Saturday, August 15, 2009
Forbidden Love 3
It is a typical day in the HQ of obuaism where the members are all hanging out. The world is so peaceful nowadays as Boii did not seem to be causing any trouble recently. No one knows why...
Obua: "Ehhh Jan, can help me go slay a monster or not?"
Jan: "You don't know I every tuesday not free de meh?...sorry ahx"
Since recently, Jan had been going out every tuesday on the dot. No one knows where he goes and what he did outside. Highly suspicious..
Zee: "I agree with the narrator, very suspicious sia..."
Marc: "Wa...off day leh...let him go where he want lah..."
Ler: " Follow him lah...nothing to do also..."
Derrick: "Very bad leh...but I agree...lets go!"
So the four man party follow Jan out to his little secret. They followed him all the way to tampines...a boii-dominant area.
Zee: "What Jan doing here sia...crazy...care hor...b if u see boii...dun tio gank"
Ler: "Ya...hug each other, don't tio backstab!"
Marc: "I see some of the guards mia...care hor..."
Derrick: "I go take rune!"
Zee, Ler, Marc: "Huh? what rune?"
So they continued to follow Jan while being cautious against any boii-ians' ambush. Ironically, Jan walked on the streets openly yet no boii-ians attack him.
Jan finally stopped outside an apartment, and rang the doorbell. What happened after that was WTFOMGBBQ!.....
Zee: "Ok, I must be dreaming...wake up wake up!"
Marc: "I fainting liao...someone hold me..."
Ler: LMAO Omg...!#$*%^&*
Derrick: "-switch lolx!"
That evening...
Zee: "Oi Jan! Prepare to trouble!"
Ler: "And make it double!"
Marc: " To protect Obuaism from devestation"
Derrick: "To unite all obuaians within this nation"
Zee: "To denouce the evils of truth and love"
Marc: "To reach out to the stars above!"
Ler: "Stop that..."
Derrick: "Meow! thats right!"
Jan: "Whaat??"
Obua: "Ehhh...don't fight!!!! Stop!!!..."
Lord obua came in the nick of time to stop the fight...however...after seeing Zee's handphone, he turned back on his words and joined the attack on Jan.
???: "Boii, I save you!"
Boii appeared and took Jan away...what!?...
[Video]
Jan appeared at a doorstep. Someone opened the door, boii was that someone. Jan gave a kiss on boii's cheeks. Boii led him in. Various sounds can be heard from inside....
....Thats all....
Precious - 11:47 PM
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