OOF, chapter 9- The battle of Nicol Highway

It was another day in the O-HQ, but the oof were not all there. Marc and Morphling were defending their post over at Nicol Highway, due to orders from the JZ army.

~Nicol Highway~
Marc: Eh fuck la, Morphling, stop emoing and slashing your wrist la kaos...
Morphling: Shuddap la... you won't understand my feelings...
Marc: Sua...

[Morphling continues slashing his wrists]

Back at O-HQ

~O-HQ~
Obpskuang: {Whispering to himself while writing a email} The defence of Nico-
Ler: YO KUANG!
Obpskuang {Alt+tab into a dota game} Yea sup?
Ler: Wa, playing dota never jio me har? You goooooooood....
Obpskuang: Sorry la... You want play or not?
Ler: Sua la, lazy... *making a clacking sound with his tongue*...
Obpskuang: I see, then go along ba, seeyas
Ler: Seeyas!
[Ler leaves]
Obpskuang: Heng never let him see... {Continues writing the email}

~Boii-hq~
Fluffytiger: Its time for battle... Darrell, Homeborn(aka jia-sen), prepare for battle, I order you two to attack the Nicol highway. I've already requested for reinforcements from the NYL army and they're sending a monster called Reigor Rockhoof to assist you two.
Darrell/Homeborn: Yes sire.

~Nicol Highway~
Marc: Eh, you got notice around us, alot of corpse are appearing for some reason?
Morphling: Shaddap la, I emoing...
Marc: Nevermind...
[Marc moves around to investigate the corpse appearances]

???: Heh... this should be enough for my ech-
Marc: Eh, stop littering my territory with your stinking corpse la
???: Eheheheheh... You must be Marc...
[In front of Marc stands a big humanoid figure which looks like a cow]
Marc: Who the hell are you and how you know my name?
???: My name is Reigor Rockhoof, aka Niu Tou (Cow head), and you don't have to know how do I know your name.
Marc: {Thinking} Can it be.... that I'm so famous!?... Wahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha
Marc: Hold on.... why're you littering this place with corpses?
Reigor: No particular reason...
Marc: So are you friend or foe?
Reigor: Hmm... What do you think?
Marc: Friend?
Reigor: Wrong, I'm a foe you fool...
Marc: Uh... Ok...... So what do ya want?
Reigor: What do i want.....? I want.... your LIFE!
[Reigor lifts his totem and rushes towards Marc]
[Special Note: Marc is not using his Hunting horn this battle, but rather, a giant blade]
Marc: Shit! {Parries with his giantblade] Ugh... Such a be..ast!
Reigor: Heh! Not bad! I shall go at 50% of my strength now, Enchant Totfem!
[Reigor lifts his totem and slams on the ground, and his totem starts to grow bigger to twice its size]
Marc: What the.... What was that!?
Reigor: Now prepare to die, fool!
[Reigor lifts his totem with all his might and strikes at Marc]
Marc: Heh, guess I have to use it huh... Might of the arcanes, appear, my staff!
Reigor: Wha-
[Reigor flinches due to the massive amount of power emitted from Marc]
Marc: Now prepare to die fool, lightning!
[Marc shoots a bolt of lightning over at Reigor]
Reigor: Heh, you think that little damage will kill me? You underestimate me, son, now my turn, Fissure!
[Reigor smashes the ground with his totem, causing the ground in front of him to crack, damaging Marc as well as leaving an impassable crevasse]
Marc: Heh, useless, mana shield owns!
Reigor: Heh, blink dagger, teleport me beside him! {Reigor appears beside Marc}, now DIE, ECHO SLAM!
[Reigor sends shockwave shooting through the ground, reflecting around the corpses he left earlier and marc]
Marc: Ugh... fuck, so thats what the corpses are for...
Reigor: Heh, now you shall die! Ugrahhhhhhhhhh!
[Reigor lifts his totem up, preparing for the finishing blow]
Marc: Heh, Frostbite!
[Marc freezes Reigor in a pillar of ice]
Marc: Now in this 3 seconds, I shall brutally murder you, haste!
[Marc casts haste on himself, making himself faster]
Marc: Time to use my most powerful spell... Hope enough time to cast the incarnation!
Marc: {Muttering a ridiculously long incarnation}, Eternal glacier!
[An AoE of 500 around Reigor freezes in absolute zero temperature]
Marc: For the finishing strike... Cosmic Catastrophe!
[From the sky, a 15beams from all different locations were shot and with a loud "boomz!", reigor got vaporized, leaving no trace of his being.]
Marc: Ugh... finally... Didn't want to use that spell initially... uses up too much of my magic power... I guess time for me to rest...
[Marc faints out of fatigue and tireness]

~~~

Morphling: Wonder where Marc went...

???(a): Hey, you know where's the obuaism camp around here?
???(b): Yea, quick, we need to get there quickly...

Morphling: Uh...{they look like enemies...} I don't know, who're you two?

???(a): Darrell
???(b): Homeborn(jia-sen)

Morphling: Where're you two from?

Darrell: From Boii-hq
Homeborn: Headquarters of the Boii army

Morphling: Uh ok... Hold on... let me sms ask my friend if he knows or not... {Sms-es O-hq for reinforcements}

~O-Hq~

Jan: Eh, i received a sms.... Nicol highway in trouble, need to go help i guess...
Zee: Hmm... Who should we send?
Derrick: I would like to try my abilities...
Zee: Ok, you shall go then...
Derrick: Thanks!

~Nicol Highway~
Derrick: So Morphling, who're the one that wants to know about the Obuaism camp?
Morphling: Norh, those 2....

Darrell: Yo, so you're derrick eh?
Derrick: Yea... Lets have a drink ba, I'll tell you while drinking
Homeborn: Good idea...

[Derrick drugged darrell and Homeborn's drinks with heavy laxatives]
.....
.....
-After the drink-
Darrell: Eh shit, i eat something wrong, need go toilet, Homeborn, lets retreat for now... toilet toilet....
Homeborn: siala... same... i stomachache too... lets go ba, oya, thanks for the drinks anyway!
Derrick: no problem!

~Boii-HQ~

Darrell: EH FUCK LA I NEED THE TOILET MORE THAN YOU LA!
Homeborn: WHO SAY, MY STOMACH HURTS MORE THAN YOU LA, KNN!
Fluffytiger: What the fuck you two quarrelling about?
Darrell: We stomachache, but only got one toilet....
Fluffytiger: Ya.... one toilet, but theres like fucking 20 cubicles in there...
Homeborn: Wha-? Oh sorry...

and thus was another day in the Boii-hq....
eh shit... wait... thats not how its supposed to end...

~O-HQ~

Zee: Eh siala, why marc haven't return?
Ler: Must be ****ing little girls again...
Jan: Freaking pedobua....

and thus was another day in Obuaism's HQ.... yea not funny... T_T