Oof, chapter 4- Search
Note: this chapter is really long and a little lame, trust me, not much comedy -z

Marc: Knn... jan disappear for 2weeks le lei...
Derrick: Ya lor... search rune search so long...
Ler: maybe he kena techie bomb....
Zee/Marc: ....-.-

Obua: Ehhhh, jan haven come back?
OO4: Nope
Obua: Ehhh... then you all still here doing what?
Marc: Dunno..... We thinking of how lor...
Obua: Ehhh.... knnbccb, go find him la, think think think.... no brain ah
Ler: But lord, we dunno where to search from lei....
Obua: Ehh...ok.... i teach you... you call every house ask....
Ler: How? we dunno the numbers....
Obua: Ehhh..... use this!

Obua throws a big yellow book out, called the yellow pages

Marc: Wa.... what is this?
Obua: Ehhh.... yellow pages la, all the phone number in singapore all here
Ler: Oh...
Obua: Ehhh... Marc, you d-..
Marc: Ei paiseh, i today off day bb i go sleep liao
Obua: Ehh, wt- ok, ler you call a to g, derrick you call h to r, zee, do s to z
Oo3: ugh... ok....

And the 3 obuaians started calling...

Ler: Hello, this is obuaism's Marc calling, we're looking for a guy called jan, have you seen him? if you see him, please bring him to the information counter thank you.

Derrick: Hello, paiseh disturb, i'm Derrick calling from obuaism, looking for a guy called jan... eh? rong number ahs? ok... paiseh...

Zee: Hello... You have been cursed with 20 days of bad luck... how bad? walk pass road kena car bang, walk under hdb kena flowerpot. If you want to break the curse, find this guy called jan and send him to obuaism hq and you'll be free from the curse.

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Meanwhile
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Boii: boii... where that jan disappear?

Jan has escaped from the boii hq, after suddenly remembering his identity... who knows how he suddenly remember, i'm just the writer, not him...

~In the forest, time- 12.00am~
Jan: *huff, huff...* knn, scary... din thought i'll be studying under her... sialah scary....
???: Are you tired?
Jan: *huff...* Wh- who are you??

Jan sees a girl in red with an umbrella, no more than 16 years of age, quite tall and really slender, but her face can't be seen.

???: I'm just a girl living in this part of the forest... Are you thirsty?
Jan: *huff* Ya.... you got water ahs?
???: Yes...
Jan: gimme one....

