji: Don't make it too easy for me!
Marc: Don't underestimate me, moron...
Keiji: oh? Heh, this should be fun i guess.
Marc: Hmph, prepare yourself
*Marc draws out his Hunting horn*
Keiji: You're so stupid, you.... uh, em, Yeah, stupid, you think that instrument can harm me?
Marc: We'll see...
*Keiji draws out his Divine Mandible and prepares for battle*
Arena B
Tadakatsu Honda: My might will be your last sight on this earth...
Ler: Hah, Come on, you're too full of yourself, I'm Ler, strongest in the oof in terms of brute strength, prepare to die!
*Ler brings up his giant hammer and jumps over to engage*
Tadakatsu Honda: Hmph, let my Tonbo-giri be your passage to hell!
Arena C
Jan: Hey Meng Huo, i got a question, why do you use that pillar as your weapon? Isn't it like... Oversized?
Meng Huo: Uh... Well, Sun Wukong told me he got his powerful staff from a pillar, so i tried doing that too, but apparently, it didn't turn small and its kinda heavy to carry around...
Jan: Then... Where did you get that pillar from?
Meng Huo: Shaolin temple I think...
Jan: What happened after you leave the temple?
Meng Huo: Well, it collapse, i think due to some terrorist activity, i wonder who was so bad to destroy Shaolin Temple...?
Jan: .... Materialize, Lightnin
*Jen's yellow ring materializes into his gloves*
Jan: Be ready to die
Meng Huo: Hua hua hua, back at you!
to be continued....
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Obuaimas Is Approaching!
Yo fellow members of Obuaism! Its gonna be May 31st again and its time for Obuaimas! It will be a grand party as usual with many star guests including the same-name different skin colored David Obua!
Date: 29th May 2010 - 31st May 2010
Venue: Obuaius Island (A 2 hour ferry ride from Brazil)
Time: 6pm - 6pm - 6pm (3 days event)
Only invited guests are allowed entry. Please produce your Obuatickets during entry. Obuatickets will be sent to your mailboxes!
Be Punctual!
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Fluffytiger: Tsk...do you think we will be invited
Boii: noooooo boooiii~
Fluffytiger: Lets wrack the party...
A twist!? TBC...