Go Obua-ians (Short ripoff stories...)
Chapter 1 - I thought I have a long way to go!

In an indoor stadium somewhere in the world...

Marc: I am going to crush you...horn smash!
Marc smashes his horn at his opponent

Qiyue: I am a ghost you can't hit me....shadow slash!
Qiyue slashes towards Marc with his shadow claws...which marc dodged easily
.....

Commentator: what a dramatic match! We bring this match live from the grand stadium...

*TV switches off*
Mom: Hey Jan, you just missed your brother's stadium battle on TV...he won!
Jan: Wow...thats my brother for you...
Mom: We just moved in here, why don't you go pay your neighbour Prof.Obua a visit?
Jan: Sure...

Jan walked slowly to the house next door...

Another mom: Why...are you our new neighbour? Welcome...my son Zee is upstairs...
Jan: ok auntie...

Jan climbed up the stairs and entered a room...

Zee: Potions checked...weapons...checked....OH!
Jan: !???
Zee: you startled me...oh you are Jan our new neighbour? nice to meet you...I have to go do some research near the next town...goodbye..
Zee rushed off....

Meanwhile...

???: AHHHHHHH help help! Someone is in trouble...
Jan went to the town entrance and saw an old man getting chased around by a monster...

Old man: Hey kid...can you help me?...in my bag there are 3 weapons...take one and come slay this monster.

Bag: A light saber
A machine gun with unlimited bullets
A very ordinary sword
Jan chose the sword.

Jan went for the first attack on the monster...turns out to be a barngaela. The barngaela turned its attention to Jan. Jan slashed the barngaela 300 times on the same spot dealing tremendous damage! The barngaela counter attacked with a poke....Jan whited out...

Old man: Hey!...kid are you alright...-.-

Jan regained his concious...
Mom: Oh...Jan..how could this happen to you...
Old man: Sorry Jan...it is all my fault...by the way I am Prof. Obua
???: I am doctor Ler...
Doc. Ler: Jan you must be prepared...your spine has suffered massive impact due to the barngaela's poke and you would be bedridden your whole life. I know you must be feeling terrible...so I bought someone with me...
???: I am priest morphling and I am here to be a witness if you want to suicide.

:Command:
Die
Don't die

Jan chose to die....

Chapter 1...end...