OOF- Chapter 10, Prelude to the decisive battle.

So well, as usual, another day in the O-hq

Marc was reading his monthly issue of the magazine- "FPM(For Pedo's Magazine)"
[Trivia: Did you know FHM stands for "For him magazine"?]

Ler was playing Soldiers Orochi 2 on PSP
[Note: His computer is there afk as usual]

Zee was playing the Obua's theme on the piano
[Complain: Silent Nights (Christian hymm)'s melody was ripped off our obua's theme]

Jan was renovating the kitchen
[Notice: Danger please keep out]

Derrick was tweaking the "Derricks obuaism tactical attack" game
[Apologies: The new version will be delayed for three days]

Obpskuang was doing something suspicious.... hold on, how suspicious?
[Random: The last sentance was really random]

Zee: Oooooooo-o-o-buaaaaaaaaaa
Jan: Eh, not bad eh the remixed version
Zee: Yea thanks.

Meanwhile, at boii-hq
~boii-hq~
fluffytiger: what brings you here, glbin?
glbin: I believed we both kept suffering defeat from the obua clan, shall we just march to create a joint attack on the O-hq?
fluffytiger: Heh, a wise idea... Lets prepare for war then!

back in O-hq
~o-hq~
Derrick: eheheheh, guys guys!! siao liao, latest news report, the Nylboii coalition is making a joint attack on our HQ, how sia?
Zee: Shit, like that we're severely outnumbered wor... eh hold on... where you get the news?
Derrick: Aiya, I hacked into their home page ma, neh, let you see...
[Derrick enters www.nylclan.org , NOTE: THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL LINK!]
Jan: Oh i see... only got nyl de? No boii de?
Derrick: hold on ahs....
[Derrick enters www.877boiiarmy.org , NOTE: THIS IS ALSO NOT AN OFFICIAL LINK, IF IT IS, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!]
Derrick: Here is th- what the hell? Whats this!?
Computer: boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii virus infected, boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii virus infected, files rotting and computer rotting begins, boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Jan: holy!? her powers even affect her clan's webpage!?
Derrick: seem so... T_T my new nec laptop.... [sobs]
Zee: I pity you...
Marc: Eh, enemy sighted!
Zee: Shit, how many are there?
Derrick: -ma!


Fluffytiger, level ??
Teitei, level 93
Darrell, level 79
Homeborn, level 79
Joe-Seth, level 90
glbin, level ??
hoppingmushroom, level 97
ahni, level 94
g.g.d, level 92
whaeli, level 94
mopling, level 87
Jaktaral, level ??
Jakyrho, Level ??
Ratwardan, level ??
NYL soldiers, quantity: 100000
Boii soldiers quantity: 120000
Fernando Torres, level 1 (Left at 0.01)

Derrick: I think thats all....
Ler: Wakao, so many this time??? Not easy liao...
Marc: Wheres Morphling? Never seen him since this morning...
Obpskuang: Looking for morphling? [Throws a body down]
Jan: Morphling!!! What the fuck, what have you done, obpskuang?
Obpskuang: So you still don't know eh? I'm not one of you...
Zee: What do you mean? You're obua's son right?
Obpskuang: Yes I am, but I'm also the Boii's clan second in charge after Boii's retirement, I've severed ties with my father eversince I was a kid!
Jan: Fuck, you traitor!
Obpskuang: I never was one of you, suit yourself for calling me that if you want, now today shall be the day the obuaism falls! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thus was another noisy day at o-hq...

to be continued......