OOF, Chapter...3 i think

After a long hiatus, we shall return to the OOF story.

The last chapter was "Return", where ler returned to the oof after "betraying", and gained a new power, oboiizard.

Chapter 3 - Loss

Its another sunny day where our heroes were having a great time slacking as usual at the OOF playground.

Jan: Ughh.... sibei sien... damn tired, just finish exam...
Marc: Exam? what exam?
Jan: Eh... I also dunno wor, siao liao... my memory going bad sia...
Zee: Must be the side effects of overstudying...
Marc: I know... I damn hungry now, lets go makan!
Derrick: Where got food?? Bottom lane?
Zee/Jan/Marc/Ler: -.-''....

And so, the heroes went for lunch at a coffee shop... But little did they know, that this coffee shop was a boii territory...

Jan: Eh ler... kaos, what ur stomach made of?
Ler: Err.. Duno...
Jan: Kao eh, see you eat i damn no mood eat liao -.-
Ler: Ok wad, i ate 2 bowls of wanton mee, 1 chicken cutlet, 1 chicken chop, 1 pork chop, 1 spring chicken, 4 siew mais, 16 pratas, 5 murtabaks, 3 nasilemaks and 26 curry puffs only wad...
Jan: .... Ugh, sua, i go take a walk.

And as jan took a walk, he was ambushed by boii-ians, the 7 demons army, which consists of 7 strong soldiers- Kan, ni, na, bu, chao, ji, bye.

Jan: ... can't i f****** have a moment of peace!?.... *draws out his golden eclipse*
Jan: .... shit.... i forgot how to use this... wtf?

And jan got totally owned by the 7demon army without even hitting them...
7demons: we shall bring him back to the HQ...

Meanwhile, in the coffee shop...
Zee: Where jan go sia...
Derrick: checking rune maybe
Zee: eh derrick, enough of your dota references la...
Derrick: okok... -hhn
:ok.. eh hold on... where did my name go?
:.... wtf?
:rofl...
:obua is gay!!
:EHHHHHHHHH
:?????
:boiiiiii......
:....
:eh can revert?
:dunno got command or not...
:nevermind, i'll call the writer...

.........

Zee: ok... wtf, who said obua is gay?
Marc/Derrick/Ler: Dunno...
Zee: Well... Whatever, lets go back to HQ and wait for jan's return...

Little did the OOF know, that Jan is currently in the HQ of the Boii-ians...

Kan: Heheheheh, lord fluffytiger, we have captured one of the OOF...
Fluffytiger: muahahahahaa.... goooooood.... So who do we have here?
Jan: ....?
Fluffytiger: so i see, you're jan
Jan: Jan....? Whos that... Who're you? Why am i here? What am i doing here? Where am i? How did i get here?... hold on.... WHO AM I????

Kan:*whispers* It seems he lost his memories....
Fluffytiger: ... any fool can see that... fool...
Fluffytiger: Ok, you, you're Jan, and you're a general of the Boii army
Jan: Is that right?... oh ok...
Fluffytiger: i'll train you to fight then, the art of the boii-ians...
Boii: Boii.... hold on....
Fluffytiger: Wh.. Oh its you master... What do you want?
Boii: Boii... I want to train that guy personally...
Fluffytiger: .... As you wish master...

And thus, Jan got trained by boii in the arts of fighting in the boii-ian army... Will this mark the beginning of the end of the oof?.... stay tuned....