After a semi-long hiatus, the Obuaism Chronicles returns!

Obuaism Chronicles - Chapter 20 ~ Enter, Obua's 2nd child!

A month after Marc's disappearance...

~O-castle~
Jan: Aiya, that pig sure gg liao la, like a month never hear bout his news liao
Zee: Agree... Who cares, even if he's here or he's not here, totally makes no difference
Jan: Ya lor...
William Wallace: Finally, there is a moment of peace for me...
Ler: Who knows? English is a common word you know?
WW: ENGLISH!? THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!
Jan/Zee: ...

Meanwhile...
~Jiao Zhi~
???[???]: Infiltration succeed... Time to find the seal...
Guard[DeathWardens]: Who goes ther-
???[???]: [With a stab, killed the guard], shut up fool...

~Inside the coffin~
Marc: Argh shitttttttttttttt someone save me!!!
The Spoon Man: Heheheh...

~Room of the sealed coffin~
???[???]: So this is it... [Chants an incarnation]
[The sealed coffin opens slowly as Marc walks out]
Marc[Obua]: Finally out of that torture...
???[???]: Glad eh?
Marc[Obua]: You! Obskuang! You traitor, why did you save me?
Obskuang[???]: I was all along the 2nd-in-command in the Boii-army, after Boii, but no one knows.
Marc[Obua]: So why did you save me? If you're wanting me to join you I'll not oblige
Obskuang[Boii]: What if I give you 500 gold ingots?
Marc[Obua]: Hmm... Nah
Obskuang[Boii]: 1000 gold ingots?
Marc[Obua]: Hmmmmmmmmmm... Neh
Obskuang[Boii]: Ok, the last offer, I know it'll be irresistable, 15 little girls!
Marc[Obua]: DONE DEAL!
Obskuang[Boii]: Now you have to sign this contract, don't think of breaking it as its a curse called "contract with the death god". If you break the rules of the contract, you'll die a fate worse than death, and go neither to heaven or hell.
Marc[Boii]: [Signs], heheheh, little girls here i come!!

~O-castle~
Morphling: We're being attacked!! Its the takeda army!! They've betrayed us!!
Jan: What!? Those faggots, they shall die!
Zee: Lets go!

~Outside O-castle~
Zee[Obua]: Shit, we're totally outnumbered
Jan[Obua]: Indeed...
Derrick[Obua]: -ma

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War statistics
Obua Army
Army Strength: 80 000
Zee
Jan
Ler
William Wallace
Morphling
Derrick
Waiman

Takeda Army
Army strength: 500 000
Shingen Takeda
Yukimura Sanada
Katsuyori Takeda
Nobushige Takeda
Masayuki Sanada
Yukitaka Sanada
Torayasu Amari
Nobutomo Akiyama
Nobushige Oyamada
Toramori Obata
Masamori Obata
Masanobu Kosaka
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Zee: It is... Indeeed a scary army it seems...
Jan: Yea... Can we win?

Meanwhile...
~Xiang Ping castle~
Marc[Boii]: So where're the little girls? [damn perverted face appears]
Obskuang[Boii]: There they are, come come!
Little girl A: Boiiiii
Marc: Holy jesus shit, what're they? They look hideous!!
Obskuang: They're related to boii some how, now enjoy! Don't forget bout the contract!
Marc: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

Back at O-castle
~O-castle outskirts~
Ler: Huff huff... damn this is a hard battle, can we survive?
Jan: [Punches down Masamori Obata] Huff, Enemy officer defeated, and I don't know, we're struggling...
???[???]: It seems you need some help down there, obuaians
[A girl of around 14 or so in a cloak appears on a hill near the battle, along with a 20000ish army behind her]
Jan: Thanks god, reinforcements!

To be continued...

Oof... after a serious thinking, the name of this story will be changed to... "The Obuaism Chronicles", and so...

The obuaism chronicles - Chapter 19, Loss of an Ally.

In the o-castle...

