Thursday, April 8, 2010
Author: It's been a few months since any updates has been posted... Now obuaism shall advance to the next ar-
Ler: Objection!
Jan: Oioioi, you think this one what? The soccer story ah, never even finish then want to jump to next arc, wth...
Author: ... Okok... Lets carry on then...
Obuaism chronicles - Chapter 24 - The Prelude of the Final battle
Note: Only new characters and recurring characters that switched sides will have their country beside their name.
~O-castle~
Jan: Damnit, i'm homesick, this place is too much of war, can't even have a good night sleep...
Ler: Ya lor, no peace for me to play my yugioh (playing psp)
Jan: Come to think of it, where did Obuani went to...?
William Wallace: We're under attack!
Jan: Again!?... To arms my men!
~Outside O-castle~
Obpskuang: Its been a long time, clan obua.
Jan: Obpskuang!? You damned traitor! Die!
Zee: Keep your composure, he's not alone.
Jan: Ugh...
Marc[boii]: Heh, sorry guys, but I have no choice but to fight...
Jan: Marc, you... How could you....
Marc: Jan, I.... How couldn't I...?
Ler: Marc, you... Why would you...?
Obpskuang: Freaking stop your reunion, we're here to fight damnit...
Zee: What're the conditions?
Fluffytiger: It'll be 5 1v1 matches, 3 wins to determine who wins.
*Rin appears with obuani beside*
Rin: Arena on!
Jan: Eh..? Obuani? Why're you with her?
Obuani: Well, while i was trying to escape, she caught me and we had a battle, then halfway through the battle we went shopping...
Ler: I don't... freaking see any link....
Obuani: You don't have to...
Rin: Battles will be drawn by random, first battle... Ler versus Joe-seth!
Joe-seth: Yea! Prepare to die
Ler: Back at you.
*suddenly, several armies could be seen around the battlefield*
???[???]: Heh, so this is where they are, you're right, Prime minister Zhugeliang
Zhugeliang[Shu]: Of course, i'm always right, lord liu bei.
Liu bei[Shu]: Tell me the truth, how do you know they're here?
Zhugeliang: Well, i hacked into the CCTV around this area, so yea...
Zhangfei: I can't believe it, Lord Zhuge, you're really a genius, you can even hack cctv!
cao cao[Wei]: We found them...
Dian Wei: leave this to me, milord!
Sunjian[Wu]: The tiger of jiang dong arrives!
Nobunaga oda[SW]: Obliterate them!
Glbin[NYL]: Heh, been some time, Jan
All the armies somehow found their way to the same location but did not suspect much, but a sinister plan was in play here.
Jan: What the hell... Why's every army gathered here!?
Zee: Yea wth!?
Suddenly, the ground started to shake, an armoure demon slowly emerged from a crack on the ground...
Marc: What in the... blue hell is... that!?
???: It seems every warrior from different dimensions of time has gathered here, the day has came...
Ler: Eh, freaking introduce yourself before saying so much crap... ??? is a damn stupid looking name for a freaking mid-boss demon...
???: ... mid-boss!? Y-y-y-you fucking son of a bitch, me!? A mid-boss!? I'm the great Dark Ado-
Nippon-Ichi staff: Hold on, according to copyright, you're not allowed to use that name...
???: ... ok, I'm the great H-
Marc: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!
???: .... FINE.... then it doesn't matter.
Ler: Bloody just say your name la, stop it with the fancy entrance...
???: Ok... My name is Haperretiel, demon of time, it seems all of the heroes of time has gathered. my job here now is just to rid the world of you fools.
Jan: Rid us? Like how? We can own you ya'know?
Haperretiel: You think so? You shall all die now! *Snaps finger*
A meteor flies down from the sky and explodes, and upon the dust settling, only clan obua was seen.
Jan: *looks around* damnit, where're the others!? Holy shit, he freaking eliminated 20million soldiers in just a snap of a finger... wth!? he's freaking overpowered!
Ler: Wait... how did we survive...?
Obuani: *cough cough*, ugh...
Derek: What's happening to her!?
Obuani: my time is almost up, i used the last of my powers to protect clan obua from the meteor, its all up to you guys now... *obuani dies*
OMFG: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Marc: ugh, what happened...?
Zee: Wha- Marc, you lived?
Marc: Yea... i think the others got teleported away by joeseth, but obpskuang was outside range, so he died, thus voiding the contract we had that bound me to boii's army...
Jan: So the OOF is back together...
Haperretiel: Hey?
Marc: Yea, i'm sorry for betraying...
Ler: Its ok, what matters is you understand...
Haperretiel: ...Hey...?
Jan: What was the contract about anyways?
Marc: Uh, its a death god's contract, so if i break it, i'll lose my life instantly...
Haperretiel: ... DON'T FUCKING IGNORE ME!!!! I FREAKING SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
Marc: Wu lang du lan liao~ Wu lang du lan liao...
Zee: I guess this would be the final showdown...
Ler: Lets kill him and go back...
Jan: Prepare for battle!
to be continued....