B-o-i
Chapter 2- b-o-i

"ehh... my good walter, hows the investigation coming up? any new findings in the case?"
"oh, buabua-ali, its you.... i thought it was someone else... so far i cant really find anything, but theres a large amount strange substance in the deseased blood which i noticed thru the microscope, but i cant make out what it is, but i have a hunch that it has something to do with this case."
"i se-..."
*fone rang*
"ehh hello, obua here, how can i help, oh its u, general carter, what!? a zombie like being sighted at at around the crime scene? i'll be there asap...*puts down phone"
"my dear walter, i'll be out for a moment, continue with the investigation..."

after 10mins, obua arrived at yew tee(actually i din mention where the crime scene was in the first chapter)... and many people were running towards his direction... and what he saw behind them was something he have never seen before, a zombie like human, with his shoulders and his legs corroding, walking towards his direction. that guy wasn even like human as the gunshots by the police did not even flinch him.

"ehh!? holy papadum, in the name of the god of hand of maradona, what in the freaking goddamned blue hell is that!?!?... a walking corpse?"
obua exclaimed as he slowly moves back...

"h.@5!$ el@!>..p.... ugethahahrhhrhh... he....lhuieha.lp.... ughhhareaa.... help.......m..e..."
and with that, the guy's right arm fell off, and a while more, he was down on the ground as his left leg corroded up to his pelvis... he wasn able to stand up and after 3mins, he stopped struggling and died.

obua, with the cops, looked at the body in disgust... the blood of the guy slightly corroded the concrete floor and stopped after a while...

in around 20mins time, the forensics came by and the same thing happened, every witness was brain-washed, but there was a kid which managed to slip pass the security...

"its another strange death... what in the world would make this guy become zombie like? or rather, what is the cause of this severe corrosion? acid cant be that strong enough to corrode the whole arm and leg.... this is.... totally unreal...", exclaimed a forensic officer.

"ehh... not really... i think i found the cause of the corrosion... if im not rong, it should be this guy's blood. look at the ground... some drops of his blood fell onto the ground and its slightly corroded. according to the files, the blood contained a special substance un-seeable by the naked eye. that should be the cause of this severe corrosion..."

"as expected of the great detective buabua-ali... you're really a genius huh? alright guys, bring back more blood sample, and clear up this mess before the reporters arrive..."

back in the lab....
"ehh... my dear walter, i guess ur hunch is correct.... cus im also thinking that the strange substance in the blood is causing the uberspeed-ed corrosion of the guy..."

"ah, sir obua, u're back. i've just had a little dialogue with the forensics. we've came to a conclusion that the corrosion is caused by the substance. thou we still do not know the source, but its a highly corrosive substance, which will corrode anything as long as its in human blood, but when contacted with air, it'll lose its corroding ability.. it is a very special substance which do not move much... at most it'll spread to that body part, but normally it wont really move, so all the victims have only a part of their body instad of their whole body corroded. we've named this substance, the burning-organism-(from the)-inside, aka, b-o-i..."

"i see... thats very detailed... but what actually caused them to have this substance in their blood? that is the main problem..."

"sir obua... i think we have just found the cause of that..."

to be continued....

Disgeabua: The ObuaLord

"Not fair! Jan got his story first! Not fair!"

"Think about it, he has to WORK on an off day"

"You and your retarded off days...."

"Hahahas you got scolded"

"Don't laugh ler, you and your even retarded barngaela killing spree"

Episode 4: Takoyaki Massacre

Jan faced off with kiki...

<--- Kiki


"Unleash! My demonic energy!"

Jan's inner power, demonic power was unleashed. Since young, Jan had always been different. He occasionally would unleash powers far surpassing normal humans and cause mass destruction. It was not after he met Lord Obua before he could control the power.

Jan could feel power in his hands....

"I thank Lord Obua for what I have now, I will use this power bestowed on me to crush this ugly bitch!"

The halberd Jan was holding shone brightly and a blackish red aura engulfed it. Jan sent a weapon wave towards kiki, immediately cutting off one of the tentacles.

"ROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!"

That strike angered Kiki, it turned berserk, whipping its tentacles about, causing huge tremors on the earth.

"Damn, I can't stand properly! Hey bad guy! Control your pet abit will ya..."

"I can't...it wouldn't listen to anyone when it is angry...hehe"

"What type of an owner are you? Damn I guess I'll just have to take it on...ARGGHHHH!"

An intense battle preceded between Jan and Kiki. The power on both sides was so extreme it collected huge amounts of power and shook the lands around them.

After a million clashes, both sides were fatigued. This is a battle of endurance, until one side is down. Jan knew he had to think quickly, a way to defeat this manacing monster. Even with 3 tentacles being cut off, Kiki was still fighting strongly.

"I hate to do this, but I have to win this..."

Jan quickly retreated into a blind spot and started chanting the summoning words.

"Terror of the seas, dragon being, king of waves, legendary serpent! I summon thee...Lebuatain!"

It is the legendary serpent of the sea Lebuatain, Jan planned to fight monster with monster! As the maelstorm subsides, a serpent emerged.

"Leeeee Buaaa Taaainnn!!!!!!"

Lebuatain pulled Kiki under into the deep ocean, a fierce battle took place but being the king of the seas, Lebuatain emerged victorious.

"Noooo! My Kiki!! Next time you will pay for this!"

With the help of the legendary serpent, Jan scored a victory over Craig. He recovered his ring and set back home.

"EEhhhhh, craig craig craig...how do you think of my disciples....hehehe, Ehhhh I await your return...."

On the way home, Jan looked at his halberd...

"broken again...can I find a weapon with truely suits me...."

Next episode: Barngaelas Strikes Back!

"Hehe, must be my turn hahahaahhas....DIE Barngaelas!

To be continued....

b-o-i
chapter 1- the o.b.u.a


It was the year 2008...
everyday was the same, people living their own lifestyle...
but one afternoon, at a block, several residents complained about a horrible stench coming from inside of a flat, where a 19 year old young man lived alone.
the police then came to investigate, and after knocking down the door, they saw a gory sight in front of them. the young man, totally covered in blood, with his hands missing and his face deformed. some on-lookers vomitted on the spot due to the intense gore they see.

After 30mins or so, the forensics arrived, and started working on the strange death of the young man, identified as neiger black, an american whom came to singapore to study. an hour has passed and the forensics cannot figure out the real cause of the death, but noticed tht his hands and face were actually corroded, and tht the blood contained an un-identify-able substance, causing the severe corrosion, and so, the death was stated- Strange.

the residents of the block were brain-washed so as tht they will not remember anything about this incident using hypnotism and the crime scene was cleared up and locked up so that no one else could enter... after that, the police sent the case to a secret organisation known as- official bureau (of) universal assisting, aka o.b.u.a, which specialise in assisting the cops in any strange cases including murders, deaths, and others.

when the director of o.b.u.a, buabua-ali, aka obua(thts why the bureau is named o.b.u.a) saw the case, he was smiling in excitement....
"finally... i have an interesting case at hand... this should help me kill some time... heh..."

chapter 1, ended....
to be continued.....

Obua's original four (yes... after a long hiatus, its finally updated....)

Chapter 2- return

"Damnit... i cant believe tht damned ler actually betrayed us... tht sonovabitch..."
"I dun think he'll betray us for no reason... he must haf a reason for tht.... lets just forget abt him in the meantime and get ready to defend our lands at chinatown... the boii army is getting stronger as we talk nw..."
"you're right... i'll mobilize our troops... we'll head out to china town, general marc, u go to defend punggol..."
"yea.... sure..."

