Saturday, December 6, 2008
Disgeabua: The ObuaLord
"ehhhh toot...I think the bad guy will make his appearance in this episode!"
"Well toot...I wonder if it will be me!"
"The bad guy would be a super awesome guy with a cool finishing attack toot!"
"Take this toot! The Obuani Blast!"
"Lets just get on with the story....toot"
Episode 3: Arrival of the Bad Guy: Craig
In the seaside cliffs near the forest of rune, stood a young man and something else...
"Woohohoho! My dear Kiki, you are the most glorious monster in the whole universe! Your slender legs, your bright eyes, and vicious fangs. Embrace me! My dear Kiki!"
"ROOOAAARRR!"
"Hey wait Kiki, I did not mean it literally...wait!!!! AHHHHHH!!!" *Splash*
Meanwhile, at a sunset beach....
"Man...it sure is boring...again....we definitely hold the record for a job with the most off days in a year..."
"Can't disagree with that....with the Outcasts retreating into the Death Valley, we will have to wait till we are prepared..."
"I hope some bad guy with super awesome finishing attack come at us now....maybe a giant barngaela would be fine too."
"Shut it Ler...its an off day for f*** sake...."
*Splash*, a huge tidal wave swept into the beach...the owner of the beach just close the whole beach instead....
"Dammit...lets just go back to the HQ and sleep....nothing ever goes right!"
And so, the Original Four left....
"Wait...I am the bad guy, and I was suppose to make an appearance this episode! Hey Kiki stop causing unnecessary tidal waves! Hey waittttttt!!!!!...oh whats this?"
A ring shone bright in the bad guy's hand...who's is it....
"Hey guys, head on back first...I think I left something behind..."
Jan head back to the beach....where the bad guy was already there to meet him...
"Hey bad-guy-looking person, have you seen a ring with an 'O' craved on top?"
The bad guy looked at the ring he found earlier, but noticed that it was a 'J' craved on it...
"Nope, only a 'J' craved ring was found...sorry that I can't help...and whats wrong with my bad-guy-looking look..."
"Ah sorry, it was a 'J'...my bad...."
"I have a bad-guy-look and I am the bad guy - Craig...If you want your ring...you will have to snatch it!"
With that, Jan pulled out his halberd and prepared for the attack...
"Wait...aren't you suppose to be wielding a cresent sickle?...nevermind...your opponent is not me! For an appetizer, I will let the most beautiful monster in the universe fight you! Come on out Kiki!"
"ROOOOOAAAARRRR!" From the sea, a huge kraken (Giant Octopus!) appeared...Jan is to face this monster...
"You call that the most beautiful monster in the universe!?..."
Beautiful or not...it is not certain..but it is a certain that Kiki will be the hardest opponent Jan had ever faced....who will emerge as a victor!?
Next episode: Takoyaki Massacre
"ehhhh toot...I hope there won't be an episode which say...Obuannies steak or something...."
To be Continued...
Precious - 9:04 PM
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