Obua - Boii United Alliance - Part A

This happened recently...as the country was split into two between the Obua-ians and the Boii-ians. However, for some unknown reason, the fighting had stopped for awhile.

Marc: Wa...bored sia...my horn getting dust in it already...I wanna go into battle now!
Jan: Siao ah...now peaceful time you don't want is it?
Zee: I wonder what happened...

*Bang*..the HQ door flew open

As the smoke clears...Fluffytiger was the one at the door!!

Ler: Siao eh...come straight to us to fight eh?...you must be courting death! muahahahas...Hammer Crush!

Fluffytiger: Tiger skin guard!
The hammer crush was blocked...and F.T stood there unmoved...

Fluffytiger: I am not here to fight...I am here on as a ambassador...and attacking an ambassador is taboo...but I will let it go this time..

Derrick: What you come here for boii-ian! If its a fight I will show you how much I have improved since our last encounter!

Fluffytiger: ....our faction...the boii-ians...is on the verge of defeat!

Obua-ians: Eh!!!???

According the fluffytiger, an unknown force had struck the boii-ians by surprise and dealt a huge blow the the forces of boii-ians. Following the momentum, they struck like lightning and the boii-ians had a crushing defeat.

Fluffytiger: Please help us...save us from this menacing force!

Jan: Activate...information god mode!
Jan's body emitted light and a data array was produced. The information godmode is a mode which allows Jan to tap into information sources.

Chup Li Ki (CLK forces)
5 leaders with an army size of approximately 120 000 and growing.
Territory size = 70% of Boii-ian territory.

Zee: 70% was taken...in so short a time?
Fluffytiger: They are not normal...they are all old people and some are on wheelchair...we boii-ians have our pride and do not want to hurt them...they took advantage of us...

Jan: Chay...old people only...fuck old people...I will crush them....
Ler: We are helping them?...if they GG...we happy leh.

Obua: Ehhhhhh we will help them!
Obua appeared...help them?? What is he thinking!?

To be continued...

oof, chapter 5

~a third party~

another usual afternoon, a week after jan's escape, at Obuaism HQ...

marc: eh jan, so whats about this assasination attempt you came across last week?
jan: not sure, I only heard that (s)he was from some clan called the NYL clan... but this nyl clan sounds really familar, but not really sure where I heard it...
zee: hmm... nyl, ya i think i heard these initials before too...
marc: nude-young-ladies?
jan/zee/ler/derrick: shaddap la pervert...

and so, the discussion goes on about this nyl clan, and of course, there were no clues...

derrick took the time to go training...

derrick: yarh!, hyah! *swinging his sword around*
ler: eh derrick, your fighting ability really like shit sia... maybe you're not suited to use a longsword?
derrick: then what should I use?
ler: eh... this... *takes out a lance*
derrick: very boring lei lance...
ler: hmm, how bout this? *ties a gun above the lance*
derrick: interesting... what is this called?
ler: err.... of course its called a gun-lance!
derrick: ok i'll use this...
-derrick receives new weapon class, gunlance-

meanwhile... in the obuaism armory of the jz platoon

zee: knn, where my lance go... i thought i left it in the armoury... jan, you got see my prized lance from nagamasa azai's tomb?
jan: dunno... my gun also missing... kaos... the prized gun i dugged up from magoichi saika's tomb...

in another area of sin*apore... where the nyl clan hq is...

guy with a gl face: hoppingmushroom, so how? g.g.d got defeated apparently by jan..
hoppingmushroom: kaos, glface, tell you call me hm liao... i also thinking la, didn't expect jan so strong to be able to defeat her...
glbin: i think its about time we had an alliance with the boii-ians... ahni, i'll leave this job of the alliance to you...
ahni: yes sire...

-Boii-ian hq-

boii-ian guard: What business do you have here eh girl?
ahni: i request an audience with your leader
boii-ian guard: our leader(boii) is semi-retired due to old age, and we have not chose a leader, can the commandant do?
ahni: if he is in charge of diplomacy, sure.

-comandant's room-

fluffytiger: I'm commandant fluffytiger of the boii-ians, whatdayawant?
ahni: I believe we share the same goal of destroying the obuaians, and as we have no conflicts inbetween us, i propose an alliance against obuaians.
fluffytiger: hmm... sounds nice... ok, I accept the alliance then.

and so, the boii-ians and the nyl clan were allied.

