Disgeabua: The ObuaLord

Its been ages but episode 9 is up! (

Episode 8.5: Three Wishes (OVA)

After the fight with the outerlanders, the original 3/4 and cierra went home...exhausted...

"Oh man...what a day...what a nightmare..."

"I can still picture it in my mind...."

"No more of that Cierra...no more please..."

Engraved in their minds was Cierra's brutality of killing the three warriors in Outerlands...the internal combustion, drought and vacuum attacks was too much for them...

Well so they passed through the forest of rune to head back to the Obualord's castle...however...

"Anyone there~ Machiam help me please~"

"Heard something?..."

"Yes you machiam did!"

"Must be my imagination..."

"Hey I am machiam talking to you bastard wierdo!"

"who ya calling a wierdo you non-existant voice!"

"hey stop the crap dumbass..."

So the party went on ahead...only Marc stayed behind to do some gathering of resources..as the
castle has been lacking on some essential resources.

"Hey machiam baldy! Do you fucking also think I am an imaginary sound?"

"Seems like it...anyway you need help?"

"O Machiam bless....will the kind gentleman here please locate the gold lamp located somewhere in this forest..thou art be rewarded."

"Er...okays....and whats with the sudden politeness...."

So marc went around looking for the lamp. For some reason, the forest started gathering many dangerous monsters. Marc looked up to the sky, and saw a lot of flying green dragons with a mane and shoots fireballs.

"Hmm...new monsters...I shall name them...Rathial!"

So Marc defeated the bunch of Rathial, and gathered their parts. He eventually came to a spring...the spring felt extremely refreshing. To his amaze, the lamp was inside the clear water of the spring.

"Haix...you took machiam long to reach here...I was waiting for you!"

"Fuck your machiam...why didn't you tell me your location earlier!"

"Machiam is my lord! I machiam do what I want...now you have found me...faster crap up three wishes and I can go home you bloody baldy!"

"What bloody baldy...nabei three wish issit! I wish you kena kick up to the sky, picked up by a Rathial, then the Rathial will do a world tour forever!"

"eh you machiam want me bored to death ah! but too bad for you I grant wishes that I want to...neh neh ni poo poo machiam bastard!"

"I shall grant my own wish then...machiam adieu!"

So marc kicked the lamp into the sky...blow the horn to signal his rathial slaves (they got beaten up quite badly) to pick up the lamp...then ordered them to do the world tour.

So this is how Marc got his three wishes fulfiled. And he lived happily ever after....with his rathials...and Obualord! and Cierra....and 2 other machiam idoit..hahas....

To be continued...

Episode 9 will be out soon!

Obuaism Bangala United Association

This nightmare happened when Obua used a dimension machine and travelled into a dimension he created...it is a replica of the real world and he is testing what will happen if he...

So he went pass a constuction area and he heard this...

"Oh dear god...Ve (we) are weri (very) thirsty...can you bless us vith (with) some vater (water)?

Upon hearing that, Obua thought he might tease those bangalas....so he..

"This is OBUA the mighty lord of Obuaism...."
So he spit into the contruction area...and he heard...

"Thank You! Lord Obua!"

So Obua laughed to himself and went to his house in the dimension.

Now we shall go deeper into what happen at the bangalas' side....

Upon recieving Obua's blessing...these bangalas decided to go thank this Lord Obua...so they hired a PI...who wanted to rip them off of their money....so the PI just found this website Obuaism.blogspot.com...

"Go here and you will find Obua!"

So the bangalas thank and paid the PI....and went off to find the PLACE called Obuaism.blogspot.com...

They ran into this bunch of chinese and asked them for directions...

"eh bangalas sia...zhao la mai guan yi lang (Oh Bangalas...lets go don't care them)

Next they asked some indians

"Are you Indians? Indians aren't this dumb....lets go..."

After which they finally found out that it is a website...despite it being the 113th person they asked....so they went to...a LAN shop...

So they log on to the website and was enticed by the wonderful religion and decided to join it...the three of them (YES ONLY THREE) logged on as Tom, Dick and Harry...

Then the years passed and it comes to year 2012....

Obua summoned the Original 4 to their hideout...

"Ehhhh guys I am really proud of ya...we Obuaism had already gathered aroud 1.6 billion supporters worldwide and since our anniversary is nearing lets get the leaders and 97 members of the VRI congress (The leaders are Tom dick and Harry) to attend the party"

The top guys of Obuaism were really looking forward to meeting the trio as they have been a great help in boosting the numbers of Obuaism...and they really wanted to know the meaning of VRI...

Back to the VRI side...

"Vov (Wow) ve (we) are finally able to meet Obua! Here is Changi airport...Singapore weri (very) nice!"

A system around rang...

"Warning! Warning!...We have a suspicious smell of chemicals in the airport everyone please evacuate while we track down the cause of the incident. Please do not fret and report any suspicious looking or article by informing our staff...or call 999" <-- In four languages

Upon the warning...EVERYBODY in the airport did not fret....just pointed to the VRI...

Back at Obua's side...

"Ehhhh its been 3 hours and the VRI are not here yet....hey on the tv...watch news.."

"News report, today afternoon at 3 pm. A suspected gas leakage in the airport caused panic within civilians. The gas leakage was false alarm and the smell was caused by 100 indian nationals who arrived at Singapore via the Indian airways. A mistake by the pilot let the passengers get off normally at Terminal 3 when they were suppose to be alighting at Terminal Stink. Police arrived to quarantine them, lets see some of the clips we took at the airport."

Scene of 3 bangalas shouting like monkeys shown.
"Obua! Its ve (we) Tom Dick and Harry. Ve (we) VRI has arrived! 100 of us! From Ve R Indians! Obua!!! Hail Lord Obua!"

"As you can see. These 3 Indian Nationals are from the religion Obuaism. Upon thorough investigation, we found out that the Obua mentioned by the trio is the leader of Obuaism. This religion started a frenzy in Indian and Bangladesh 3 years ago. Now, the religion boasts a 1.6 billion population, which is almost the whole of India and Bangladesh population. The religion is based in Singapore and well known in Construction sites and rubbish collection points around the Heartland."

-------------TV switched off----------------

Original four (together): "I am so quitting!"

With that...Obua returned to the original dimension....

At the original dimension headquarters of Obuaism..

"Ehhhh guys, new rule in Obuaism. No spitting within 5 metres of any entrance or exit of contruction sites/areas, rubbish collection points, bangala housing, and when there is any bangala in sight!"

WHY!?

"Ehhhh shut up, I am Obua and you all are listening to me!"

Story ends...