Thursday, December 31, 2009
After a semi-long hiatus, the Obuaism Chronicles returns!
Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 20 ~ Enter, Obua's 2nd child!
A month after Marc's disappearance...
~O-castle~
Jan: Aiya, that pig sure gg liao la, like a month never hear bout his news liao
Zee: Agree... Who cares, even if he's here or he's not here, totally makes no difference
Jan: Ya lor...
William Wallace: Finally, there is a moment of peace for me...
Ler: Who knows? English is a common word you know?
WW: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!
Jan/Zee: ...
Meanwhile...
~Jiao Zhi~
???[???]: Infiltration succeed... Time to find the seal...
Guard[DeathWardens]: Who goes ther-
???[???]: [With a stab, killed the guard], shut up fool...
~Inside the coffin~
Marc: Argh shitttttttttttttt someone save me!!!
The Spoon Man: Heheheh...
~Room of the sealed coffin~
???[???]: So this is it... [Chants an incarnation]
[The sealed coffin opens slowly as Marc walks out]
Marc[Obua]: Finally out of that torture...
???[???]: Glad eh?
Marc[Obua]: You! Obskuang! You traitor, why did you save me?
Obskuang[???]: I was all along the 2nd-in-command in the Boii-army, after Boii, but no one knows.
Marc[Obua]: So why did you save me? If you're wanting me to join you I'll not oblige
Obskuang[Boii]: What if I give you 500 gold ingots?
Marc[Obua]: Hmm... Nah
Obskuang[Boii]: 1000 gold ingots?
Marc[Obua]: Hmmmmmmmmmm... Neh
Obskuang[Boii]: Ok, the last offer, I know it'll be irresistable, 15 little girls!
Marc[Obua]: DONE DEAL!
Obskuang[Boii]: Now you have to sign this contract, don't think of breaking it as its a curse called "contract with the death god". If you break the rules of the contract, you'll die a fate worse than death, and go neither to heaven or hell.
Marc[Boii]: [Signs], heheheh, little girls here i come!!
~O-castle~
Morphling: We're being attacked!! Its the takeda army!! They've betrayed us!!
Jan: What!? Those faggots, they shall die!
Zee: Lets go!
~Outside O-castle~
Zee[Obua]: Shit, we're totally outnumbered
Jan[Obua]: Indeed...
Derrick[Obua]: -ma
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War statistics
Obua Army
Army Strength: 80 000
Zee
Jan
Ler
William Wallace
Morphling
Derrick
Waiman
Takeda Army
Army strength: 500 000
Shingen Takeda
Yukimura Sanada
Katsuyori Takeda
Nobushige Takeda
Masayuki Sanada
Yukitaka Sanada
Torayasu Amari
Nobutomo Akiyama
Nobushige Oyamada
Toramori Obata
Masamori Obata
Masanobu Kosaka
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Zee: It is... Indeeed a scary army it seems...
Jan: Yea... Can we win?
Meanwhile...
~Xiang Ping castle~
Marc[Boii]: So where're the little girls? [damn perverted face appears]
Obskuang[Boii]: There they are, come come!
Little girl A: Boiiiii
Marc: Holy jesus shit, what're they? They look hideous!!
Obskuang: They're related to boii some how, now enjoy! Don't forget bout the contract!
Marc: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
Back at O-castle
~O-castle outskirts~
Ler: Huff huff... damn this is a hard battle, can we survive?
Jan: [Punches down Masamori Obata] Huff, Enemy officer defeated, and I don't know, we're struggling...
???[???]: It seems you need some help down there, obuaians
[A girl of around 14 or so in a cloak appears on a hill near the battle, along with a 20000ish army behind her]
Jan: Thanks god, reinforcements!
To be continued...
Precious - 1:01 PM
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