Wednesday, August 19, 2009
New story- ~The Legend of the OOF players~
Note: This story is totally fictional and does not relate anything to the real world, just the setup of the teams and players and future transfers are. There will be many fictional characters too...
Chapter 1- Prelude
It was the year 2009, the new season is starting.
Many teams were reinforcing their teams with new signings, like real madrid, with their massive money bid on cristiano ronaldo, kaka and benzema, and the eto'o/ibrahimovic swap between barcelona and inter milan...
In the infamous EPL, teams are spending lots of money on transfers as its one of the biggest league in the world, dominated by liverpool, chelsea, manchester united, and arsenal.
In the past season, one of the previous better teams of the EPL, Newcastle, got relagated, and due to that, many top players have left the team...
Desprate, Mike Ashley was looking for a manager, a very good one at that too, and a man named Obua was signed as the new manager, with the assistant manager being the ex-caretaker, Chris hughton. Obua then brought in with him 5 players, which no one ever heard before.
-Zee, a 17 year old utility player, who favors the attacking midfield role.
-Jan, a 19 year old goalkeeper, who can also play in defence.
-Marc, a 17 year old defender, a huge defender, slow but steady.
-Ler, a 17 year old striker, agressive and have a strong shot, good acceleration too
-Derrick, a 19 year old midfielder, usually playing in the wings
These 5 players brought in were a shock to the team, as they never thought they're able to play at a high level in their age.
It was the start of the season.
Obua readied the tactic which is a 4-4-2 diamond formation for the first game, against West Brom. It was the very first game that he ever managed, and the first professional football game for the five youngsters.
-Formation-
GK-Jan
LB-Enrique
CB-Marc
CB-Steven Taylor
RB-Ryan Taylor
DMF-Coloccini
LMF-Derrick
AMF-Zee
RMF-Jonas Guiterrez
CF-Ler
CF-Shola Amoebi
Subs
1-GK-Harper
2-DF-Danny Simpson
3-DF-Tamas Kadar
4-MF-Guthire
5-MF-Geremi
6-MF-Nolan
7-FW-Andy Carroll
-The matchup-
It was against West Brom, and 5 players in Newcastle are set to make their debut. 5 youngster to be exact... How will they perform?
4' West brom had a chance to attack, nice pass by greening and a shot by ishmael miller, but sadly, a great save by Jan.
9' West brom with another chance to attack, but nice tackle by Marc.
9' Marc sends the ball over to derrick, and from the side, a pass to Zee, and he passes to Ler, Ler with a shot from outside the penalty box, its a goal!
10' WBA 0-1 Newcastle
26' So far nothing much exciting after that goal by Ler, oh hold on, I see marc sitting down in the penalty box!?...
37' Its a nice play by Greening, a good pass to ishmael miller whos in the penalty box, can he score?
37' Marc gets up on his feet in shock and does a slide, what a challange, and its a yellow card for Marc and its a penalty!
38' Goal! West brom capitalized the match with a goal with that penalty, a goal by Greening
38' WBA 1-1 Newcastle
43' Its a horrible foul by Steven Taylor, and its a penalty!, another penalty in 5minutes.
44' Jonathan Greening is taking the shot again... What a save, great save by Jan, its as thou he knows where the ball will go.
45+3' Half time
~In the locker room~
Jan: Walao... what u doing sia marc, cost us one goal lei...
Marc: Sorry la...
Jan: Aiya sua, dun bloody sit in the field again...
Marc: Ok...
Jan: Eh ler, you bloody eat 16 curry puffs liao u sure can play bo, later u play halfway u vomit then u noe...
Ler: Don't worry la... still got my chicken cutlet and chicken chop haven come...
Derrick: Eh jan, later remember use fissure block the goalpost...
Jan/Ler/Marc/Zee: LAME!!! -.-'''
Derrick: paiseh la....
And so, the 2nd half started
46' A nice play by derrick from the wings, he crosses in, zee with the header, aw, nice save by the keeper.
58' Its a substitution for the striker, Andy Carroll coming in for Ler... Apparently he has a stomachache...
Jan: knn... told him not to eat so much liao....
67' ishmael miller with the nice dribble, er... and in the penalty box, marc is sleeping!?.... miller shoots, jan with the desperate save, oh no, the ball rebounds onto marc and its an own goal...
Marc: uhh?...
68' WBA 2-1 Newcastle
Zee: Damnit la marc, wtf u doing...
Marc: Sorry la, people tired...
Zee: ...
69' Marc is substituted for geremi, who will play in DMF and coloccini will be playing CB
72' Jan goes out of the penalty area, dribbling pass 3 players, and from halfcourt, he does a shot, oh sadly it hits the pole, hold on, its shola amoebi with the poach, its a goal!
73' WBA 2-2 Newcastle
90+2' A foul 23m away from the post by west brom, seems like Zee will be taking this free kick... He moves back a little, with a beckam style freekick pose, he kicks the ball, beautiful curve into the area, and its received by Derrick, who does a bicycle shoot and its a goal!! What a goal!! in such dramatic fashion...
90+2' WBA 2-3 Newcastle
90+3' Its the end of the game, what a game for Newcastle, they'll take the 3 points here.
Results
WBA 2-3 Newcastle
Scorers: WBA-Greening(Pen)38', own goal(marc)68', Newcastle-Ler 10', Amoebi 73', Derrick 90+3'
MOTM: Jan, He may have conceded 2 goals, he saved a penalty and several goal-looking shots
Flop: Marc, too lazy, thou he made a few good plays...
So after this match, newcastle played with a few other teams
results are as follows(will only state scorers of Newcastle
Newcastle 3v0 Reading, Scorers: Shola Amoebi 6', 52', Ler 82' MOTM: Derrick(2 assists)
Newcastle 4v1 Sheffield Wed, Scorers: Ler 23', 51', Zee 38'(FK), Jonas Guiterrez 77' MOTM: Zee(scored a 37m freekick and 2 assists)
Crystal Palace 1v1 Newcastle, Scorers: Derrick 84', MOTM: Derrick(1 goal and great playing despite draw), Zee injured 12'(Violent slide from 2 sides, both player gets yellow card, out for 6 matches at least)
Newcastle now, with Zee out, is definately having problems as hes like the control tower of the team, how will they fare the next 6 matches out?
Next chapter, League Cup begins
Precious - 2:44 AM
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