Oof chapter 15 - The Land of china
[Note: This chapter has little amount of comedy and the obuanians]

~Another day in O-h.. O-castle~

Derrick: Alright guys, I've drawn a map of this era of china... Here it is...

Jan: Liar... It writes Romance of the Three Kingdoms VI and Koei below...
Derrick: Okok... I downloaded it off the internet...
Zee: Hold on... download!?... There's internet here!?
Derrick: Ya... i don't know how also... come see...

[Derrick boots up the pc]
[PC: Wireless- ROTK, signal, very good]

Jan: Wtfh!?
Zee: Rofl?
Marc: Er?
Ler: Uh huh!...

Jan: er, ok... whatever, but where're we now?
Derrick: Our current location is at Nan Hai, to the south. I've also gotten news that the other two clans, boii-ians and the nyl clan has been warped here too, and they currently reside in Xiang Ping and Qiang respectively, to the north west and north east.
Zee: I see, any other news?
Derrick: It seems that there's a war happening here at the moment, among heroes of the three kingdoms, shu, wu, wei and a few other factions. two of the other factions we currently know are Lu Bu's forces and the Nanman forces residing in Xu Chang and Nanman respectively.
Marc: Interesting...

~Wan castle~
Cao cao[Wei]: What? We've been attacked? by people we have not seen before? defend against them at all costs! we shall not falter!
Yu Jin[Wei]: Yes sire!

~Outside Wan castle~
[A big muscular man wearing a lion pelt armour carrying two board swords could be seen]
???[???]: Rarrrh! I'm known as La Hire! Bow before my might!
Wei soldier: WahH!!! He's really strong! Help!!
Dian Wei[Wei]: Hmph, useless fools, It seems I have to deal with you myself!
La Hire[???]: Gahahaha, I would like to see you try!
[Dian wei is a man of large build quite similar to La Hire, who uses a hand axe and a big flail]
Dian Wei[Wei]: Hahahaha! Take this!
[The two giants fought in a earth shaking duel, and every soldier were watching]
Dian Wei[Wei]: Heh, you're not bad! Who do you serve?
La Hire[???}: La hire serves ze great French army, under lady Joan of Arc!
Dian Wei[Wei]: Lady eh!? Hahahahaha, interesting!
La Hire[France]: Whats so funny? You're a great warrior yourself, why not join the French army?
Dian Wei[Wei]: Sorry I'll have to decline that offer, for I'm a loyal servant of Lord Cao cao!
La hire[France]: Your loyalty is admirable. La Hire shall retreat for now, lets have a duel again!
Dian Wei[Wei]: Hahaha, men, don't pursue, he is an interesting one... French army eh? Never heard of them...

~Outside Chen Liu~
Guan Yu[Shu]: What are these people? They look nothing like us!
Zhang Fei[Shu]: They look more pale than us, maybe they're sick, brother?
Guan Yu[Shu]: Doesn't seem like it, but their archers are really accurate and the arrows fly with great force, be on your guard, brother!

???[???]: Heh, what do you think, sir Lancelot?
Lancelot[???]: Those two are pretty strong, Gawain, why not we go down to test their abilities?
Gawain[???]: It would be an honor to fight along side you, sir Lancelot.
Lancelot[???]: Drop the sir, my friend.

[Lancelot and Gawain rides down to the outskirts of Chen Liu]

