Obua Original Five Side Story

Typical day of Derrick!



Ever since derrick joined obua as the 5th disciple, he had been looking forward to the things he can learn from everyone.

At 10am...

Derrick: Hey Zee...paiseh ah, can you teach me how to levitate?

Zee: You see that bed over there? Go lie on it with half your body exposed outside...that way you can levitate.

Derrick: Thanks man! I will go train now...

So Derrick went on and trained for 3 hours on the bed. He seemed satisfied because he learned how to levitate!

At 1pm

Derrick: Hey Jan! Paiseh ah...can you train with me? Just block I cut you with my iron katana!

Jan: Sure!...Just block right?...like that??

Derrick: Paiseh...not like that...I show you...you take my katana and cut...

So for the next 1 hour, Derrick ended up mastering sheild blocking techniques...

at 2pm

Derrick: Hey Marc..paiseh...how to apply for off day ah?

Marc: Very easy...take this form...write the day you want off day. At there...you write my name...easy right? So you writing now?

Derrick: See first...because I want to be useful so maybe I wont take any off days ba...

Marc: Crap...ah I mean...good you are so hardworking!

at 2.30pm

Derrick: Hey ler! Paiseh ah...Can...

Ler: Ah wait...Derrick ah...can help me go catch some fishes?

Derrick: see first...

Ler: What see first?? I ask you go you go hor!...Ok lah I teach you one song you help me can?

Derrick: Ok ok! What song!?

Ler taught derrick a song...but ended up giving up teaching and went fishing himself...because derrick sucks as a singer...

At 6pm

Obua: eehhhh...so derrick...hows today...what did you learn....

Derrick: I learned how to levitate!...block with sheild...write off day application form...

Obua: ehhhh not bad ah...anymore??

Derrick: Oh yeah I learned a new song!

Obua: Sing for me hear?

Derrick: see first lah...I paiseh...okok I sing ok!

The next day...a notice on the board...

From today onwards, no one is to sing in within 1 km near lord obua. Offenders would be raped and killed....raped again and killed again.

Obua

This...is a typical day of Derrick