Thursday, September 17, 2009
Obua - Boii United Alliance - Part A
This happened recently...as the country was split into two between the Obua-ians and the Boii-ians. However, for some unknown reason, the fighting had stopped for awhile.
Marc: Wa...bored sia...my horn getting dust in it already...I wanna go into battle now!
Jan: Siao ah...now peaceful time you don't want is it?
Zee: I wonder what happened...
*Bang*..the HQ door flew open
As the smoke clears...Fluffytiger was the one at the door!!
Ler: Siao eh...come straight to us to fight eh?...you must be courting death! muahahahas...Hammer Crush!
Fluffytiger: Tiger skin guard!
The hammer crush was blocked...and F.T stood there unmoved...
Fluffytiger: I am not here to fight...I am here on as a ambassador...and attacking an ambassador is taboo...but I will let it go this time..
Derrick: What you come here for boii-ian! If its a fight I will show you how much I have improved since our last encounter!
Fluffytiger: ....our faction...the boii-ians...is on the verge of defeat!
Obua-ians: Eh!!!???
According the fluffytiger, an unknown force had struck the boii-ians by surprise and dealt a huge blow the the forces of boii-ians. Following the momentum, they struck like lightning and the boii-ians had a crushing defeat.
Fluffytiger: Please help us...save us from this menacing force!
Jan: Activate...information god mode!
Jan's body emitted light and a data array was produced. The information godmode is a mode which allows Jan to tap into information sources.
Chup Li Ki (CLK forces)
5 leaders with an army size of approximately 120 000 and growing.
Territory size = 70% of Boii-ian territory.
Zee: 70% was taken...in so short a time?
Fluffytiger: They are not normal...they are all old people and some are on wheelchair...we boii-ians have our pride and do not want to hurt them...they took advantage of us...
Jan: Chay...old people only...fuck old people...I will crush them....
Ler: We are helping them?...if they GG...we happy leh.
Obua: Ehhhhhh we will help them!
Obua appeared...help them?? What is he thinking!?
To be continued...
Precious - 10:05 PM
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