Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Obua's Original 4, side story.... (just dun feel like continuing chapter 2 zzz)
Invasion of the netherworld!
Note: there will be heavy similarity to the game disgaea but it is purely coincidental, thx.
This happened 5yrs after the oc-bc war.... which oc reign victorious(duh)...
It was one fine day on Mt. Everest, clan obua's hq... zee, jan, marc and ler were bored and were playing mahjong.... it was the 127th round(they played for around 2 days) and there was no victor as every round was a draw.
"yawns... this is freaking boring... we have like nothing to do after the oc-bc war damnit...."
"yea i agree... we've been doing like nothing for 5yrs except playing dai dee, mahjong, whack-a-barngalae, and nothing else... i feel like smashing something!!!"
"agree.... but our god damned lord, obua is still hibernating in tht cave for like 30yrs... i wonder if hes dead or what.... or maybe he ran out of rations in there...."
"well... we're gonna run out of money sooner or later... what shall we do nw? the world is in total chaos, even after boii's destruction..."
Well... the fact is... after clan boii's destruction, obua took over the role of earthlord several other clan rose and (war of the)world war 3 started... these includes clan seireitei, fairy tail, ala alba, hokage etc.... and many many many others.... but the current story says about the attack from a alternate dimension, which is known as the netherworld, lead by Laharl.
(from here on, Laharl's chat will be in dark blue, flonne's will b in yellow, etna's in orange, demons in green)
"Hahahahahaha!... i, laharl has taken the title of overlord, and will reign supreme in the whole of the netherworld!.... flonne, as my vassel, i shall give u my first command... assassinate the earthlord i've heard about on earth, if im nt rong, goes with the name of obua... Hahahahahahahahaha!"
"a..assassinate? ok, i'll try."
After tht, flonne went to earth thru a dimension in stonehedge, england, and flew to clan obua's hq.
"nin nin nin ♫.... nin nin nin..."
but she was found out within 6 seconds after her infiltration... cus she was too loud...
"like... who the hell are you, angel like thingy? some stupid cosplayer?"
"oh, nice to meet you, i'm an assassin, im here to assassinate the earthlord obua...(erm... arent i nt suppose to say tht?... ops i did it again... >.>)..."
"obua eh... hes actually ur master... hes just asking you to help him suicide.."
"is tht it? oh okies, thx for the infomation, i'll be going back to assassinate laharl!"
flonne flys off...
"lucky i played disgaea... and shes as retarded as in the game... heh heh..."
"so now, flonne... have u done as i told you?"
"(I'm supposed to assassinate laharl huh... hmm....) yup i think so... with Eternal love♡"
"wha....uraahahhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
"Eternal love♡!Eternal love♡!Eternal love♡!Eternal love♡!"
"ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkraeathhgnawtf?!$!)*&%(^!@(#%..... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
laharl dies with white foam coming out of his mouth...
"looks like i did it!... he must be proud of me! ^^"
and so, the invasion of the netherworld was stopped due to the retardedness of the assassin.
the end...
"hey, wad bout us dood... we havent came out yet!"
"hey wad are you doing slacking around, do you want me to change ur 20hr worktimes to 22hrs?... and with even minimum wages..."
"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dood!"
Precious - 2:54 AM
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