And so, the jz army went to chinatown and engaged in a battle with the hongkie sect army of boi's army...
"I come from hong kong"(said in a hongkie accent)
"like who fucking care?!?... die!!"
and the obua-ians charged at the boii clan with valor.... easily trashing the hongkie sect army of the boi-army.

at punggol, the situation wasn as nice... marc was engaged by the bgl platoon... and the ler platoon...
marc was not really in the mood to fight as he was in a battle against his ex-ally(?)....but ler seemed to be brain-washed and was fighting like a cyborg....
after a long battle, the bgl's l was defeated, makeing it the bg platoon+ler's platoon vs marc's small army as marc's army was nearly wiped out, only leaving 300 units...
"ONWARDS!!! FIGHT!!!! THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY MAY NOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM, FOR THIS.... IS.... CLAN OBUA!!!!!!!!!
then, after the verse, marc's army was totally wiped out... and b and g of the bg platoon told marc
"join the boi-army.... i'll makesure u wont die then..."
"fuck off, i'll never join tht shit-hole bitch's army, kill me if u want, u may take my life, but not my freedom!!!"
"then we shall grant u ur wish.... ler, kill him..."
"yes... sire..."
"ler... i cant believe you... how could u haf betrayed us... u son of a bitch... u deserve to die!...... i'll.... ugh.... sugar jia le, become gay..."
"ugh!!!^!@(&^$*&nigger!!! whats happening? i think i got my memores back... fucking boii-army bastards... die!!"
and as the bg platoon watched in disbelieved, general ler gotten back his memories, and with the fighting style he learnt in the boii-army, he became a hybrid of the obua-ians and boii-army.... a oboiizard... he then summoned a mask of rot on his face, increasing his combat abilities by ten folds, and trashing the whole bg platoon singlehandedly....
"ler... i knew u'll not betray us.... i guess u're back as one of the oof?"
"yea i guess"
and as ler said tht, he fainted as he ran out of spirit-power, after using the mask for 8seconds.
"well... rest well... i still cant believe how u pwned those asses in 8seconds.... but well.. who cares..."

to be continued.....

note... i did not rip off anything when writing this post....
p.s... as theres a new story- "b-o-i" released, oof may not be updated so frequently... neither will b-o-i too... i'll update when i haf the time...

Disgeabua: The ObuaLord

"ehhhh toot...I think the bad guy will make his appearance in this episode!"

"Well toot...I wonder if it will be me!"

"The bad guy would be a super awesome guy with a cool finishing attack toot!"

"Take this toot! The Obuani Blast!"

"Lets just get on with the story....toot"

Episode 3: Arrival of the Bad Guy: Craig

In the seaside cliffs near the forest of rune, stood a young man and something else...

"Woohohoho! My dear Kiki, you are the most glorious monster in the whole universe! Your slender legs, your bright eyes, and vicious fangs. Embrace me! My dear Kiki!"

"ROOOAAARRR!"

"Hey wait Kiki, I did not mean it literally...wait!!!! AHHHHHH!!!" *Splash*

Meanwhile, at a sunset beach....

"Man...it sure is boring...again....we definitely hold the record for a job with the most off days in a year..."

"Can't disagree with that....with the Outcasts retreating into the Death Valley, we will have to wait till we are prepared..."

"I hope some bad guy with super awesome finishing attack come at us now....maybe a giant barngaela would be fine too."

"Shut it Ler...its an off day for f*** sake...."

*Splash*, a huge tidal wave swept into the beach...the owner of the beach just close the whole beach instead....

"Dammit...lets just go back to the HQ and sleep....nothing ever goes right!"

And so, the Original Four left....

"Wait...I am the bad guy, and I was suppose to make an appearance this episode! Hey Kiki stop causing unnecessary tidal waves! Hey waittttttt!!!!!...oh whats this?"

A ring shone bright in the bad guy's hand...who's is it....

"Hey guys, head on back first...I think I left something behind..."

Jan head back to the beach....where the bad guy was already there to meet him...

"Hey bad-guy-looking person, have you seen a ring with an 'O' craved on top?"

The bad guy looked at the ring he found earlier, but noticed that it was a 'J' craved on it...

"Nope, only a 'J' craved ring was found...sorry that I can't help...and whats wrong with my bad-guy-looking look..."

"Ah sorry, it was a 'J'...my bad...."