2 days later...
-obuaism hq-
morphling: eh siao liao la jan... latest news... boii-ians and nyl clan has been allied together...
jan: i know la... like since yesterday morning...
morphling: how come you know ahs?
jan: strait times got write -.-...
zee: so jan, how? nyl, i just remembered what these initial stands for... he must be here to take revenge...
jan: ya... nvm la, can win one...
marc: EHHHHHHH!!!! BAD NEWS!!!!
jan/zee: wtf? you wad? imitating our lord obua?
marc: nononononono.. siao liao, lord obua has passed on...
jan/zee: wtbfhbbqsauce, what in the blue hell happened?
marc: he choked when eating a pretzel and had a heart attack too...
jan/zee: shit... like that siao liao, sure will lose the war...
morphling(?): hear me, mortals...
jan/zee/marc: Wtf? you wad? siao ahs?
morphling(?): I'm not morphling, i'm just using his body... My name is Kiyomora Tairi.
jan: so are you a friend, or foe?
kiyomora tairi(in morphling's body): a friend... I've heard your lord has passed, but i know of a way to revive him, but to do this, we have to find a girl with the name of himoki as a sacrifice...
marc: eh... how old is that girl?
jan: shaddap la pedobua
marc: sorry sorry, i meant to say, will she die after the sacrifice?
kiyomora tairi: nope, its just a term, so she will not die...
zee: so how do we find this "Himoki" girl?
k.t.: that i don't know, but i've heard that a lady called "darji" may know...
marc: omg, an INDIAN!
jan: and so where can we find this "darji"?
k.t.: that i don't know, but i've heard that this guy "snakeking" may know...
zee: snakeking?
k.t: hes the king of snakes, as in because he has the knowledge of all the snakes in the world...
zee: i see... so where can we find him?
k.t: that i don't kn-
zee/jan: knnb la!!!! everything oso duno... you know what?
k.t: ok, i think hes in india...
zee/jan: fk la, india so big...
k.t: okok... bombay...
zee/jan: bombay also so big...
k.t: hold on, i give you his phone number...
jan: ok, finally... you can go now...
k.t: goodbye.
*kiyomora tairi leaves morphling's body*
zee: SHIT!
jan: what?
zee: he din't tell us how to use this Himoki to revive our lord!!!!
jan: ... siao liao....

to be continued....

The last chapter, Zee got injured for 6 matches, and the league cup is beginning... But the writer is really lazy to emphasize too much on the whole season... so here goes...

League cup match... Huddersfield... Match ended Newcastle 4-3 Huddersfield

Highlights for Newcastle(cause i dunno huddersfield got who pro...)

23' Great shot by the Huddersfield striker, but Jan managed to deflect it, but mark, while trying to clear the ball with a diving header, ended up scoring a own goal....

31' Nice dribbling by derrick, he passes over to Ler, Ler dribbles into the penalty area, what a violent slide by a Huddersfield defender... Its a penalty.... Ler and Amoebi stands behind the ball, thinking who should take it... Jan, comes to the front... He says he will take the shot... He shoots, what a goal! What a shot! It blasted thru the net! The first time i've ever seen that!

42' A cross by the Huddersfield left winger, Marc with the clearance, he heads, it landed on the huddersfield striker, he shoots, Jan barely deflected it, Marc with the clearance again, the ball bounced off the huddersfield striker, its a goal!....

44' Marc's name can be heard boo-ed from the crowd for causing the two own goals...

45+2' Ler with a shot from outside the penalty with a great pass from colocinni, its a goal! What a shot!

59' The huddersfield striker dribbles past marc, steven taylor moves up, what a slide, its a free kick to Huddersfield directly outside the penalty box... Its a dangerous position, and steven taylor gets the yellow card.... The huddersfield midfielder takes it... A great curve to the striker in the area, and what a header, its a goal!

83' Derrick with the crossing, Amoebi heads, its a goal! 3-3! It has been an interesting match up til now!

90' Seems like this match is going into extra time with 4 minute injury time...

90+4' Its the last play now i guess, wha- Marc rushed out to the middle of the field, he tackles the midfielder, and he shoots directly from the middle of the field, the keeper can't catch it, ITS A GOAL!!!! WHAT A GOAL!!!! A MAGNIFICENT SHOT BY MARC!!!! FINALLY HE DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR NEWCASTLE!!!