Guan Yu[Shu]: It seems that the enemy leaders has shown themselves eh?
Zhang Fei[Shu]: Heh. this should be fun!
Guan Yu[Shu]: Don't be hasty brother, you two, why do you wish to attack us?
Lancelot[???]: We, serve under the mighty King Arthur, members of the Knights of the Round table, is here to unite this land!
Guan Yu[Shu]: Unite this land? What nonsense, its impossible to unite this land in chaos.
Gawain[Roundtable]: Utter Rubbish! Our King will be the first emperor of this land!
Guan Yu[Shu]: *whispers* Brother, we need to hold out until reinforcements arrive.
Zhang Fei[Shu]: *whispers* yea i know brother, but I'm itching for a fight, i'll challange one of them to a duel to drag time i guess!
Guan Yu[Shu]: No brot-
Zhang Fei[Shu]: I'm Zhang Fei of Yan, who here is brave enough to step forward to challange me?
Gawain[Roundtable]: I, Gawain accept your challange!
[Guan Yu, a man with a long beard. Along with his blue dragon(crescent blade), he is a force to be reckoned with, and has the brain to match that]
[Zhang Fei, a man with an unruly beard. Carrying his Snakespear, he is a strong opponent for anyone challanging him, but abit reckless most of the times]
[Gawain, a man in heavy armour, with a long halberd. Known to be a person with a kind heart outside war]
[Lancelot, a man in heavy armour, with a long sword, known as a swordmaster and one of the best knights in the round table]

Zhang Fei[Shu]: Gwahahaha, interesting, lets go then!
[It was a fierce battle. Zhang Fei's aggression in strength against Gawain's gracefulness in technique, neither seemed to show any weaknesses]
Zhang Fei[Shu]: Tch, not going down eh?
Gawain[Roundtable]: You're pretty strong yourself

[Suddenly, another knight of the Roundtable appears]
???[Roundtable]: Sire Lancelot, I've brought a little soldiers over to help you.
Lancelot[Roundtable]: Great, Bors, you've done well, we should be able to win this battle.
Guan Yu[Shu]: Damn... Reinforcements for them, this seems grim... Brother, where are the reinforcements...

Zhao Yun[Shu]: Zhao Yun from Chang Shan is here to help!
[Zhao Yuns army arrives from Ping Yuan]

Liu Bei[Shu]: Brothers! I'm here to aid you!
[Liu Bei's army arrives from Pu Yang]

Lu Bu[Lubu]: You owe me one, Liu bei!
[Lu bu's forces arrives from Xu Chang]

Gawain[Roundtable]: Damn, so this is what you're aiming for...
Zhang Fei[Shu]: Heheheh, its too late now isn't it?
[Gawain retreats to Lancelot's location]

Lancelot[Roundtable]: We need to fight our way out... They've a army too big for us to win, lets just retreat and live to fight for another day!

[The three knights fights their way out of the encirclement and managed to escape]

Lu Bu[lubu] Yeah yeah, run with your tail behind your legs, cowards!
[Lu Bu, a large man with a halberd known as the Sky piercer. With his red hare(horse), he is a nearly invincible soldier. People often says, among men, Lu Bu, among horses, red hare]

~O-castle~
Zee[Obua]: Seems like we have ourself a visitor...
Jan[Obua]: Indeed...
[Outside O-castle, an army could be seen marching towards the castle, as Zee and Jan moves out of the castle with the obuanian army]
Zee/Jan[Obua]: Attack!
[The two army clashes head on]
???[???]: Don't falter, we can win them!
Jan[Obua]: Who are you and why are you attacking us?
???[???]: Subutai, from the Mongolian empire, we're here to take over this land!
Zee[Obua]: Take over this land? What the hell?
Subutai[Mongol]: Fools, you shall die, in the name of the great Genghis Khan!
Jan[Obua]: We shall see about that! Godmode, sword mode!
[Jan's white katana appears]
Jan[Obua]: The second hustle! Diamond dust!
[Nothing happens]
Jan[Obua]: What the hell?
Zee[Obua]: Seems that we lost some of our abilities after we come here...
Jan[Obua]: Damn... Whatever, this is enough for me! I challange you to a duel, Subutai, if you should win, we would surrender this castle, if you should lose, you will retreat, fair trade?
Subutai[Mongol]: Interesting! I never back down from a challange.
Jan[Obua]: Heh
Zee[Obua]: You sure you can win without your abilities?
Jan[Obua]: I hope so...

To be continued...