"I have a bad-guy-look and I am the bad guy - Craig...If you want your ring...you will have to snatch it!"

With that, Jan pulled out his halberd and prepared for the attack...

"Wait...aren't you suppose to be wielding a cresent sickle?...nevermind...your opponent is not me! For an appetizer, I will let the most beautiful monster in the universe fight you! Come on out Kiki!"

"ROOOOOAAAARRRR!" From the sea, a huge kraken (Giant Octopus!) appeared...Jan is to face this monster...

"You call that the most beautiful monster in the universe!?..."

Beautiful or not...it is not certain..but it is a certain that Kiki will be the hardest opponent Jan had ever faced....who will emerge as a victor!?

Next episode: Takoyaki Massacre

"ehhhh toot...I hope there won't be an episode which say...Obuannies steak or something...."

To be Continued...

Disgeabua: The ObuaLord

Episode 2: Original Four

In the Forest of Rune...

"Ehhh toot, lets run for it!"
"shhh...be quiet, we don't want to be found...ehhh toot"

"My, my, my...You Obuannies just don't know when to shut it..."

"Shit ehhh toot, we are found...by one of the Original Four!"

"Well, this will be the last time you shall speak..because I, Zee, shall take your petty lives."

(Cries of scream....)

Holding a pair of blades with the Original four cloak flowing like wind on his back. Zee, one of the Original Four under The ObuaLord was in the forest hunting the 'Outcasts'. However, he was not alone. The other Original Fours were on the mission too...looks like the end for the 'Outcasts'...

"Obuannies Obuannies Obuannies....noisy, clumsy, stupid Obuannies. Man...can't the Outcasts pose some more of a threat?"

Another guy, holding a cresent sickle on his back (yes, time to change my weapon..) with the Original Four cloak attached to his pants as a side-sash appears. Jan of the Original Four. He hates guarding posts, hunting Obuannies...but love eating curry chicken noodles.

"Curse the Outcasts, leaving these weaklings behind for us...how many was it? 300, 400? Man I lost count these rats I have slained...Hey, Ill cook the next one I find for dinner..."

"Hahas...too bad I'm a vegetarian...well Jan, hows your day coming along?"

slouching a huge hunting horn on his Original Four cloak wrapped shoulders, Marc, the hunting horn master of the land and the 3rd member of the Original Four...was having his break time.

"This is the worst day of my life...hunting Obuannies. You seen any other Outcasts other than Obuannies?"

"There were the Barngaelas...but Ler went to pummel all of them dead...."

"Screw him..."

Meanwhile, thousands of mile away...

"AChoooo!..Dammit, who is talking behind my back?"

Wham bam slam, one by one, hundreds of barngaelas were pummeled to death. The barngaela killer of the Original Four, Ler. He carries a huge hammer and dorn the 'I love Obua' Limited edition T-shirt. His Original Four cloak was made into a bandana worn on his head.

"Achoo...dammit I know its you guys Jan and Marc....Ill pummel you guys like barngaelas when I get back...Acchoooo!"

All four of the Original Four in action means certain doom for the Outcasts. The brigade in the Forest of Rune were totally wiped out before night time. Such is the overwhelming power of the ObuaLord's Buasels...

"Eeehhhh Buaaabuabuabuabua! These Outcasts are no match for my disciples. Well Craig, what will you do now?"

Next Episode: Arrival of the Bad Guy: Craig

To be Continued...

Disgeabua: The ObuaLord

Episode 1: Rise of the ObuaLord

In an alternate space dimension lies a land which fairly remains mysterious. On this piece of land, there is the supreme Overlord who acts as the LKY of the land. Raginas, the Overlord, saw peace on his reign of 200000 years until one day, a challenger arrived.

The challenger is a man whose appearance was fiercesome enough kill. In the court of the Overlord, no Vassal of Raginas could even stand up to his aura. However. Raginas seemed unduanted to this man.

"Speak your intention, young warrior." Exclaimed Raginas.

"ObuaLord...." was the reply.

Before Raginas could mutter the words..."What?"...he was slained by the man....

