OoF Chapter 14 - The warp of time and space

It was an usual day at the O-hq, and the obuanians were bored to death as usual.

Ler: [Talking on phone] Good morning! I'm calling on behalf of the "Huat zai ye"...

Marc: [pccing to little boys porn as little girl porns are blocked by the MDA]

Jan: [Training Derrick] Eh derrick, strike harder, even a chicken can hit harder than you...

Zee: Wa, everyone got something to do... Only I dun have... Kena sai...

~Somewhere~
???: Heheheh... It should be about time! Time transport!

~Back in O-hq`
Jan: Is it me or did it suddenly got really hot?
Zee: No its not you, I feel it too...
Morphling: EHEHEHEEH!!! SIAO LIAO, quick come! something happened!
Jan: Shut up, we know you're trying to find witnesses for suiciding, it will not work...
Morphling: nooooooooooooooooo... just come out and take a look!

[The oof and omfgs went out to have a look]

Zee: Where... in the blue hell is this?
Marc: Looks... Ancient...
Jan: Yea...
Derrick: Why are we here?
Zee: The question you should ask is... How the hell did we get here in the first place....
Derrick: Ok... lemme check... -ma!

Peasent(lv1)
Mosquito(lv1)
Mosquito(lv1)
cow(lv1)
....

Ler: kns la quickly -clear, or sure flood, we know theres a peasent already....
Derrick: okok, -clear!
Marc: Er, i tired ahs, i stay in the hq...
Ler: me too...
Morphling: I'll.... emo in the hq...
Waimen: Too hot for me...
Derrick: Er... I stomach ache...
Jan: Sigh... Looks like we two will be going huhs?
Zee: Agree...

[Jan and zee looked around and saw a indian farmer]
Jan: Hey there, where are we?
Farmer: 你在说什么?
Jan/Zee: !?!?!?!?!?????
Jan: 你不是印度人吗？
Farmer: 我是啊，但我是在这儿成长的.
Zee: 请问这是哪里？
Farmer: 中国啊
Jan/Zee: !?!?!?!?!? [WTF IS AN INDIAN DOING HERE!?]
Jan: 谢谢

[Jan and zee left and went back to the HQ, which suddenly appeared to be a castle now]

Jan: What the hell happened here?
Derrick: Don't know... suddenly this place become a castle...

~In another part of china~
Fluffytiger: Where the hell are we? This is china isn't it? Thats the great wall of china!
Teitei: indeed... I wonder...

~In yet another part of china~
glbin: fuck, what the fuck we doing here? This is china no? The towns near here seems like it...

hoppingmushroom: yea... wtf sia...

~back in o-hq~
Derrick: Special command, -time!
-time: The date now is [Error, 3 less than year 1000 era input], time, [error, less than year 1000 era input], cannot figure out the timing...
Derrick: apparently we have travelled through time as well, like to around a few hundred AD(s)
Marc; Interestinggggggg.....

What has happened? Why is the oof story transported back in time into the early hundreds era? catch next chapter!