Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Restricted Area
In the deep lands of the Bukit Timah hill...lies a dark cave...an unknown cave where even birds shun...its serenity is overwhelmed by creepiness and is totally quiet...
This is the Cave of Orbual, where our lord Obua resides in when he is meditating. When he goes in, it would be a few months...after he come out...his powers will increase. (boii can up power just by rotting though)
The Cave of Orbual...is restricted to everything except Lord Obua...he is the only being who ever stepped foot into the cave...not even the orginal four have been near it...until one day...
Jan: Brothers!...lets be crazy today!
Marc: Brothers!...whatever he say baby!
Zee: Brothers!...Hooosei ah! Any Suggestions!?
Ler: Brothers!...Cave of Orbual!
Orginal Four: Brothers! Set Ah!!!!!
So the original four brothers deterred Lord Obua of his usual routine and bluff him that Boii is currently trying to attack planet saturn...and Lord Obua immediately went there to defend against his nemisis.
This very day...the original four brothers made their way to the mysterious cave of Orbual...they would later...regret it...
Zee: Brothers!...I see the cave!
Jan: Brothers!...Lets go!
Marc: Brothers!...Alright man!
Ler: Sisters!...Go for it...
Zee/Marc/Jan: FUCK YOU LER!
They were 10 metres to the cave...every step they take...is cautious...no mistakes would be made...finally Jan was one step to entering...
??? : Divine Punishment!!!......EHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The original four were hit by a mysterious force...sending them flying back to their base...
Meanwhile...on Saturn...
Obua: Knn...sound travel so slow...I ehhh them like 1 hour ago sia....nvm....
To be Continued...(They are not giving up!)
Friday, July 10, 2009
Forbidden ♥Love♥
This is a touching love story...it touched the hearts of many people....
It dicpicts the pure hearts of two teenagers...
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News Report:
Police have confirmed the toddler rapist is currently hiding in the woods...
They have already surrounded the villian, he have no means of escape...
The toddler rapist is linked to many case of raping young girls between the ages of 2-4 years old with the youngest being just a 25 month old toddler.
Parents were outraged with the police unable to apprehend the criminal until today...
The toddler rapist is armed with a huge horn like weapon which he used to deflect incoming attacks from the police.
Police comissioner: We will do our utmost best to bring this villian to justice, we have with us two specialists who are familiar with the villian
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The time is now...the police and the two specialists charged into the woods...
J**: We must defeat m**c...no more mercy for him
Z**: But he is one of us...hais...who ask him...
Jan: I'll pretend I never knew him...
Z**: L** just can't see right from wrong!
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Flashback...
J**: I am joining the police to defeat m**c!
Z**: Ill go with you...what he is doing is totally bullshit!
L**: No way man!...his our good friend!...no way I am going...
J**: Lets go Z**!
L**: Nooooooooo~
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The 2 specialists swiftly found M**c near his hideout and engaged in a fierce battle...
M**c: you two...why?
J**: We cannot condemn your actions!
Z**: you are an utter disgrace to O*F!
M**c: Hmph...since it has come to this...
M**c held out a jewel...
M**c: I can enhance my power tenfold with the suiken jewel!
The earth shook...the trees rumbled....m**c had turned into a devil!
J** and Z**...although powerful...faltered at the newfound strength of m**c...they were no match for devil m**c....
M**c: hahahas!...die you bastards!!...
J**: he have lost his senses...
Z**: the devil....i can't watch this...lets pray!
J** & z**: Haleilubua Obua Keling!
From a distance...a sound came...
Obua: Divine Punishment....EHHHHHHHHH~
A soundwave hit m**c straight in the face...and he fainted....the police moved in to capture him...finally...the despised toddler rapist was caught!
Judge: I hereby sentence you to 3 months in prison...and 120000 strokes of cane...
M**c: I repent for my mistakes and willingly take the punishment...Jan & Zee...forgive me...
So his days in jail went by with L** visiting him every single day...m**c was really touched by L**...and 3 months later......
J**: WTFBBQROFL hey Z** you recieved it too!!!??
Z**: Totally unbelievable.....
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Wedding Invitation
You have been invited to the wedding
of L** and M**c
Date: 31 May 2010
Venue: Blk 884 Void Deck
~Eternal Bliss~
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And so...J** and Z** pretended they never knew the couple...
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Any reference to any living person is purely coincidence...