News of Raginas's death spread throughout the land, shaking even the most fearsome beasts. Raginas's son was so afraid of this man, that he aceded the throne to him. He reorganised his court with his own 'Buasals' and call himself....The ObuaLord...

The 'Buasals' under the ObuaLord's command are also to be feared. They are known widely as...the 'Original Four'. With such power in control, the people soon pledged their l0yalty to The ObuaLord. Hence beginning the everlasting era of the ObuaLord!

The majority had pledged allegience to The Obualord, but there are still fractions who are pro-Raginas and against the ObuaLord. They are known as the 'Outcasts' and are considered great threat to the court. Thus the 'Original Four' first task is to clear the rebels.

Next episode: The Original Four~

TO BE CONTINUED

p.s. Any reference to any game of any title in any world is strictly a coincidence. So do not anyhow sue anyone....

Obua's Original 4, side story.... (just dun feel like continuing chapter 2 zzz)

Invasion of the netherworld!

Note: there will be heavy similarity to the game disgaea but it is purely coincidental, thx.

This happened 5yrs after the oc-bc war.... which oc reign victorious(duh)...

It was one fine day on Mt. Everest, clan obua's hq... zee, jan, marc and ler were bored and were playing mahjong.... it was the 127th round(they played for around 2 days) and there was no victor as every round was a draw.

"yawns... this is freaking boring... we have like nothing to do after the oc-bc war damnit...."
"yea i agree... we've been doing like nothing for 5yrs except playing dai dee, mahjong, whack-a-barngalae, and nothing else... i feel like smashing something!!!"
"agree.... but our god damned lord, obua is still hibernating in tht cave for like 30yrs... i wonder if hes dead or what.... or maybe he ran out of rations in there...."
"well... we're gonna run out of money sooner or later... what shall we do nw? the world is in total chaos, even after boii's destruction..."

Well... the fact is... after clan boii's destruction, obua took over the role of earthlord several other clan rose and (war of the)world war 3 started... these includes clan seireitei, fairy tail, ala alba, hokage etc.... and many many many others.... but the current story says about the attack from a alternate dimension, which is known as the netherworld, lead by Laharl.

(from here on, Laharl's chat will be in dark blue, flonne's will b in yellow, etna's in orange, demons in green)

"Hahahahahaha!... i, laharl has taken the title of overlord, and will reign supreme in the whole of the netherworld!.... flonne, as my vassel, i shall give u my first command... assassinate the earthlord i've heard about on earth, if im nt rong, goes with the name of obua... Hahahahahahahahaha!"
"a..assassinate? ok, i'll try."

After tht, flonne went to earth thru a dimension in stonehedge, england, and flew to clan obua's hq.

"nin nin nin ♫.... nin nin nin..."

but she was found out within 6 seconds after her infiltration... cus she was too loud...

"like... who the hell are you, angel like thingy? some stupid cosplayer?"
"oh, nice to meet you, i'm an assassin, im here to assassinate the earthlord obua...(erm... arent i nt suppose to say tht?... ops i did it again... >.>)..."
"obua eh... hes actually ur master... hes just asking you to help him suicide.."
"is tht it? oh okies, thx for the infomation, i'll be going back to assassinate laharl!"
flonne flys off...
"lucky i played disgaea... and shes as retarded as in the game... heh heh..."

"so now, flonne... have u done as i told you?"
"(I'm supposed to assassinate laharl huh... hmm....) yup i think so... with Eternal love♡"
"wha....uraahahhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
"Eternal love♡!Eternal love♡!Eternal love♡!Eternal love♡!"
"ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkraeathhgnawtf?!$!)*&%(^!@(#%..... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
laharl dies with white foam coming out of his mouth...
"looks like i did it!... he must be proud of me! ^^"

and so, the invasion of the netherworld was stopped due to the retardedness of the assassin.
the end...

"hey, wad bout us dood... we havent came out yet!"
"hey wad are you doing slacking around, do you want me to change ur 20hr worktimes to 22hrs?... and with even minimum wages..."
"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dood!"