The untold legend~ Boii, one-shot.

It was the year, 197X, where the country is in chaos.

There was a evil dictator who wanted control over the world, named Lin-abei.
His army is known as the Chiongsua.
The name Chiongsua is feared throughout the world, and many people died while putting on a resistance against them.

Chiongsua General- Far-ger: Towkay Lin, now onli left that little country called singapore haven take over lei.... how ahs?
Lin-abei: Eh, kaninabu eh, so simple you also dunno? You wan me to make you no father's day celebrate? Go take over that country la!!!!
Far-ger: Y-y-y-yes, at once sire.

And so, Farger lead his army to the country of singapore.

Meanwhile, in fort canning hill, war room...

El Kay Wy: So my fellow people, how shall we handle this threat?
Go Choq Thong: Well, we have no hope of defeating them... They're far too strong for us to beat...
Xin Buun Ann: If i would voice my opinion... I've heard of this lady in a laboratory in tampines whom have special powers... How bout we look for her?
El Kay Wy/Go Choq Thong: Thats a good idea i guess... we must make use of every resource we have here to defend against this crisis...

And so, the 3 leaders of singapore went towards tampines, looking for this lady.

In the laboratory...

Scientist- Elbert Aistien, aka Elbert: Sho... Art had heard that thou people want thu see this lady wit special poweress right?
El Kay Wy: Indeed, can we meet her? And please speak good english, we had this speak good English campaign going on....
Elbert: Okok... But i must tell you, it is really dangerous, this lady has the power to even destroy the world if she wants to, you sure you wanna use her against the Chiongsua army? The consequences may be dangerous...
El Kay Wy: Don't worry, i have my own idea... We'll just hit her mind and make her become dumb...
Elbert: Hope that works then...

*Elbert opens the vault that the lady lived in, which looks like a cave

Elbert: She is known as Boi, also known as, bio-organism-incinerator. She can make anything her skin touches corrode in seconds.
Boi: So what do you want of me?
El Kay Wy: Well, singapore is in crisis now, and only you can help, would you help us defeat the Chiongsua Army?
Boi: What good would i gain?
El Kay Wy: You'll be freed from this laboratory
Elbert: H-hol...
El Kay Wy: Its ok... *Pats Elbert's shoulders*
Elbert: *sighs*, whatever you say, sire... (i know this is gonna be a bad idea...)

Boi then took off, to fight against the Chiongsua army at the singapore custom, alone.

Far-ger: Heh, so Singapore sent their army over... Eh hold on... just 1 person?
Boi: *Evil grin*

In a split second, Far-ger, along with the full army of Chiongsua(approx 5mil) got totally wtfpwnz-ed.

Far-ger: w..w...wha..t... is.... th..is.... Urggg... paiseh, taokay lin... *dies*
Boi: Heh, Too easy...
Lin-abei: So i see you've destroyed my army in 0.02524524779 seconds. buay pai...

And Lin-abei suddenly appeared in front of boi...

Boi: So you're their leader?
Lin-abei: Ya, i'm their leader, Lin-abei...
Boi: Prepare to die for my freedom, muahahahaha
Lin-abei: We shall see bout that!

And the duel started
Lin-abei drew out his sword and rushes towards boi, attempting to cut her.
Boi: Too slow *evades*
Boi then spawned a sword out of her skin by corroding and stabs Lin-abei in the chest.

In a single hit, the tryant/dictator/wadever you wanna call him, Lin-abei was killed, and the "epic" battle of the decade came to an end.

El Kay Wy: Heh, now to seal you forever... *fires a sniper to the back of boi's head*
Boi: Argh!! *falls and "dies"?*
El Kay Wy: Now my job here is done... The world is now safe from the chiongsua army... *walks off*

After this incident, many people worshipped Boi as their hero, and renamed her boii. (These people eventually became boi-ians after knowing she revived... hold on, shit, spoilers >.>)

Boii: Ugh... Who am i... *sees a little boy*... Boiiiiii...... Bring me to block 877....