Obuaism Soccer - Side Story

*TV switches Off*

Kappa: ایرانیان موفق در دنیا !
Kusso: درموفق درموفقیرانیا

For the sake of non-iranian viewers, we will translate into english and continue on with english

Kappa: What the hell...kusso brother...how can we lose to Singapore? This is outrageous, ridiculous, atrocious, notorious, evil, bad, dumb, noob, l33t....ROAR!

Kusso: Don't be angry kappa brother...let us take revenge for our country against that dumb country...I have already prepared 62 trained suicide bombers...they are now swimming towards Singapore, they just reported that they just reached the China seas...

Oh no...looks like Singapore is in danger!...
At the China Seas....

Suicide Bomber #1 (SB1) : My brothers...its china....we reached china!
SB2: Aren't we suppose to be bombing this...sing a something place?
SB1: It gotta be china! Kusso brother say to bomb this chinese speaking place...
SB3: Er...excuse me...
SB1: Lets go....SB2!

Suicide bombers left...60...

Meanwhile...at Obuaism HQ...

Morphling: Hais...dammnit...Waiman just entered obuaism like...yesterday?...and he got to kick soccer!!...I go drown myself at the beach!

Morphling went to the beach...and started walking towards death...not far away, the 60 suicide bombers were on their way...

SB3: Er...excuse me...Brothers..I think this way is to Singapore!
SBall: Wee....Lets bomb!
SB3: wait wait wait...we suppose to bomb this place called...kallang sta..something...ah dammnit...lets just bomb wutever we see first...

Morphling: Hey you guys!
SBAll: !!!!?? (psst...someone spotted us...we are so dead...psst...its the coast guards!!...psst...where is my passport!!??)
Morphling: Are you all here to die too?....Lets die together...I very emo now...
SB3: Why don't you join us?...we are suicide bombers...you can die an honorable death!
Morphling: Ok!...give me the bomb!

So all the SB with morphling made their way to the stadium...where Singapore is still high celebrating their entry into the world cup finals!

Jan: Obua!!!!
Zee: Jin To kong!!!!
Derrick: Bo cheng sa
Marc: Hor gina kua...
Ler: Obua teng kor hor le kua
Waiman: Cock made sandwich hor le jia!!

Zee: Song bo!!...world cup finals leh!!
Marc: Yippee!!! TO brazil!!!!

Outside the stadium...
Morphling: Here is the stadium...where you all want to bomb...
SBall: Thanks morphling brother!

Derrick: Woah...some people so late...now then come...i -kickafk them ah...
Marc: Isn't that a member of our club?...mor...mor
Morphling: Its Morphling...Morphling...please notice my existence thank you!...I emo liao!
Jan: Wa you bring so many people to support us ah? Thanks man...
Morphling: Er...not really...
SBall: Lets rush in brothers! bomb them into crisps!!!
*Pop*....

SBall: !!!?? (psst...isnt it suppose to go Booms!?...I think i heard POP!....)
Morphling:....why didn't i die...

Back in Iran...
Kusso: Kappa brother...I made a mistake sending them swimming....
Kappa: why kusso brother?
Kusso: I gave them cheap bombs...not waterproff brother....

Back in Singapore
Zee: Thanks ah morphling...got firecracker somemore...hahahas....
Jan: Ya...you can be our cheerleader in the world cup finals!!!
Morphling:.....i emo liao...

SBAll: How do we go back......