Go Obua-ians! (Short ripoff stories...)
Chapter 2: Fishballs!

In this holyland...there lies 7 mysterious spheres. It is said that whoever collects these 7 spheres could summon a huge fish and be granted a wish of his choice. The spheres upon summoning the huge fish...would scatter across the land once more...lying in wait to be found again....the spheres are called...FISHBALLS!!!!....the story begins...

Zee: Marc...you have trained well since the day I have adopted you...for now you are free to go roam around the world and search for the fishballs.
Marc: Don't want lah...I lazy go...i rather train for eternalty here...
Zee: If you find the fishballs...you can get as many little girls as you want...

Psssssshew....
Zee: hey...where did marc go!?

Marc flew off on a cloud...which is named...spikey yellow hair (SYH for short). SYH can reach up to 500km/h but for every 1 kg on it its speed reduces by 5km/h. Marc is 90kg so syh is actually going at X km/h. Solve X.

Solution:
1 kg ---> 5km/h
90 kg ---> 90 X 5 = 450km/h
500 - 450 = 50km/h

Therefore marc is going at 50km/h.

Meanwhile...on another continent...

Jan: Ler...you have trained quite well since the day your mom gave birth to you...and by the way I am not your dad although there is a chance my sperm could have gotten into her...but nevertheless...I want you to go search for the fishballs.

Ler is playing his pxp...

Jan: Take this fish radar and it would show you the position of the fishballs...when you collect all 7 of them...bring them back here for me to make a wish.

Ler is playing his PXP...

Jan: I have ordered this flying machanism for you...use it to find the fishballs...

Ler is playing his pxp...

Jan: forget it...

Meanwhile...back to Marc...

Marc: Little girls...soon...but where are the fishballs!?...AH! There they are...

In front of marc stood a pillar which rosed high into the skies...on the pillar skewered 7 spheres...these must be the fishballs...

Marc: Lucky lucky

The balls shone and a huge fish appeared infront of Marc...

Fish: Who dare awaken the great Sardine!?

Marc: Can I make a wish?

Fish: Who dare awaken the great Sardine!?

Marc: Er...Jan?

Fish: Jan eh?...Fish god wrath!

A water jet appeared on top of Jan's head....
:command:
Dodge
I am a rock!
Jan chose "I am a rock!"

Fish: Wish granted marc...bye...
The fishballs scattered around the world...

Marc:....little girls....??

End of chapter 2....