Sunday, November 1, 2009
Emo Crisis
Chapter 1
In a small little hut at Bukit Batok lies many things. A swiss knife, a lot of panadol tablets, ropes hanging on the roof, gas on 24-7-365, bathtub full of water, electric chair...and finally a little man who had no hopes in life.
Little man: I gonna sms this girl I met on the net....
[morphling]
Hi, Joanne, morphling here, how are you? Free to talk?
1 minute later...
Morphling: Maybe she is busy?....I will wait patiently for her reply...
1 minute 3 seconds later
Morphling: She must hate me!...Argghhhh why!?!!!!
He took the swiss knife and started slashing his wrists...
1 minute 10 seconds later
Morphling: there is no more hope, I will never get a girlfriend....
He took 666 panadol tablets...
1 minute 15 seconds later...on the electric chair
Morphling: There is no place for me in this world...
1 minute 20 seconds later...hanging on the rope
Morphling: Bye mom...bye dad...I am leaving this world...
1 minute 22 seconds later...
[Joanne]
Sorry I was in the toilet...ah...what sup?
Suicide attempt #3694...failed...
Precious - 3:11 PM
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