Chapter 12- The decisive war begins... and ends!? wtf?

So last chapter, in the O-hq, marc and ler were still in the war room, now they've been dragged out...

Jan: 好，现在我们准备打仗！
Zee: 我们一定要赢！ 否则将来会后悔！！
Obua-ian soldiers: OBUA!
Marc: 我们上！！！
Ler: 冲啊！！！
Derek: 他妈的！为什么突然变华语！？
Marc: 我也不知道！

[Writer: Time to switch back to english....]
Jan: Good, now we all prepare beat war
Zee: We all confirm must win, or when ginger comes we will regret!
Marc: We all up!!!
Ler: Bathe ah!!!!!!!
Derek: His mother one! why suddenly become chinese language?
Marc: I also don't know!

And so, the war has begun.... but suddenly, halfway while they're charging, the sky turns dark, and a ray of light shown down from the heavens.

Clan obua/clan nyl/boii army: what is this... light?

???: You guys have did enough harm to the land by creating this war, and your super powers has destroyed many things nature has created. Any more nonsense from you all will have to face the wrath of the heavens!

Fluffytiger: Who the hell are you?

???: Me? I'm the one known as 玉皇大帝， aka Jade emperor.
玉皇大帝: If you 3 fractions continue to fight, then prepare to face the wrath of the heavens!

Ler: Wrath of heavens? Who you think you are? Zhang jiao?
Marc: Eh wait, Jade emperor, ain't ya chinese? How come you know how speak ang moh?

玉皇大帝: I took classes when I was bored along these years... And yes, Actually Zhang jiao is my son, he's just trying to follow in the foot steps of jesus... Now, how do you guys say about ending this war?

glbin: I supposed we should pull back for now then... later i bad luck 10 years girls duwan me...

fluffytiger: i tomorrow exam... so don't wanna die so fast... must retreat i guess...

玉皇大帝: Good, now get out of this land before i get my army.

~~~

Jan: Why did you stop the war?

玉皇大帝: Obua told me to.

Marc: Who are you to obua?

玉皇大帝: We're just friends, god have friends to ya know?

Zee: Thanks for your help then.

玉皇大帝: Don't mention it, but I must say, I only owe obua this one favor, the next time we meet, I may not be on your side, so take care.

~~~

O-hq

Marc: Damn.. that was so damn anti-climax...
Ler: Go read your magazine la freaking pedo...
Marc: Diam la, go play your psp dun disturb me you geek
Ler: What you say!?
Morphling: Uh... yo sup...
Marc: WANT TO FIGHT IS IT!? COME LA! I PK YOU TIL YOU DIE!!
Ler: COME LA I TAKE MY GUN LANCE!
Morhpling: kns... why no one care about me... i emo liao la...

所以这样， 又是在“喔不啊”总部过的一天。