Thursday, January 1, 2009
Happy 2009 to Obuaism Members!
Woo...Obuaism.blogspot.com has passed the 2009 mark and we are pressing on to 2010, 2011 and so on! Thank all members for your support and we hope to bring more interesting stories and stuffs in this year of the Oxbua!
The first story of 2009!
Disgeabua: The ObuaLord
episode 5: Barngaelas strikes back!
Barngaela Den, Rune Forest
"Barn barn barn!" (It is damn fucked up!)
"Barn barn barn barn barn barn?" (Are we not living things just like the humans?)
"Barn barn barn barn!" (We just end up slaughtered everyday!)
"Barn barn barn!" (By this guy called ler!)
"Barn...barn barn!" (We shall get...our revenge!)
The anger of the barngaelas burned in their eyes, the revenge on Ler of the original four is inevitable. Will Ler get out of this unscarred?...
"Slam the barngaelas♫ Bash the barngaelas♫...I will crush them ALL♫"
"Your singing sucks...and stop your barngaelas shit!"
"Why you keep critising me? you got a problem with my barngaela trademark?"
"Just shut the fuck up lah...Jan is not back from the beach...I'll go see what he doing..."
"I'll go to rune forest for some barngaela hunting then..."
With that, Ler seperated from Zee and headed to rune forest alone...not knowing the ambush which was awaiting him...
"Barn!" (Fire!)
"Barn Barn!" (Roger that!)
A huge net appeared out of nowhere and ensnared Ler, but ler is no weakling and freed himself effortlessly from the net.
"Must be those stinky barngaelas...wait til I catch you all!"
Failing the first plan, the barngaelas retreated back to their den to devise another strategy. However.....
"Barn! Barn barn barn..barn...luck!" (fools! you pathetic kids...foolish..kids!")
What manacing words...the evolved form of the barngaelas, the barngaelucks took over the revenge action plan...
Meanwhile....
"Damn it, my hand damn itchy and no barngaelas around....hey! whats that!?"
Le found a cave in the middle of rune forest, that is the cave of the Barngaelas!!
"O.o lucky lucky, Im gonna have a big smashing party today!"
With that, he charged into the cave without thinking. The cave is slimy and dark, making mobility and sight a huge burden. The barngaelas on the other hand lived most of their lives in there and hence have the advantage in battle.
"Barn Luck!" (Attack him!)
To Ler's amaze, the barngaelas had gotten organised in their attacks with the barngaeluck captains leading each platoon. Ler was losing...maybe...
"I salute your determination to defeat me...hehe...I guess I have to do this...."
Ler's body glowed a red aura, his body slowly transforming...his powers rising tremendously..Ler went into the form of the Bloodlord!...
"now the fun begins.....hehe..."
Next episode: Bloodlord's wrath!
To be continued...
Precious - 10:34 PM
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