Friday, December 5, 2008
Disgeabua: The ObuaLord
Episode 2: Original Four
In the Forest of Rune...
"Ehhh toot, lets run for it!"
"shhh...be quiet, we don't want to be found...ehhh toot"
"My, my, my...You Obuannies just don't know when to shut it..."
"Shit ehhh toot, we are found...by one of the Original Four!"
"Well, this will be the last time you shall speak..because I, Zee, shall take your petty lives."
(Cries of scream....)
Holding a pair of blades with the Original four cloak flowing like wind on his back. Zee, one of the Original Four under The ObuaLord was in the forest hunting the 'Outcasts'. However, he was not alone. The other Original Fours were on the mission too...looks like the end for the 'Outcasts'...
"Obuannies Obuannies Obuannies....noisy, clumsy, stupid Obuannies. Man...can't the Outcasts pose some more of a threat?"
Another guy, holding a cresent sickle on his back (yes, time to change my weapon..) with the Original Four cloak attached to his pants as a side-sash appears. Jan of the Original Four. He hates guarding posts, hunting Obuannies...but love eating curry chicken noodles.
"Curse the Outcasts, leaving these weaklings behind for us...how many was it? 300, 400? Man I lost count these rats I have slained...Hey, Ill cook the next one I find for dinner..."
"Hahas...too bad I'm a vegetarian...well Jan, hows your day coming along?"
slouching a huge hunting horn on his Original Four cloak wrapped shoulders, Marc, the hunting horn master of the land and the 3rd member of the Original Four...was having his break time.
"This is the worst day of my life...hunting Obuannies. You seen any other Outcasts other than Obuannies?"
"There were the Barngaelas...but Ler went to pummel all of them dead...."
"Screw him..."
Meanwhile, thousands of mile away...
"AChoooo!..Dammit, who is talking behind my back?"
Wham bam slam, one by one, hundreds of barngaelas were pummeled to death. The barngaela killer of the Original Four, Ler. He carries a huge hammer and dorn the 'I love Obua' Limited edition T-shirt. His Original Four cloak was made into a bandana worn on his head.
"Achoo...dammit I know its you guys Jan and Marc....Ill pummel you guys like barngaelas when I get back...Acchoooo!"
All four of the Original Four in action means certain doom for the Outcasts. The brigade in the Forest of Rune were totally wiped out before night time. Such is the overwhelming power of the ObuaLord's Buasels...
"Eeehhhh Buaaabuabuabuabua! These Outcasts are no match for my disciples. Well Craig, what will you do now?"
Next Episode: Arrival of the Bad Guy: Craig
To be Continued...
Precious - 8:56 PM
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