Obua - Boii United Alliance - Finale

Obua-ians finally arrived...the turn of tides...or not?...

Jan: Ehhhh hold it right there!!
Lao Tai Po: Who the hell are you!?
Jan: Ehhh *cough*...I am known as Obua, the leader of Obuaism (psst...i cant ehh that well..)
Lao Lai Zi: Zo e iz zat famos obuaz..(So he is that famous obua..)
Lao Kok Kok: What hope can a single mere warrior do...against us five veterans...
Jan: Ehhh we shall see..

The five leaders of CLK forces surrounds Jan...ready for attack...

At the backdoor....

Derrick: I think Jan succeed in luring those old faggots...lets go in and wipe those CLK asses!
Fluffytiger: The problem is with the CPF...they are rushing like mad dogs...
Derrick: hehe...we let those CPF go down the drain...

A trap triggered, CPF forces fell into a pitfall trap...
CPF raider: Spare us...
Marc: We will spare you if you join our ranks...
CPF raider: AYE!

At Jan's side...
Jan: Argh...huff...huff...
Lao Tai Po: How can you be able to defeat five of us...prepare to die!..

Jan is outnumbered by the five leaders...but he still have a secret plan up his sleeve...
Jan: Godmode...Senile Slayer!
[Senile Slayer]
Jan gains enormous power against enemies 60 years and above...

Within minutes...Lao kok kok, lao bu si, lao lai zi and lao jibai was defeated....
Lao Tai Po: What power...is this your true strength!?
Jan: Meet your doom old hag!
Jan slams his fist hard into the face of Lao Tai Po...

......
Jan: What!? It did not even leave a scratch...
Lao Tai Po: Its like ant bite...hahas...
Jan: It is impossible...such power....what are you...
Lao Tai Po: I am....
Jan: .....
Lao Tai Po: I am...
Jan: ....
Lao Tai Po: 59....
Jan: =.=....

Derrick and Marc got the support of the CPF and saved the boii-ians who are under seige...the remaining CLK forces retreated to reorganise their troops...

Obua-ian: Report...Lord Jan was defeated...but he took out four leaders of the CLK...
Marc: Imposhibible...
Derrick: How is he?...dead?
Obua-ian: Here is a letter from Lao Tai Po...

[Letter]
Chao jibye...this lanjiao kia kannina kill all my ka kis...now I no more ka kis to play chup li kis with...I am going to make him into my slave and play chup li ki 24-7-365!!!! If you want him back...win me in chup li ki...

Marc: Whuaaat?
Derrick: I don't know how play wor....how?...
???: Its time for me to return the favor....
Derrick and Marc: Boooiii~~~???

At the CLK Camp...
Jan: Spare me please!!!!
Lao Tai Po: Its only the 10001th round and you are tired? Weakling...
Jan: I see these cards i wan puke le...
Lao Tai Po: Fuck you...u like won almost half of my entire fortune le...now want zao?...I don't care I wan appeal!
Jan: Wa...see i won again...sien sia...eh fuck this smell....

Boii: Boiii~...I have come to save u....
Jan: Eh don't kaypo hor boii~...I winning like siao...
Lao Tai Po: KNN...
Lao Tai Po got angry and attacks Jan...
Time: 11:59pm...

Jan...still in his senileslayer mode....know he is unable to harm Lao tai po...
Jan: I cannot hurt her...in this mode...she is 59...
Boii: Boii~ I only agree to help you win her in Chup Li Ki....
Jan: ....

Lao Tai Po...jumped up and fire magical blasts at Jan...who dodged skillfully. Jan did multiple strikes on her but did minimal damage...

Lao Tai Po: Meet your doom!!!
Jan: Dammnit....my full power!!!
Time: 12:00am...
Jan did a super punch on Lao Tai Po...miraculously...it did alot of damage....

Lao Tai Po: Shiit...huff huff...today is my birthday!!!

With that...the CLK forces disbanded with the death of their leaders....and peace? returns to the land...

Back at HQ....
Jan: So lord Obua...you only left underwear wor...still want play?...
Obua: DIE JAN..DIE!!!!

END...