obua's search for allies- chapter 5~ derrick

this particular afternoon, obua came back from saturn.

Obua: Ehh... i'm gonna go for a walk, take good care of our HQ!
the oof: Yes sire!

And so, our lord went for a walk to this little town called punggol.

Obua: Ehh... Sibehh sien aehhh... everyday fight boii-ians... see oso sien...

While walking, obua suddenly heard a little battle in a few blocks ahead

Obua: Ehh... I wonder.... Ehh...

After reaching the location, he saw this young man, around the age of jan, fighting a few boi-ians, with a katana-like sword.

Young guy: Eh paiseh, can help a lil, that guy there?
Obua: Ehh........... okok...
Obua: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DIVINE PUNNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!
Obua sends a super soundwave that destroys the boi-ians
boi-ians: ughhhh

then, a large humaniod-lion creature with crazily heavy armour, 2 giant axes behind him and metal gaunlets on his arm came out from somewhere...

young guy: shit... its him...
obua: ehh.... hold on, whats your name? i'm lazy to type young guy every time...
young guy: its derrick
obua: ehh.... ok derrick, whos this "him" you're refering to?
derrick: well, that guy is called fluffytiger. he is with those weird zombie-like creatures earlier. He has been terrorizing this town for weeks.
fluffytiger: hehehe... get them, my servants! make sure they all die!!!! (fluffytiger says while summoning 4 tigers around him)
tigers: roah!!!!!!!!!!!
obua: ehhehehehehe, their roar so soft... kenasai sia -.-.... EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIVINE PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

In just one soundwave, the tigers got obliterated.

fluffytiger: shit... wtf? knn, HAX0r!!!!!! i'll BANN YOU!
obua: go ahead... i'm standing here
derrick: yarhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

derrick took out his sword and leaps towards fluffytiger, attempting to kill him, but the attempt was stopped by fluffytiger easily with one arm, or rather 2 fingers.

fluffytiger: Weakling, you can never kill me! "sehros"!!
fluffytiger then charges a beam with his other hand and fires it on derrick.

obua: ehh shit!, EHHHHHHHH!!!!
obua then fires a soundwave to negate the effect of the sehros fired by the fluffytiger, and while fluffytiger is recharging, derrick kicks himself out of the grasp of fluffytiger, beside obua.

derrick: paiseh, i shouldn't have chiong-ed at him...
obua: ehh.. you siao ah? why so stupid? you see his thick thick armour you sure know hes some stupid final boss of some game le ma, why the hell you go solo him?
derrick: sorry, i'm not siao, i'm derrick, how i know hes so strong? maybe his armour for show nia ma, paiseh la....
fluffytiger: oi!
obua: ehhh! you don't play punk with me ahs, you believe i can kill you easily?
derrick: really ahs? show me show me?
fluffytiger: OIIII!!!!!!!!!
obua: ehhh! you sure? really will die one hor
derrick: har, like tht then nevermind ba... paiseh...
fluffytiger: OIIIII YOU two!!! i'm still here la kao eh, dun like that leh, steal my screen time!
obua: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DIVINE PUNISHMENT!
obua then releases a really strong soundwave that sent fluffytiger back to the hq of the boi-ians
derrick: holy papadum!!! wtf was that?
obua: ehh.. my trademark finisher... now... since that asshole is gone... will you join my army?
derrick: paiseh...
obua: ehh, wad paiseh? why you keep saying paiseh everytime ehs?
derrick: paiseh la, my favorite word ma... see first la... duno wan join or not...
obua: ehh, wakao eh, where got see first one, wan join then join, dun join means dun join and i'll have to kill you now...
derrick: okok, paiseh, i'll join....maybe?
obua: ehh, don't maybe!, if you join you'll learn magic!
derrick: really??? ok i join!

And so, derrick, with his long sword, iron katana, joined the obuaians.