The girl hands jan a bottle of ice mountain

Jan: Thanks ahs....
???: That'll be $500SGD
Jan: *Spits out the water* WTF!????? SO EX!???
???: Not enouf money?.... hehe......
~~~

Mean while....

~Obuaism hq, 12:30am~
Marc: Eh derrick.... i have a bad feeling about jan's disappearance lei... scared he die....
Derrick: Aiya, he check rune only.... we call all the houses in sg liao oso no one say got see him...
Marc: ... sua, i still feel unconfortable.... i wan go find him...
Derrick: then i come along ba... (Hopefully can learn something...)

~In potong pasir, 1.00 am~

Marc and derrick walked into the plains... but was ambushed by the 7 demons

Kan: Hehehe... you're all gonna die....
Marc: Shit..... kena surrounded... how sia... i can't blow my horn like that.... they sure kill me before that....
Derrick: I got idea....
Marc: No -hhn!!!!
Derrick: dun worry la... -lm!(long mode)
Marc: huh? i feel i have more vitality!
Derrick: quickly blow that horn!, lm makes your defence higher as well as opponents de, u blow hao lao tell me....

And so, mark lift-ed his new horn- Gabriel's horn and blew into it, increasing the combat abilities of both of them.

Marc: Done liao
Derrick: ok, -em!(easymode) chiong!

Marc and Derrick rushed their 7 opponents and brutalised them badly, and after the battle, the 7 bodys were never found in full.

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Back to jan....

Jan: Er.... (i have bad feeling bout this... hold on.... can she be....) hold on, you hvn reply my question....
???: What question?
Jan: Whats your name?
???: People call me gaogaode
Jan: What kinda name is gaogaode?
g.g.d: Dunno, some weird race i think....
Jan: And that race love to rip people off money?
g.g.d: Ya.... So you paying the $500?
Jan: Err... Can refund?
G.g.d: You drink liao norh... must pay...
Jan: Hmm, if i make it full again can refund?
G.g.d: how?
Jan: Brb.... i go make it full again

Jan then goes behind the bushes and filled the bottle with pee

Jan: There, full liao
g.g.d: hold on... how come full again?
Jan: Magic!
g.g.d: eh teach me!
Jan: Only if you lead me out of this forest
g.g.d: you wan know? but i don't think you'll understand wor...
Jan: I'm a phd holder(poly halfway dropout actualy...), try me....
g.g.d: ok.... from here, go straight, turn left, then left again, then right, then left, then right, then turn right again
Jan: Ok.... thanks...
g.g.d: eh, you understand?
Jan: Ya, told you i phd le wad...(actually i don't...)
g.g.d: then good luck getting out
Jan: Eh w8w8.... actually i don't understand....
g.g.d: Ok, i'll show you the exit.... on one condition
Jan: What is it?
g.g.d: I'm desperate
Jan: Eh...(wa got free girl fuck... good sia...) but do where?
g.g.d: My house....
Jan: Ok!!
g.g.d: hehehes.....

The 2 started to make way to g.g.d's house... but on the way, jan saw something, which freaked him out...

Jan: y..y...yo..you're a g...g.gghost!!!!
g.g.d: shit, knn, how come like that oso let u see, nabei, since you know, i'll have to kill you... hehehehehhee....

g.g.d then became taller and taller and she was around 2x jan's height, and her claws came out of her red robe

Jan: Shit... wth are you sia....
g.g.d: I'm g.g.d, officer of the nyl clan, i'm sent to assassinate you, but to think you manage to figure out....
Jan: Ugh... *pulls out his weapon* i don't wanna hit a girl... but i will not treat u as one!

and the 2 started fighting.
g.g.d's claws were really sharp and were like swords, and jan is struggling...

Jan: shit... i'm gonna die here....
g.g.d: die now!

g.g.d unleashed her strongest attack, creating 10 beams, one from each of her claws and fired at Jan.
Jan managed to block it, but was severely injured....

Jan: Ugh.... I will not accept this...
g.g.d: Accept what?
Jan: I WILL NOT LOSE TO A BITCH!!!!!!!!! WRAHHHHHH!!!!

Suddenly, a glow of light burst out, and jan became to transform. his sword and shield both turned into arms, with the left one being a shield and the right one being a white fist.

Jan: Transformation complete... Godmode- Fist form!
g.g.d: wtf!? nabei, you think wad, powerranger ah, dying liao still can transform.... nvm still will die! *fires the 10 beams again*
Jan: Heh, easy.... *blocks the beams with the shield arm*
g.g.d: Wtf!?
Jan: My turn...

Jan suddenly appears infront of g.g.d and focused all his strength on a single punch, and punched her in the solar plexus

Jan: La mu*rte...

In an instant, g.g.d was defeated....
Jan reverted back and became really weak...
The forest became a plains and Jan noticed he was at Punggol, as the forest was a illusion created by g.g.d.

g.g.d: I'll remember this... ugh...

g.g.d managed to escape

Jan: Shit... nvm.. time to return...

And jan returned to the HQ

~Obuaism HQ, 6am~

Ler: You're back, jan!
Marc: Ya, where you go sia, tot you die liao
Derrick: ya lor, by techies' mines....
Zee: good to have you back...
Jan: Thx
Obua: Ehhh... Jan, you come back liao ahs...
Jan: Ya...
Obua: Ehh... how come u disappear? Where you go?
Jan: Eh.. w8 ahs... *whispers: derrick, can -hhn?"
Derrick: -hhn
: ehh... wtf? where my name go?
: kaos.. this again...
:boiiiiiiiiii
: i was hunting ghosts
: i slept with boii last night!!!
: WTF!?
: who said the last 2nd phrase!?
: ehhh... knnb, i'll gonna kill all of you!!!

And so, was another day in the obuaism hq....