Zee: Sigh, another un-eventful day...
Jan: Ya... Sibei sien sia...
Marc: We shall attack other castles then!
Zee: We are tired from the last battle, you and ler are the only ones fit enough to fight, you to shall go attack Jiao Zhi.
Marc: Yes Sire!
Ler: Harr? Lazy la... [Makes a clacking sound], Pikyiuu
Marc: Never mind lor... I go my self lor... one man one mission lor, you good lor, pang seh lor
Jan: Diam la, want go still talk so much, dulan sia
[Marc mutters and goes off.]

~After 4 hours of travelling, Marc with an army of 10k men, arrived at Jiao Zhi~
Marc[Obua]: So this is Jiao Zhi... I wonde-... Hmm, their whole army is there waiting for me eh?
???[???]: So you've arrived, as the master forcast... You shall die here...
[In front of the Obuaism army lead by Marc, appears 5 generals of the unknown forces]
Marc[Obua]: State your names and Banner!
Baltass[Death Wardens]: My name is Baltass, the commander of the Death Wardens.
Tulio[Death Wardens]: Tulio is my name, yours must be pretty lame.
Renee[Death Wardens]: My name is Renee! <3
Vald[Death Wardens]: Vald...
Staniak[Death Wardens]: Heh... Staniak...
[Brief description on the death wardens... the death wardens all wear a black hooded coat, like organization xiii from Kingdom hearts. They do not hood themselves.]

[Brief description of the death warden memebers...
Baltass: man in his 30s, with two spears behind him.
Tulio: A japanese/american blooded man in his 40s, has no weapon around him.
Renee: A half chinese/romanian blooded girl around the age of 12, weapon of choice can't be seen.
Vald: A romanian man in his 20s, has no weapons around him as well.
Staniak: A polish man in his 30s, has no weapon around him too.]

Marc[Obua]: now now, 5 on 1 won't be fair will it?
Baltass[Death Wardens]: Yea of course, you can choose who to fight among us, we will have no rejections.
Marc[Obua]: What're the deal?
Baltass[Death Wardens]: If you win, you can do whatever you want with the loser, if we win, you will be sealed.
Marc[Obua]: Sealed?
Tulio[Death Wardens]: Sealed is that you will be sealed by our master, into a coffin of time and space, suffering from getting hit by a unkillable being with a spoon, until you're released or die.
Marc[Obua]: Whats so scary about that?
Tulio[Death Warden]: Heh, you won't wanna know...
Baltass[Death Warden]: Now choose who you wanna fight, any of us.
Marc[Obua]: Of course i choose that little girl, renee, this will be over fast.
Renee[Death Warden]: Yay! Yep, it'll be over fast! ^.^
Vald[Death Warden]:[mutters] Yea... Mad fast... What a fool....
Staniak[Death Warden]: [Whispers] Yea, the 12 year old genius... She'll be too much a match for that fatso...
Baltass[Death Warden]: [Whispers] What a fool, he's under-estimating her too, but she's the strongest among us, that is...

[Rin appears]
Rin: Now the arena has been set, Renee vs Marc, battle begins!

Marc: I wonder how i shall "eat" you after this match, hehehe....
Renee: Really? <3
[Renee slowly walks over and trips on Marc]
Marc: hey careful, klutz, guess this will be over too fast...[Marc helps her up]
Renee: Sorry, I guess so ^.^
[Renee keeps a distance from marc]
Renee: Lets not waste anytime shall we? [Holds out a handful of weird shaped throwing knifes] Die!
[Renee throws 16 knifes over at marc]
Marc: Heh, even a fat guy like me can dodge too, don't underestimate me! [Dodges to his right]
[Renee smiles]
[The throwing knifes suddenly turns direction when marc moved and as if like a hoaming device is on it, followed marc]
Renee: Game over~ <3
Marc: Wha- shit!
[As the throwing knifes touches marc, they exploded]
Marc: Uraghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[Marc gets knocked out]

Rin: Marc is unable to fight, Renee is the winner. Renee has broken the fastest kill record and the record is currently at 32 seconds, arena de-activated, bye bye!
[Rin disappears]

Baltass[Black wardens]: That was awfully fast... Weak pig that guy was... he din't even have the time to draw his weapon, what a fool... bwahahahahahahahahaaha

Marc[Obua]: Ugh... Bu..t how...?
Renee[Black Wardens]: Time for you to sleep~ ^.^
Marc[Obua]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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To be continued....