oof, chapter 5

~a third party~

another usual afternoon, a week after jan's escape, at Obuaism HQ...

marc: eh jan, so whats about this assasination attempt you came across last week?
jan: not sure, I only heard that (s)he was from some clan called the NYL clan... but this nyl clan sounds really familar, but not really sure where I heard it...
zee: hmm... nyl, ya i think i heard these initials before too...
marc: nude-young-ladies?
jan/zee/ler/derrick: shaddap la pervert...

and so, the discussion goes on about this nyl clan, and of course, there were no clues...

derrick took the time to go training...

derrick: yarh!, hyah! *swinging his sword around*
ler: eh derrick, your fighting ability really like shit sia... maybe you're not suited to use a longsword?
derrick: then what should I use?
ler: eh... this... *takes out a lance*
derrick: very boring lei lance...
ler: hmm, how bout this? *ties a gun above the lance*
derrick: interesting... what is this called?
ler: err.... of course its called a gun-lance!
derrick: ok i'll use this...
-derrick receives new weapon class, gunlance-

meanwhile... in the obuaism armory of the jz platoon

zee: knn, where my lance go... i thought i left it in the armoury... jan, you got see my prized lance from nagamasa azai's tomb?
jan: dunno... my gun also missing... kaos... the prized gun i dugged up from magoichi saika's tomb...

in another area of sin*apore... where the nyl clan hq is...

guy with a gl face: hoppingmushroom, so how? g.g.d got defeated apparently by jan..
hoppingmushroom: kaos, glface, tell you call me hm liao... i also thinking la, didn't expect jan so strong to be able to defeat her...
glbin: i think its about time we had an alliance with the boii-ians... ahni, i'll leave this job of the alliance to you...
ahni: yes sire...

-Boii-ian hq-

boii-ian guard: What business do you have here eh girl?
ahni: i request an audience with your leader
boii-ian guard: our leader(boii) is semi-retired due to old age, and we have not chose a leader, can the commandant do?
ahni: if he is in charge of diplomacy, sure.

-comandant's room-

fluffytiger: I'm commandant fluffytiger of the boii-ians, whatdayawant?
ahni: I believe we share the same goal of destroying the obuaians, and as we have no conflicts inbetween us, i propose an alliance against obuaians.
fluffytiger: hmm... sounds nice... ok, I accept the alliance then.

and so, the boii-ians and the nyl clan were allied.

2 days later...
-obuaism hq-
morphling: eh siao liao la jan... latest news... boii-ians and nyl clan has been allied together...
jan: i know la... like since yesterday morning...
morphling: how come you know ahs?
jan: strait times got write -.-...
zee: so jan, how? nyl, i just remembered what these initial stands for... he must be here to take revenge...
jan: ya... nvm la, can win one...
marc: EHHHHHHH!!!! BAD NEWS!!!!
jan/zee: wtf? you wad? imitating our lord obua?
marc: nononononono.. siao liao, lord obua has passed on...
jan/zee: wtbfhbbqsauce, what in the blue hell happened?
marc: he choked when eating a pretzel and had a heart attack too...
jan/zee: shit... like that siao liao, sure will lose the war...
morphling(?): hear me, mortals...
jan/zee/marc: Wtf? you wad? siao ahs?
morphling(?): I'm not morphling, i'm just using his body... My name is Kiyomora Tairi.
jan: so are you a friend, or foe?
kiyomora tairi(in morphling's body): a friend... I've heard your lord has passed, but i know of a way to revive him, but to do this, we have to find a girl with the name of himoki as a sacrifice...
marc: eh... how old is that girl?
jan: shaddap la pedobua
marc: sorry sorry, i meant to say, will she die after the sacrifice?
kiyomora tairi: nope, its just a term, so she will not die...
zee: so how do we find this "Himoki" girl?
k.t.: that i don't know, but i've heard that a lady called "darji" may know...
marc: omg, an INDIAN!
jan: and so where can we find this "darji"?
k.t.: that i don't know, but i've heard that this guy "snakeking" may know...
zee: snakeking?
k.t: hes the king of snakes, as in because he has the knowledge of all the snakes in the world...
zee: i see... so where can we find him?
k.t: that i don't kn-
zee/jan: knnb la!!!! everything oso duno... you know what?
k.t: ok, i think hes in india...
zee/jan: fk la, india so big...
k.t: okok... bombay...
zee/jan: bombay also so big...
k.t: hold on, i give you his phone number...
jan: ok, finally... you can go now...
k.t: goodbye.
*kiyomora tairi leaves morphling's body*
zee: SHIT!
jan: what?
zee: he din't tell us how to use this Himoki to revive our lord!!!!
jan: ... siao liao....

to be continued....