oof chapter 8 - The new omfg

So was another day in the O-HQ, where the oof and the omfgs were training and slacking...

Jan: Heh, glad that our lord is still alive eh?
Zee: Yea, the plane there and back was... ugh...
Jan: Don't remind me of it!!!!!
Obua: Ehh, I'll be going to meditate again, see you all.
Oof/Omfg: See ya milord

Jan: Well... what do we do now? Sibei sien now sia...
Zee: No idea...
Marc: Ya lor, kns...
Ler: Aiya... i go scout a little at the boii clan.
Jan: Go on then, don't die...
Ler: Don't worry... I'll smash them like bangarlaes with my hammer if they come disturb me...

And so, ler sets off to the boii camp with his trustworthy hammer.

Zee: Weird sia... first time see him leave this place for a reason other than to eat....
Marc: Agree...

~Forest to the boii's camp~
Ler: Ugh, kns, sibei sien...
???: Leave your money and weapon or your life.
Ler: Who the fuck are you?

In front of ler, appeared a figure of a big brute, in his arm a giant blade.

???: My name is Joe-seth, your worst nightmare, now leave your money and your weapon or die!
Ler: Lets see who die la, you dare come!
Joe-seth: You asked for it, now die!

-Holding his giant blade with one hand, joe-seth sent ler flying while ler tried to parry with his hammer-

Ler: Ugh... What immense strength... guess i gotta go seri-, shit!!! Just now ate too much now stomach ache... siao liao...
Joe-Seth: Heh, now die, fool!
Ler: damn...
???: Hold yer horses, scum!
-A spear appeared and deflected Joe-seth's giantblade for Ler-
Ler: Who're you and why you helping me?
???: My name is Obpskuang, son of your lord obua.
Ler: Milord have a son!?
Obpskuang: Yes he do, now stay there, I shall be your opponent, Joe-Seth!
Joe-Seth: Damnit, meddling scum, I shall smite you with my holy giantblade!
Obpskuang: I'd like to see you do it.
-Obpskuang, then, with one strike, had his spearhead infront of Joe-Seth's neck-
Obpskuang: One wrong move and you die, now drop your weapon.
Joe-Seth: Damn... Don't kill me, I promise to not rob again...
Obpskuang: Ok, now go, don't let me see you again...
Ler: Eh wait, you letting him go so easily?
Obpskuang: Killing is unholy...
Joe-Seth: I shall have my revenge one day!
-Joe-seth then went off-

Ler: Eh, thanks for your help ahs, obpskuang
obpskuang: don't worry... anyways, can you bring me to the O-hq? I don't know my way there and I have to meet my father....
Ler: Eh ok....

And so, Ler brought obpskuang to the O-hq

~O-HQ~

Zee: So whos this?
Obpskuang: The name is Obpskuang, son of obua... Where is my father? I need to meet him.
Jan: You came a little too late, he went to meditate and won't be back for another 3 months.
Obpskuang: [Damn...] Sigh, I'll have to wait i guess...
Jan: Is something the matter?
Obpskuang: Uh no its nothing...
Jan: Ok...

Meanwhile...

~Boii's HQ~
Joe-Seth: Sorry boss, i failed you...
Fluffytiger: Don't worry, i've this covered, you've done a good job anyways.

And meanwhile again...

~NYL Hq~
glbin: So you failed too eh, ahni?
ahni: sorry, i didn't expect them to be able to defeat Rexal...
h.m: Well... really didn't expect that you and g.g.d will lose to them...
mopling: Well... we still have a chance right?
(Note: this is not morphling, its a similar person to morphling, just not so emo)
Whaeli: I guess so...

and once again... meanwhile...

~Cave of orbuals~
Obua: Ehh... Hmm... I have a bad feeling about whats happening back in singapore... like a wars gonna happen again....

back in O-hq, the OOF and omfg are partying due to boredom...

~O-HQ~
Jan: huat ah!!! cheers to boredom!
Zee: cheers!
Marc: kns... you all good la, drink alcohol, i must drink milk...(cause i can't take alcohol...)
Ler: Errr i duwan, i go back my room play psp...
Derrick: {Drunk state} ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sibei sien uh, paisei ah all, i play around... -hhn!
:Kao eh, not this again la... getting lame liao
:Agree
:boiiiiiiiiiiiiii
:FUCK LA WHO SAID THAT
Morphling: Uh? Whats happening?
:Wth? Why morphling the name still can see?
:Ya lor, writer bias
:Uh no la, -hhn is hide hero's name ma... He is not hero enough, must be too emo liao..
Morphling: Fuck la who said that come out, i show you the heroic power of emo!
:Siam siam siam!!!

And thus, was another noisy day at obuaism hq...