Oof Chapter 6

~Obua's Return~

On our last chapter, Kiyomora Tairi went off before telling the OOF about the revival.

Zee & Jan: Eh wait, before our new chapter begin, we would like to say something. From now on, OOF will only be used to describe the Obua's original four. Important side characters like "Derrick" and "Morphling" and up to come characters will be known as the Omfg, aka Obua's Millitary Force Generals.

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Jan: Eh siao liao... so how? Kiyomora Tairi disappear liao...
Zee: Ya lor... kns... How sia?
Derrick: Google is your friend...
OOF: ... Good idea..

And so, the oof searched google...

Marc: 0 results found... cheapass bastards...

Zee: Gg lor...

Ler: Eh.... you all go slowly think of a way la... i go play my psp... oya, don't off the computer...

Marc: Shit, my mother call... gotta go buy dinner for her, so no choice...

Zee: So jan, how?...

Jan: Ok... we randomly go find... see what we can find...

Zee: Sigh, only thing we can do anyways....

And so, Jan and Zee set off to find the snake king in India...

~In the airplane~

Zee: Eh jan... This plane... Can really kill...
Jan: I know what you mean...

(Note: They're riding India airlines)

~India, Mumbai(Bombay)~

Jan: Ugh... Is it me or is it that an overwhelming smell of shit can be smelt...
Zee: Its not you... anyways, now we're in Bombay... lets call that snake king...
Jan: Hmm, ok, I call, I got auto roaming...

Phone: The singtel mobile customer you've reach is unavailable, please try again later.

Jan: His phone not on....
Zee: Eh wait... did it bloody just said Singtel?
Jan: Uh... wtf?
Zee: Call again try...
Jan: Ok...

Phone: *Dial tone* *someone picks* Harlow, tharnkyu for corlling the parstamania delivery hortline, my name is Marli, hrow may I assist you?

Zee & Jan: .... ROFL!?

Jan: So.... this Kiyomora Tairi gave us a fake number eh...? Wonder if he really can be trusted....

???: Heheheh.... So you two have arrived....

Zee: Who the...

Ahni: i'm Ahni from the NYL army, I've been waiting for you two for a long time....

Jan: Waiting for us?

Ahni: So you haven't guessed? This Kiyomora Tairi thingy is all just a hoax, just to isolate you two and the HQ...

Jan: Wha- Fuckin...

Meanwhile, the HQ is under attack by Fluffytiger and a new general of the boii clan, teitei.

Derrick: Shit... We kena attack... how sia marc?
Marc: That fucking ler, at this time of time still can sleep, no choice, must fight ourselves....
Morphling: Don't forget bout me!
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Notice: The writer just remembered that Morphling's abilities and weapon haven't been told yet. His weapon is a dagger, and his abilities... Nah, I won't spoil you yet...
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~India~

Zee: Damn you scheming bitch...
Ahni: Why thank you... Its me afterall, hehehehehehehehe....
Jan: Shit this... godmode, sword form!
Ahni: Hush on your temper, I shall not waste my time fighting you guys... Come forth, my loyal servant, Rexal!
-Ahni summons a humanoid creature with two big axes-
Ahni: Treat them well, Rexal.
-Ahni disappears-
Rexal: roarrrrr! Me kill puny humans!
Jan: Heh, stupid looking beast, die! First hustle, White moon!
-A circle appears around rexal, and a pillar of ice appears, trapping rexal inside-
Jan: Thats it i guess...
Zee: Wow, thats fast...
Rexal: Bwahahahahahaha... Ya think so?
Jan: What th-
-Rexal breaks the pillar of ice and jumps towards Jan-
Jan: Ugh, hes strong, Zee, some help here...
Zee: You sure? 1v1 matches is more fair...
Jan: But hes using two axes... I'm only using a sword now...
Zee: Sigh... Ok...
-Zee takes out his alternate weapon, a giant blade and attempted a slash at rexal-
Rexal: Bwahahaha, too slow!
-Rexal parries with his other axe-
Rexal: Now now, a 2v1 fight isn't that fair is it? I shall ask for some help I guess... *Whistles*
-A wyvern appears-
Rexal: hes called Ratlyos, go get him, Ratlyos (points towards Jan), and now, I shall take care of you personally, Giantblade guy....

~Meanwhile, back at O-HQ~

Marc: Damn, we can't hold them!
Derrick: They're strong but do not falter! Wait for creeps!
Marc: wth -.-....

Fluffytiger: Wahahahahahahahahahahaa, Now its time for Obuaism to fall!
???: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-A really really loud soundwave hits the ground, killing 50 000 boiians
Boi-ian A: Is that who i think it is....?
Boi-ian B: Its... its... ITS OBUA!!! OBua has came to destroy us!

Obua: Ehhhhhhhhh... Salvation has comed, my men, fight on!
Marc: Lord obua! You're not dead!
Obua: Ehhhhh, you mean the heart attack? Nah, the doctor wrote wrongly... He gave you the wrong diagnose results...
Derrick: Thanks god, you're alive, milord!
Obua: Ehhhhhh.... now let us counter-attack!
Morphling: Ugh... Gotta use my skill now...
-Morphling slashes both of his wrists-
Marc: Eh morphling!!! Wth you do? Don't emo!!!
Morphling: Don't worry... heh... emo blood blades!
-Morphling's blood come out as thou alive and turned into two board swords-
Morphling: Blood beam!
-Morphling does a slash action and waves of blood comes out to attack the enemy-
Marc: Then I shall not falter too!
-Marc starts blowing his horn buffing the others-
Derrick: Chiong ah!!!!
Obua: EHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH

-With all their combined efforts, the boi-army got obliterated totally, and only teitei and fluffytiger managed to escape....

Marc: Its a shame that they escaped... Sigh
Obua: EHhhhh, don't worry, theres always next time...
Derrick: Hold on... question, wheres morphling?
Marc: I wonder too...

-In an ambulance-
Morphling: Kns.... lucky my heart pump blood fast... or i'll have died of blood loss... Must emo le...

Next chapter: Zee/Jan's fight in India...