End of match- 4-3

So after the league cup, newcastle had some wins and some losts, and eventually at the end of season, the won the championship and got promoted again, won the league cup against manutd 0-5(Away), Zee 15', 42', Ler 62', Jan 70', Derrick 90'

in the league, top scorers in newcastle were- 1st- Ler, 33 goals, 2nd-Amoebi, 19goals, 5th- Zee, 15 goals

The top 4 from each top league in that season...
EPL- 1st- Arsenal (78), 2nd- Chelsea(73) 3rd- Manchestercity(67), 4th- Liverpool(64)
Laliga- 1st- Barcelona(82), 2nd- Real Madrid (80), 3rd-Valencia(62), 4th-Sevilla(62)
Serie A- 1st- Juventus (78), Inter(71), AC Milan(70), Fiorentina(61)

EPL- Relegated and promoted were...
Relegated- Portsmouth, Wolves, Birmmingham
Promoted- Newcastle, Middlesbrough, Petersbrough

Then, Liverpool signed Obua as their manager as Rafa benitez, in the last season, did slightly badly without Xabi Alonso, getting 4th, and his reluctance to sell Lucas... The OOF got signed by liverpool as well as free transfers as they had no contracts and would follow obua. this season, Obua signed David Villa(valencia) as a new striker, with Reira going the other way with 25million euros, Phillip lahm(Bayern Munich) for 15million euros, Lucas was sold to Celtic for 1million euros, Aquillani was sold to Sevilla for 20million euros... Babel was sold to Werder Bremen for 4million euros, Itandje and Cavalieri were released to reduce cost. Benayoun was sold to Fulham for 6million euros, Voronin was sold to Hertha Berlin for 8million euros, Mascherano was sold to barcelona for 24million euros

Other big name transfers- CR7, after a unsuccessful floppish spell in real madrid, with only five goals, all five from penalties gotten from diving, he returned to the EPL, Manchester city for 52 million Euros, Adriano(Ex inter player) to AS Roma on a free transfer, Trezeguet(Juventus) to Galatasaray for 13Million, Evra(Manutd)to manchester city for 22Million+Stephan Ireland, Vidic(Manutd) to Barcelona for 28million, Aguero(Atletico Madrid) to Arsenal for 40million, Ribery(Bayern) to Manchester city for 48 million, Roque Santa Cruz(Mancity) to Hamburg SV for 10 million, yaya toure(barcelona) to mancity for 18million euros,

Liverpool line up

GK- 1-Jan
LB- 3-Lahm
CB- 11-Marc
CB- 23-Carragher
RB- 2-Glen Johnson
LMF- 7- Derrick
RMF- 8-Gerrard
DMF- 15- Zee
CF(L)- 10- David Villa
CF(C)- 69- Ler
CF(R)- 9- Fernando Torres

Subs
Reina
Agger
Skrtel
Insua
Kyut
Aurelio
N'Gog

After Obua's entrance, a new beginning will be begun...

The first match of Liverpool, vs Westham(Just a summary)

6th second- Marc scored a goal, holy... its just 6 seconds, and its a goal! Replay- Ler passes to zee, and zee backpasses to mark, whos charging to the midfield from the beginning and he scored a magnificent and unexpected goal!

Liverpool 1-0 Westham

4th minute- Ler, dribbles past 4 players, and fakes a shoot, and passing it to torres and its a goal! what a quick goal! its just 4 minutes and its 2-0!

Liverpool 2-0 Westham

19th minute- Chalton Cole with a nice dribble, hes in shooting range, he shoots, what a shot, but jan saved it without any problems, what a save... That looked really destined for the net...

27th minute- Zee with a long pass from midfield all the way to Villa, and villa with a side volley, what a goal!

Liverpool 3-0 Westham

40th minute- Zee with a pass to derrick, derrick dribbles up the wings, a nice cross, torres with the header, its a goal!

Liverpool 4-0 Westham

45th minute- A long-time-no-seen mistake from Marc, as he diving heads a ball into his own net after a closed range shot by Dean Ashton being deflected...

Liverpool 4-1 Westham

62th minute- Zee with the freekick, and its a goal!

Liverpool 5-1 Westham

70th minute- Zee with the corner, he kicks it.. Wh- its jan! He charged all the way from the other side and did a diving header, scoring a goal!

Liverpool 6-1 Westham

86th minute- Villa with a nice breakthru from a pass from gerrard, he shoots, Robert Green barely deflected it, its torres with the flying side volley and its a goal!

Liverpool 7-1 Westham

90+4 minute- Its full time

What a complete domination of Liverpool against West ham, 7-1, its like the first time i've seen such a domination after Arsenal's 6-1 victory against everton last season....

Tbc....