Typical Day of the OOF

Derrick Obuaism Tactical Attack!

Derrick: hey guys, I made a new computer game lei...
Jan: so shiok!? I go take my Vaio laptop
Zee: I go take my Apple Macbook
Marc: I go take my Compaq laptop
Ler: I go take my Acer laptop
Derrick: Wa...knn i only have Dell...-.-

Derrick: Alright, I made this very nice game...is called Derrick's Obuaism Tactical Attack! Or DOTa for short.
Derrick: Choose your character model
Jan: wow, looks good...choose character...wa got me ah!? I choose Zee ba!
Zee: I take Derrick ba...cause somehow he look the most handsome inside...most human...
Marc: Why am I a Pig?
Ler: I love pig!!! I take hahahas
Marc: Left ler for me lor...
Derrick: I take Jan

Derrick: hehe ready le ma? ok...i check got who ah...-ma
Fluffytiger (level 1)
boii-ian (level 1)
Gaogaode (level 1)
boii-ian (level 1)
boii-ian (level 1)

Ler (Marc): I want buy this item call healing ring, where ar??
Derrick (Jan): Ah...I ping show u...around here...see this big head person he sell
Ler (Marc): k...
A few minutes later...
Marc have been killed by Boii

Marc (Ler): fuck you lah...got me killed...
Derrick (Jan): Don't go to boii...she is the big boss...
Jan (Zee): whats this?...my first skill is call Kaboom...i try
Zee has killed himself
Jan (zee): What the hell!?

Marc (ler): Ok I go to this lane beside this wierd structure wait ah?
Derrick (Jan): correct, then your opponent will come out...
20 minutes later....

Zee (Derrick): Eh...fed up liao lah...fluffytiger they all wont come out de...
Derrick (Jan): Ya...correct...
Jan (Zee): huh?? why?
Derrick (Jan): Cause I haven't code any AI for this game ma...
Zee/Jan/Marc/Ler: .......fuck you lah derrick...